Is this the first ever movie that appeals to nobody at all?

>brown girl wearing footwear that exposes her toes

It appeals to me.

>>94240680

>twerking in a Christian movie

somebody post a webm/gif

How is this movie being made?
Presumably Mary is virgin pregnant from God.
What Hollywood Jew exec would greenlight this?

>>94240725
The geniuses at Sony Pictures.

>>94240715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgQuZf5o1M

Go to 1:20

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>>94240715

>>94240752
>>94240843
That's not what twerking is. You see, children, there was a time when dancing involved a simple motion called "shaking you booty".

>>94240680
Doesn't look that bad, at least it seems better then emoji movie. Then again, that's not much of an accomplishment.

One day /co/ should have a movie night where we watch The Star, The Emoji Movie and Norm of the North together.

>>94240923
What, no Foodfight?

>>94240843
are you fucking stupid

>>94240733
I have no idea who runs that place but how do you decide Gennedy and Lauren movies wont sell but a ripoff lego toy story wreck it felix movie and a religious movie so disrespectful to its source Athiests hate it will

>>94240927
Foodfight is played out though if the original is ever recovered we should watch it. I vote for Ratatoing

>>94240938
>>94240874

This is the thing you take issue with? The slight deference between up and down, and side to side.

>>94241036
so you're saying the lion king had twerking

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>>94240680
>Joseph

Is this the first animated Sony movie to feature a legitimate cuck?

>>94241049
I'd call that a straw man argument, but I feel like that would be an insult to straw man arguments.

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>>94241116

>>94240923
Do I get anything if I actually watch all three, besides losing the will to live?

>>94241049

I would say that if that movie came out now exactly the same people would say there was twerking hyenas in Lion King.

>>94241101
Wait, this is virgin birth.

he is a virginal cuck.

>>94240680
Aren't there already like a million movies about Mary, Joseph, and his wife's son?

Can Sony just die after they make Transylvania 3? Thanks

>>94241191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44fHAkDMpoc
And the donkey.

>>94240680
But muh sexy Mary.

>>94240680
Fuck, I thought it was Donkey Ollie before I looked closer.

>>94240680
Question is:

Will Shadman draw his fanart of Mary?

>>94241408
Is water wet?

>>94241341
No, no anon you will not Waifu the mother of God.

>>94240692
Nor will we fetishtise her delicious brown toes

>>94240680
I might have had some hopes when I first heard the premise, but the trailer looks like just another generic unfunny CGI talking animal movie.
Joseph shouldn't be this handsome too.

>>94240680
It's like you've never heard of The Emoji Movie

>>94241178
are we implying that Joseph had never had sex with Mary once since she got knocked up by god?

>>94241659
Jesus had younger siblings, so he definitely did.

>>94241659
He did. That whole idea of Mary being a perpetual virgin is decidedly Catholic and not based on any NT scripture

>>94241659
That's what the Catholic Church teaches. And since the Catholic Church is the One True Church we should take their teachings seriously.

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>>94241030
Ratatoing and other foreign animated movies with Mike Pollock in them weird me out since I keep thinking of Eggman.

>From the people who saw Aethel.

>>94241688
If I recollect properly, Paul calls her a "virgin" once in one of his epistles. Catholic Church made her as such according to that passage.

>>94241715
Precisely!

>>94241741
Which is an inaccurate translation from the original text that only said young woman. The Latin translation specified virgin. From that the Papacy expanded it to perpetual virginity, for which there is no actual basis.

>>94241814
Doesn't the Vatican to this day only recognize the Vulgate at scripture?

>>94241814
>From that the Papacy expanded it to perpetual virginity, for which there is no actual basis.

Well, no SCRIPTURAL basis. If you take the Marian apparitions seriously you can argue that Mary herself testifies to her perpetual virginity.

>>94241659
No, I said that he was cucked by a virgin (God never had sex, after all).

>>94240680
did they seriously make them black?

>>94241814
>>94241895
Even if we take "virgin", it's still up to interpretation, he might refer to her as "virgin when he got Jesus" (which is something a lot of Christian confession agree on, not just Chatolic), but that still doesn't mean she remained virgin afterwards.

>>94242164
Brown, anon, like most middle-easterners living there in those times. And Semitic too.

Let's not have a stupid tantrum about something that make complete sense.

>>94241814

Mary being a virgin when she miraculously conceives?
Aight. I can buy it.

But a man and wife NEVER ONCE getting busy after the savior is born?
Yeah. Nah.

>ITT: Virgins debating the virginity of mythological virgins

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>>94241488
>1488

Well said, Adolf.

>the twerking drives away Christians
I have a very strong feeling that most "conservative" people or alt-right people on 4chan never fucking go to church

I can assure you that most of the youth that go to my church have no problem with twerking or hitting the clubs or whatever

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>>94242243
>mythological

*TIPS*

>>94242188
they came from rome

you know as well as anyone that they were white

this is "WE WUZ KANGZ" faggotry and has ZERO basis in historical fact

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>>94240680

>>94243072
Where did you get that nonsense? The whole point about Bethlehem is implying Jesus is a direct descendant of David.
Also calling Italians white has to be a joke.

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>>94240680

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>>94240680
>>>
>>94240680

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Here, read the Offical Prequel by Marvel Comics

>>94243072
>they came from rome
Wait what? No. They were Jew. fucking Jew and Jesus was expected to be the new Jew king whose purpose was precisely TO KICK OUT THOSE filthy Romanians out of Israel. But then he was all like "peace no war, bro, we are all a big family" and Jews decided to crucifix that fucking hippy.

>this is "WE WUZ KANGZ" faggotry and has ZERO basis in historical fact
Brown Semitic, anon, like lots of jew in those time in that part of the world). You know Black and arabs isn't the same race, right?

Also, the there has been several kingdom in black africa too.

wait, is it a Troll? Did I take the bait?

>>94243072
>>94243181
Wait, I think there are some theories that Jesus was actually the illegitimate son of Mary and a Roman soldier, but I am not sure where it comes from.

That still make MAry and Joseph both middle-eastern semites, so anon is still a faggot.

>>94243420
>TO KICK OUT THOSE filthy Romanians
Romans.
Sorry for auto-correct.

>>94241036
that's...not what twerking is anon

>>94242234
The Orthodox teach that Joseph didn't dare stick it where God had been, like the Ark of the Covenant

Also those brethren were his kids not Mary's

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>>94240843

>>94243641
It's a male bird, anon.

>>94243622
So she got it in the pooper only?

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>>94243660

>>94243622
How is turning him into a filthy adulterer better?

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>>94243765
It's not adulter if God does it.

>>94242344
>Posting a gif from a heathen video game to a forum about underage Japanese anime girls

>>94243765
Children from a previous wife

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>>94242243

>mythological