Who did it, /co/?

Slylock did it himself and is trying to pin his DUI on some innocent bystanders

>>94333670
Big fat bear can't fit in the tiny car.
Also, that tiny motherfucker has a mask on. GUILTY

>>94333670
There's a shoelace caught in the door; the raccoon did it.

>>94333670

The shifty coon.

>>94333670
That yellow mouse. He's obviously looking for the earring of the whore he just murdered and dropped at the river, that he kept as a souvenir, so they can't link him to the case.

>>94333670
The Jews.

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>>94333670
it was cassandra, this is just part of her master plan to fuck slylock

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JUDGE Fox issues a verbal warning, then uses a hotshot munition on both suspects. Judgment rendered.

>>94333739
well look the fancy detective over here with his "evidence".

>>94333670

(((Raccoon))). There's a shoelace stuck in the door, and his shoes are untied.

>>94333796
The creator visits /co/ sometimes, and I believe he said something about Cassandra Cat in a thread once, can't remember what it was

>>94333799
>Judges killing citizens without evidence of a crime.

That's 20 years on Titan, creep.

>>94333836
he said cassandra was no longer allowed to appear in the comics for some reason.

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Four votes for the raccoon.

It was the raccoon.

How about this one?

>>94333894
The flask is filled with his cum.

>>94333894
Cork would melt into most solvents, which is why modern stoppers are made of rubber or glass.

>>94333894
the flask is empty

>>94333894
H2O dissolves anything, given enough time.

>>94333894
If it can't dissolve the glass it's in, how good could it be?

>>94333961
this

>>94333894
Slylock's just bullshitting so he can get the solvent at a cheap price. Count Weirdly is simply an honest businessman who did nothing wrong

>>94333894
Water is the universal solvent
Basic chemistry, brash.

Though Slylock is overvaluing that water. 2 bucks? Really?

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Two votes for it being a weak-ass solvent.

It's water. >>94333954 You got it, sir.

This one?

interesting how /v/ loves these kinds of threads while /co/ takes it less seriously.

>>94334031
The coffee is still steaming.

>>94334031
It's been 3 hours and her cup of whatever is still steaming hot.

>>94334031
Because she wasn't raped.

>>94334031
Coffee is still steaming, having been poured mere minutes ago.

>>94334031

It's because Cassandra has always been a lying bitch and Shylock has learned to distrust her on everything.

>>94334031
Coffee still hot and steaming.
Stupid sexy cat

>>94334031
the tea is still warm

>>94334031
Her coffee is still hot and she's a hussy who is trying to seduce Slylock with that loose robe

>>94334031
So does Sly often just look into Cassandra's house through the window like that?

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Pretty much everyone got that one.
>>94334098
>she's a hussy who is trying to seduce Slylock with that loose robe
That's also probably true.
This one?

>>94334134
Sir Hound's penis

>>94334134
On the spray bottle, obviously

>>94334134
Is it going to be something dumb like on the rope?

And surely Sir Hound could just tell Slylock the answer?

>>94334134
The ropes around Sir Hound.

>>94334134
On the spray cleaner

>>94334134
Prints are on the bottle

>>94334134
The bottle

Most of these were posted before. Got any new ones?

>>94333894
The flask hasn't dissolved, neither has the cork.

>>94333894
Because he knows Count Weirdly is a jew.

>>94333894
No precautions have been taken other than glass and a cork, with the rounded flask left perched precariously near a computer and the edge of the desk while he and his assistant wear simple shirts with no gloves. There's no goddam way those idiot monsters all over the place fucking around wouldn't have knocked that over several times, meaning at any given moment they'll need to clean it up with NO protective equipment.

Shit's water yo.

>>94333865
>some reason
They saw the porn.

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It was the bottle
>>94334200
Oh, I'm not sure which ones were posted. Is there a thread screencap or something?

>>94334134
On the spray.

>>94334256
The candles are liquid and burnt down low, meaning they've been lit for a while.

>>94334256
>skateboarding in someone's home

rude

>>94334256
Candle has been lit long enough fto be melted.
Come on now, Cassandra. Just say that you want the dick and stop beating around the bush.

>>94334256

the wax is melted

why the hell is she making prank phone calls in the first place?

>>94334273
>>94334293
These.
What a dumb pussy.

>>94334256
Because he's been watching her for hours on the cameras he has hidden in her home and because she's been caught dozens or hundreds of time pulling this same shit.

That mouse purposefully knocks over her liquid candles because he doesn't appreciate trifling bitches.

>>94334301
And why from a home landline? Use a burner phone away from where you usually go.

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The candle wax is melted

This one?

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>>94333670
>>94333739
>>94333894
>>94334031
>>94334134
>tfw too stupid to solve Slylock Fox
>All your sisters used to make fun of you
>Never watch detective shows because of this
Even now, at 27 fucking years old I still can't solve this shit. I don't understand how kids actually did it.

>>94334372
Check her vag

>>94334372

it's in her vagoogoo

>>94334372
In her pussy, after he finally succumbed to her advances and fucked her senseless.

>>94334372
In the pussy's pussy

>>94334372
the clock

she took out the battery and hid it there

also why does she have a picture of a bull on her wall?

it's in the battery, cassandra obviously has no need for a battery operated vibrator because she has slylock

>>94334372
The flower jar seems too obvious, so she disguised the vial as AA battery next to it!

>>94334372
So do jails just not exist? Why is she still free?

>>94334372
In the clock the time is wrong and the battery is out of it behind the flowers

>>94334372
Clock; battery on the side and the clock has stopped.

>>94334372
She hid it in the battery case of the cat clock; there's a double-a sitting on the table. You can tell the cat clock is stopped because it doesn't match the clock tower.

>>94334415
>>94334415
Oh boy, another "Gotham would be safer if Slylock just killed Count Weirdly and Cassandra" thread

Why are so many people try-harding children's puzzles? The "funny" answers are better, even if they're seldom funny.

>>94334256
Come on Cassandra, could you be more obvious?

>>94334372
Round Bart smashes the clock because he hates cats and is sick of Cassandra, finding the vial in the process. He claims it was because he saw a lose battery by the flowers and the clock is the only battery operated thing in sight.

Slylock knows why Round Bart really did it, but doesn't care because this still makes him look competent and fuck Cassandra.

>>94334436
What's the point of having detectives if they don't send the bad guys to jail?

>>94334415
Pussy pass. Women, especially beautiful women, rarely pay for their crimes.

>>94334479
to go on cool adventures obviously

This is fun OP, thanks

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>>94334031
She would have significant brain damage being unconscious for 3 hours, ergo she would not be responsive at all. Even more unlikely that she would remember who she is, what time she was knocked out, or what's missing from her finger.

>capeshit

>>94334446
>try-harding children's puzzles
How is it try-harding when the puzzle is so easy a child could solve it? Just one look and the solution is there

>>94334256
Is Slylock gay?

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Tied between the clock and her puss

the clock

>>94334446
If you consider solving puzzles for children try-harding, I've got some bad news for you.

>>94334372

>bull picture on the wall

Slylock a cuck confirmed

>>94334402
I think we all know why

>>94333670
It was the nigger.

>>94334134
On Sir Hound's fingers.

>>94334522
There's roots on the fucking flowers

>>94334522

the roots

>>94334522
The flower still has roots

>>94334522
there's fucking roots right there

>>94334522
The flowers still have their roots

Also Rodney Rat is a jew

>>94334522
The baby did it

>>94334522
They aren't even in a bouquet. They litterally look like they were ripped out of the ground.

Also please tell me Slylock st least thoroughly checked Cassandra's pussy with his dick.

>>94334522
The roots.
Are you insulting us? Give us one of those mind twisters that would baffle Layton and Phoenix combined.

>>94334522

Because the Rabbit RFID tagged her flowers.

>>94334522

He doesn't have a receipt.

>>94334522
He's a fucking rat and they're all filthy liars.

>>94334522
The roots are still there and the flower's stems are exposed. Also, I'm pretty sure daisies aren't forest flowers.

>>94334522
They still have their roots.

>>94334569
I aint updating the thread while writing my answer

>>94334522
Because slylock fox is a racist asshole who profiles all rats to be nothing but criminals.

>>94334522
What a bitch. Rodney's just trying to get some slash from a girl who actually seems to like him and his ugly face, and Mrs. Rabbit has to ruin it so she can recover her shitty flowers which probably aren't worth anything.

>>94334522
They've got roots on them.

>>94334522
You can see the roots

>>94334569
what went wrong in your life anon

>>94334598
You must be life of the party.

>>94334522
WHO THE HELL IS REEKY RAT?

>>94334598
No one is updating the thread while they try to find the answer. Once they post they can see how long it took them. Go be a whiny little bitch somewhere else.

>>94334613
Right? "The flowers were on public property and I just wanted to impress a girl for ONCE you heartless shrew!"

>>94334665
Why did you sceencap this

If Cassandra and Slylock finally fuck and get together, what does the little yellow guy do? Does he still get to live in Slylock's basement? I'd get out of there asap cuz they'll be fuckin like wild animals for days. All that pent up sexual tension does crazy shit to people

>>94334682
because I'm bored out of my mind and want to just do stupid shit waiting for the next puzzle

>>94334682
Because I deleted my post and he was apparently so offended by my remarks that he wished to save them for posterity. I'm sure he will never recover.

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You all got it.

This one?

>>94334682
Judging by the filename he's a little upset

>>94334522
Because Sly is a racist asshole.
Somebody had to say it.

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>>94333836

>>94334682
Because he was being a fag

>>94334698
DNA samples?

>>94334698

DNA analysis from the saliva

>>94334698
DNA?

>>94334698
There is no Carla Cat, this is just one of Cassandra's attempts to lure Slylock back to her house and seduce him.

>>94334698
Who in hell is Carla Cat?

>>94334698
Because carla is a dumbass who leaves her calling card everywhere she goes

>>94334698
HOLD THE FUCK UP.
Who is Carla Cat? Is Slylock cheating on Cassandra with her sister?

>>94334698
I didn't know Skylock had access to a fucking forensics team

>>94334741
unlike that failure cassandra, she's a good thief. that's why she's not as famous.

>>94334698
If her teeth imprints are there desu

>>94334698
I don't know, DNA?

>>94334769
Not after the mouse stepped all over it

>>94334698
Can't be used for DNA since the dude tainted the sample with his foot. Maybe an indent of teeth markings against dental records may work if the gum isn't mushed by the foot.

>>94334741
>>94334744
>>94334749
So instead of posting answer, we question the existence of another cat burgler in Slylock's life.

Either we suck at this or this one is hard.

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DNA analysis from the gum

This one?

>>94334698
Tasting the saliva on the gum and then forcing yourself on Carla and tasting her saliva

>>94334698
Before miniature Sin City pedophile stepped on it he could have compared the bite marks to the ones on his chest.

>>94334804
Touch the earings, feel the temperature

>>94334804
You didn't tell us that Skylock had access to a high tech forensics lab

>>94334804

That's not Cassandra. Cassandra is white and she's orange.

>>94334804
THis is one of those "outside the box" things.
Metallic earrings are cold from having been outside.

>>94334804
They're still on when everyone knows hoop earrings are dangerously likely to snag on fellow dancers.

>>94334804
When the fuck did cassandra go to the jersey shore? she was sucking off some dude in the stalls the entire time

>>94334804
They aren't in her ears?

>>94334804
Lack of sweat

>>94334841
Those are the best kind of things. It's really fun in the unexpected sense

>>94334804
It is daytime, and something to do with the weather.

>>94334833
hot

>>94334804
It's cold outside and if she'd been in the club her earrings would probably be warmer?

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The temperature of her earrings is cold from the weather

This one?

>>94334804

Because Cassandra is a cunt who should already be in jail.

>>94334833
When will she just admit that all her antics are just for Slylock's attention already.

So Cassandra keeps stealing shit to get Slylock's attention and Slylock is a dumb-ass not realizing that's her come on?

>>94334935
he was wearing ear warmers

>>94334935
That powerful refridgeration unit is loud as fuck.
Also the whole property smelled of penguin shit and fish.

>>94334804
The silver earrings would still be cold from outside.

>>94334935
20 penguins?? That's as much as 2 tens!

Electric company about increased power consumption?

>>94334935
I think my neighbor has a sex dungeon.

>>94334935
Fucking huge ass energy bill

>>94334256
Isn't this the one with the fan continuation that can't be posted on a blue board?

>>94334935
>she

Was it Cassandra ratting out a rival criminal

>>94334698
>Carla
REEEEEE

>>94334935
The power company when he had a spike in his electrical bill for the month.

>>94334935
The electrical company

>>94334935
Smitty's neighbors because they were sick of him explaining how his autism makes him sensitive to noise and textures.

>>94334935
Why did he steal 20 penguins?

>>94334935
Some greasy Italian was buying hundreds of pounds of fish every week

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>>94334978
Can you post a link to it please?

>>94335007
Meat, exotic pets, pelts, etc.

>>94334935
One of the penguins, obviously.

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The electric company notices his power consumption

This one?

>>94334935
So are we working under the assumption that the penguins can't talk? It's kinda hard to tell, what with all the anthropomorphic animals.

>>94334935
Wait that's a fucking human!

>>94335021
I don't have it, I just remember it. She opens her robe and her tit is showing and the text is something like "darn it you figured it out!" etc.

>>94335011
He would have gotten away with it if only penguins ate pepperoni.

>>94333670
Sneed always hires raccoons to do his dirty work
>>94333894
The bottle is just a water bottle from Sneed's with the label ripped off
>>94334031
Sneed was in the home making coffee earlier
>>94334134
The flower, nobody can resist smelling flowers grown from Sneed's seeds
>>94334256
Sneed never does prank calls at this time
>>94334372
In the vase, she thought the diamonds could pass at ingrown Sneed seeds
>>94334522
Sneed would never serve to rats

>>94335041
She flashes her tits

>>94335041
she's gonna make loud noises in a library?

>>94335041
That castardly cat has set up a fire in one of the paper bins and firealarm will distract the librarian

>>94335041
She knows the librarian has a schoolgirl fetish

>>94335041
She's going to wait for her book to be overdue, then she'll steal it when they're checking it in.

>>94334415
In the slylock universe they just solve crimes and then don't do anything

>>94335041
Ask her to find a book for her?

>>94335041
Alarm clock in the shelves

>>94335041
She has an alarm clock hidden in a bookshelf. If that fails she's just going to bribe the bitch with flowers because APPARENTLY rabbit women really, REALLY fucking care about that

>>94335041
Alarm clock in the bookshelves

Wait, I read the thread and it says they can't have any more Cassandra ones?

>>94335084
Devious. But why the School girl get up?

>>94335041
She will seduce the librarian

>>94335115
Because she's a slut.

>>94335115
To distract Slylock obviously

>>94335088
Quit being a little bitch, Rodney.

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The alarm clock hidden in the shelf

This one?

>>94335140
Tadpoles don't have legs

>>94335140
Tadpoles don't got legs

>>94334935

The penguins used the house phone because animals are sentient in this universe, idiot.

>>94335140
Tadpoles don't have legs.

>>94335140
his name is fucking "shady shrew"

>>94335140
Terrence's son hasn't grown legs yet.

>>94335140
Because his name is fucking Shady and he murdered his only child four years ago.

>>94334935
Big refrigerator s kick out a ton of heat, and use a lot of Power.

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tadpoles don't have legs.

This one?

>>94335140

Everyone knows those dirty, rotten shrews don't care about their kids.

>>94335218
need protein for dem gains, not fiber

>>94335218
Fibers dont enhance muscle growth. Everybody outside /fit/ knows that.

>>94335218
This seems like a question for /fit/

>>94335218
I don't actually know. Let's ask /fit/

>>94335140
His sons a tadpole

>>94335140
His name is fucking shady

>>94335218
Because he helped her come up with the scheme.

>>94335218

This one's bullshit. She wants to work out their abs with glorious shits.

>>94335253
>>94335254
>>94335255
/fit/ mind

>>94335218
Why isn't she in uniform?

>>94335218
He wants to put buford's ass in jail before he gets cucked

>>94335218
He knows that dog is never gonna make it with those shit gains

>>94335275
but fiber makes your shitting much nicer, easier, and more regular

>>94335218
She's at the gym, but she's wearing earrings?

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need protein for mass, not fiber

This one?

>>94335348
>4 ring binder
>3-holed paper

>>94335348
3 hole paper out of a 4 hole binder

>>94335218
Fiber makes you poop, not get strong. Also is there any porn of this fine feline?

>>94335348
three holes in the paper but his book has four rings

>>94335348
The dumb Ewok used the wrong number of holes in his essay paper.

>>94335348
This seems like a question for /lit/

>>94335348
The paper has three holes in it and not four, like the ones in his notebook.

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his binder has four rings

This one?

>>94335431
invert the gloves

>>94335431
she's really scraping the bottom of the barrel of criminality isn't she

>>94335431
Blow the dog waiters

>>94335431
If she's free this evening

>>94335458
She's so desperate for Slylock's attention

>>94335431
Resorting to petty vandalism for get Slylocks attention?
This is low, even for you, Cassandra.

>>94335431
Turn the gloves inside out

>>94335431
Why is everyone smiling but the foreman?

>>94335431
>just so happened to be out committing minor vandalism while dressed up at a French restaurant

Man Cassandra is thirsty

>>94335492
He's the only one looking to get shit done

>>94335492
He's gay and doesn't like the view

>>94335442
>>94335487

she wouldn't be able to put it back on her hands if she inverted them, idiots. Maybe if she cut off her hands and switched them around and reattached them but that's obviously not the answer you fucking dummies.

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Turn the gloves inside out

This one?

>>94335431
She wiped her hands on the ducks butt.

>>94334372
Wow, I have a dirty mind.

>>94335492
He's the new guy, literally everyone else in town has been trying to help Cassandra finally trick Slylock into a date for years now.

>>94335537
Silver ain't magnetic

>>94335327

You gotta get clean reps, man.

>>94335537
Silver ain't magnetic

Also, man all the lady cats want that Slycock

>>94335537
Silver isn't magnetic

>>94335537
creating more crimes gives him job security

>>94335537
Silver isn't magnetic.

>>94335537
Silver not magnetic. NEXT

>>94335537
Pure silver can't be magnetically attracted.

>>94335523
nigga what

>>94335537
It's not working. If it is, the halbert would be getting attracted too

>>94334708
I was in that thread, was fun.

>>94335537
The power is out, so the device plugged into the outlet can't work

>>94335537
There's guards litterally everywhere. If he succeeds he'll just get his ass beat.

>>94335537
The royal guard is right over there and can spin2win with his halberd once the count is discovered

>>94335537

That outlet's been dead for years.

>>94335537
It isn't made of a magnetic metal.

>>94335537
Wait, Princess? Royal medal of honor? I thought that this was supposed to be set in America.

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silver isn't magnetic

This one?

>>94335140
How does a day old baby break his leg?

>>94335619
spinach

>>94335537

Slylock is very critical of the Royal Family and doesn't give a shit about their stupid awards.

>>94335619
a gun

>>94335619
Spinach

>>94335619
Spinach.

>>94335619
That better be spinach in a bag Max. Otherwise you fucked up big time

>>94335619
Spinach for Popeye

>>94335619
Scissors
The cages will break when they hit the ground

>>94335619
Spinach

>>94335619

Does it matter? They can just turn sideways and slip out through the bars.

>>94335619
Butter, so they can squeeze through the extremely wide bars.

>>94335651
Won't the impact all the people in the cage too?

>>94335619
Raw meat. He can throw into the cages forcing the monsters and vulture to wildly attack until the cage is torn open!

>>94335672
Yes, and?
The cages are open. Case closed

>>94335537
Why is Weirdly wearing a hospital gown?

>>94335537
The guard will dodge roll quickly behind Weirdly and backstab the fucker with his halbert.

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spinach for Popeye

This one?

>>94335721
There aren't any hat rack head things open for a hat.
Assuming that there are no other hat racks

>>94335721
It's a set of purple with her outfit?

>>94335721
no tags

>>94335721
Reds gotta stick together

>>94335721
Because there would be surveillance tapes, jackass. But you'll just be stupid and think to check for the tag that's still attached, not realizing it's in vogue to keep your tag on your clothing. Get with the times, grandpa.

>>94335537
No medal for the mouse? Wtf he is the one who resolves half of the damn cases.

>>94335721
All three hat stands are already occupied.

>>94335721
The hat is wet. It was raining outside, as indicated by the umbrella.
OUTSIDE THE BOX

>>94335721
Because Foxes din du nuffin

>>94335140
Loss

>>94335721
Because she's not a cat and Slylock is beginning to understand the rules of his reality.

>>94335721
There are no empty mannequin heads

>>94335721
Reds stick together

>>94335741
Shit. I didn't finish reading it.

>>94335721
Why is Slylock barefoot?

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>>94335753 Hey, good job, you got it

This one?

>>94335431
Take the gloves off. Slowly[./spoiler]

>>94335814
he smells the perfume on her?

>>94335814
She walked into the shop, then turned around and left the same way she came in, thus not passing by it.

>>94335814

He knows that lie detectors aren't 100% accurate. Slylock teaches criminology. He knows his shit.

>>94335753
>>94335814
>bullshit, how are we supposed to know rain
>Slylock has an umbrella
I got out skilled

>>94335814
She went in

>>94335814
She did not pass the perfume shop.
She went INSIDE and then left with the bottle.

>>94335814
Cassandra Cat is a sociopath and can lie without setting off the detector.

>>94335814
...really? She got to the shop, then went back. That doesn't imply ever "passing" the shop.
What is this, for children? Give me a REAL Slylock Fox

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She went it without passing it

This one?

>>94335814
She clenches her asshole real tight to fool the lie detector.

>>94335899
Because they show physical signs of lying.

>>94335899
Nana has Alzhiemers and actually bought those cookies 30 years ago

>>94335899
they knew they were oatmeal cookies

>>94335899
Because look at those smug little shits

>>94335899
They're smug, fat little fucks who deserve a lesson even if they didn't.

>>94335899
They're smiling like jackasses

>>94335899
Look at that fat one with the giant tummy.

>>94335899
Kids are terrible liars.
Also one has a chubby tumtum

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they revealed they knew they were oatmeal cookies

This one?

the grandpa opened the cookie can

>>94335976
Slylock knows of her BDSM fetish.

>>94335976
The knots are where she can reach them

And also the fish is still alive.
Cassandra is so desperate that she'd kill her own fish

>>94335976
Because rope is tied at positions that she could reach.

>>94335976
Because there are valuables left on the bed, and Slylock knows she just does this shit so she can get the D

>>94335976
The fish is still alive

>>94335976
Fish isnt dead

>>94333727
Are you fatshaming and raceprofiling? Shame on you!, this is the fucking 2017 year!, 100% you are racist & bigot, also maybe voted Trump!

>>94335976
Her clothes are still on, the knots wouldn't hold and are located in convenient locations for her to tie them herself, and other shit is still there that's valuable

>>94335976
Fish is alive and the bowl isn't broken.

>>94335976
Why does Slylock ever look into Cassandra's house by the window?
Why the fuck doesn't he ever just go inside like a normal person?

>>94335976
The fish is still alive

>>94335976
still valuables left around
also fish I guess

Obviously the dude with darkness skin...

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fish is alive

This one?

>>94336058
leave Max to die

>>94336058
Swim into the bell and kill Max Mouse with his knife so that the air lasts longer.

Or use the air in Sly's tank to fill the bell with fresher air

>>94336058
Open up the bell with the...bolt crank next to the car?

>>94336058
borrow air for 5 minutes?

I legit was gonna say the bear because he's the only one that could reach the pedals

>>94335041
That is fucking stupid and I refuse to play anymore.

>>94336058
Break the glass?

>>94336095
>>94336138
Diving bells are supposed to be open on the bottom.

>>94335564
That sounds so damn adorable.

>>94336058
Tell Max to pick a god and pray

>>94336058
Use air from car tires, perhaps?

>>94336058
Find a new partner whose less of a liability.

>>94336058
Poke a tiny hole in the bell and tell Max to touch it so that the extreme pressure differences will siphon Max through the hole and turn him into the longest thread of spaghetti in the world, then tie the Max noodle into a makeshift chain and reconnect the bell with its chain so that it may be holstered to the surface.

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>>94336163 You got it

This one?

>>94336188
Fucker's not fully naked

>>94336188
Glasses.

>>94336188
he's a fox and therefore his sense of smell is better than his eyesight anyway

>>94336058
If slylock can be there with his basic gear, they can share his tank and swim to the surface easy peasy

t. geardiver

>>94336188
Weirdly is wearing pants?
Hair isn't alive?

>>94335507
Underrated post.

>>94336188
>all tissue invisible
>including eyes
>no light hits optic nerve

He'll be stumbling around blind, also wearing pants/glasses/hat.

>>94335537
Silver is not magnetic.

>>94336188
All living tissue will be invisible but you would still be able to see things like undigested food in his stomach

Also clothing I guess

>>94336188
Digestive fluid from vulture? theoretically he will slowly digest to nothing.

>>94336163
how would you win against the octopus?

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>>94335564

>>94336188
The animals aren't invisible because they've been drinking the liquid thats been leaking form the machine

>>94336188
>living tissue
judging by his skin color i assume hes a zombie and has no living tissue

>>94336258
tire iron to the face

>>94336188
Hair isn't living, so he can still be tracked by his sad tiny mustache.

>>94336188
Because when Count Weirdly wasn't looking he pissed in the formula

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>>94336240
Huh, that's a good point.
You could still see his body hair and shit

This one?

>>94336188
Dead skin, clothes, hair, etc still visible

>>94336332
if it's full of naked pictures of men, the bear is probably guilty.

>>94336332
by the perspective of the photographer, one's tall and one's small.

>>94336332
They're dick pics

Also height difference in suspects

>>94336332
The difference in height of the suspects and their subsequent camera shots as a result.

>>94336332
Height at which they were taken

>>94336332
Someone kill Tiffany so Cassandra and Slylock can be together, please. That is the only correct answer whenever you see her in these comics.

>>94336332
Damn Slylock wants to fuck that fox

>>94336377
>not having a foursome with the princess too

>>94336377
please go Cassandra