ITT: jokes you don't understand

>>94277650

How kafkaesque.

>>94277650
Has anyone figured out what the cow tools jokes is?

I remember reading years ago Oxford put up a £1,000,000 prize for anyone who could figure out the joke... I assume it's still unsolved?

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>>94277650

>>94277700
That smells like bullshit. The joke is "cows would make bizarre tools"

>>94277700
It's literally just "If cows made tools, they would probably look pretty weird"
There's nothing deep or hidden about it, and I remember Gary Larson writing like an entire page in one of the compilation books about how everyone was just overthinking it.

>>94277710
good

>>94277700
A cow patty is just a cow shit smashed to look like a patty. A cow tool is just shit made to look like tools. That's the entire joke, it's not really funny, but it still exists.

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>>94277650
And no it's not an edit.
http://familycircus.com/comics/october-31-2012/

>>94277650
What is the dog referencing? Also the caption below with "don't order"?

>>94277869
>dog

>>94277650
Is this loss?

>>94277650
Is this a JoJo reference?

>>94277865
Isn't it obvious?
Instead of using the simplest costume of all for Halloween, he instead wants something insanely complex.

>>94277700
The joke is that if cows were to make tools, they probably wouldn't be very good. That's it. There's no deeper meaning.

>>94278225
But the one looks like a saw

>>94277869
>dog
Heathcliff is part of our sacred human heritage you fucker

>>94278368
Yes, and that's what caused all the confusion. Gary Larson, to this day, regrets making one of them look like a saw.

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>>94277865
What is not to understand? The child has seen the Emperors Light.

>>94277869
>not reading Heathcliff
wew. Way to miss out on the best newspaper comic in the industry.

>>94277869
It's referencing a Heathcliff comic where a guy in the meat market advises a customer not to order ham (the joke being that Heathcliff will attack her and steal the ham if she orders it).

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Is this an anti-humor thread?

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>>94278513

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>>94278534

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>>94277650

>>94277700
I think the tools are made out of milk or cheese or something. That's why they look so white and have no clear outline.

>>94277865
He doesn't want to be a heretic but his mom doesn't let him.

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> If it's chicken, chicken a la king; if it's fish, fish à la king; if it's turkey, fish à la king.

>>94278513
>>94278575
That's not anti-humor, that's just non-humor. Anti-humor would be "It's 5:30".

>>94277650
I'm pretty sure that the joke with Sneeds Feed & Seed is that it used to be Chuck's Fuck & Suck.

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>>94278575

>>94277650
>Moo's Snoo and Foo

>>94278485
You wish.