Justice League #26 Storytime

Please don't be shit.

>>94347915
It is.

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This is Hitch's last arc.

>>94347939
who takes over?

>>94347956
So did Rucka retcon WW's conenction to Olympus or not?

>>94347936
Not really. A lot of clunky unnecessary exposition, but the issue is bearable overall. Pasarin is doing good work.

>>94347999
>black ring
>final fantasy style dark matter explosion
what

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>>94347905
When Marvel did it, the pairings of the kids' parents actually made sense.

>>94347966
So Garth is a asshole too

>>94348025
>images in a storytime

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>>94347960
We won't know until closer to December since the November issues are Metal tie-ins.

>>94348049
I bet the kids are actually the assholes here

>>94348059
It's not gonna hit the image limit, while a bit assholish it's not the end of the world

>>94348022
black ring + boom tube

>>94348025
>cap/widow
>makes sense

>>94348060
I'm guessing humphries. he's off gl but was said to not be going far. and jl has them in it

>>94348074
So who's kid is Sovereign

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>>94348074

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>given life

>>94348059
>autism in a storytime

>>94348059
>being a fag in a storytime

>>94348083
>>cap/widow
>>makes sense
Come on. You know Bucky had to have been the real father.

>>94348025
>>94348103
>Images in a storytime

Sure, it wont effect the bump limit for signle issues, but its common courtesy on here to wait till the storytime isover.

>>94348150
>its common courtesy
No it isn't.

>>94348089
Steppenwolf and Big Barda

>>94348158
It really is

>>94348142
Wonder Woman confirmed for Sovereign.

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>>94348112
>>94348121
complacency and ironic shitposting is the entire reason this site went to shit

>>94348168
Not really. There's no real reason behind your autism.

>>94348089
I'm guessing something retarded like Lois Lane going crazy after Jonboy gets his head cracked or something.

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Next:
>“LEGACY” part two! A massive metahuman war threatens to leave the future ripe for conquest by the despot known only as Sovereign. So warn the children of the Justice League, who have come back in time to save the world. But the term “blood feud” takes on new meaning when the younger heroes declare that for the crisis to be averted, one of the Justice League must die!

I wonder who.

>>94348158
Always has been.

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>>94348059
Being an autistic whiny faggot when it's not even a problem.

Every time. Nobody fucking cares retard.

>>94348160
Nigga I will fight you.

>>94348171
why would she refer to herself in the third person

>>94348193
Cause that's what you do when you're a shitty hero turned villain.

>>94348173
it was always shit

>>94348184
>I wonder who.
Wonder Woman.
It's always WW who pushes for the heroes to be more pro-active against human dictators and stuff and somehow, because of the rules of dumb plot, that always ends in dystopia.

>>94348094
>Eldoris
Did Hitch choose that name just so she could be nicknamed Dory?

>>94348243
She also gets a literal Injustice monologue here >>94348142

>>94347960
Current top pick seems to be Humphries since he's leaving Green Lanterns at the same time and Seeley said he isn't going far.

>>94348083
Humphries is terrible

>>94348112
>>94348121
>>94348190
God I hate Summer.

>>94348143
I'm think the movie came out before Brubaker created Winter Soldier. Or at least was in production before Brubaker's run came out.

>>94348240
It was but at least people followed some unspoken rule.

I swear, this shit election just opened up the door to all sorts of retards. Nothing is sacred anymore. Everything is up for shitposting and "bantz"

>>94348184
So are the Flash chick and the Green Lantern twins all Jess's kids? Or is just the Flash chick hers and Barry's disgusting while the Lantern twins are another Lanterns?

>>94348322
Bucky came back as WS in 2005. Next Avengers was 2008.

>>94348356
All three carry the last name Allen. I wouldn't be surprised if they try to make it seem like Barry double dipped, though.

>>94348143
Would have made sense is Bucky was still living under the radar and made people think Steve was the father.

>>94348356
The GL kids White and Red hair suggest they're Guy and Tora's.

>>94348383
>All three carry the last name Allen
What page was that on? I must've missed it.

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We all know Sovereign is Wonder Woman and Batman's child, right?

>>94348414
>they're Guy and Tora's
That would be the first Hitch thing I like then.

As a Wondy fan, I don't actually have a problem with the idea of an evil future Diana. No, the problem is that they ALWAYS go about the wrong way. Every time it happens, she's acting wildly out of character.

>MUH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
No, fuck you. If Diana turned heel, it'd be really creepy since she'd still be affable and motherly. Her conquered domain would be like the Justice Lords universe, but even more Stepford-y.

All I'm saying is, if you're gonna do this thing where Diana's seeing shit, do it right. Brian Hitch is nowhere near good enough to do a Squadron Supreme thing.

>>94348418
When the designs were shown off about a week ago for previews, their names were also revealed.
http://www.comicsbeat.com/check-out-fernando-pasarins-designs-for-the-children-of-the-justice-league/
So far they seem accurate, so it wasn't just bullshit.

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>>94348159
what did he mean by this??

>>94347913
This is way cooler than the actual comic

>>94348142
This reads like that issue of JLA where a house burns down and the Flash runs around putting up fire detectors everywhere

>>94348060
>Diana's son looks a fucking lot like Clark and uses the "S"
... was Lois cucked?

>>94347913
>Wonder woman in the middle
feminism!

>>94348316
Only newfags use summer as excuse.

If you're too autistic to allow an unrelated image between pages just download the comics, pissy cunt

>>94348984
>getting this mad about being called out for posting images during storytime
>calling other people autistic
I-I'm afraid I've got bad news Summerfag.

>>94348594
He meant that this was before the INFINITY guys... the STONES...

>>94349013
It's kind of annoying when that retard spergs out once a wednesday when it happens. He's been crying for at least 4 weeks in a row now

>>94348173
I'm with you anon, even if the other idiots aren't

>>94348190
>>94348173
>>94348103
>>94348025

Stop posting non-story time images dumbasses.

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>>94349682
No

>>94347939
So is she not actualy a green lantern? The fuck is she even doing there then.

>>94349682
Nobody fucking cares.

Seriously, even IF it somehow "disrupted the flow of reading" as you whiners tend to claim, it's /co/. Not like anyone's actually reading the comics anyway.

Really though, are you just too stupid to tell the pages of the comic from unrelated images? Goddamn.

>>94349730
This.

Either learn to look before clicking or go to the win-o threads.

>>94347956
So she is saying she can make the kryptonian cum in seconds or something?

>>94347978
What the fuck.

>>94349730
>>94349737
>what is 4chan X

also, while images in a weekly storytime don't do much they're bad for longer ones, since they make threads hit the image limit faster

>>94348024
You tubed like 1km. You would barely have time to finish that conversation before he caught up just by jumping there.

>>94348074
Reminds me of enchantress brother in suicide squad for some reason

>>94348184

>"It looks it's time for an abortion through timeline changing Diana...."

Unless that's Jon?

>>94348142
Oh god not this bullshit again.

>>94348159
Oh god.

>>94348184
Wait is mera on the league now?

>>94348875
I thought that was supes kid.
Would it have killed them to put a little box above each characters head on the first page to fill you in on whos who?

>>94349906
I think it's almost cute that Hitch wants to do a Squadron Supreme thing.

The "almost" part is that he's using Diana as the catalyst for it.

>>94349967
Nah, the guy was presented as Diana's son (he even wears her "WW").

Only now we can see that he also wears the "S".

>>94348173
Where does this picture come from?

I don't know you, but Batman is a complete son of ****. I mean, hurt Jason this way to save the Joker? Batman should be killed for being such an imbecile!!

>>94348875
Hahaha best ship is back.

>>94350152
"Under the Hood".

>>94348089
Isn't Sovereign a Wonder Woman villain?

>>94348356
>>94348383
Maybe Barry adopted the Lantern twins?

>>94347994
He never touched her origin. He did a year One, but that was just leaving the island and stuff. Unless someone else mentions it, she is still a daughter of Zeus.

>>94350238
No, he's a Mass Effect villain. The S on the kids cape stands for Shepard.

>>94349935
She joined last issue as a tie in to what's going on in Aquaman's book

Arthur got deposed in a coup, and Atlantis is under a magic dome. Mera is in exile and can't get back in, so she's joined the League for now

>>94350386
Cool. I really need to catch up on aquaman.

>>94349737
>Shitposting storytime threads
has /co/ fallen this much?

>>94350238
>>94350336
>Diana faces the Reapers
>gets the Lasso around Harbinger
>he realizes the whole "organics will always create synthetics, organics will always destroy organics" thing is factually incorrect
>the Reapers immediately fuck off after realizing their purpose is utter whoreshit
>Catalyst reees ineffectually, Diana and Shepard hang out or something
Hey, writing dumb, ill-fitting crossovers is really easy! No wonder people are obsessed with them.

>>94348850
Are you talking about that one arc where all of the League gets depressed because they realize they can't save everybody?

>>94348142
we Authority now?

>>94348200
anyone know who designed these guys?
I unironically like them

>>94351086
I think so, yeah

>>94348876
Or maybe she recently had a successful movie.

Hunters superman cap i think it is jons cap..

>>94348184
Where's john at?

Damien missing I can understand (he's a lost cause to begin with). but John would definitely have been involved with these bozos. especially when someone else is flying his father's colors and claiming to be a stepson/half brother.

Wonder Boy looks like Kon El, it's like seeing that young justice fan art where Wondy adopts him and he's happy

>>94347999
>aquaman
>with cyborgs body
>and a black ring

okay wtf

>>94349710
>>94348190
>TT reactio images
wew

>>94353568
Eh. Nothing is gonna top Hulkerine for a good long while.

>>94348143
Was before that, and even when Bucky took up the mantle I forget how he was transported to that world that future but old nick fury and everyone else there pretty much called Bucky a piece of shit and said his taking of the caps shield was in bad taste.

>>94353843
Holy shit, I remember that. I remember when the Next Avengers came to the present and at the end of the story when they went back to the future they all called Bucky a son of a bitch or something like that. What was that all about?
That was Bendis, right? What was his damage, he did the same kind of thing in that Ultron story, and had Carol shit-talking Hank in thought bubbles the whole time.

>>94348158
You're beyond new. Lurk more.

>>94348024
Oh so the big guy with the black hair isn't Jon it's Wonder Woman's brother Jason?

>>94348471
I like you.

>>94348184
What a disappointing week. The only Rebirth books that were worth reading are GA, DS and GLs. Everything else was not just disappointing, but awful too.

>>94353427
Jon might be dead or actually saving lives off screen in the future.

>>94347956
How did cyborg have a kid? His lung was his last functioning human organ and he lost that a while ago.

>>94355763
Science up some genetic material from his skin cells and add that to an ovum

>>94348850
Chuck Austen's Pain of the Gods
genuinely a really good story

>>94355763
>>94355865
He was shown to be regrowing his body in that arc where Anti-Monitor fought Darkseid.

>>94348356
>>94348414
I think they're Guy and Tora's that Barry adopted

>>94356150
>Chuck Austen
>good story
...

Is this an elsewhere story ?

>>94348142
Fuck you, Hitch

I thought we were over this shit

>>94356698
read it and judge for yourself, also his original War Machine mini was good and also everything Superman he did, including that Metropolis maxi

>>94354090
Of course, for a moment there I thought he was some kind of kid of Clark and Diana, but he should be so much older.

>>94356849
no, King's Batman is though

>>94356936
>warmachine max
>not storytime of pain.

>>94357078
that's 2.0

>>94357113
fair enough

>>94349967
>>94350209
>>94348875
Maybe this story is previous Rebirth, the last remnant of the NEW52 original future???

>>94357113
still, the avengers were my favourite team pre-bendis and his run after geoff john's arc was fuckign awful.

>>94356698
Exiles.

>>94357159
the Lionheart stuff was sweet
Johns Avengers wasn't very good
fight me

>>94348427
That could be so good, so hopefully you are right.

bumping to read

>>94357223
Sliders with capes was crap. Go fuck yourself.

>>94347915
this entire series has been shit

>>94347905
average cover

>>94347913
better of the two

>>94348353
No. Absolutely not. GamerGate resulted in moot banning ALL "board culture", which meant that the users no longer unofficially policed themselves like had been the case since the beginning and that the mods were now in COMPLETE control of EVERYTHING. So now rules are only enforced when the mods arbitrarily say so, which translates to "when someone disagrees with their sjw political views and never elsewise". The end result is that every board has turned into a combination of /b/ and /lgbt/ and /hm/ with hardcore porn being regularly posted on blue boards and left up for hours but ONLY if it's cuck porn or gay porn. On top of that off-topic posts are completely ignored and trolling is not only ignored but seemingly ENCOURAGED. THAT is what ruined this site and ONLY that.

>let's make a Justice League comic and only have the Justice League be on 4 pages of it

This art is REALLY nice, but the writing is just dull.

Thanks, OP.

bumping for others

this was really fun