ITT: Normies >Aquaman can only command fish, fucking lame lol

Shit Tier: He talks to fish, what a fag
Shitter Tier: Uhm, ackshually I think you'll find he telepathically manipulates their brains, which are too primitive to understand speech.

Are there actually people who unironically like aquaman, ie the only raped male superhero?

They're right. The only thing worse than Aquaman haters is when the comics/films get defensive about how FUCK YEAH COOL Aquaman is.

>>94311155
But Nightwing, Batman and Deadpool have all been raped?

>>94311155
>>94311171
I mean you can love him or hate him, but he atleast has different powers

>>94311054
Conversely, only neckbeards and fanboys care about the mockery.

Well adjusted individuals know about the source material while still being able to laugh along at the shitty rep he carries from the Super Friends days.

>>94311054
>Normies
>lol
Kill yourself underaged scum.

>>94311215
But children only imitate what they see.
If the board wasn't full of cancer, underage would behave normally too.

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>>94311054

>>94311171
The only thing worse than Aquaman haters are Namor McKenzie fans

>Literally bookless, shallow, edgy Aquaman.

It is like being a Superman hater and a Sentry fan, or a Captain America hater and a Protocide fan.

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I can't even talk about Superman in public. People just shit on him cause they think he's perfect. He has flaws,they're subtle easily understandable if you aren't a cunt.

>>94311501
This
>OMG SUPERMAN'S SO LAME, HE'S JUST LIKE PERFECT I CAN'T RELATE TO THAT
>have you read AllStar?
>LOL NO FUCK SUPERMAN BATMAN'S BETTER

Semi related, why do normies LOVE Batman SO MUCH??

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Aquaman was lame as can be and then people decided to turn him into Namor so that he would be taken seriously

I really don't like how Aquaman is now as grim and broody as Batman. It seemed like he used to be more hopeful and optimistic, similar to Superman. But after everyone called him gay for so long, they tried to make him Toughbro McCoolguy

>>94311559
Because he has no powers, so ANYONE could be Batman, EVEN ME!

>>94311559
>Semi related, why do normies LOVE Batman SO MUCH??
christopher nolan

>>94311239
I'd still call out underage shitters.

>>94311589
But that's bullshit he has money and damn near decades of training.

>>94311561
Namor isn't taken seriously beyond the gay community (he is less popular than Jay Garrick nowadays) nor is Aquaman grim and broody. Nice bait though.

>>94311197
Different how? He talks to fish.

Other than that he's fucking Sea Superman now.

>>94311444
At least he had that Universal movie in the 1990s. Like it or not, nobody's ever going to do a better job than that.

>>94311561

He's not broody, just serious. And he's definitely not grim. How could anyone be grim with a wife like Mera?

>>94311672
Other than both being idealistic he and Supes have pretty much nothing in common

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>John Stewart is better than Hal Jordan
Alternatively they don't even know who Hal Jordan is.

>>94311672
>At least he had that Universal movie in the 1990s.
A movie less relevant than a random episode of Teen Titans Go. Hardly an achievement.

>>94311743
>John Stewart is better than Hal Jordan
the only people that say this are idiots

>>94311054
Aquaman is lame though

>>94311155
>>94311193
Also Spiderman was gay raped.

>>94311775
Better than the alternative and more popular than all the Inhuman royal family added up.

>>94311743
Comics John Stewart is boring as fuck

>>94311878
And Hal was a dead corpse puppet strung off Geoff Johns dick. What's your point?

>>94311966
That it sucks because GL is a nice concept but it's been poorly executed for a while

Also, green is my favorite color

>>94311966
Never dead. He was the Spectre.

Both are better than dick ride anyway.

>>94311966
That Jordan was still better than John "I'm black and I was in the army" Stewart and Kyle "definition of wet fart" Rayner.

>>94312136
>Kyle "definition of wet fart" Rayner.
I'm legit sad because he's a designer and there's not a lot of us on the media

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>>94311780
But did he enjoy it?

>>94312178
Yes.

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>>94312358
As expected.

>>94311561
Stop being full of shit. Aquaman has always been Chad McDude even in the golden age. The only time he was ever a fag was Waid's JLA year one.

>>94311054
Nah, the hip thing normalfags do now is "woah! Aquaman is badass! He's super strong from being able to withstand crushing depths and he can mind fuck Cthulhu!!!"

>>94311054
>Batman isn't a superhero! He doesn't have superpowers!

>>94312439
Anon, we already knew op was a normalfag you don't have to spell it out kiddo.

>>94311559
Because he IS BATMAN and CAN DO ANYTHING but he is HUMAN so he has FLAWS but he has PLANS TO KILL THE WHOLE LEAGUE and given enough prep time he could defeat ANYONE

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>>94311054
Normies shitting on Guy Gardner

>>94312642
If the person KNOWS who Guy Gardner is, then he isn't a normie. He is a casual at least.

>>94312642
I never see people shit on Guy himself, only his costume. Which, in all honestly, is a pretty legitimate gripe.

>>94311672
>He talks to fish.
He commands aquatic life. And if he really feels like it he can give people seizures.

>>94311054
Doesn't Namor do the same though? Why is it bad Aquaman does it?

Doesn't Ivy talk to plants? Should she be considered a joke?

>>94312984
Namor is just some dude that pesters the Fantastic 4. Aquaman is a mainstay of the Justice League.

>>94311155
I like Aquaman. Come at me

>>94312984
>Doesn't Ivy talk to plants? Should she be considered a joke?
You're lucky if someone remembers her being anything else than Harley's fuckdoll

>>94313057
So, is okay to "talk to fish" if you are a supposedly menacing super-villain, but no if you are a hero?

Wasn't Namor part of a bunch of groups, including Avengers and X-Men?

>>94313155
And the original Defenders!

>>94311635
>Money and training
Both are things normal people can get.

>>94312642
One Punch

>>94311559
Common perception is that Batman got his power from his discipline and intellect, while Superman got it from his birth. The reality that both are narrative royalty is lost on the masses.

>>94313057
Namor floods New York on a monthy basis and is almost as strong as the Hulk, plus he has wing feet. IMPERIUS REX

>>94313131
>Poison Ivy being objectified
The irony is too painful to be funny.

>>94313260
>almost as strong as the Hulk
Got fucked by Black Panther.
>plus he has wing feet.
You say that like it is a good thing.

He also has no good stories and a heavily gay fanbase.

>>94313260
Old school namor could also mimic sea life, so electric eel shit or sonar were possible. He slowly just stopped using those over time.

>>94313393
>Got fucked by Black Panther.

Black Panther only beats people because of the race card

>>94311738
>He has the ability to breathe underwater and possesses a superhuman physique strong enough for his lungs to work unaffected by the immense pressure and the cold temperature of the ocean depths, also making him tough enough to withstand attacks from superhuman opponents and resist machine gun fire.[67]
>He also possesses superhuman strength as a result.[68]
>Aquaman frequently displays feats of Super-Atlantean (the average Atlantean can lift/press approximately 2 tons) and Superhuman strength
>he has proven capable of leaps up to 6 miles.[69]
>He threw an 8000-ton Soviet sub from the ocean floor (2.5 miles deep) to the surface and completely out of the water.[70]
>Aquaman and Wonder Woman both pulled a Naval Super Carrier through the ocean and onto land, They weigh at the least 70,000 tons or 140,000,000 lbs.[71]
>He single-handedly fights and defeats one of DC's most feared and toughest to defeat villains The Shaggy Man whose power and abilities are on par with Doomsday.[72]
>He has broken off a tectonic plate sending it crashing down to the ocean floor.[74]
>He can swim at very high speeds, capable of reaching speeds of 3,000 meters per second[67]
>(10,800 km [roughly 6,700 miles] per hour)
>and can swim up Niagara Falls.[75]
>He also has swum to the four corners of the world gathering magic crystals needed to save the earth all within a few hours,[71] and outswam a jet going Hyper-Sonic speed (6000 mph).[76]
>He can see in near total darkness and has enhanced hearing granting limited sonar.[2]
> the ability of unaided flight under his own power


yeah nothing like definitely no power creep going on with the Justice League at all

>>94313406
>Old school namor could also mimic sea life, so electric eel shit or sonar were possible
Honestly sillier than "talk to fishes".

>>94311155
>Batman

Just out of curiousity which renditions of Aquaman actually have him control water?

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>>94313393
The old Namor stories in Tales to Astonish were fun. Be mad.

>>94313447
Namor only appears in books to appease the gay crowd. Your point?

>>94311054
If I was him I would have sex with dolphins and put starfish on by ballsack all day.

>>94311501
>Superfag
>haSHITmete no gal
Horrible taste.

>>94313481
The most famous was during Peter David's Aquaman run which is criminally underrated.

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>>94311878
That wasn't always the case
>DC cancelled this while it was selling at 80k.
Over 20 years later and I'm still mad.

>>94311054
>Iron Man has no good comics

>>94313497
Black Panther a shit and I don't give a fuck about fishfag. BP is basically Batman with preptime replaced by I'M FUCKING BLACK

>>94313531
>That wasn't always the case
Yes it was. Stewart has always been as exciting as warm milk.

Even after coming to like Aquaman, I gotta say, his fans have a chip on their shoulders large enough to put Lays out of business.

>>94313485
Oh, yeah. A classic right here. Already less popular and relevant than last week's Teen Titans.

Please, people talked more about Aquaman getting a new artist than about Namor dying. The gay crowd simply isn't large enough to make him matter.

>>94313502
>If I was him I would have sex with dolphins
You wouldn't have a choice.

>>94313575
So you didn't read Mosaic or most of the comics preceding it? John being boring is a very post 80's thing.

>>94311054
People only like Aquaman to be contrarian.

but what a pleasure it might be

>>94311155
Nightwing.

>>94311054
>SO, WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT? SUPERMAN OR GOKU?
>BATMAN
>OMG U ARE RIGHT LOL

>>94313613
>Oh, yeah. A classic right here. Already less popular and relevant than last week's Teen Titans.

>I'm a massive casual with a big mouth
ftfy

>>94311054
Total pleb here, I get that Aquaman isn't lame for that, but that doesn't make him cool by default. So is Aquaman cool? And if so, what make him cool?

>>94313672
>I'm an insecure Namorfag
Aren't you all?

Sorry if Teen Titans is more important than "Fishman fights monster of the week".

>>94313626
He was boring then too. Mosaic and the destruction of Xanshi before it were try hard attempts to make a boring character interesting.

>>94313613
One of my favorite comics of all time has Namor as the antagonist, where Daredevil is trying to stop him from destroying New York. Daredevil, of course, is way out of his league but he gives his everything to even just slow Namor down. Even though he totally trounces Daredevil, in honor of his warrior spirit, Namor leaves the surface world in peace. That's why I liked old school Namor; he wasn't a villian, he wasn't a hero, he was interesting character with actual motivations.

>>94313742
>Sorry if Teen Titans is more important than "Fishman fights monster of the week".

So you just shit on classics that you haven't read? got it

>>94313832
That's a dope story.

>>94313832
1 - If he is trying to destroy New York, he is a villain.
2 - The fuck are his motivations that make him so interesting? You didn't say.

>>94311743
Fuck remember when the 2011 movie was coming out and faggots were screaming about white washing because they thought the cartoon was be all end all?

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>lol nicolas cage

>>94313844
>Namor stories
>Classics
If anything, last week's "Teen Titans" is more of a classic than his dumb adventues. Are you aware that Namor recommended list has only ONE Namor story? He isn't even a character with good stories to begin with, let alone classics.

>>94313947
This kinda happened with Iron Fist this year

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>>94313914
>1 - If he is trying to destroy New York, he is a villain.

Sorry, he's actually trying to conquer it for Atlantis. His Warlord, Krang, pressures him into doing it because Atlantis has a a claim on the surface world and Krang says his subjects are growing restless because Namor hasn't fulfilled his duty as King

>2 - The fuck are his motivations that make him so interesting? You didn't say.

Basically, as King, he has a responsiblity to his people. This leads him to do hero stuff like protect them from the monster of the week, or villian stuff like trying to conquer New York. But he's neither hero nor villian, he's a king, and heavy is the head that wears the crown.

>>94314130
>Sorry, he's actually trying to conquer it for Atlantis. His Warlord, Krang, pressures him into doing it because Atlantis has a a claim on the surface world and Krang says his subjects are growing restless because Namor hasn't fulfilled his duty as King
Then he is a villain. "I will attack innocent people to be more popular among my underlings" is a villain thing.

>Basically, as King, he has a responsiblity to his people.
If his responsibilities involve attacking innocent people, then he is a villain. He is hardly the only king in comics.

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>>94312642
>Guy is a Red Lantern
I'm so glad I don't read DC anymore

>>94314247
>He is hardly the only king in comics.

Yeah, Doom, Black Panther and Black Bolt all pretty much do the same thing as Namor, protect the interests of their own even to the detriment of outsiders.

>>94314298
He was a Red Lantern and it was great. Best thing Soule has ever written.

>>94313992
Marvel Mystery Comics #8 Namor Vs Human Torch

Daredevil #7

His early Fantastic 4 appearances

His own book with Dr. Dorcas, Tiger Shark, The Stalker stealing earths water

Super Villain Team-up

The Defenders

Roy Thomas Invaders

Yeah, nothing there at all...

>>94314472
>His own book with Dr. Dorcas, Tiger Shark, The Stalker stealing earths water
>the state of Namor classics

>>94314574
Troll

>>94314472
He was pretty fun in Defenders. Marvel should bring back the Hulk/Dr. Strange/Namor/Silver Surfer incarnation for a miniseries or something.

>>94314656
They had that more comedy focused one in 2005 by Keith Giffen and JM DeMatties that was fun.

I can't believe that was 12 years ago. Damn I'm old.

>>94314604
Only a troll would think that...
>Dr. Dorcas, Tiger Shark, The Stalker stealing earths water
... is a classic.

Classic is "For the Man Who Has Everything".

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>>94311639
THE GAY COMMUNITY!?

>>94313481
When he had that water hand.

>>94311559
Well how many good examples of Superman do they have to go on?

>well there's

In cinema. Most normies...well ALL don't know about All Star Superman. And the only alternative they have to go on is fucking what?

"Man of Steel"? Did you feel inspired watching that movie as much as the new trailer claims we were?

>>94311054
To be fair, Aquaman is extremely uninteresting.

He has very little in the way of personality. Almost every interpretation of Arthur outside the main universe comics is a completely different guy because of this.

>>94314788
>Classics are only classics when everyone and their grandma knows about them

You are violently casual

>>94311155
NuLobo was raped

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>>94311155
Hell yeah

>>94311559
Looks cool and seen as the "mature" superhero.

>>94314865
lel, some shitty mook with a gun made him bleed

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>>94314816
It is well-known that Namor fans like him for homosexual reasons.

"I like Namor for his classics", said no one, ever. They like him because he looks like ugly, middle-aged gay stripper. And they think his "always angry at things" attitude makes him badass.

Very low-tier power fantasy.

>>94314725
Hey thanks for the rec, I'll check it out.

>>94314852
Agreed.

>>94314940
It's Giffen/DeMatteis so don't expect classic Defenders but it's still really fun.

>>94314922
>"I like Namor for his classics", said no one, ever.

Except for all the people in this thread who have already said that.

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>>94311743
>Johnfags are STILL butthurt from that decade old cartoon for children

I'm an unapologetic Halfag and I ain't even intimidated by Jessica getting some limelight

>>94314852
Not true. "Doom Patrol" is a classic and isn't well-known. Classic nonetheless.

Namor just doesn't have classics. Just accept it. You can't decide that his by-the-books adventures are classics, it doesn't work that way.

>>94311155
yes.
And they have such a chip on their shoulder about his popular perception that they constantly try to frame liking Aquaman as some sort of purity test, as though there aren't die hard comics fans that hate every character out there.
They are the saddest, most pathetic fans in a hobby full of sad, pathetic fans.

>>94315036
Well, Namor was a Phoenix 5

>>94311444
You apparently know fuck all about Namor, which is really just hilarious. At least the one thing most aquatards reliably have is decent comic knowledge.

>>94315131
Yes, in the great classic "Avengers vs. X-Men".

lel

It is better than his other stories, I will give you that.

>>94311155
Apollo and the guy from Invincible were raped too

>>94315036
Namor being found by Johnny Storm is indeed a classic by pretty much any rational measure.

Of course, we're arguing with an aquatard who is extolling the virtue of the last issue of fucking teen titans, so rationale is right the fuck out.

>>94313203
He also has had dead parents longer than most. The window for being Batman closes if your parents aren't dead when you hit 8 years old.

>>94313713
He's like a way less jokey Spider-Man but his problems involve whole countries, the media makes him out to be a joke or a menace, and he's a perpetual outsider among earth's supergroups.

>>94315289
Time to make up for lost time.

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Rape by deception isn't rape if you're completely sober and not drugged.

You were pumping your dick a second ago, yeah fucking right. Deadpool and Aquaman weren't raped you sissy boys. Nightwing and Apollo? Now that was rape.

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>>94311743
>black man walks into a comic store asking if they have any comics with "the black Green Lantern from the 'Justice Friends' show"
>black co-worker asks why they made Green Lantern white, as well as why they've never made Batman black, as if I'm some end-all be-all knowledge bank of the inner workings of DC
That last one was particularly fun with the Baltimore riots happening around that time.

>>94315259
Nope, it's only importance comes from the fact that it made the FF interact with another Marvel character. The story itself is nothing.

>>94314922
"It is well known"

Nope. I mean, it seems reasonable. But it's not "Well known." There are no duelling articles about it, or interviews, or polls on major comics sites. What you have is "I remember when people agree with me online" bias.

What is "Well known" is things like "Power Girl is disproportionally likely to be cosplayed compared to her sales figures." or "Harley Quinn's popularity and marketability is surpassing other, more traditionally popular Bat Characters" and "Batman Vs. Superman was terrible"

You need to source shit. You can't just include your conclusion in your premise, else you just sound like a dumbass, desperate aquatard.

>>94315036
You are massively casual. Most comic readers know Doom Patrol.

>>94313155
>>94313198
He was in the original group. The Invaders.

>>94315384
>as well as why they've never made Batman black
i believed you until you said this

>>94315401
You're an idiot. It's one of the first links between Marvel Comics and the Golden Age of comics. You really know nothing and are an empty, stupid troll. 5/7, you got me.

>>94311054
>Anyone who thinks Red Hulk is cool
>Anyone who wanted a Civil War movie
>Anyone who wants the DCEU Batman movie to be about Red Hood

>>94315036
>Not true. "Doom Patrol" is a classic and isn't well-known. Classic nonetheless.
anyone who watched the Teen Titans show as a kid knows the Doom Patrol

I've never read a DP comic until Rebirth and I knew what it was. The DC cartoons did a great job of introducing kids to the universe.

>>94315175
He was also in MUH PHOENIX

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>>94315419
I wish I was making it up anon, but it did happen.

>>94312400
What do you think Skip's been up to these days?

>>94314905
Perfect amount of durability, desu.

Any more and normie bank robbers aren't a threat because bullets would just ping off (Superman).

And less and normie bank robbers aren't a threat because bullets would just miss (Batman).

w-when did spiderman get raped?

>>94311501
This. When people shit on Superman and their response is "He's too powerful," I know they've never read his comics.

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>>94311054
Just show them this but explain who darkseid is first

>>94311155
Aquaman is great. I even brought his celerbation of 75 years
>>94311131
yeah I wish they would let him just talk to fish. Commanding fish and talking to the big sea monsters is an acceptable compromise though.

>>94315439
>>Anyone who wanted a Civil War movie
Nobody wanted a Civil War movie, nobody knew shit about CW until it was announced, then all the buzzfeed trendy videos on FB started appearing with shit like
>CIVIL WAR WAS AN EVENT ON MARVEL COMICS
>IRON MAN VS CAPTAIN AMERICA FOUGHT BECAUS-
then they all jumped to the bandwagon

>>94315505
uh is that thanos? dc really does have the worst characters lol

>>94315406
Yes, but not grandma.

Is that your argument? That Namor has great classics that no one knows nothing about? Why do people know fucking Doom Patrol classics, but not Namor's? Why his classics are different?

It is simple: he doesn't have. He is a static character that only has two traits: being always angry at things and wanting to fuck people's wives. That is it. Nothing more. You can't write good stories with that shit, and nobody did.

Go back to your """classics""", Namorfag.

>>94311780
Oh shit I forgot about that.
That was a psa type thing though so it does not count even if it is canon.

>>94315505
Darkseid is such a jobber. Why does he even bother anymore?

>>94311561
Aquaman should be a halfway point between supes and bats

>>94315498
The first or the second time?

>>94315500
Agreed. Although his power set does prove difficult for writers to work with in team books. Writers often find convenient reasons to not include him or have him Job to something stupid. Morrison's JLA has Supes gone a bunch or Job. Thor kinda does the same thing.

>>94315587
But where should Aquaman be relative to Wonder Woman?

It's never conclusive because their abilities aren't really defined. It's annoying.

>>94313457
When has aquaman ever had flight?

>>94315446
So people know Doom Patrol classics because of two episodes of Teen Titans? That's why their story is more important, relevant and popular than "Namor villains trying to steal water"?

>>94315535
Just accept that some people like Namor! He's been around 1939! He's a fun antagonist! He has some cool stories! You don't have to love the character personally, just understand that he has some fans!

>>94315535
>Yes, but not grandma.

You just went full retard.

>>94315629
You shouldn't try to measure him against wonder woman because nobody can decide how to fucking write her.

>>94315615
Can you summarized what occurred, give me links or, most preferably, post pictures of these incidents?

pls

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>>94315498

>>94315644
The Stalker issue is great. That's old school comics fun right there.

>>94315668
ugh that wasn't hot at all
now im just sad

>>94314298
Everybody has been a red lantern

>>94315653
>Classics are only classics when everyone and their grandma knows about them.
>But Doom Patrol is a classic.
>W-Well, everyone knows about Doom Patrol.
>Yes, but not grandma.
C'mon, you can understand that, can't you?

>>94313406
That sounds cool.

>>94315668
Did Uncle Ben beat Skip's ass?

>>94315645
>You don't have to love the character personally, just understand that he has some fans!
I understand that. I just like to mock people for liking shit characters because they appeal to their homoerotic fetishes.

>>94315803
>shit characters that appeal to homoerotic fetishes.
literally the only reason I read Nightwing.

>>94315663
I'm sorry, I was thinking about hulk being raped, not spider-man

>>94315736
Early character powers can be fun that way. So many get lost over time it's kind of sad.

>>94315745
He Raped Skip.

>>94315845
>hulk being raped
STOP PEAKING MY INTEREST/DICK
post all of them

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>>94315803
Just stop, you sad troll

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>>94315877
If Uncle Ben was Batman, then Gotham would finally be safe.

>>94315829
Dick has more to him than "I am angry and wanna fuck Sue imperiues rex". Hence why he can hold his own book while Namor can't.

>>94314000
Kinda but no, since Finn Jones has always been white, and internet journalists are fucking ideological retards.

>>94315938
Dick is the least interesting Robin.
Less interesting than Tim even.

>>94315938
Batfags will buy /anything/ bat related. Quality or depth of character isn't required.

>>94311193
Don't forget Lobo and Kyle

>>94316050
It's true. However, most of the Nightwing books were at least OK.

>>94316025
We are not comparing Dick with the other Robins (all of them popular characters on their own), we are comparing him to Namor (a character less popular than Jay Garrick for good reason).

Also, isn't Dick outselling Captain America fo a while now?

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How come male rape is funny?

>>94311155
I always liked him. Started off just cheering for the underdog when I was a kid. Started reading his new52 stuff when I was older and really learned to love and appreciate him more as a character.

>>94315629
In some continuities Aquaman can rival a (normal) Superman in the water. Fair to say he can match/surpass wondy. But she normally has him licked in speed.

But Aquaman only gets scratched by bullets, Wondy is outright shot by them. But I think wondy takes blunt better.

A real toss up between them honestly. How it should be.

>>94316078
>Dick outselling Captain America for a while now
If that's true, it's probably because of people like me who want a peak of his ass when he twirls.

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>>94316118
When was the last time Wondy was actually shot by a bullet? Her power levels change so often I wouldn't even doubt that she's impervious now. I know Injustice isn't canon, but this is the most recent thing I can think of where she either took a bullet or was a shot by one. Do you have any pictures since Rebirth or in the past few years?

>>94316191
If Wonder Woman can tank bullets like that, why does she always use her bracers to block them?

>inb4 Super-Antics comic

Actually, post it anyway, it's hilarious.

>>94316253
>why does she always use her bracers to block them
Because it looks cool I guess. Or the booby thing.

Any recommended aquaman reading?
I just realized Ive only read one or two of his comics.

>>94315936
>Bruce Wayne raising orphan Peter Parker
>Spider-Robin
Now there is a story I would read

>>94316093
Men making fun of men = funny
Women making fun of men (and vice versa) = funny when its gender banter, shit when its someone trying to "get" the other side
Women making fun of women = shitty jokes, otherwise jokes you could apply to men

>>94316658
The Current John's run and pre-rebirth runs are solid. PAD's Aquaman is great.

>>94316792
>The Current John's run
Current is Abnett.