ITT: things that happened

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>>94336988

>>94337006
I'm glad I don't know what that is

>>94336988
How was this movie, anyway? How does it compare to Prince of Egypt?

>>94337947
it's pretty good

>>94337947
>How was this movie, anyway?
Mediocre
>How does it compare to Prince of Egypt?
It doesn't

was it okay?

>>94337947

They actually included a scene where the MILF slave owner tries to rape Joseph. It's pretty hot.

>>94336988
Why does Jospeh look white is he just hella lightskin or what

>>94337006
>last panel
Can't stop laughing.

>>94336988
Tfw when your name is african/middle eastern version of Jospeh

>>94336988
I also listen to the Pizza party podcast

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Remember that time when Bruce's parents were killed by Kal El's falling rocket?

That happened

>>94336988
Has anyone else wanted a bunch of Prince of Egypt-level adaptations of all sorts of Bible stories, both Old and New Testament?

I'd kill for an animated adaptation of each Gospel, for example.

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>>94340256
>Animated story of Lot

Yes please

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>>94336988
one of my first fap with the egyptian cougar... the rest is shit

>>94340390
I can see why this Elseworld didn't make it into the multiverse.

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>>94336988
So obscure I haven't even heard it mentioned here, not even as much as "Help! I'm a Fish"

>>94337006
Man, Crash going super saiyan at all was some shit right there. Let alone possessing the devil gene from Tekken.

Remember an anon posting the comics a little while ago. Heihachi Bandicoot was apparently the end game of the comic, but got his ass handed to him as soon as Crash got to that power level as seen in the picture. Not forgetting all these OCs, apparently friends of the author of this tripe, or something like that, from what I understand at least. Then they themselves could go super saiyan as well.

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>>94340496

>>94340390
Just imagine how a series would be with this as their first issue.
With Batman and Superman dead they could finally focus on some other heroes for a change.
Of course they'd both be revived by the fifth issue, making that idea impossible.

>>94340390
You don't need kryptonite bullets to kill yourself, Bruce.

>>94336988

The movie was just alright, but fuck this whole sequence got me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3LndEB-Drc

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>>94340256
My guy, I'd adore David, Job, or Samuel films on par with PoE

>>94336988

do his brothers sell him as a slave? I like the story of Joseph more than that of Moses to be honest

>>94340139
I NEED the source to this comic

>>94340702
Ah, yes, the battered housewife song.

>>94340752
I like how he tricks his brother into seeing him by framing them that they stole something from him

>>94339995
I'm not sure how dark his skin should be because I'm not a historian, but story wise I get the impression he's supposed to look distinctly different from the Egyptian characters because him being a foreigner in their land is an important story element.

Also there's that part where he gets shut up in a dungeon for years with almost nothing to eat so I think he's supposed to look pale because of that.

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>>94340455
That's because it's bad in the way that isn't worth talking about. I remember that I watched it but I don't remember anything noteworthy about it except that it was pretty boring. I think I may have gotten pissed at how much they completely fucked up Fern's character but that's it.

Although I have seen /co/ a couple times offhand mention that the spiders weirdly resemble the powerpuff girls.

Help! I'm a Fish is much more worth talking about because it's actually good but can easily fly under the radar if you haven't had it specifically recommended to you, especially with a cover like this. Charlotte's Web 2 is much easier to find and fall for checking out out of sheer curiosity because it rides on the popularity of the original.

>>94340139
Fuck, this really should've been the catalyst for Batman v Superman

>>94340752
Yes. And they keep the part where they they only got like seven pieces of silver or some other equally absurdly low price, even when accounting for modern day exchange rate.

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>>94336988
Onscreen cat sex.

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How do you go from pic related to this >>94341443 ?
seriously hope the person in charge of designing that god-awful cover got fired.

>>94339995

Egyptians did paint Asians (as in tribes from Syria and Palestine) and Lybians (as Berbers) as lighter than them.

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>>94341572
Shark Tale had just come out and they wanted to hook confused grammas into buying it. It really doesn't matter if what's in the box is good or not, the case needs to be modeled to look like the latest blockbuster if the distributors can dig out a property they're in charge of that even remotely resembles it in some way.

Same thing happened to Legend of Sarila. The filmmakers honestly tried to make something decent and original with their limited resources but once it got into distributor's hands they wanted to try to squeeze out a few extra bucks by passing it off as a Frozen knockoff. Also sorta happened with Kiara the Brave, though at least that one wasn't actually good.

>>94341586
huh did not know that

>>94340180
This shit looks like something from Zack Snyder

>>94340139
Wait what.

>>94337006
Pinnacle of autism. Well done.

>>94340433
Holy shit she looks like an Egyptian version of Mary from Dream Daddy.

>>94340596
Yeah but it's poetic and shit.

>>94340455
My most potent memory of anything involving Charlotte's Web was being a kid and feeling really strange when Templeton fattens up in the first movie. That was the first clue about some of my fetishes, in hindsight.

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>>94340719
I'd like to see how they would handle Cain and Abel

>>94346898
Kek.

>>94346074
i don't think i like you very much, anon.

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>>94336988
The 80s in general.

>>94340433
she looks like mock swagger there

>>94341719
What's funny is "Help" was a thousand times more interesting than "Shark Tale," yet got delegated to being used for "Mom doesn't know the difference" money.

>>94336988
>>94337947
>>94340256

It was Okay. I really liked the dream sequences. They even scared me as a kid. Animation is a bit better than PoE. But I guess music wise not really. Better than The Amazing Technicolour Coat, though. This had three good musical numbers. (the miracle child, you know better than I, and give more than you take).

>>94340034
I thought it was weird I had just heard this mentioned there.