She's not waiting for a prince.

>>94291832
She's waiting for my dick.

>>94291832
do they ever explain why she has a body?

>>94291832
She's waiting for a princess

>>94291876
it's for r34

>>94291832
She looked cuter as a princess

She's a strong and independent emoji who don't need no meh

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are we seriously having this thread

>>94291876
Does she have a body or is she wearing a skirt

>>94291876
Princess emojis have a torso with a dress

>>94292118
body, although her weird IRL mascot cosume makes it look like a skirt.

Good! Because the only thing I have for her is my smelly, sweaty DICK.

>>94292058
Yes

>>94292303
Wash your dick once in awhile man. Then you might get laid more often.

>>94291832
She honestly read as a lesbian, especially how she rejected Gene.

>>94292748
yes, my perfumed groomed swinging dick out in the open will surely attract more females

>>94292765
I find funny how to make empowered women that need no man they basically turn them into dudes with boobs.

>>94292765
>especially how she rejected Gene.
Geez, what a feminist bitch

>>94292853
Well, that's all a man is. A woman with an extra chromosome that makes him empowered and competent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8L5kD9aFw8

This was cute scene. (I didn't pay to watch this shit heap, I'm just looking through this guy's recordings)

So what in fuck was this movie actually about?

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>emojipedia is completely silent about this movie

>>94292853
And of course, all that really does is make women turn into ugly dykes and cause weak men to become transbians out of thirst/loneliness.

They never write it the other way around either, where a cis woman grows up in a very masculine environment and only wishes to be feminine and dainty but is afraid of being seen as less of a person for wanting that. Instead, they make it a man who wants to be a tranny because "diversity" and "inclusion".

>>94292960
They're ashamed

>>94292948
bUrself (I'm not joking)
also please buy Just Dance

>>94291832

She is a strong womyn. Men are obsolete now.

>>94292948
>>94293017
and spend lots of money on Candy Crush :^)

>>94293019
OBSOLETE

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>>94292058
ok so hear me out

>>94292880
tbf, Gene deserves to be cucked. It only makes the idea that the gay director wrote his story as a metaphor for coming out even more embarrassing.

>>94293066
Smiler taking advantage of Jailbreak when?

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>>94292058
Claiming my emojifu

>>94292960
They're waiting for April Fools 2018

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>>94293066
Yeah, this bully mom trend needs to keep going on.

>>94293096
Gross, it's better with Mary and Smiler.

Fuck it. I haven't seen this movie, but the character designs are simple enough. Anybody want some lewds? I'll take a few requests if anybody's interested.

>>94293624
Jailbreak in a bikini

>>94293624
Jailbreak tied and gagged with a hand showing her a big ass eggplant.

>>94293601
But Smiler is Jailbreaks mom, so it would make more sense in the context of the picture. But mary/smiler is better

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>>94293624
Mary Meh's reaction to your dick

Is there much porn of that Addie girl out there? She's like the only thing I'm interested in.

>>94293814
Wait for Shadman.

is there a camera rip online yet?

>>94293624
Mel and Mary doing it while looking unimpressed

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>I'm seriously considering watching the Emoji movie because I think the female Emojis are hot.

Kill me.

>>94293921
Then wait for the BD faggot.

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>>94293921
I'm going purely because I waifu the mom character. I'm past the point of shame.

>>94293921
Same, senpai, same.

>>94293991
She's in it for 2 minutes, and just her voice in the credits that's overshadowed by the Hand guy screaming while kicking the eggplant between the legs and making him bump into a crowd which explode (they genuinely die) for some reason, in a very YTP esque manner.

>>94294091
https://youtu.be/U8L5kD9aFw8

I understand that she's not going to be in it for very long and I find her voice very grating, but I still want to watch it.

I-Is drawfag anon gonna deliver or did we got goofed?

>>94294357
Don't worry, I'm workin'!

camrip coming tuesday

>>94293880
If they were going to show that emojis birthing children is a possible thing to do, they should have given the parents clothing. Because as of right now we know for a fact that they don't have genitals since we can see that they don't due to their lack of shame shielding fabric, so how the fuck did the mom give birth? If they had clothes on, their genitals would be implied and we would know where Gene came from, but as of right now it's a damn mystery.

>>94294390
Thank you brave anon.

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she wants a King

>>94293921
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. You can fight this, anon-kun, I believe in you.

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>>94293991
>That milf hairstyle
>those bags under eyes
>the tired expression
S-stop making me find emojis attractive!

>>94294450
Maybe it's technical birth, he's created by programming and machines, or just digital pixels if we're getting meta.

>>94294450
Maybe they just lay eggs from their mouths.

>>94294528
That would make sense, they have a scanning machine kind of like that finger thing that scans two emojis and generates their baby

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>>94294527
Finally you see the light

>>94293991
>>94294718
I just hit rock bottom. Can you post more of her?

>>94294718
What is her problem? Does she just need a good eating out?

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>>94294848
There's not much, but I'll post what I got.

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>>94294855
You'd be depressed too if you had to make the same indifferent face 24/7

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>>94294971
And that's it.

>>94294958
>>94294971
>>94295007
Thanks, senpai!

>>94293777
>9
wait really?

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>>94295029
I wasn't gonna post these but what the hell, we're anonymous, here's some dumb phone doodles I did of her.

>>94295059
I think?

>>94295121
Cute!

>>94294718
etc?

>>94295420
>slightly unhinged female villain
MUH

>>94293706
Here you go. >>>/i/511874

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She was the only redeemable part of the movie

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>>94295121
>tfw you realize due to thei body structure, any possible genitalia would be on the undersides of their fucking chins.

>>94291832
>build up main character
>ha i don't need him
>i'm a strong independent womyn

>>94296238
The movie would be better if they focus more on the humans.

>>94292804
wash your dick because YOU are worth it

>>94296364
>saves him out of feelings for him

she clearly liked him before, which is what makes it specifically shitty

it's not just a twist, it's a fucking lie for the sake of

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We all know what she waiting for...

>>94296881
Would she be a moaner, screamer, or heavy breather?

>>94296364
Well, actually, after she rejects him he becomes an actual Meh, walks off, hand guy asks her what she said to him and she says
"Sigh, it's what I didn't say"
So, like, she did like him, but avoided it because "wah, I don't want to be what everyone expects me to be" but it wasn't wrapped up. properly. But this film is a mess anyway so, no surprise really.

>>94296881
Damn you! Now I'm finding emojis attractive, fml.

>>94296386
Normie movie would be 10x more boring than the Emoji movie so no.

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>>94296238

Are there any camrips of the emoji movie out yet?

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>>94291876
Because they weren't even trying to hide that she's Wyldstyle from the Lego Movie as an emoji.

>>94297535
This whole thing was trying to be the Lego Movie.

>>94291832
and who fucking cares?

>>94296238
Boy that wasn't worth the wait. Step your game up Shad, I was expecting actual eggplant penetration.

>>94296364
and i thought the commercial where they say
""THE SMART CHICK"" and she says "I need brain space" was bad

>>94297782

and Wreck it Ralph
and inside Out

>>94297782
And Wreck-it Ralph and Inside Out.

>>94291924
Too bad I don't care enough to ship her with some emoji bitch.

>>94292887
I always loved marriages that are still strong in contrast to the love dying out. So that scene was a'ight.