Out of /co/ntext/Superdickery Thread

/r/ing the edit where superman's doing a duckface selfie for his profile picture

Has me in knots whenever I see it

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>>94255686

>>94255737
Nah, go all the way and get the edit that not only has the duckface selfie but also Hal Jordan going around asking "Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?"

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>>94255782
>>94255737
Ask and ye shall receive

>>94255807
Thank ye, anon

>>94255686
>>94255807
More like Snitchman.
This is why Alfred had to slap him down.

>>94255892
I think these two panels do a pretty fucking good job of establishing the context.

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>>94256121

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>>94256175

>>94256482
>oh
> whoa
>whoa
I'm dying

>>94255975
Splatoon's a great game Anon, seems like they've really put a lot of cultural references in it.

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>>94256175
i know prime is superman but does he counts ? if so i have this thread in the bag

>>94256304
This is SOMEONE's fetish.

>>94256175
Do you have the panel where he rips off his other arm

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I have a ton of superdickery covers saved, I'll probably dump some

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>>94258601

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>>94258622
>"Not a cop-out" disclaimer
Gee I sure wonder what happened

>>94258484

>Pefect Muder

Makes sense, it's in space, so is not a crime

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>>94258654

>>94258601
Context behind this one?

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>>94258677

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>>94258711

>>94258662
Actually, America owns outer space.

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>>94258744

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>>94258772

>>94258772
Man, too many girls are into this these days.

>>94258677
What makes this so funny is that this happened TWICE

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>>94258789
I can't believe Clark Kent is dead

>>94258825
What the fuck is Jimmy Olsen's problem?

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>>94258825

Jesus, what a dick. How can anyone actually like this super-asshole?

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>>94258857
>>94258854
I'd be mad too if my dad vaporized his present

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>>94258875
get cucked

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>>94258948

>>94258622

this would never fly in today's america

hell, donald trump is that fat ...

>>94258677
A classic.

>>94258701
Jimmy was doing errands for the mob or something.

So Superman disowned him and also destroyed his birthday present.

>>94258805
Blame Leomon

>>94259154
Supervillians doing petty shit makes me so happy

>>94258977

Because he is a journalist from the 30's?

>>94256040
So this particular image loaded slow as shit for some reason and stopped at the upper half so I couldn't see the bottom left panel, and I actually feel like it's funnier that way

>>94258721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RoDy1oqS-E

>>94256488
>Superman: Red Son

>>94256304
Is that Lois de-aged? And who's the other girl; Lana?

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>>94258721

>>94260274
Lana cursed Lois to be a baby so she could have 100% access to Supes, Supes raises Lois and Lois gets cucked while stuck in a baby's body.

Also, that's literally The End. A lot of the Lois comics are one-off stories with no continuity, so this is basically its own timeline where that happened. poor Lois.

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>>94256482
Fucking incredible.

>>94258701
Superman adopted Jimmy, but then heard a prophecy his son would die. So he did everything he could to push Jimmy away so he would disown Supes as his father. Eventually, Superman finds out the prophecy meant "sun", as a miniature sun he had in the Fortress of Solitude burned out.

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>>94258622
>Comic does your fetish
>Has it happen to a guy
Every. Fucking. Time.

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>>94258920

>>94259229
Shaft or Blade?

>>94262729
Wasn't this the one where a porn producer hypnotized them so they would star in his porno and then used it for blackmail?

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>>94262796
yup

>>94258677
>>94258539
>>94258513
>>94258711

I fucking love absurd Superman covers where he puts on a stupid hat and acts the parts completely straight. Thats what modern Superman comics need these days.

Superman in stupid hats.

>>94258920
This 3 issue story actually makes Superman a huge dickhead with context.

>Lex Luthor tries killing Superman by creating a diversion with a giant robot wrecking shit
>Just as he's about to pull the trigger and kill Supes, he notices a woman he becomes enamored with
>He finds out she has not-leukimia
>Finds a cure for it
>Does a bunch of other good shit for humanity like fixes the Oozone layer and captures most of Metropolis' most wanted gangsters
>Superman isn't buying it
>Kidnaps Lex, who agrees to have his brain scanned
>At the Fortress of Solitude
>Superman is attacked by a weeaboo and a space cowboy
>Lex breaks out of the brain scanner and saves him
>Gets engaged to the woman who formally had cancer
>Asks Supes to be his best man
>After the wedding, during the reception Superman asks to kiss the bride
>Lex laughs and agrees
>The moment Supes and the girl kiss they vanish instantly
>Bunch of wedding guests reveal themselves as robots and kidnap Lex
>They knock him out and take him to a secret hideout, hooking him up to a machine he made
>The machine reveals that he wiped his own memory of a plan he made up, along with all memories of Planet Lex

cont...

>>94263655
>He initially found the woman with cancer, killed her, cloned an exact replica from her DNA but modified her so that she would fall in love with Lex
>Also planted a bomb in her lips that would go off if Kryptonian DNA came into contact with it, sending both her and Superman to the Phantom-Zone
>Superman shows up and beats the shit out of Lex's robots
>He sped away at the last second before they were taken away to the P-Zone
>Gives a big monologue about how he knew all along because Lex had some "blank brain cells"
>Didn't do anything prior to in hopes that the real woman was still alive somewhere
>Lex is still sitting in his chair, staring blankly at the screen that told him all this information
>Superman boasts that it was his own evil that made him suffer
>Fucking Lex Luthor of all people is in tears, crying like a complete child because he genuinely didn't know he did anything wrong and actually came to love the woman he doomed to float forever in the Phantom Zone
>Superman basically took a valuable asset from humanity and ruined someone's life because he felt like it
>"lol ur going to jail Luthor"

Clark's a fucking asshole when he wants to be. He literally pushed a reformed man into being evil again because he forgot a woman died but cured her clone (among millions of other people) of a cancerous disease.

>>94255686
That fucking misplaced comma

>>94259154
>10 cents for an entire pitcher of lemonade
What a bargain!

>>94256121
What the fuck could Super-Sabotage be?

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>>94258677

>>94264376
For a long time they called anything Superman did super-anything. Super-swimming, super-running, etc. Super-farming. Super-reading. So it must be breaking a lot of things superman-like. Damaging all the type a3-1 cogs on an assembly line? Bending all the sights on all the tanks in North Carolina? It was decades before Mortal Kombat Injustice, but that still counts.

>>94263655
>>94263743
Thank you for the explanation. Such a strange way to write comics.

>>94258568
lmao fuck

>>94257951
Is he some shitposter online who got banned?

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>>94255686

>>94256482
i-is this in a comic?

>>94268536
The page is from a comic. The time when Superman took a walk across america.
The text is from the song Kryptonite by Three Doors Down.

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>>94255975

>>94268694
This is from Animosity, isn't it?

>>94268709
Yeah. I need to reread some issues to find more stupid pictures from it.

>>94260032
Kek

>>94262794
afrodisiac

>>94263499
Damn it I was too late.
>press x to deny a single drop

>>94255807
Am I the only one triggered by the number 2,529,0432? when it should be 25,290,432

>>94256482
I fuckin' peed myself

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>>94255686
It's actually worse in context.
What kind of asshole tells a little kid to go talk to pissed off drug dealers? They're gonna kill him.
And why does "here" deserve protection while "over there" needs to stand up for itself? Why not just call the police so that they'll arrest these drug dealers and then they'll be nobody's problem?

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Crap, image wasn't the right size.

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>>94255686

>>94259149
I am pretty sure it was due to the Beast.

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>>94269813
Superman Grounded was terrible

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>>94271421
Injustice was canon the whole time

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>>94271846

>>94255686
>>94255807
Is that chick wearing a Sinestro Corps shirt? Who does that with supervillains in a universe where they've actually killed people?

>>94272110
There's a whole bit in Robinson's Starman about Ted Knight freaking out over Jack wearing a shirt with the villain Ragdoll depicted on it. Jack's defense was that he (and everyone else who wore said shirt) didn't know the story behind it. It was just cool/hip like "Charles Manson or Che Guevara".

>>94272341
spooged all over her face

>>94272110
People who wear Confederate flags?

>>94262796
Also, Darkseid sat on a couch years before Countdown.

>>94271678
This was found to be an edit long ago.

>>94268477
Best one.

>>94262600
This is even more evil than stealing forty cakes.

>>94262432
That's the most pointless prophecy I've ever read.

>>94258977
Dressed an awful lot like one Walter Kovacs there, Jimmy.
Hypercrisis?

>>94259232

That version of Supergirl looks so sexy.

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>>94263582
Superman in hats, you say?

>>94260881

A parody of The Thing?

>>94264376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI82SrAXYPA

Superman best war-saboteur.

>>94262729

Mr. Miracuck.

So, does Supes bang her or not?

>>94263655
>>94263743

wtf. Fucking Lex is a true mastermind.

>>94263655
>>94263743
>devising a plan that requires the woman who falls in love with you to kiss Superman
This seems like a very roundabout way to do it. Why not just make a clone who'll fall in love with Superman and so would want to kiss him?

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>>94255686

>>94255892
>StevenUniverseSeriesFinale.jpg

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>>94276793

>>94276338
is there any story where captain atom doesn't explode?

>>94276708
Cuckoldry fetish.

>>94260632
what the fuck

>>94277286
I mean, consider that Lois still has adult thinking so eventually she's going to get it out there but what the fuck

>>94275987
I actually want context for this one

Plastic Man?

>>94277316
>>94256304
Look at Lana's face there. Lois is not going to be sane enough to say anything at all.

>>94277387
I don't know if I like what you're implying

>>94277436
I'm just saying, if you're the type of girl to gloat over and take care of your rival while she's helpless and stuck in the body of a baby...

>>94277360
Not with that colour it ain't. His kid?

>>94277499
cease.

>>94262600
The fucking name on that card

>>94259229
/d/.png

>>94276793

This is an edit. It's actually a death-trap by the Penguin.

>>94262488
it happens a second time this thread you know
I feel your pain brotha

>>94276338
Captain Yow never was a very good superhero.