>"H-Hey anon, can you be my editor?"

>>94310986
No

But I believe Hitler was evil, why would I work for a Nazi?

uhhh... why? I have no experience as an editor or in the publishing industry. I can help you find one but I am really not the person to be asking to edit.


*kisses her*

>>94310986
Go back to >>>/pol/

*unzips dick*

Sure

no you white supremacist

Leave your hair grow long again and it's a deal.

>>94312202
>he doesnt like pixie cuts

>>94312202
>>94312469

ponytail >> both

>>94310986
"No but I can make you resemble your self portrait more"

>>94312469
My nigga, pixie cuts are patrician.

>>94312202
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good short haired qt?

post more rare Sarah's

>>94311674
>>94312081
>>94312154

I feel like I'm missing something.

Is there actually a reason for the hate on her or is it just that she very rarely makes a pms joke and this makes men confused and angry?

>>94313219
/pol/ shat on her and edited her comics until the time her pic was released and they got confused and went "wtf I love sarah andersen now!"

>>94310986
No, but I can culturally enrich you like in your fanart

Only if I can edit your anus with my dick.

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>>94313118

She's alt-right, anon.

>>94310986
Who the fuck are you?

>>94310986
Sure thing my beautiful nazi waifu

Now by "edit" you mean...holocaust denial....or....blowjob......? I can't tell which expression I'm reading right now.

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>>94310986

No, I'm still holding out for Alie Brosh.

>>94312469
I like long hair. You can do more with it. Also I like when it's sweaty and matted. Also in bush and slight leg hair if it's peach fuzz.

>>94310986
is she recovering from cancer treatment?

Sarah please by my gf

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>>94310986
>A girl with short hair that actually looks good

>>94314543
no

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>"H-Hey anon, wanna star in my new rom-com movie set in WW2 Auschwitz?"

>>94310986
No fuck you roastie bitch. Women have done nothing but bring pain and sadness to my life. I hope you all die.

>>94315769
t.r9k

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>>94313971
I'm fairly certain than in a fight, fair or otherwise; Allie Brosh would wipe the fucking floor with her. Bitch is legitimately fucking crazy and could probably channel that pent up tard rage she very clearly has.

>>94313415
That bunny's a dick.

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>>94315918

>>94313415
>but it will
What did she mean by this?

>>94316029
she's gonna team up with ben garrisson and sam hyde and make Tamerlane look like a joke

>>94310986
Suddenly I am very attracted to this woman's body of work.

>>94313415
Please tell me this isn't an edit.

>>94317634
it is

>>94317762
Dammit Anon, you were supposed to let me live a happy lie. I don't come here to have to deal with the disappointment of reality.

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>ywn be her bf and get drawn into her comics.

Is the boyfriend in her comics even real? I bet in reality she's with some hipster who writes for BuzzFeed.

>>94312469
>>94312971
Both men of culture I see.

>>94315769
But anon you have done nothing but brought pain and sadness to your mother's life, surely that is a fair trade?

Meeting a girl like that is a pretty big part of why I'm trying to make it in the art world. I like making art but I also really want to meet a qt girl with a pixie cut.

I dunno why. Latent homosexuality? Doesn't matter either way. That's my goal and I'm sticking with it.

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>>94317836
Boyfriends are a negative influence on cute female webcomic artists.

>>94314635
So you mean a majority of young women with short hair? Uggos don't have the ovaries to try it except for the ones without hope and thus without fearm

>>94317937
do you have a hard on for tomboys too?

>>94317937
Anon, you've just given me more motivation to finish with the comic script I've been working on than I've had for anything in over a year. Why couldn't you do that before I took my sleeping pills?

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>/pol/ forcing it's memes on other boards AGAIN

>>94318011
If he's into art chicks unlikely, part of their appeal is their sublime feminine sensibility. I guess if you go a bit edgier they can be fairly masculine, but then they're often also sexual deviants, and there's nothing less gay than wanting to fuck horny broads.

>>94310986
I get 10% gross and will hound you like a rabid animal if you miss deadlines.

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>>94313118
>she doesn't know about Sarah "SS" Scribbes.

Sarah is very precious, even though her comic formula is the same as Cowturd.

>>94318110
>carolfag complaining about /pol/
I bet you like America Chavez

>>94318176
I vaguely know of her but I can never tell if the comics I read are hers or edits.

>>94318182
Her comic is undercut with a bit of self-loathing that makes it come across as more genuine.

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>>94310986
She's a cutie pie

>>94318402
What's her comic called and where can I read it

>>94318212
>implying anyone on /pol/ is brave enough to include their real names on their work and accept the consequences for their beliefs

>>94310986
>yes
>*goes drink milkshake*

>>94318011
Kinda. In some ways I think I'm kinda feminine, not overtly faggish but just disinterested in macho culture and being socially assertive. I think maybe a tomboy as my other half could balance me out.
>>94318111
That said, part of me also likes the edgier kind of art chicks cause dominating them would be hotter. A feminist who submits in bed is kind of my fetish.

very quirky, very relatable

that feel when adulting!

>>94318608
good taste anon, may you find a tough girl

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>>94318504
>not creating a pseudonym and satirical persona that presents your true opinions in the guise of parody
Do you even Kelly?

>>94318504
Discretion is the better part of valor.

>>94318402
It's amazing how much work autists will put into this kind of stuff

>>94317991
Bitch is married. Her bf's influence has been there for like, five years now.

>>94318738
And it's been horrible all the way, since the first few "Norrin wrote this!" strips.

>>94318778
I'll be honest, Awkward Zombie was never good.

I've been following her comics since her deviant days when she was 15. They were awful, but I loved them because it was a smash brothers fan comic.

I remember freaking out when I realized she was my age. I thought she could draw so well and thought I'd never be able to do that well.

She wasn't even good. And here I am ten years later as bad as I was then, because I gave up for no reason.

>>94318785
lewd

Post more please.

>>94312839
How

>>94313118
She's the new Ben Garrison

>>94313118
She said something bad about Trump one day, so /pol/ kept editing her comics to the point other /pol/fags thought it was real. Hence the meme.

>>94319544
The edits are pretty funny though.

>>94319544
what did she say about drumpf

>>94319544

No.

She posted comics on the internet, so Ban Garrison fixed them.

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>>94319544
>tfw I already got all I wanted from a Trump Presidency so all that's left is laugh at /pol/ AND /tumblr when he does something stupid.

>>94310986

Yes, I can.
I'm desperate for a new job and I want an escape from my endless retail nightmare.

What kind of benefits are you offering? Health Insurance? 401k?
I have references if you'd like.

>>94310986
Her actual comics are very cute and inoffensive
That's what makes the /pol/ edits even funnier

>>94319629
Ben WHO?

>>94320228
Zyklon Ben Garrison

>>94319544
I'm pretty sure it was before Trump, she said something else that got their attention.

>>94318663
kelly's real name is known you smooth brain

>>94320590
what was it, what did she say?

>>94313118
/pol/ tried ruining her social standing by editing her comics to appear like she was a young republican... It worked to a degree. Anyone smart enough to look into it will see she is basically harmless, but cute.

>>94310986
If by "editor", you mean "guy who will fuck me in the butt while stimulating my slitoris to orgasm", then yes, I can definitely be your editor.

>>94320228
Jackie WHAT?

>>94321628
this

>>94310986
She's cute.

>>94317991
I remember how either /co/ or /v/ exploded when she got married. Good times.

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>>94310986
No, because I don't talk nor tolerate Nazis, I punch them!

>>94320228
Ben "The Montana Merchant Mangler" Garrison

>>94310986
I'd Sarah her Anderson ifyouknowwhatimean

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>>94310986
Sure

>>94322602
wtf I hate her now

>>94312469
Pixie cuts are the signature of a dyke.

>>94323248
>he doesnt want to make a dyke submit to her first cock

>>94320228
Ben "Put a spike through a kike" garrison

>>94322602
>>94323233
XD praise kek ! awoo!

>>94323367
t. reddit

>>94320805
Good job missing the point.

>>94323248
>being a faggot who can't move past the 70's
Pixie cuts are for cute girls. Dykes go for the snowflake style, which generally involves dying their hair and shaving both sides of their head while styling the tuft on the top.

>>94312469
pixie cuts are a little too short for me, I like short length but I like volume too
but to be fair she looks really good with that cut

Can we have one thread about comics/cartoons without /pol/ coming in and shitting it up with their try-hard memes?

>>94324281
This thread is only ostensibly about comics. I mean, the OP is designed for people to sperg out in different ways.

>>94312202
I find it kinda ironic that disliking a "male hairdo" would make you so gay.
But you are.
Like, completely gay.

>>94310986
I'll smash you like there is no tomorr-
I mean, "help you along in this wonderful adventure in the world of indie publishing".

>>94324316
I'm not a faggot in denial

Life is so hard as a pretty thin white girl!!!!!!!!

>>94312469
she'd suit an Anne Frank cut more

>>94318707
Are you forgetting that this comes from the same board that channeled it's autism into trolling Shia Labeouf until he had a mental breakdown?

>>94324316
Saying a Pixie Cut is masculine is like saying tight jeans on a woman are masculine.

>>94325466
But they are. Women for a long time wasn't allowed to wear pants.

Modern women have penis envy.

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You guys are weird

>>94325773
And in olden times men wearing wigs and makeup was masculine, who cares what they thought then?

I like her original comics and the edits. Is there somewhere that collected all the edits?

>>94325773
For a long time men thought shrimp dicks were a sign of masculinity. Grow up, grandpa

>>94325773
You know romans thought it was more masculine to suck a man's dick than to eat a woman out?

>>94310986
I like her style. She reminds me of Sam Raimi. She really makes me think.

>>94317937
what? there's nothing gay about being attracted to short haired girls. I have no idea how did you come up to that conclusion.

>>94326054
technically, no. It was about fucking men in the ass that was considred okay, but getting fucked in the ass was not okay. This is still a thing in prison culture.

>>94326100
The idea was going down on someone is submissive as is, and going down on a woman, who is more submissive than a man, was gayer than going down on a man.

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>>94326054
That doesn't sound right.
However their ideals of chauvinism probably did lead to mean typically being seen as the ideal.
I'm probably misstating this but a lot of Roman Female Statues are literally young mean with titties chiseld on them.
However it could also be due to Female modesty not allowing for an easy access of nude female models.
>>94326165
Gay probably isn't the right term in that case. It's about weakness and submissiveness.
They obviously didn't have the same gay concepts, especially if you can fuck a man in the ass and it's "not gay".

>>94326231
>It's about weakness and submissiveness.
Which they equated with faggotry and femininity.

>>94326254
Back then the only issue is femininity because women are shit tier.
You can fuck and love all the men you want, so long as you're a man about it.

Also I'm a retard, Michelangelo has nothing to do wit Romans other than being a massive fucking Romaboo. And the closest I have to evidence that Romans would be prudish about female nudity is they're Grecoboos who were prudish about that shit but that's hardly actual evidence.

>>94326341
>You can fuck and love all the men you want, so long as you're a man about it.
Right, but getting fucked wasn't being a man about it, it was being feminine, so faggoty.

>>94326379
Womanly.

>>94313415
>hitler really was born on 4/20
wtf i love hitler now

the only reason her low-effort gimmick comics aren't reviled by you sweaty nerds is because she's a cute girl

pathetic

>>94324683
hello virgin

>>94327223
it doesn't hurt that they're cute

Editing Andersen's work means accepting the first 10-15 strips and then rejecting the rest forever because they're all the same.

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>>94310986
Fag face genetics. Like the guy from Dawson creek who played a fag.

>>94326393
Same thing, by their standards.

>>94321605

We touch up her comics, and this is the thanks we get?

>>94326231
You misspelled "men" twice. It's three letters, come on man.

>>94328426
>By their standards
Not at all.
Being a woman period is shit tier in their society.
Men acting like women aren't bad because they're acting like faggots like it'd be seen in our society, it's bad because they're acting like women.

>>94330259
Faggots act like women.

>>94330305
Yes.
But they get shit upon for acting wrong. Nobody cares that a woman acts like a woman. It's normal, good in fact.
Not so when a man does it.

>>94318402
Fuck, what is up with her eyes? She part Alien and part Asian? She definitely does not look solely "white".

>>94330512
I think she's just wearing eyeliner

>>94322097
what is this stance called?