IT'S DYING! Get in here!

The reviews will do the most damage to its legs going forward.

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>mfw it'll still gross more than homecoming

Isn't this the film that determines if Sony films stays open?

Don't fuck us over China.

>>94257663
I believe it's one of the films they were banking on being a summer blockbuster hit.

>>94257705
They were saying it would be a major franchise. Still, Sony hsa been releasing a shit ton of films this year. Baby Driver, this, Spider-Man, Dark Tower...

>>94257663
>>94257705
Emoji movie and the new Jumanji. Sony is fucking finished. And that phrase is no longer a meme for once.

>>94257560
I just wanna know how many people came and walked out on the movie (or even better: demanded a refund)

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CRASHING THIS COMPANY

Halle-fuckin'-lujah!
Still, I kinda wanna see Smurfs: The Lost Village.
Is it any more faithful than the other adaptations?

The Emoji Movie
July 29, 1:50 PM, 45% full
Regal Hunt Valley Stadium 12, Hunt Valley, MD

Trailers:

My Little Pony: The Movie (small chuckles)
Daddy's Home 2 (laughs)
The Lego Ninjago Movie (small laughs, murmurs)
Ferdinand (laughs)
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (laughs, a 5 year old saying "I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT!")
The Star (laughs, murmurs at the cast)

Laughter was very scattered throughout. I think only about 4 times was there complete laughter from the audience. For some reason though, a few people clapped when this shitshow of a movie was over

So it cost 50 million to make, but what did they spend on marketing? I remember ASM2 fucking itself with ludicrous amount it spent on advertising. Also will Jumanji save them? I know its blasphemy but I cant see doing poorly with that cast

Hypothetical Question Time.

What if you woke up one morning and you realized you were a Character in the movie.

Who would you be and what would you do?

Why do you care?

>>94258114
Im willing to bet the marketing was double or triple the budget for this one

>>94257560
Yes! Crash Sony film studios forever! Release us from their curse!

>>94257560
What really hits it home is that the movie isn't just bad, people are leaving the theater depressed with the state of the world and wishing for death because it was just so terrible for so many reasons.

It actually makes people hate life because of how bad it is.

I've never seen a movie fail in that way that badly.

>>94258295
I recall several audiences hating The Devil Inside because the ending was a link to a website

>>94257998
The animation and models are fine, but the writing and plot is absolutely awful

"Independent girl power that shows up silly males" is the theme

>>94258079
Why did you go see it?

>>94258079
>Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
>A fucking video game instead of the board game
And they made the decision of switching the game because...?

>>94257998
Based on the previews it looked pretty good to me (except for >hashtag)

>>94258368
I didn't, that was someones crowd report from another website.

>>94258079
>My Little Pony: The Movie (small chuckles)

The trailer isn't very funny, but then it's not really trying to be. It's got more of a Disney Renaissance "look at this magical adventure with songs" vibe to it.

>Daddy's Home 2 (laughs)

Still hard to go wrong with Will Ferrel.

>The Lego Ninjago Movie (small laughs, murmurs)

The trailer has one joke, and that's "his dad is the bad guy." Most people I know feel like this movie is just filler before Lego Movie 2, it's watering down the brand.

>Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (laughs, a 5 year old saying "I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT!")

That kid's gonna be mad when The Rock becomes president.

>For some reason though, a few people clapped when this shitshow of a movie was over

I'd celebrate too if I'd just been released from prison.

Strange. Despite the negative reviews for Transformers, that movie series took FIVE movies before it bombed.

This is beginning to bomb the SECOND DAY.

>>94257560
When you think Hollywood cant be dummer and incompetent
they show you how wrong you are.

>>94258387
Because SONY suits literally think board games are outdated and no one plays them. The entire idea is fucking infuriating to me, ITS A FUCKING MAGIC BOARD GAME, YOU DONT NEED TO UPDATE IT. Moreover, they neutered the fuck out of the concept. In the original you were anticipating what sort of jungle nightmare would come out next, and in this movie its just 4 well known stars prancing through a regular jungle. The new Jumanji is the epitome of missing the point, which is a good example of where SONY is right now

>>94258493
Negative reviews don't always kill a movie. Transformers made bank for a good while despite being skewered by critics.

Sony or DC (Warner Brothers), which company is more of a failure?

There's like 4 threads of this movie right now.
I fucking hope you don't make more to celebrate it will be dead or something.

>>94258138
I get to chose?
/vg/ but fuck you I'll go with that MC that gets with my husbando

>>94258537
I wonder what kind of idiotic explanation will they use in the movie to justify the change to a videogame. After all, this is a SEQUEL, not a reboot or a spin-of.
They not only have to justify the game changing formats, but also they have to explain how the game came back from FRANCE.
>"Jumanji is a living portal that changes with the times! It was a board game back in the 20th century but now is a video game!"
And for the record, the thing looks like a generic Pong rip-off console from the 70s.

>>94258138
A noose so I can go about doing God's work.

>>94258537
Jumanji isn't some classic tale, it's based on a picture book where kids play a board game and jungle stuff appears around them, then they finish the game and it all goes away. The 90's was just as a radical revision as this movie.

>>94258438
/mlp/ has no faith in the pony movie and theres little reason to believe that it will do better than Jem and Holograms. There is a lot of Hasbro execs fucking with the movie.

>>94258807
Magic.

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>>94258924
Yeah.
The magic, of Atari.

>>94258893
If i was making a movie i would have a board game that not only make a jungle appear but all kind of wierd shit like creating clones of players, having animals talk, spawn zombies and all other kind of shit you would expect from reading Necronomicon.

I would make the game more dangeorus than and mysterious than just meeting a rhino or a spider.

>>94259024
K

>>94258893
>Jumanji isn't some classic tale
Well, at least it was fun. Far more fleshed out than the book (which admittedly is the case with most media based on children's books).
Also, if you love animals and pseudo-african stuff then the movie is a blast to watch.

>>94258893
I never said it was. The point is the original movie wasn't afraid to make the game seem threatening or borderline horror movie. A lot of family movies these days are too safe for the sake of maximum profits. Just look at this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPGzPHzdU2Q
and compare it to the reboot. The new one looks boring because theres helicopters and thugs on motorbikes for some reason

>>94258912
What a shocker

Sony is the one doing the sonic the hedgehog movie. Right?

>>94257764

New Jumanji sucks? I was hoping it'd be good. or at least entertaining.

>>94258334

Really? The Devil Inside doesn't have an ending?

>>94259649
Yeah, but it's been delayed like two or three times.

>The Emoji movie is tracking at $27 million
If they spent more than double on marketing, then this film has to be a hit in the international markets to be a success. Here's hoping it crash & burns.

>>94258552
In everyone's defense, you don't watch Transformers expecting Citizen Kane. You see it for cool 'spolsions!

The first one was novel enough and provided enough cool splosions to enjoy the show. by the time the 5th one came out, the novelty had worn off and there were better splosions to watch.

>>94258079
>a few people clapped
maybe as a joke? thanks for the info though

>>94258912
>/mlp/ has no faith in the pony movie

Oh gee, /mlp/ is being baselessly negative, how very unusual.

>theres little reason to believe that it will do better than Jem and Holograms. There is a lot of Hasbro execs fucking with the movie.

There's a lot of Hasbro execs fucking with the Transformers movies too and the LEAST successful one of those made half a billion dollars.

Seriously, though, this movie's budget is super low for a cartoon. So long as it opens in the top five it'll turn a profit. They're not shooting for huge blockbuster numbers, that's why it comes out in an off month like October.

>>94258774
>the haters gave us free advertising so now everyone will see it huur

This sounds like the exact same thing the feminists said about Ghostbusters 2016. How'd that turn out?

>>94258774
I genuinely want to know what kind of person bases their entire identity on liking things just to spite the "haters."

>>94260583
He's right in that the response to this movie is ridiculously overblown. It's bad, but the idea that cashing in on a trend is some new dangerous thing is laughable.

>>94258774

Looks like the other thread that said "even SJWs hate this movie" was either lying or was wrong.

>>94258912
>theres little reason to believe that it will do better than Jem and Holograms.
Other than the IP has been established in modern times and the writers know the source material?

Seriously there is no comparison between the two.

>>94257560
This movie will go down as one of the worst animated films to hit theaters in the last decade. The thing is though that it will still make more than enough money as the budget may have been large, but they had so many fucking sponsors throwing money at it that it made its money back in a week. The real question is... will it have a sequel?

Oh, and remember, there is no such thing as bad publicity. I am taking some last minute bets though, while on that topic. Who here thinks it will be well received in China and break records on opening week?

>>94258537
>Pong console
>Modern-ish graphics
This movie looks like a half baked idea they just slapped the Jumanji label on. I fucking hate Sony movies so much. They keep pulling this shit too! They never learn.

Can any of the poor souls here who saw it explain to me how the movie "resists Drumpf" as proclaimed by one of the lead actors?

>>94259167
Now you just sound autistic over your personal preference

>Every other Sony division doing fine

>The Jews at Sony pictures just keep having fuck up after fuck up

How did this happen?

>>94261145
>Trump curse strikes again

Oh boy, kek still favors him

>>94261145
Nothing, it's just that actor being an big idiot with a big mouth, the movie has nothing to do with Donald Trump.

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Does the movie explain why the hacker gurl has a different skin color? It rattles my autism that she isn't yellow like the rest.

>inb4 muh diversity

>>94261578
>Sombra online

Is there a camrip available yet?

>>94261145
>poor souls

I've seen worse. I hope this movie makes billions and spawns a franchise akin to James Bond just so I can watch people bitch about something so unremarkable.

>>94261145
http://freebeacon.com/politics/actor-insists-emoji-movie-fight-trump-young-people-adopt-progressive-values/

>The movie has a lot to say to women, and how they have limitless potential, and one of the characters literally breaks through a glass ceiling," he added

Guessing he thinks that the token girl emoji being a princess turned hacker and rejecting the mc was a groundbreaking moment in animation history

Somehow he hasn't realized that "badass grrl with dyed hair who isn't girly" is an even more stock female character than the classic disney princess nowadays

>>94261578
That's because she's actually an Emoji princess from Tumblr

I still like their videogames

https://youtu.be/tEX7GjtoTVU

Guy posted a few other vids via camrip. Not the whole movie tho.

Enjoy

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>>94258774
>critics and average people rating a movie as terrible somehow gives you more coverage than millions of dollars worth of advertising

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>>94257902
W I T H N O S U R V I V O R S

>>94260855
Ghostbusters.
>>94261695
Second
.>>94262234
Someone post immediately when the whole movie drops pls.

>>94258652

Sony. WB gave us things like Lego Movies

>>94261178
Well you're welcome to feel that way, but personally I think the new movie really misses the mark. Would you even know its supposed to be Jumanji if the name was different? At the very least it could be entertaining given the cast

>>94261627
at least sombra is kinda hot

>>94257631
>>94257741

The fact Homecoming is hauling ass to try to pass 300 million domestic despite THIS competition and all other movies dropping hard will make me sleep well at night.

>>94257560
Hope this hunk of shit makes Delgo look like Frozen with how much money it loses.

>>94263577
I doubt any movie can top Delgo in that area.

https://youtu.be/xlv9K4EnKMI
Brad and Dave were the only two people in the "rather large auditorium"

>>94261842
Makes me happy when movies made to be a mouthpiece for the creator fail.

>>94263519
This.

>>94257631
>>94263519
Fug. I'm a DCfag, but Homecoming was my favorite MCU movie thus far.

>>94258912
>/mlp/ has no faith in the pony movie
When has a 4chan board ever had faith in the media it's following?

>>94258912
Talk to any fan outside /mlp/ or within MLPG and you'll find genuine enthusiasm for the movie. Feels like people are shitposting negativity of it on /mlp/ to deliberately kill any excitement for the film.

>Still waiting on that full camrip

>>94267946
Why are you waiting for a camrip?
Everyone knows it's fucking awful. You've got nothing to gain from watching it. Why waste your time? Do something else with your valuable time.

>>94258912
>Caring about /mlp/'s opinion when all they care about is the autistic fan-made content and not the actual show

>>94267999
But what about epic memery and irony?

>>94268076
There are no memes. There is no irony.
You'd just be inflicting self-torture for no reason.

>>94268104
Isn't that what life is all about

>>94257705

I hope this isn't true. If so, why? I guess if you plan to shoot yourself in the foot, it's best to use a howitzer instead of a regular pistol, right?

Who even greenlit this as an idea?

>>94268104
But think of all the e-cred that I get from watching a bad movie and then talking about it anonymously!

>>94267999
I need the pain

>>94260583

Isn't this exactly how Trump became president?

>>94263519

Well, maybe if they didn't relaunch a reinvented Spider-man every two years, people would be willing to invest more interest.

"HEY, EVERYONE! SPIDER-MAN HAS A FAT FRIEND IN THIS ONE! DON'T MISS IT"

>>94260583
Isn't that literally us though?...wait no, we're the opposite. Hating things just to spite the fans.

>>94258387
Children these days don't know what board games are.

>talking to gf
>"So, are you gonna see the emoji movie"
>*gives me the most hateful yet concerned look I've ever seen*
>"Anon idk why you'd even ask, no! It looks horrible"

I think I've found the one boys

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>>94268357
>talking to gf

>>94268357

>doesn't want to watch a movie just because its terrible
sounds like a normie.

>>94268250
Yes.

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>>94268357
>bragging about his GF on 4chan

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>>94257560
Hey at least the girl is cute.
Probably just me, I just love her long black hair.

>>94259674
It's not like the original movie was a masterpiece, but Robin Williams pretty much carried that film. The new movie doesn't even have anything to do with the original outside of the name and jungle elements. It sucking is almost a guarantee.

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>>94268863
>the existence of Sonic's girlfriend became a crucial plot point almost 20 chapters later

>>94269100
Remaking Jumaji without Robin Williams is like remaking The Mask without Jim Carry. It's pointless.

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>>94258295
sounds liks when I went to see Batman V Superman Dawn Of KillMeNow

>>94258807
>And for the record, the thing looks like a generic Pong rip-off console from the 70s.
But better. That game literally had pixel-perfect 2D graphics, which is unacceptably lazy and made me cringe.

>>94258493
transformers failed on week 2 because good movies came out right before and right after, and if you've seen one TF film, you've seen them all.

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>>94261842
>one of the characters literally breaks through a glass ceiling,

>>94268250
Trump became president more due to hatred of libs and their presumptuous attitudes. Things the creator of this movie has in spades

>>94269626

Also, pretty sure people voted Hillary because they hated Trump as well.

Still waiting for that porn parody
Either by Wood Rocket or Brazzers

>>94257998
Well, it's better than the live action movies

>50 million budget

I am skeptical of this it seems to low. I mean the voice casting would be pricey, but then there's ridiculous amount of money those idiots at Sony decided to use to buy the rights to emojis. So unless they used child slave labor to make this thing the price should probably be higher.

The marketing budget will be what kills this thing though.

>>94260347
I just hope your right anon because from what ive seen in my movie theaters the crowd count for this movie is increasing from yesterday

Reminder that this will be the first of Sony's Internet cinematic universe followed by
Memes the movie
Adventures of Bonzi Buddy
My little office assistant cant be this cute
Reddit the anime
Tumblr the musical
4chan the animated series

Jumanji the second doesn't look half bad. Maybe it's just Karen Gillan's stomach making me say that though

>>94257560
>>94257771
>>94258079
Literally finished watching it.
Adide from the puns (god i hate puns)
I thought it was surprizingly different and somewhat enjoyable. Wasnt outright preachy about being yourself and i did find the references enjoyable (insert cap. America gif)
Liked just as much as Wreck it Ralph.

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Did anyone feel like movies and the general media just hit to an all time low?

Any camrip as yet? I want to watch this fucking trainwreck.

>>94257741
Whyd they make the guy in dark tower black?

>>94257741
Whyd they make the gunslinger black?

>>94269797
I wanted it to be good so bad and in the end "welp, it's not as bad as the live action ones" is just about the highest praise people are willing to give it.

>>94269987
No, media has always been rife with a few gems littered among piles of shit. There were a lot of shitty movies when you were a kid too and there will be a lot of shitty movie when you're an old man

>>94257741
Baby driver was pretty good. Don't think it'll do good sales wise though

>>94269987
We as a society have been making garbage since forever and will continue to do so on into eternity. The garbage that isn't easily forgettable is the exception to the rule.

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>>94258114
Sadly social media marketing cut a lot of those cost or the huge bulk of it was paid by ad placement from the app makers in the movie. This movie is actually a safe bet when compared to the "The Interview", Heck the Emoji movie is even safer than the Ghostbuster remake

>>94270200
>>94270234
Oh look, people that arent outright explicitly troll.

>>94269493
I remember my Dad came back from the movies depressed after watching BvS. He loves Superman and the 70's movie is one of his favorite films ever, so naturally watching that hurt him the most.

>>94257560
So does anyone have a torrent or something? Quality can be shitty i just absolutely don't want to spend money to see this piece of shit but i'm curious.

If not i'm sure it'll be on dvd in a couple months lol

>>94258537
>Because SONY suits literally think board games are outdated and no one plays them.

Sony suits are absolute fucking morons then, considering board games went through a renaissance of sorts about twenty years ago and we're in their golden era right now. If anything, it's video games that are dying.

>muh DRM
>muh exclusive content
>muh season pass
>muh generic shooter #3531

>>94268346
this, parents aren't dusting off old board games to play with their kids their breaking out their old as NES from their childhood to play Mario.

Just be glad they aren't going into a App. Though that's basically the plot of the Emoji movie and Wreck it Ralph 2.

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>>94257560
>everyone, even normies, hate this pile of shit
>but they loved every other shitty cgi animated movie for kids

I saw this with my nephews and it was no worse than something like Inside Out, don't get me wrong The Emoji Movie was fucking god awful but the only reason people hate it is because emojis are attached to it, not because it's another poorly written, poorly animated, and cliche cgi animated movie. Basically the people who love Newer Pixar and Dreamworks movies and hate this are probably people who still use the word "cringe" as an adjective. It was pretty standard for an animated movie, it just had emojis attached to it.

>>94271097
So even when you agree with "normies", they are still wrong because they agree with you for (in your mind) the wrong reasons.

>>94271045

You think Disney would order rewrite for WiR2 because audience is getting sick of internet things in the movies?

Like that time in 2000s when people were tired of serious animation like Pocahontas, Mulan, Tarzan and Hunchback of Notre dame and thus execs forced a change of serious musical - Kingdom of the Sun into a zany comedy - Emperors New Groove.

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>>94271154
They're hating it because it's trendy to hate it, when in reality they've asked for a movie like this because of the tickets they bought to recent Pixar and Dreamworks flicks. If people actually cared about what animated movies are allowed to be put on the big screen this movie wouldn't exist. Also, just because two people hate the same thing doesn't mean they're on the side of the same coin, someone could hate hitler because he killed jews while another could hate him because he didn't kill the Japanese, dumbass.

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>EVERYONE GET IN HERE

>>94271097
Oh good, I'm not the only person who thought Inside Out was bad.

>>94271854

current pixar record is not very good, happen to everything bought by disney

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>>94258295

>>94258997
>songs and realistic sound effect
Heh

>>94261842
>the story ends with jailbait making the MC depresses and almost killing everyone and then with parents of the Meh saving him
I mean, at least it's something. Family > Girlfreind

>>94271199
They might, or they might just rewrite parts they thought would be good to avoid being cringy.

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>>94268346
Of course Sony believes that, they thought The Emoji Movie is what kids want.

>>94269278
Well, a movie closer to the original comic book keeping the horror elements might be a good idea.

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Literally the only decent thing from the movie.

>>94269493
>>94270441
>still shilling against BvS
It's over. Everyone loves the movie now. Get over it.