Kelly does it again!

>>94339984
Awww yes, the ones that're clearly some specific banal incident in "Kelly's" "life" are always the best.

>>94340083
The more banal it is, the greater it is

>>94339984

I feel him. Not too fond of wine country either.

Heh. Yes, the wine fanciers definitely seem to be "whining"... except no, they don't.

But what the hell, maybe I should go into a Chinese restaurant and ask for a hamburger, or visit a French restaurant and ask for a hot dog. See how completely appropriate and reasonable it seems to do something that makes no real sense?

>>94340414
t. Whine Snob

>>94340414
I can actually get chicken nuggets at my preferred Chinese restaurant...

>>94340414
What a whine snob.

>>94340457
A Chinese buffet isn't a restaurant you hamplanet

>>94340414
If they don't serve a hamburger they aren't a real restaurant. They're some kind of commie shit.

>>94340414
Shut the fuck you communist frog

>>94339984
What retard goes all the way to a vineyard then asks for a whiskey sour?

>>94340414
Look at this fucking yuppie over here

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>>94339984
brilliant

>>94340414
Agreed. Kelly was shit on this one.

>>94339984
>know-nothing yuppie offspring
Oh lawd
I want this shirt

>>94340661
Someone dragged there by their know-nothing yuppie offspring

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>>94339984

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>>94340744
Nice dubs

>>94340715
Disagree because Kelly has the taste for good alcohol and is right to ask for it at an alcohol serving establishment

>>94340744
You're at a vineyard. It's like asking for wine at a distillery it's retarded.

>>94340780
You've never been to a winery, brewery, or distillery have you?

>>94340828
You really hate freedom of choice, don't you?

>>94339984
This is why I don't go to wine bars or like wine drinkers

>>94340772
Kelly hits it on the nail again.
I've been in this situation on more than one occasion. (And the bitch of a waitress wonders why I didn't tip?)

>>94340970
>You really hate freedom of choice, don't you?

No, I'm just not pompous enough to show up to a place and ask for something I know they don't have and expect my bullshit requests to be waited on.

>>94340414
>>94340661
>>94340796

Is it part of the meme to play pretend like this or can people be THIS new?

>>94340414
t. know-nothing yuppie offspring

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Best Kelly commentary coming through

>>94340414
SNOB

>>94341155
They prioritize the regulars more than some dink who will probably only go there once or they know you are a cheap ass if you did this more than once.

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>>94340083
>>94340187

The eternal GOAT Kelly strip

>>94341481
What's the guy with the guitar supposed to be? Hispanic?

>>94342195
Mariachi.

>>94342180
>the one at 274 Clark Ave

This is a masterpiece of pettiness.

>>94341184
Guess how i know you're not an American.

>>94342180
It's nailing down the exact location of the store that does it.

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>>94341481
I unironically believe this and i'm not /pol/.

>>94342180
>>94343919
>the managers name is Kyle

this is perfection

>>94343959
hahaha goddamn id never seen that

>whiskey sour
>not gentlemen's press
Sad desu

Is...is this supposed to be funny?

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>>94343944
a broken clock is at least right twice a day, that is how some people fall for this larping nazis, because they sometimes are rights about some stuff, it the way they want to fix thing that will end in the slippery slope but are so into trance ironically behaving by what they supposedly hate by shouting cuck or esS Jey W to any discerning opinion ... unless you find one of those highly shaddy fucks that were dog whistling from the get go and and unhinged fucks that ends going on shootings

>>94344058
Oh my god, let me guess, you're some straight edge libtard cuck.

>>94344087

let me guess, you think Kelly isn't

>>94344087

I legitimately don't get what's supposed to be so funny about this. Or the rest of his work, for that matter.

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>>94344087
LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK

>>94344058
its from the onion.
this particular series is focused on the artists persona being dragged on a road trip with his sons family and drawing cartoons that make him look like a retarded old coot along the way.
kelly is top shit.

>>94344113
Kelly is a fictional character, anon.

>>94344135

O...kay? Why is his work supposed to be funny, again?

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>>94344165

anon...

>>94344201
just go back to reading moon over june faggot

>>94344077
Most mass shooters are democrats.

>>94344203
Anon.

>>94344244

Most mass shooters are also white men. Many of them have a history of domestic abuse, too.

>>94339984
Is whiskey good? Or take like shoe polish

>>94344304
Whiskey sours make a good cheap well drink.

>>94344304
Whiskey sours are.

>>94344304
I think the finest Scotch whiskeys are the best liquors in the world

The lower end stuff is alright if you like your throat and mouth and chest to hurt and taste like burning garbage

>>94344304
I'm more of a brandy man.

>>94344201
its funny because we are made to laugh at the fake author. we laugh at him and his ridiculous beliefs. we laugh at how he injects his onw lifes petty ordeals in. we laugh at the lame self aggrandizement. we laugh at it because its parody of political cartoons in general.
its satire, doofus.

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>>94344244
Trying to dodge the main point. Im not trying to say niggas dindu nuffin or some ese cholo there shoot me just out of shit and giggle and that they vote democrat to live parasitically out of gov. Im talking when /pol/ edgelords gets fully brainwash to aim to become just like Anders Breivik-levels of ethic cleansing, you stupid larping retard

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>>94344333
I paid 32 bucks for a shot of 30 year old bog juice, how about you fuck off with that shit.

>>94344427
I'm not /pol/, I'm a classical liberal you autistic leftie.

>>94344268
>Majority of country is white.
>Most mass shooters are white

Sets the noggin joggin don't it?

>>94341481
Ignorance is bliss

>>94339984
As someone who has lived in Napa for 31 years and worked in Sonoma, this is funny. But Sonoma isn't full of snobs, that's where the down to earth folk are. It's St Helena and North Napa that you find all the yuppy wine snobs at

>>94340593
Kinda is

>>94342195
Hispanic or Latino. Possibly Spanish Caribbean.
These are people and cultures who are known for their guitar driven music.

>>94342218
Mariachi is a style of music, not a race of people.

>>94344932
of course you are

>>94339984
I'd taste those snobs' snobs if you catch my drift

>>94343944
It's true, though it's not random or inherent within people, it is the situation some people wish for and do their best to enforce

Ever read the Art of War? Divide and conquer

>>94344077
trips confirm it

>>94344304

It's kind of an acquired taste I guess. I like it though. Whiskey has kind of a natural sourness on the backend that can make it mix well with other drinks. Whiskey sours enhance that so they're really tasty.

>>94344116
Satire of political cartoons taken to their logical extreme. Honestly I think Kelly might not have gone far enough in some regards, there are legit political comics that are even nuttier than his, like Asay comics.

>>94344932
Hi Sargon!

Can someone do a quick storytime of the summer tour so far?

>>94341155
>(And the bitch of a waitress wonders why I didn't tip?)
It's probably the kitchen having to take longer with your order for whatever reason, unless you stiffed the waitress last time, then it's spite.

>>94344932
"classical liberalism" is literally on a needle-thin slippery slope to fascism.

>>94346437
Up until recently (as in the last couple of weeks) I thought he was legit. I only discovered otherwise after I googled him.
I now have such a new respect for him and have started to actually love his work.

>>94340414
Whine snobs get out.

>>94347807
Spoken like a true marxist.

>>94342180
It's the address that really brings it all together.

>>94343944
I agree as well.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I3cGfrExozQ

>>94341155
>(And the bitch of a waitress wonders why I didn't tip?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9nnOkASDg

>>94344058
It is funny.
If you don't get it you need to think about things until you do

>>94345183
>Mariachi is a style of music, not a race of people.

Who are you to tell other people if they're a race or not, shitlord?

My mind just goes to the Vinny Vinesauce jokes about the mixology bars during his BotW streams.

>>94344304
I like it, but it's an acquired taste. Different kinds and qualities taste different. Shit whisky tastes like shit, but the better stuff can be very nice. Personally I'm not too into Scottish-type whiskies, they're a bit too smoky for me, (which might make a pleb in many eyes)

Whisky sour is a great drink

>>94348135
The funny thing is, his sincere political cartoons done under his real name are shitty.

But his fake political cartoons done as Kelly are amazing, and sometimes make better points than the real ones.

>>94340414
>Chinese restaurant and ask for a hamburger
>French restaurant and ask for a hot dog
Do you have something against eating cats or horses on a bun?

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>>94340414
>he doesn't know about China burgers and French dogs.

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>>94348698
>i'm not white, i'm jewish
Kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoJQbPPFEHw

>>94348933
>SJWs hate Jews for being white
>Neo-Nazis hate Jews for not being white

It's like Spider-man, they just can't win

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>>94349293

>>94341481
His best race one is "We overcame"

>>94340414
t. no-talent punk with axe to grind

>>94344077
I genuinely can't tell how you feel about race relations.

>>94343944

Yes, things are great for white people when we ignore all oppression. The others should suffer in silence for the good of the other 50% of the country.

>>94350898
>if i have to suffer, so does everyone else

>>94342180
>Asleep-at-the-wheel Manager
God I love Kelly's old man dramatic phrasing

>>94349293
My favorite part about this is that Clarence Thomas isn't dead yet, by he's still in Heaven.

>>94350898
>white people
>50%
Now hold your horses, mister.

>>94344268
>Most mass shooters are also white men
*When you exclude gang shootings and family shootings.

>>94351790
>counting hispanic 'whites'
Sorry gringo but it's more like 60%.

>>94350898
>the other 50% of the country.
You mean the other 77%

Whites make up more than three quarters of the US population.
reposted to fix an error

>>94349293
Is his self-insert commentary and lady liberty weeping present in every comic he ever made?

>>94348933
I love how Freeman shut that shit down quick too. Weasley little bastard.

>>94339984

Maybe I don't have a refined palate, but I don't "get" most wine. It all tastes like fermented grape juice to me. Sure, I can taste differences, but never anything that makes one wine more appealing over the other.

Grape wine only though. Honey Wine and Mead are both pretty good.

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Does anyone have the non-furry version of this?

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>>94350353

>>94352380
Experts are also not great at it. It's 50% make believe.

>>94349293
I wonder who would watch him from heaven if he bought asian porn.

>>94351966
him, yes
Lady liberty is in most of the time but sometimes she is absent

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>>94341481

>>94352380
Wine is an acquired taste as well, just like beer or coffee or whisky or whatever. At first it tastes bad but at some point it starts to be delightful. Shit wines will always taste like shit though.

I'm not that refined either but I have some vague inklings of what I like, and can tell when a wine is delicious, there's a big difference to the cheap-ass plonk I often drink

>>94350898
>Suffer
>Gets free money and scholarships and other opportunities due to skin color
>Mainstream media claps at anything you do, even small shit like build a PC
I'm Hispanic and my whole family went from dirt poor to upper middle class in ONE generation after immigrating legally. Uncle's have businesses, my parents were vets, and aunts married rich/started businesses. Meanwhile, y'all others have been here many generations and still fail and blame your skin.

Fuck you lazy shits. Stop being poor

>>94353591
What's sad is this very thread proves it.

I just ignore all talk of race on 4chan anymore. It's all a bunch of retards yelling about shit they have only experienced through twitter arguments and click bait articles.

>>94353750
>anecdotal evidence
>aunts are only wealthy because they married rich
>you personally did nothing but reap the benefits of your family's success

This is parody, right?

>>94339984
Is it my imagination or has Kelly lost weight?

>>94354170
That's the way the world works. Get used to it, poorfag.

>>94345118
>Sonoma isn't full of snobs
Which is half the point. Kelly just thinks they're snobs because they wouldn't serve him a whiskey sour, which is probably because they didn't have any whiskey available. Look at Kelly's avatar's angry eyes, or his kids rolling theirs. 90% chance Kelly went off on a tirade and drew this strip as revenge.
You gotta learn to read between the lines with Kelly strips, Anon.

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>>94354180
He's being starved by only being able to eat at non-chain diners that won't stay in his system long enough to digest.

>>94354170
>>94354200

>Family success
>Mexican women success is reduced to being a golddigger and leaving anchor babies to sap the wealth of unsuspecting americans
ay ay ay senorita porfavor volver a mexico

>>94347742
>Did you order well done?
>Did you add a bunch of sides?
>Do you have awkward dietary requirements?
Why on earth would you think your meal would come first?

>>94354235
That's one way to shed a few pounds I guess

>>94354170
>>Aunts are only wealthy because they married rich
You dumb shit, didn't you see the /started businesses portion?
Besides, no shit, I couldn't help my aunts and uncles achieve their wealth before I was born. And, shouldn't all families with a work ethic be successful in at least some aspects?
Suck it, poor fag, people are only poor because they can't do shit besides complain.
>>94354490
>sap the wealth
> / start businesses ignored
Oh no, our family started businesses that are more successful than your family's welfare dependency. That sucks, so sad. Perhaps we'll return to a country seeped in cancer so you can return to picking your nose searching for gold.

>>94356182
Fun story but yoi are a minortiy hispanics have the worst integration and economic mobility of almost any class of immigrant save maybe Africans.

>>94350898
Feeling you're being oppressed=/= being actually oppressed.

>>94349113
Occasionally SJWs love Jews for not being white too, it depends on if it benefits them at that exact moment or not.

>>94356683
>be jew
>SJW goes on rant about how nazicap is evil because "appropriating a creation of jewish to fight nazis as a modern golem" or something
>tell them they're wrong. they don't even have to like the book, just don't lecture a jew on what's anti-semitic
>autistic screeching

my life is a farce.

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>>94344213
>Liberty dressed like WW
>best character dressed like only good movie

Funny.

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>>94340414
Chinese Fries are great

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>>94358021
How did everything go so right?