Meanwhile, in Bizarro /co/

>>94293486
>The chinese movie market.jpg

>>94293486
Wait so in Bizarro speak do you not reverse present tense verbs?

Good lord when will they stop churning out these shitty Sbemails, they should have quit while they were ahead like the Simpsons did.

>>94293700
>expecting the bizarre to follow logic

u did not make a wrong

I sure am glad Legend of Korra retroactively made Last Airbender better

>>94293645
is that really accurate, tho?

Is Bizarro Supes slower than the Slowest Gun in the West though?

>>94293486
S no backwards! That am flim flam bizzaro

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>>94293486
>bizzaro superman has the ability to hold down heroing and a family becasue he is the exact opposite of superman

>>94294472
THIS looks like a job for!-
*phonebooth*

Clark Kent!

>>94293486
Wouldn't it be Slowest Sword in the East?

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>>94294572
>>94294472
Is he the Superior Superman?

>>94294600
Superman fucking blown the fuck OUT

Shouldn't it be The Slowest Gun in the East?

I fucking love America its easily the best comic Marvel is printing right now

>>94295449
>>94294584
It's set in China they traveled so far east they went to the West.

It's all explained in the movie, which is horridly boring and terrible

>>94294600
>lois wearing the medallion too
Dear lord, the fun they had

>>94295467
pffffffft another straight white male who loves America. Why don't any PoCs like it?

how do you picture Bizzaro sounding when reading?

I think his Superfriends voice works well in this case.

>>94294600
I want a tootsie roll ice cream bar.

>>94295491
this was worst part of movie; characters stopped not doing things to explaining title of movie for 15 minutes.

>>94294258
You tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMiaXULFpLw

>>94295496
I hate segal so much

>>94294600
>half page ads

The worst era

>>94293486
Wait.
Does he not want to see this amazing movie?

>>94298540
now those adds have a whole page for themselves

I like Korra!