Why is Beast Bitch such a cuck?

>No, Beast Boy. I never made love to her. I raw fucked the hell out of her.

>>94246298
>Did you ever make love to Tara?
>No way, fag.

>>94246298
Because that's the only part of him writers remember nowadays.

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>>94246298
He's an eternal cuck.

Could Beast Boy have turned into Tara and fucked Slade instead of her to preserve her purity?

>>94246298

>Cucks

>>94246505

Epic. Simply epic. You sir are hilarious xDxDxD

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>>94246556
It was a hard lesson in why you should put your bros over hos.

>>94246539
doubt she had any purity even before slade

Because he made the mistake of trusting a whitey with his BGC.

>>94246298

Because Wolfman was in love with Slade for some reason.

>>94247224
How old was Wolfman when he was writing this? I'm imagining him working out his midlife crisis by making Slade into a cool anti-hero.

>>94247316
Mid-30s.

>>94246588
This goes beyond that. He's so cuck he's actually put his bull before hos.

Beast boy is the one time you can call a guy a cuck and actually have it mean what it's supposed to mean and I love that.

>>94247355
But doesn't it skeeve you out? This is a 55 year old man who had sex with a 14 year old and the story wants you to hate the 14 tear old exclusively.

>>94247512
thats like all of us here, though

>>94247512
I really don't take Teen Titans very seriously because of it. 30-something old men should not really write about teenagers fucking about.

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>>94246298
Begone, vile fetishist scum.

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>>94247512
Have you seen 14 year olds lately

>>94247772
It was DC's best selling title in the early to mid 80s by far. The lesson DC learned was that they needed to be more like Marvel, hence the crisis (also written by their superstar Wolfman)

Beast Boy and Nightcrawler are the top two boys from each company that I would like to fuck.

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>>94246298
Why did they make Beast Boy look like the love child of Captain Planet and Donny Osmond, and Slade is Colonel Sanders?

>>94246588

What is this from? Why is Beast Boy friends with Slade? Why does he have a mullet? Who is this "other" Tara? Is this Wintergreen?

>>94247316
He already had Terry Long as his self-insert to fuck Donna

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>>94247316
>>94248112
Didn't Warren Ellis do the same thing? Hell didn't bedis do the same thing?

>>94246471
Yoooooooooo.

>>94248040
>What is this from?
Deathstroke's solo from the 90s.
>Why is Beast Boy friends with Slade?
After their talk about Terra, Slade became an anti-hero, an occasional Titans ally, and Gar's friend.
>Why does he have a mullet?
Early 90s. Superman had one too.
>Who is this "other" Tara?
This is a bit more confusing. She was introduced as a Teen Titan from the future who had been exposed to a virus that turned her into a doppelganger of Terra, but then an editor decided she wasn't and that she was the real Terra with her memories erased. Then she died and was retconned into a rock creature who was made to look like Terra.
>Is this Wintergreen?
Yes.

>>94246298
>Beast Boy is the pinnacle of the mother nature evolution, able to turn into any animal that has walked the earth and acquire their different powers to use to his advantage with human level intelligence.
>Allows himself to get cucked by Punished Colonel Sanders

Nature must be on suicide watch.

>>94246298
Wolfman tried to justify Slade and made BB look like a fool for believing Slade's crap.

>>94247512
Why do people say when was 14 when she says she's 15?

>>94248549
>that autocorrect

Yikes, but yeah she clearly says that she's 15. Where does 14 come from?

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>>94247809
Have you seen Terra?

>>94248261
In what series did Warren Ellis do that?

>>94248717
Excalibur