If you were gay, or a woman, who do you think would be your husbando?

>>94350795
Daredevil.
Something about him really says he'd be a total catch.

>If

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>>94350795
I have a vag and this is mine
judge me

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>>94350795
He's big and strong and smart. He loves nature and the outdoors and and and and and I like him.

>>94350795
>forgetting bisexuals
for shame OP

>>94350795
Sounds like it would be fun having someone like Midnighter or Deadpool as a husbando

>>94351011
Someone likes it rough.

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Any one of these
Yum

>implying I'm not already both

>>94351043
Get out of my head anon!

>>94351059
You slut.

>>94351090
You maybe right, but I'm not ashamed if it's them

>>94350795
Ted Kord.
I don't care if he gets fat. Would still be husbando material.

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I would pound his boipussy and slurp his cock.

>>94351854
He'll just cheat on your ass because he's dumb af

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>>94350795
Probably Finn. Would be one hella abusive relationship tho. Because him being in pain is fun.

>>94350795
Simon Baz.

Looks great in and out of costume (especially when he's serving breakfast shirtless in an apron) and is just a swell guy

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>>94350795
>if
it's him

>If

where do you think you are?

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>if
lol

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>>94351928
That's why this guy is my second choice.

>>94351258
I see you a a man of taste and refinement

>>94352458
A bit of a try hard, but still a good pick

>>94350795
I'd let Hal ravage me tbqh senpai.

You guys have some stereotypical and offensive views on homosexuality, it's very troubling

>>94350910
I can't fault your attraction to intelligence, but he was still a ruthless bastard and would never, ever care about any romantic interest

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As if I'm not already a humongous faggot

>>94351052
You've got a thing for blonde jaws

>>94352431
Nice taste

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> Phobos will never let you into his private garden to watch him bath

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>>94352612
SP is one of those rare comics where I find it has just as many fuckable guys as ladies.

Must be the art style.

>>94353043
(You)

>>94350848
If you survive the experience.

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>>94350795
>If you were gay, or a woman, who do you think would be your husbando?

The husbando situation wouldn't really change that much for me.

Actually it wouldn't change at all.

>>94354984
>Equius
Nice/kind of horrifying but still nice

Mine would be Karkat, who already does things for me, but I feel nothing for him romantically the way I do my favorite ladies. I don't really know what this is, I don't think getting boners from the occasional fictional male qualifies me for full-blown bisexuality

>>94354984
Besides Shazam, you have good taste anon

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>>94355517
>I don't think getting boners from the occasional fictional male qualifies me for full-blown bisexuality

No I don't think it does either. You're a human ? so there's nothing wrong with appreciating the human figure. In fact it's probably coded in you. Even if they're supposed to be 'alien'. We'll never come up with actual, legit alien stuff; we always have to relate fictional species to us and other Earthlike creatures.

>>94355699
Makes sense.

>We'll never come up with actual, legit alien stuff; we always have to relate fictional species to us and other Earthlike creatures.

I find this tragic, but also, understandable. Even the most "out there" aliens are basically tweaked deep sea creatures.

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>>94350795
If I was gay.

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>>94355567
>you have good taste anon
t-thank you anon-sama! *blushu*

>>94355787
Well it's just something we have to deal with until we find actual lifeforms not from Earth.

OR fiction creators need to sit down with high ranking scholars of biology and work out something that differs from the rest in some theoretical way but still has grounding in previously established data.

What does it feel like to suck a dick

I'm never gonna know personally but damn if I don't wonder

>>94350795
>If you were gay
Stopped reading. Kys fag.

>>94356129
>OR fiction creators need to sit down with high ranking scholars of biology and work out something that differs from the rest in some theoretical way but still has grounding in previously established data.
There have been a few speculative fictional documentaries like this, I think.

The way Homestuck ended absolutely crushed me and I was depressed for a long time after. It was the most important and influential work in my life, and also the most creative, unique, and satisfying (because, for most of its run, there was always new content, either from the creator or the massive fanbase) and it was a source of never-ending stimulation that terminated in the most flat, disappointing way I have ever seen or will see. Did you feel the same way? Did you get over it? I'm mostly numb to it now, but I really miss having Homestuck in my life, good Homestuck from years ago.

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This guy

>>94353553
Wallace is by far the best girl in SP.

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Peter Parker
>Funny
>Loveable
>Cute
>Quirky
>Hunky


>until he sells your marriage to the devil

>>94356261
Hard, velvety and warm.

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>>94356329
>Homestuck

I really don't want to chew on this bone anymore but you know how it is. Literally everyone felt the same way. Soul-crushingly disappointed. And with the shitstorm around the nu-comic (snapchat) and the general dev. assfuckery that has been going on with Hiveswap I very much doubt HS will ever be anything more than brony-tier cancer.

Yeah I know it sucks, I also have faint memories of when it was still good to be engaged with HS but those times are gone now. We're getting close to 2020 and the fever dreams of fat Vriska and Kanaya's feet will be just a sad memory of the 2010s. It's time to move on.

Underrated thing to do to a dude: play with his nipples, it's absolutely not just a lady thing

>>94355910
The taste of an actual god.

>>94356945
Moving on is hard, but you're right. I just need to find something better, but while countless better written stories exist, none of them have the unique humor and creativity HS did.

>>94356948
But my husbando isn't real, how can I play with his nipples?

>>94357058
Baby bottle caps, a penis pump, and the power of imagination?

>>94350910
>>94350995
>>94351055
>>94352421
>>94352431
>>94352349
>>94353094
The point of the thread is for straight dudes to think outside the box

>>94357269
Does that mean gay dudes should post their waifu?

>>94357306
Eh, no, it just rubs me the wrong way seeing everyone attacking the OP like they don't get why it's worded the way it is

>>94357306
No, it means gay dudes should post the woman they'd waifu if they were straight.

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>>94357328

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>>94350795
HOT
INNOCENT
SHOTA
DICK

>>94357324
Sounds like OP is your husbando

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>>94356346
If not him, 2nd choice

Yes this was a horrible story but I always liked this pic of him.

>>94357324
>rubs you the wrong way if people do the same thing OP asked but for women

Fuck off fag

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>>94352349
My nigga

>>94357269
>straight men
>capable of thought

Thanks for the laugh.

>>94350795
alla youse pricks saying anything but Steve Rogers are fucking wrong

>>94353070
You can't convince me he doesn't fuck eli

>>94350848
Is it because he can't tell you're ugly?

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>>94350795
Shiro, forever and always.

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>If
Any of these, but especially Bart.

>>94356261
Haha, the best I can relate to you wondering about this was back when I was a kid and wondered what do noses smell like. And I tried to ask my sister if we can try to smell eachothers' noses. And we keep breaking into laughter at the awkwardness

In the end, it doesn't smell or taste like anything. But it smells like stank if the person didn't shower due to sweaty balls and sweaty pubes. Some people love the smell of manliness but I don't. They need to be freshly showered

And then eventually as you suck on it, you taste some slight sweetness from the precum like it's nectar. The taste can change a lot depending on the diet of the guy. Sometimes it's real sweet, sometimes it's aight. And as you keep sucking, it's like there's drool all over because of your spit. Sometimes I purposely salivate and pour some of my spit to make it drip down to the guy's sexy butthole, so I can have an easier time gently finger him without permission, and it turns me on so much, it makes me work harder on his pole and let the rubber airplane hit the back of my throat

Cum taste also varies and marinates the flavors of the manhood. Sometimes salty. Sometimes bitter. And so on. You can even taste your own. To have a sample

>>94351052
A+ taste.

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>>94350795
>implying I'm not already gay for Dick
He's so hot, even Silk Spectre is into him.

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These two. At the same time.

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>>94355910

>>94357269
>straight dudes
>on /co/

kek
Look at this newfag.

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>>94357361
Same, all I want is to take him on an arcade date and use every opportunity to get close and subtly grind against him in public, watching him get flustered and making it worse by kissing his neck and nibbling his ears. Then, after he's all hot and bothered, to tease his nipples and edge his dick in hidden spots all along the path back home before bending him over & fucking him quick and hard to a messy, screaming orgasm then dropping him off at his home with a kiss on the forehead.

>>94350795
I tend to have a thing for bad girls

So probably Jason Todd

>>94358515
Jesus Christ /co/.

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>>94358304
I hate this show and its autistic fanbase, but I would do terrible things to Shiro.

>>94358414
Lot of terrible taste in this chart

>>94359000
>gets the d going
>but it's shota
DAMN IT ALL

>>94350907
This

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>>94358414
is this a chart thread now?

>>94350795
Superman.

>>94360933
noice

>>94360933
Excellent Taste in OW boiz

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>>94359860
What's bad about it?

>>94360933
>literal eight year olds in your chart
Your main husbandos are cute tho'.

>>94361380
He is literally a nameless character that appears in a 4-minute long animation. I will never understand people who husbando characters purely for their appearance. At that point, they're no longer a husbando -- they're just eye candy.

>>94361448
>He is literally a nameless character
His name is Brian. He's going to be a Hero in a year or two.

>>94357269

>implying there are enough straight men on /co/ for this thread to work

Also OP should have specifically said for straight men to reply mostly.

>>94361448
>Yurio
>worst T&B boy
>anything from Killing Stalking
>that shithead from Gantz
>Yumoto
>memesilver
>Naruto character

Just terrible.

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>if

>>94350910
I like Timothy Zahn as an author, but he writes women terribly. I'm not even a woman, and I can't stand it. I don't understand how you do.

>>94362034
I'm not the Thrawnposter, but I always thought Mara Jade was pretty terribly written. I like Thrawn though.

>>94358152
They were perfect together tbqh

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>>94350795
>implying Dick isn't everyone's husbando regardless of sexual orientation

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>>94350795
Can't believe I'm the first person to post Marco...

>>94362074
Dick confirmed as Bi when?

Samurai Jack if I was one of the two

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The one and only.

>>94362034
I haven't really noticed any significant quality drop between the women and men he writes? Like, Thrawn is in a class of his own, but his Leia isn't any worse than Han or Luke and actually gets the most intereseting storyline out of them in the Thrawn trilogy. In the new Thrawn book, Pryce was kind of out of place in the story, but pretty interesting in her own right. I don't think Zahn is that great with minor characters in general, it's just that everyone else but Thrawn and his closest sidekick (always male) tend get overshadowed in any of his stories with Thrawn.

>>94361982
>furfag

Fuck off.

>>94362369
More of an alien really. I wouldn't call alienfuckers furries.

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>>94362369
Xeno, and besides that, where the fuck do you think you are?

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>>94357470
just imagine yourself as Rachael, anon

best experience other than fanfics right now

>>94363607
I'd rape Riley desu

>>94363912
>not tricking him into doing terrible things for large sums of money only to reveal you are broke as fuck

>>94363068
that's really cute

does he get laid? i hope he gets laid.

>>94350795
I'm a woman so my husbando would be Heath Ledger's Joker. I love this guy and not just because of the wonderful and proportioned body. A man after my own heart.

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>>94350795
>if
though not super.
>first & only

>>94364774
Who would your waifu be?

>>94350795
Cyclops

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>not being bi for fictional characters
You guys are missing out

>>94365740
I am bi

but this is a thread specifically for boys

>>94364249
I haven't read X-Men Gold in a while, but thats where I hope Kurt's getting his dick wet

>>94365476
nah, I like men too much, i can't have a waifu, though if you're looking for something similar to my husbando maybe Medusa from Soul Eater, a manga, but she didn't have a great body and was more dangerous as a partner, she loved with a moving intensity but at the same time had a tendency to pass on her own feelings. She was wit and pretty smart, a scientist and a fighter, a psycho sometimes.

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>>94350795
Easy.

I'm closer to bi when it comes to cartoon characters anyway.

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>>94367196
Good choice.

>>94363607
After the way he was so defensive about gangster Licious I could see Riley being gay. Then again he is a kid so who knows? if the show had the characters age every season tho it might have come up.

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>>94360933
He's totally gonna be a playable hero eventually, right?

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I have a whole bunch. These are the /co/ ones.

>>94367628
I'd play with him if you know what I mean
>hoping they don't because iverwatch lore is hot fucking garbage and I want him to be a fringe qt

>>94367196
>when it comes to cartoon characters

this seems like a strange place to dawn the line but as they say you do you

>>94362088
never ever

thanks Wertham

>>94358515

Oh man.

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>robotentacles
In a heartbeat

>>94350795
I'd probably just pick a waifu and misgender it.

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>>94353553
>>94352349
Wallace and Kurt at the same time

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Only the cutest DC character for me.

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I dunno why, but I always found Maul really adorable.

I just wanted to hug him and tell him that everything's okay.

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Either Duane or Toma.

Everybody else is too damaged. Though maybe if I was gay I'd be more into Bastion.

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>>94367196
>>94367346
W-what does it mean if you're gay for cartoon ducks?

>>94368430
YES

>>94367763
Who's Wertham?

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>have a dream that I'm at a con
>meet a perfect Chat Noir cosplayer
>have a fling with him
>con ends
>promise we'll keep in touch
>never see or hear from him again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic

>>94369054
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seduction_of_the_Innocent

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>>94369054
>on /co/
>don't know wertham

>>94363472
>Ken
>Zero
>Leon
>Motherfucking Nick
Fantastic taste my white brother

>>94369118
I just assume he's a cartoonfag.

Like I'm only here for comics and I don't know shit about cartoon history. It probably goes both ways.

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>>94350795
>if
top jej

>>94350795
The fuck do you mean "if"?

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>>94351011
Deadpool is an underrated husbando, despite how annoying he can be he's ridiculously devoted to those he loves and usually ends up becoming a total doormat to them due to his low self worth and is really eager to service due to how starved of love he is which is nice if you're into that kind of thing, that is. And if you're into having a husbando who would put on dresses just to make you happy, that is.

Plus he's gone a lot of the time on jobs so even if he pisses you off a lot he'd be out of your hair a lot of the time.

Middy of course is also a top tier husbando but we all already know that.

Gotta love those aggressive power bottoms, eh anon?

>>94350795

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>>94357470
Fuck X-Men Evolution Kurt
Marry X-Men Apocalypse Kurt
Kill Wolverine and the X-Men Kurt

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>>94353126
>no booster

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>>94355910

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>>94367661
i know that artist drew him unusually pretty, but punished punisher is the sexiest character in comics

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>>94350795

>>94371706
>Deadpool is an underrated husbando

If anything, he's an overrated husbando, especially considering how gross he is.

>>94368969
Jose Carioca is a parrot you racist.

>>94367661
I wanna see Hawkeye deepthroat that Venom tongue.

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>>94350795