Green Lanterns #28 storytime

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Don't know why the variant cover was 002 and the preview is 001, don't care. Here we go!

>>94346766
hello new kryptonian waifu

>>94346710
>/pol/ gets assblasted
But anon, those are the best threads.

>>94346844
they really really aren't. it just devolves into mindless shitflining

>>94346842
>kryptonian with a GL ring
something's gonna happen to her before she fights volthoom right?

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>>94346861
Yeah.

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THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF 1,000,000 BC

>>94346861
>they really really aren't. it just devolves into mindless shitflining

It's just people looking for an outlet for their constant negativity. It's the same on either side. I spent the morning trying to discuss the reveal of Domino's look in the upcoming Deadpool 2. Literally every criticism anyone made was countered by "You're a racist for wanting her to look like she does in the comics," "you just want your waifu spank-bait" or "You still live in your mother's basement." Not a single person who disagreed and who could argue their position in good faith.

These ideologues on both sides of this idiot "culture war" are completely draining and exhausting.

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>>94346971

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So this guy is why there are anti-Tamaranean racists, right? Is this how they acted in ancient times?

>>94347007
>in ancient times
anon pls. those trogs act like that now

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>>94347017
Okay, cool, thanks!

>>94346710
you oversold Superman, anon. It was just boring.

>>94346971

Exactly. Both the dishonesty and the presumption of bad faith. What point is there in even attempting to have a reasoned conversation with these far left and far right partisans who behave the way they do?

>>94347037
fuck off and choose a side holier than thou centerist

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>>94347036
Gonna level with you, I thought so too. I don't know what the fuck that was all about.

>>94347032
robo dyke is the worst

>>94347047
Brill? is the best new lantern, and one of the best lanterns peroid. cyber lesbo just wants to do prankz bro


and superman was just a filler arc that was supposed to be released on the 4th

>>94347047
Filler arc.

>>94347007
ANIME AXE

>>94346920
>Third world
I know it's supposed to reference Jack Kirby's Fourth World/New Gods but kek

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>>94347037
And then they push other people to extremes because they're assholes and won't allow any allies that don't perfectly fit their narrative. I can't deal with these "Agree perfectly with my views or you're inhuman scum" posts, and I know for a fact this pushes people away from your side and into the arms of the other one...Or they aren't extreme enough for either, get burnt out, and turn into a "One's as bad as the other, they're all crooks" faggot.

That said, you know there are no genuine far-left shitposters on 4chan. /r/the_donald and /pol/ are one and the same, and shitposters are always them, or them in disguise.

>>94347044
This isn't /co/ - Politics. We're just discussing the state of the board while reading comics, friendo.

>>94347092
>Kryptonian is an asshole
Superman really was a fluke, wasn't he

>>94347117
Was it the Kent upbringing? Them Kansas folks I tell ya.

>>94347111
So the martian and robot are confirmed to be the best lanterns here, right?

>>94347068
>Filler Arc
This is literally Volthoom's Keikkaku that was built up waaaay back when best lantern Frank was introduced. How is this filler in your eyes?

>>94347117
she's apologizing and needs to get her crew off a stranded ship on a strange world

>>94347111
>plant elemental just growing flowers in the conner
kek

>>94347142
no the superman arc he means

>>94347142
He's talking about Superman.

>>94347142
He's talking bout the Superman issue

>>94347142
he's talking about superman of American history

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>>94347142
He was saying that Superman was a filler arc, which it totally was.

Anyone else notice green is now the color of courage?

>>94347159
>>94347164
welp I'm an idiot. :(

>>94347142
He's talking about the Superman comic.

>>94347168


welp at least simon gets a ring again

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I never got to read First Lantern, I kind of dropped comics during Flashpoint. Was it good?

>>94347186
guess that solves the God Mode problem that was a Kryptonian with a GL ring

First Lantern was alright. Johns' run was kind of running out of steam at that point.

>>94347186
so I'm guessing that Simon is gonna use her ring then?

>>94347186
But why? Did she lose control. Did she try too much at once.

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That's what I figured. I don't know.

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JESSICA IS CUTE

>>94347229
at least wait until after the storytime, my dude

>>94347186
Wrath of the First Lantern? It seemed to just retread a lot of ideas from all over Johns' run.

>>94347234
It really doesn't matter at all.

>>94347218
these rings don't have the safety measure to cap it out at 100% that lanterns can sometimes overcome. she was trying so hard to save her crew she got over 500% will coursing through her

I wonder if the ship she was with crashed on daxam

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>>94347229
She is!

Okay, see you next month, everyone!

>>94347247

Cool. Old dude did say that.
Also
Probably

>>94347234
You're being awfully autistic

I don't like Jessica but I could up with her she was just annoying most of the time at worst and made for easily skipped issues

But now she's training the original lanterns

What a stupid turn of events I hate this

>>94346842
lol, bye you stranded loosers

>>94347234
Fuck off

>>94347268
(but thanks for storytiming anyway, anon)

>>94347268
The book pushed Simon at first but yea Jess is getting too much push here and in JL at least the issues Ive read.

>>94347280
>>94347268
simon has been a lantern for a little longer so jess still has to catch up. also simon is training them to, he just didn't have a ring till now

why couldn't gay brainiac 0.5 die instead of kryptonian waifu

>>94347168

As it should be. The rest of the rings are emotion based and overcoming great fear has always been in the oath.

>>94347298
I completely understand that. But still.

>>94347268
I think they made a mistake when coming up with Jessica. She's followed a "self doubt/awkward lantern" arc that is similar to Kyle's.

They emphasized her struggles too much, and the result is she seems like she really should not be a green lantern (like how it seemed with Kyle). Some other color would suit her better (like they ended up exploring with Kyle).

Between Jessica and She-Hulk, is there a conspiracy going on with green women that should be strong actually being "traditional weak females"?

>>94347343
also they had been changing who's arc is was before this. like the gotham one was simon. and even the arc before this was focused on them both and when the went with ramithoom the nararation boxes were more focused on simon and his problems with his brother

>>94347363
GLs #15 (14? The anxiety issue) is all the justification she needs to be a Green Lantern. Humphries even gave her a snappy quip for it and everything.

>>94346745
>That fucking hipster kryptonaut in last panel

>>94346710
Thanks for the story-time.

>>94347383
Sure. I'm not saying there's not an arc here. I'm saying I'm disappointed in her arc and that it doesn't feel new to me/feels like a retread. And if we had to get a character arc retread, making her a "traditionally weak woman" like Kyle would have been my last choice.

>>94347414
simons already a nrash hothead like hal and kyle and marines isnt a personality

>>94347414
I don't know if I would call her a traditionally weak woman, just because actually acknowledging mental illness and treating it realistically and respectfully is pretty untraditional.

>>94346745
And thus Daxam was born.

>>94347186
Yeah well she is still in the next covers and still under a yellow sun so... yeah.

They did the same with Boomerang not so long ago

>>94347624
>literal skeleton
>she'll be fine

>>94347634
That could be anyone's skeleton.

>>94347251

Who is this and why does he have an orange lantern?

>>94347634
Dude, all that was left of Captain Boomerang was his feet, and this didn't stop him from coming back two issues later.
And he wasnt a kryptonian, green ring bearer with a strange connection with Rao that is still unexplained and will stay unexplained unless they bring her back

>>94347674
Volthoom, dummy

>>94347674
Volthoom.

>>94347689
Captain Boomerang coming back was a given.

>>94347674
Volthoom of Earth-15, The 1st Lantern

>>94346842
>enjoy your hellhole, jan-al is out
lol

>>94347689
Captain Boomerang is a long standing character with enough popularity that he'd only die in some big event. He got his brain copied into a computer and then his body was reconstructed by some Star Trek transporter bullshit.

Kryptonian chick was a throw away character created and then killed in this lone issue to show how unstable the first rings were. Her odds of coming back are very low. If she's really lucky she might show up in that Green Lantern afterlife they showed in Hal's book.

>>94346920
these first lanterns are pretty cool
wouldn't mind a spin-off desu

>>94346710
Humphries is kinda losing steam, not as good as the phantom lantern arc, hope this arc ends soon. thanks for the Storytime

>>94347251
Don't you mean in two weeks?

>>94347674

Nigga please he has them all!

So we're all in agreement that Brill is the best of the first seven right?

>>94348036
it just started.

anyway hes off the book after this arc. replaced by orlando

>>94348126
I like Robo Guy and Swamp Girl more

>>94348149
brill is robo guy

>>94348152
ah

then yes, I agree

>>94348136
Seeley, actually.

>>94348164
even worse

>>94348149
Brill IS the Robo Guy

>>94348174
>even worse
are you implying Orlando would be bad? I can't think of him really writing a stinker that might turn someone off of him.

>>94348196
his current work

>>94348196
The current JLA comic?

>>94348207
>>94348210
oh shit I completely forgot he was writing that

fair enough

>>94348136
I just don't like the pacing, it's pretty slow (I mean they're probably gonna die when facing Volthoom) I also don't like how they're gonna fight Volthoom in his prime, I mean the one in Wrath of the first was kinda weakened since he didn't have access to the will power of the Central Core battery, Volthoom in his prime is basically the Miracle machine with legs.

>>94346920
That is the most ridiculous hair

>>94348174
You're fucking kidding right? Literally the only ting Orlando can write is Middy.

>>94346842
what a qt3.14

>>94347047
So the Martian is a Martian green lantern version of The Shadow?

>>94348274
have you read nightwing?

>>94348252
and these guys will have unrestrained access to will. we don't know how it's gonna go down yet. and we know the trog survives

>>94346880
This whole "Earth is the center of the Universe" thing really irks me.

>>94347032
>>94347047
So she's a true Dox after all. Now she just needs to start manipulating the rest of them and everything will be as it should be

>>94348292
>have you read nightwing?
Yeah, it's been really solid. It's also objectively way better than Orlando's JLA or Supergirl.

>>94347197
>God Mode

Isn't Ion that strong just because he is the choosen one?

>>94348492
Yat was weak as Ion, mother fucker couldn't even 1v1 Mongul

>>94346971
>can we stop this shit and get back to trying to save our country from the Russians now?
This is the most AMERICANS.jpg thing I've ever heard.
Do you honestly think Ivan working for the Russian Secret service went to Nikolai and said, "Tovarich, let us take this candidate nobody thinks will win and hack the DNC so in case we find something that looks bad, we can leak it to favour him."
And then they agreed to it?

>>94348541
>let us take this candidate nobody thinks will win
Trump was already shaping up to be the Republican candidate by March and Really it's not that outlandish to assume they would choose the guy who owes them money.

>>94346745
>10000000000 years ago high-tech Krypton
Is this consistent with previous canon?

>>94348844
I dunno, Daxamites were separated long enought from the kryptonians to develop a different body

>>94346842
Shouldn't her name be Jan (father's first name)-Al?

>>94346920
The Third World was called Galactica?

>>94349362
I guess so. Or one of the planets of the Third World was, like Fourth World has Apokalips and New Genesis.

>>94346792
my condolences.

>>94347007
The Axe.. Jessica favorite armor.

>>94346920

That robot is in Dragon Ball Super.

>>94346920
That's fucking dope

>>94347186

She exploded like Krypton, capekino as fuck.

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Y'know, I've still not checked out Hal Jordan & the Corps.

Is it half as good as Humphries?

>>94351439
Not really, not right now at least

>>94351439
It started out OK but right now it's shit again

>>94352345
>>94352296
Disappointing to hear.

>>94347117
Power of an alien but the heart of a human

>>94347148
>Blue rabbits

>>94347186
Kek, guess we know how Simon gets his new ring.

>>94346920
Fucking neat

>>94352783
Yes, Rami is going to rebuild it but by the end of this arc it's already been said that he will use Jessica's by the solicitations.
Also this events already happened when they meet big cat in the present (he knew them) but there were still seven tanks cointaining the lanterns (unless they do the Futurama thing and "buired" in two of the tanks there is Simon and Jessica)

>>94347032
>Lantern Cruz
>Lantern Baz
When put that way they have pretty alien-sounding names too.

>>94347036
>>94347047
Poignant character building issues aren't action-packed, but they aren't boring either as long you don't have the attention span of an 8 year old.

>>94346920
I want to fuck them all

>>94346920
>1,000,000 BC

10.000.000.000 BC actually

>>94347390
>Krypton fashion

>>94346842
>lol see you faggots I am out of here

>>94347007
unless the guardians went for a hard reboot of the lantern corp, Jessica just voided thousands upon thousands of history lessons claiming that the first construct was created by a former scribe.

>>94347007
ANIME AX

>>94347007
>oh shit
>oh shit
>oh shit
>fucking neato
>oh shit
>my feet hurt

There's a missing page.

>>94347111
>Robot having an existential crisis on the meantime
Top kek

>>94346920
Wouldn't the Martian be a burning Martian around this time?

The burning were supposed to still be around when humans were first coming around in Africa, and the Guardians hated the martians.

>>94346718
Brilliant cover!

I have been trying to get into New 52 and finally got my hands on Green Lantern, and, like, isn't New 52 supposed to be a good starting point? Like point zero for characters of this universe.

I know about Hal and Sinestro sparingly through various comics I have read featuring them and since issue 1 I feel like I am just missing a backstory?

>>94353817
> isn't New 52 supposed to be a good starting point? Like point zero for characters of this universe.

No. Lanterns not rebooted. Start from Jones

1. Rebirth + Secret Files
2. No Fear
3. GLC: Recharge
4. Revenge of the Green Lanterns
5. GLC: To Be A Lantern
6. Wanted: Hal Jordan
7. GLC: The Darker Side of Green
8. Ion vol 1-2
9. Sinestro Corps War
10. Ring Quest
11 + 12. Secret Origin and Rage of the Red Lanterns
13. GLC: Sins of the Star Sapphire
14. Agent Orange
15. Emerald Eclipse
16. Blackest Night (main series, GL tie-ins, GLC tie-ins, Tales of the Corps)
17. Revolt of the Alpha Lanterns
18. Green Lantern: Brightest Day
19. Green Lantern: Emerald Warriors
20. GLC: The Weaponer
21. War of the Green Lanterns + Aftermath
> New 52 stars here
22. Sinestro
23. Red Lanterns: Blood & Rage
24. GLC: Fearsome
25. New Guardians: The Ring Bearer
26. Revenge of Black Hand
27. Death of the Red Lanterns
28. GLC: Alpha War
29. NG: Beyond Hope
30. Rise of the 3rd Army
31. Wrath of the 1st Lantern

>>94354229
Where do Red Lanterns and Corps come in?

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>>94347148
>Ahhhhh rao help me!

>>94346842
Eh kinda boring that one GL was a Kryptonian. I was expecting a czarian.

>>94346981
Does anybody have page nine?

Why do I feel the Martian is going to be Spectre when she dies? Justice is a huge part of her character, she's already dressing like the Spectre. Maybe she'll be the first host?

>>94347036
>>94347047
Are you both 12?

>>94353111
it wasn't poignant and it wasn't character building, it was just a Wikipedia info dump

>there are people who don't like Rebirth Superman
>Rebirth Superman fans start attacking

>>94346842

Man, her uniform is actually super cool.

I'm so used to the bodysuit look for most GLs, this is a nice change of pace. Also, she a qt

>>94347111

>Only one of them attacked everyone else
>Lmao imma fight this other chick that didn't do anything

Fucking brainiac chick is already the worst lantern in that setup. At least Lion-o over there has already been stlabished as being a bloodthirsty asshole.

And Martian Phantom seems to be the best

>>94347186

Jesus. So these rings run like Quasar's bands.

>>94347111
robot Brill is the best of the original

>>94346710
>/pol/ shitposters would just ruin the thread because they're assblasted autists that can't allow a "let's talk about american history" episode.

I think you mean /co/mblr would get ass blasted anon. /pol/ doesn't care if you talk about american history, they only care if you blackwash it. /co/mblr is the one that screams at anything white/hetero/american.

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>>94359357
Ignore the filename

>>94346745
Who are these fucking Mass Effect characters?

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>>94349342
I was going to post the same thing.

>>94349342
>>94359751
maybe Kryptonian naming conventions changed over the course of 10 billion years

>>94347186
Fuck me, I liked her

>>94347251
Okay, at what point did Volthoom become Superboy Prime?

>>94353788
>when humans were first coming around in Africa,
>Answer: Humans weren't around 10 billion years ago. They weren't even around 1 billion ago.
Easy answer:It's comics.

>>94347111
This robot already holds such a dear place in my heart

>>94347197

But doesn't Martian GL have even MORE extra powers than Kryptonian GL?

>There are people in this thread who still don't like Simon and/or Jess

Shit taste. This has been such surprise of a great book and these two are some of the best written characters at DC right now.

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>>94354956
Here it is

http://desu-
usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1501/66/1501662115088.jpg

>>94362766
This.

>>94360477

best answer every time