She ended up with Roger, right?

>>94330066
Yes, both in canon and real life

>>94330066
She got arrested for shooting a small child she thought was a wild animal on her pot farm.

>>94330108
jesus dude

>>94330108
I understood that reference.

>>94330066
I thought she turned out to be a dyke or something? Its the only thing I remember about the Disney run besides Roger's mama hitting the lotto and becoming rich overnight.

>>94330099
This

I'm like 90% sure she was gay.

Doug confessed to her at Graduation and they started dating, It's implied he won the pattybowl by the creator.

>>94330066
No, she ended up with Judy.

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>It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’

>So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.

>I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?

>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’

>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

>>94330817
I've read this a dozen times over but it still hurts.

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>>94330817
>Well if it isn't my old pal Funnie! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>94330066

She's fooled herself into thinking she actually enjoys anal. It's her husband Roger's favorite

>>94330817
oh god, that hurts to read but the followup is so much worse in a different way
>“Meanwhile, Doug has this friend of his, a girl, who he’s always pouring his heart out to about how [Patti’s] killing him,” Jinkins continues. “And naturally, I guess maybe it’s a little predictable, but that’s the one. That’s the one he’s comfortable enough to bear his soul to in his next phase of life, that he discovers he’s in love with and didn’t even know it. My guess is that it would be something like that.”

acute cringe turns into utter absence of emotion.... yes, Jinkins, that is cliche as fuck, could you maybe consider attempting to write something better than that?

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>>94330817
>>94331027
Here ya go.

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>>94331027

I admit I don't exactly remember Doug as well as most Nicktoons, but I do seem to remember Doug didn't hang out with Patti all that much, she was more of a Little-Red-Haired-Girl character who only appeared when Doug required adversity to overcome.

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>>94330108
kek

>>94330160
I think Roger's mom won a lawsuit against the Bluffs, or they bought her trailer from her to build something even though she didn't want to sell, and she took them for as much money as she could before giving in

>>94331385
Doug didn't hang out with anyone betond skeet and even then he wasn't really a good friend to skeet, most of the characters who feature him as part of the plot have Doug being an ass to him or being jealous of him
Doug's problem was that he saw the world in a really fucked up way, there is a blog that makes fun of it

>>94330108
I knew she sounded familiar. Got damnit, now this is my head canon

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>>94330066
I am pretty sure Doug ended up with Roger.

>>94330108
Hearing her incredulously and sarcastically exclaim "jigaboo" was a trip.

>>94330817
I want to laugh but this honestly just completely fucking sucks for him.

>>94331533
the place where they wanted to build the Bebe Bluff High School was in the trailer park where Roger lived, so Mr.Bluff bought em off so they'd move out.

>>94331111
So he just creeped after her without ever actually making any move whatsoever for a decade and then was devastated that she met someone else while he was not calling her and making cartoons about her?

>>94331579
I like to think Doug was the real asshole and people like Roger or the other people we see Antagonizing him were just trying to help him, but he refuse because he lives in his fantasy world

>>94331027
>>94331111
Let's be real, we all know Roger went for Doug after high school. There's no way Roger isn't hardcore gay for Doug, and that Doug isn't at least willing to settle for literally anything that gives him affection.

>>94332119
That's what beta males do. You weren't aware of this?

>>94330144
So did I. Season 2 was best.

>>94331385
A few episodes humanized her so she wasn't that idealized for Doug. Doug accidentally making her old house collapse for one.
Showing her angry and vulnerable made all the difference between the initial 100% can't have flaws vision and someone he could actually help.
It was pretty damn sweet.
Dunno Disney Doug, I never touched that shit after the first few episodes.

>>94331111
Lol humans.

>>94332482
That season finale was the best the show's ever been.

I wanted Rosa to do what she did and I got more and more excited when it became increasingly apparent she just might, and then she did.

Always rude, that one.

>>94330144
Explain

>>94330066
Realistically, no. Neither with Doug.
High school romances are a thing from the times when people mostly stayed put and didn't have tools to see that an entire world existed outside their towns or cities.
Sometimes they work, but most of the time they don't.
Hell, Patti was Doug's saving grace as a new kid in town. Imagine them getting into a real relationship and then, like all relationships, something goes wrong. So he moves out of town.

>>94332625
Rosa was the best fucking character, hands down. Loved her backstory.

>>94332641
Some show for dykes and numales

>>94332641
Patti's voice actress plays a character on Orange is the New Black.

>>94332710
steven universe?

i still dont get it

>>94332478
He has no one to blame but himself for all his problems

>>94330817
Is this real? This happened to the creator of Doug? Man, that is incredibly sad.

Anyways, I never saw the Disney version of Doug, but I never got the impression that she felt anything for Roger. She seemed like she would be a lesbian.

>>94330108
Where have i heard this before?

>>94332906
You're exactly correct.
working up "the courage" to ask a girl out is a waste of time.

>>94331058
Only in arranged marriages you get what you want.

>>94332718
>Orange is the New Black.

Ah yes, the show that turned my ex into a rug munching bitchy feminist. Fuck this show with a sandpaper dildo

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>>94330108

>>94332320
"I wasn't skitz but now im itchin critical condition
thought i told you not to listen this world wont spinning im floatin im driftin"

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>>94333137

>>94332123

That's interesting because the only thing I remember about Doug was that I liked almost every character that wasn't Doug. I also really liked Roger.

>>94330817

doug was the original cuck

>>94330817
This girl obviously thought they were really close friends and was gracious and friendly enough to invite him to her home and introduce him to the other people she cares about. And the moment it sinks in he has no romantic chance with her, he disregards everything she says to the point he doesn't remember the rest of the evening. That's bullshit.

>>94333137
Call my therapist, tell him he's gonna be loaded

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>>94332912
>Man, that is incredibly sad.

How is it fucking sad? He had every chance to get with her and didn't. She has no obligation to wait for him to grow a pair and it's pretty clear from both this story and how Patty is depicted in the show that DOUG has no real interest in her as a person.

Puppy love may be harmless in highschool but he's an adult and never learned to act like one and see people as people

>>94333790
Too bad, it's life. Being friends with a woman you love but can't have is cringe.

Best to move on.

>>94334008

There's a difference between moving on and being a shallow asshole.

>>94333986
Gay.

>>94334023
Not really. It's nothing shallow.

It's far more disturbing to be in love then still talking to her married. Have to shut down those feelings and move on.

>>94334081

Which he clearly never did. there's more to MOVING ON than never talking to that person again.

>>94333790
I'm going to lay a big gigantic shocker for yea... No matter how much you want to believe it, no straight guy wants to "just be friends" with a female.

>>94332429
So you're saying Doug got Rogered.

>>94334118
But he did. He cut her out. Now get over it.

>>94330817
>pining away for someone you haven't spoken to in a decade
You aren't in love with a person, you're infatuated with a memory. Everyone feeling bad about this is as bad as the guys on /a/ who were mad that girl didn't put her life on hold for coma guy

>>94330066
>She ended up with Roger, right?
yes, and pregnant before college.

>>94334251
>the guys on /a/ who were mad that girl didn't put her life on hold for coma guy
What's this about?

>>94331579
you got a link to that blog?

>>94334368
http://dougfunniesjournal.tumblr.com/

Personally, I always found it telling that with the exception of the Pizza/"I don't know how to cook, Doug! D:" episode and the Girls Can't Play Baseball episode (in which Doug was mostly just a witness to her owning every fucking dude in school at the sport,) all of the Patti/Doug eps on the nicktoons Doug ended with him screwing up something with her:
>Doug (unintentionally and unaware of the ramifications) destroys an old building that was the house she grew up in
>The episode where they get handcuffed to each other, thanks to Doug) and she misses sports practice. This is the closest Doug ever gets to being close to her when Patti admits she could spend less time at sports and more with her friends, but it was sort of exasperated.
>The Episode where Doug had this weirdo lucky streak and kept beating her at any sport or game they played together and she slowly grew hateful and furious over this.
>The horse riding episode ended with him probably having had a concussion and she was rightfully pissed at him for lying about his experience with equestrianism. Nonetheless she still cleaned him up and tried to gently coach him through his mistakes.

They work together from time to time, but in the nicktoons version of the show, Doug's not even 12 (and I fucking hate it when cartoons depict elementary kids as teenagers) and even assuming Patti herself will eventually be interested in boys, she clearly doesn't during the show itself.

....I don't think *any* woman would willingly end up with Roger though, and most gay dudes, neither unless he *really* cleans up after highschool and gets his fucking act together.

>>94330099
WAAAT she got with roger in canon?
damn! someone really hated Doug, well he was a cuck indeed

>>94334295
Erased

>>94334157
I laughed a little too hard at that one

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>>94330160
she is

>>94330066
Why do anons think school friends remain friends into adulthood? A lot of those friends fade away as you move away for university, or work, or whatever.

>>94334126
Bullshit. I don't want to fuck every chick I'm friends with.

>>94332119
This guy got it.

>>94334998
Ignore him, he's retarded

>>94334202
>He cut her out. Now get over it.

That's not getting OVER it that's AVOIDING it

>>94334614
Nah. Plenty of bully's become successful or even civil later.

>>94334866
Facebook fags.

>>94334998
Bs and gay.

>>94331688
tfw Roger getting rich meant he could finally get that sex change operation.

>>94335085
It's cutting her out. It's the best his mind can do.

I always imagined Patty hooking up with Judy.

>>94334126
I disagree.

>>94335265
Bs.

Roger is the type of guy who grows up to be a total fucking Chad. Gets a business degree, lands a corner office, etc.

I mean even the Disney cartoon has him getting rich.

>>94332548
There was also that time Doug beat her at Airhockey or some shit and she got mad about that.

>>94335298
I've got a good female friend towards whom I feel no sexual attraction whatsoever, but we also grew up as neighbors, so that's probably a little different.

>>94331111
>deadchan

>>94334126
This is like saying a straight guy can never truly be raped.

>>94332710
Sounds like something all of /co/ would like then.

>>94335453
Nope. Unless she is fat ok.

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Doug could've easily gotten on Connie. Back in school, just like Doug, instead of chasing a one specific girl I should've stopped to see who was chasing me....

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its so difficult to find good fan art of her .

>>94330066

I genuinely enjoyed this.

https://youtu.be/_hbfANtWCso

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>>94330160
>>94330261
>>94330637
>>94335159

Oh, Douglas. How can I ever really be into experimental theater if I don't experiment?

>>94333038
Where did they touch you, anon?

>>94336538
Well I did that and regret it, so look on the bright side: It could have been shit anyways.

>>94333038

She was a rugmuncher all along.

>>94330066
I refuse to believe that Roger was straight by how obsessed he was with Doug.

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>>94337127
It saddens me that there is not enough porn of her in existence.

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>Would ya like to try my new hair gel, Douglas? It's very expensive!

>>94337616
These three deserve more quality lewds.
>>94336664
>>94337127
>>94336538

Although I've seen one sole image of Connie, and I mean og fat Connie, in a string bikini, that's top-tie.

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>>94337614
Roger was obsessed? Doug was the one writing little stories and doodling Roger every chance he got.
Doug never really acted on his "crush" on Patty is because he was a closet homo. It was all a ruse to throw everyone off; Doug wanted Roger's alpha cock.

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>>94337901
>These three deserve more quality lewds.
Especially Judy; she's a redheaded big sister ffs, it's a law for them to have an shitton of porn

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No Love for Beebe ?

>>94332912
Sex

Chubby Connie, thin Connie, punk Connie. Doug would've been a winner with any one of these.

>>94336538

Especially ironic in that Connie ended up loosing all that weight

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>>94338631
sure

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>>94337115

That was great

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>>94336538
>tfw i did the same thing.

Tho I admit that shit wouldnt have lasted long.

>>94341722
You're right it does not, I found out and asked out. Then she found out what a total sperg I was at the time, well at least I broke her from the idea of 'broody' types anyhow so that is good.

>>94334614
>she clearly doesn't during the show itself
>>94330817
That was a date. It was awkward as fuck, but it was a date.

>>94334669
>>94330099
I cannot fucking believe she actually got with roger in canon wtf. wow........ weird. When u say in real life u mean the voice actors? Isnt the voice actor for roger the same guy who does Fry from FUturama?

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>>94332320

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>>94333629

>>94344781
>royal purple
>"this plastic surgery was VERY expensive, patty"

>>94338631
High maintenance cunt whose dad was probably connected to weird cult shit.

>>94334614
I don't think *any* woman would willingly end up with Roger though, and most gay dudes, neither unless he *really* cleans up after highschool and gets his fucking act together.
It's a shame that Disney came along and made him even more of an awkward friend who just wants to look tough, then, huh?

>>94345782
>women don't like sadistic scumbags
Anon, I...

RICKETSED

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>>94344781
>his deep, royal purple, pillars of Hercules

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>>94337115
It's better then the source materials itself.

>>94345503
calm down Skeeter

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>>94333790
Is it that hard for females to understand why finding out you can never be with someone you have feelings for can be painful for someone?
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
I don't think he's saying he was like "well fuck this bitch I don't care" with this line. Really think what he was trying to say here. Or is it that males don't have feelings and therefore don't deserve sympathy or something?

>>94334295
Young boy and girl from the Erased manga/anime

She clearly likes him a lot and his soul/consciousness went back in time from a timeline where she never survived childhood and he changes events to save her life and they become really close and he becomes her only friend

He winds up in a coma at some point for like 10 years or something and he wakes up to her having a kid with someone else

Upset a lot of fans

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>>94335729
>>94334998