ITT: Characters that, canonically, have had more sex than you ever will.
>>94358770
>>94358770
>you will never bang that thicc thighed heavenly jowled milf and make her pump out 11 kids
I wasnt ready for this kinda of feel today
>>94358770
Rita would be a 10/10 if it weren't for that face
>>94359362
Maybe she's canadian
>>94358770
>those hips
>>94359362
>implying she's not already perfect
>>94359362
Agreed
>>94359685
Stop saving thumbnails.
>>94358770
>learn where babies come from
>continually have a string of new siblings
>realize that your parents never stop fucking
>>94360026
>ywn masturbate to the sound of your parents making your 8th sibling
Why even continue in this cruel world?
>>94358770
THEIR HEADS ARE JUST 180s OF EACH OTHER!!!
>>94360153
I want to draw that.
>>94360215
Please do and link imgurIf you do, give me a shoutout by having a cactus in the corner :^)
>>94360183
NANI
>>94360366
>>94360366
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>>94360366
He gave it so hard to his wife, she died
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>>94360802
What? She died during childbirth.
>>94360366
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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>>94360944
Not same guy, but all of your reaction made me kek
>>94358770
How do I know if a character has had sex?
>>94361112
Usually cause they have children
They know how to spice it up too; gif related.
>>94360366
>>94361112
You infer it.
>>94360366
Every time we have a /co/ sex thread, every. fucking. time.
>>94361311
Then stop having sex threads.
>>94360366
Dark
>>94361311
Then don't enter these threads, Frank.
>>94360366
Is this the equivalent of posting nina tucker on /a/?
>>94361311
>>94361311
get over it that little slut liked it otherwise she wouldn't have seduced him
>>94360366
Hold on, I don't get it.
>>94358770
>>94360366
>>94360366
Were scans ever posted of the rest of the comics?
>>94360366
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
>>94358770
>>94361738
thanks doc
>>94361718
That's one puffy vulva
>>94361718
Three Niggas
>>94360366
>>94361718
If one of them wasn't gay as hell, they'd make a cute couple.
>>94361929
Are you saying her dads dick turned her to women?
>>94361567
Clarissa
A comic about a girl that is sexually molested by her dad.
>>94361718
>>94361903
What the hell is this?
MOAR
>>94358770
What does a couple have to do to keep the passion alive through all those years and children?
>>94362556
Anal
>>94362125
>>94362556
Cosplay and swingers...
>>94362235
Here's the full version of that particular comic, if someone wants more context.
>>94359362
What's wrong with it? Seriously.
>Have gf in a 2 and a half year relationship
>Have sex literally almost every single day
>2 times each day
>Start to look forward to the times where we don't actually have sex
>>94363590
Contraceptives, pull out, or anal?
>>94361718
>Sexually molested by adult man
>Goes on to have sex with a boy younger than him
Man, never realized how deep Pico was!
>>94362988
Yeah, in the context of the show Rita must be a 8 or 9
>>94363590
Condoms, a shit ton of them.
>>94363745
Meant for >>94363690
>>94362986
Holy shit
>>94363745
That's a lot of money man. But a good investment.
>>94362986
Never knew this was a comic I saw the animation first
>>94360366
>>94360366
>>94360366
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>94360183
Fuckin hell
>>94360366
>>94362235
>moon changes position in sky by a quarter
Jesus Christ she was getting railed out for like 6 hours straight with no rest.
>>94360183
My God it's true! He ain't joshin!
>>94360366
>>94360366
This comic makes me upset every time I remember it exists
>>94360366
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>>94363745
You're a smart man
I'm the complete opposite, been dating my gf for 5+ years but we almost never have time to fuck
>>94360183
...what
>>94361705
WAIT THERE'S MORE BEYOND THE "BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY" ARC?
>>94363745
>condoms
>gf
Not a fucking chance. That's expensive as hell if you're fucking twice a day. That's like a full $15 box gone every few days. At that point it makes infinitely more sense to get her on the pill and/or use spermicide.
>Tfw Rich Evans has had sex more than you.
>TFW RICH FUCKING EVENS HAS HAD SEX MORE TIMES THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE!
>>94360366
>>94358770
Consider that you don't get a kid every single time you screw.
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>>94366166
I mean I can't be as fucking dazzling as Rich "Defeatable" Evans. I don't even have a magical laugh like he does.
>>94362801
>swingers
Oh god. That explains why all of Lincoln's classmates look similar, and why inbreeding is such a meme in LH. RW needs Jesus.
>>94360366
>>94365955
Wait, excuse me Anon, the definition of GF implies sex, rigth?
>>94358770
My grandparents had eleven children.
Nine survived, admittedly.
But it's not that big a deal.
>>94360366
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>>94362986
>Her pajamas are unzipped
I need an adult
>>94358770
goofy
>>94360366
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>>94360366
I wonder if the middle brother's been diddled or just beaten.
Or maybe he's just a complete and total pussy, but why?
>>94360366
>>94360366
Why is the janitor deleting random posts that he doesn't like?
>>94360026
Why would anyone post a pic of Lori? I thought /co/ hated her.
>>94367694
Because the janitor's a faggot.
>>94360366
>>94363694
Wait, that has a continuity?
>>94370854
Yes and in the third one they cheat on each other with a supernatural trap and have sloppy group sex on top of basically Tokyo Tower.
>>94363694
Oh trust me "they" go "deep".
>>94360366
So simple, yet so efficient
You are le master trole
>>94360366
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>>94361093
I wasn't there, and yet I know it wasClarissa
wasn't it?
Literally the entire point of the comic. God, it fucking makes me mad that I will never engage in something like this.
>>94373558
this tbqhwyf
i don't want to have crazy elaborate sexcapades like them, but i just want someone to love me again
>>94373673
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>>94373673
Enjoy your vacation, sweetie.
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>>94373730
sure thing boo
>>94373869
God this is horrible. I need more.
>>94373673
>>94373869
>>94373673
>>94373869
THE FUCKING MADMAN
>>94373869
>>94373673
Why is this such a big deal? Are you fags serious? Man, /co/ has really changed.
>>94374232
It's a meme ya dip. Just like how people overreact when that Tails comic gets posted.
>>94374232
friended well, meme
>>94374281
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>>94373869
>>94373673
Please stop
>>94373673
>batman and rorschach show up
>they join in
/co/ can truly be a magical place
>>94360183
bodies too
>>94373673
Amazing! It's not just 34 on this sad comic. The artist also used the Rorschach and Batman fanart that was supposed to make us feel good about imagining the father getting his comeuppance, but this was soiled for us as well since they rape her too. Such a thorough job on killing our souls. Excellent work.
>>94358770
I wanna fuck the dad.
>>94373673
I normally don't react to clarisa posts but jesus christ.
>>94374232
It's a less genuine version of getting mad over sexual of Yotsuba.
>>94373673
Horray the day is sav-
No no batman no stop it. Rorschach no, your not meant to rape, Rorschach can't rape.
Something unrelated for the hell of it with all of these Clarissa pics.
Well if people are posting horrific child-being-fucked R34 pics. Then might as well take a ride on this gravy train...
>>94362986
oh wow...damn
>>94367279
>I'm the ADULT!
>This fucking thread
>>94373673
>/co/
>>94374586
Lolis are the greatest gift from god.
Enjoy them.
>mfw all I sorta wanted is a Loud House thread and all of a suddenCLARISSA
>>94374774
Oh you'll get your loud house thread
>>94373125
Yeah, yeah it was.
>>94374845
The madness doesnt stop
>This thread
>slowly devolving thread full of R34
>none of it ischubby shota
Thread just got fucking nuked
Now if only I could erase my brain
>>94374956
YO
IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE
YOOOOOOOOOOO
>>94374989
Connie, isn't it past your bedtime?
>>94375012
>itt
>>94375021
>not thinking that the best kind of shota ischubby shota
>a place of genuine pedophiles (especially in a thread concerning loud house) getting "disturbed" by a trollish Anon mentioning a pedophile thing
The irony is too hot to handle. Bet most of you would sexualize Yotsuba if you weren't new/knew who she was and if she was still the mascot. Genuinely disgusted by the lot.
>>94374956
Kek.
>>94375269
Go peddle your mock moral fortitude in a Four Leaf Lover thread.
>>94374515
I wonder what it is about yotsuba that makes it special.
My reactions to clarisa are just memeing, it does not really bother me (although I will admit I was a little disturbed by the bait and switch with batman and rorschach not saving her) but when I see Yotsuba sexual I get genuinely mad.
>>94360802
It's possible they only did it once. That would put him at equal to me.
>>94361201
Oh wow.
>>94366236
Not with that attitude you won't
>>94371281
Kek.
>>94361201
Man, I hope my wife and I stay this frisky after years of marriage and kids.
>>94374892
Funny how the clarisa stuff makes us view the loud /ss/ in a different light.