Well that was shit

>>94239471
why would you even give it a chance
its literally designed for autistic 10 year olds and 12 year old girls

i coulda told you that for free

What did you expect?

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>>94239471
>Go to a restaurant
>Order the smelliest shit on the menu
>"wtf this is terrible"
>

>boyfriend forced to watch movie for his pal's birthday while i dont have to go.
Feels good. I get to hear how shit it is while saving 15 bucks.

STOP FUCKING GIVING THIS SHIT MONEY YOU RETARDS

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>>94239471
>>94239531
>Go to a restaurant
>Order a swift kick in the balls
>"OH GOD MY BALLS! WHAT A TERRIBLE, UNSEEN TURN OF EVENTS!!"

>>94239539
What kind of guy invites another guy to see a kids movie on his fucking birthday? Are you guys 12?

>paying for 3D
literally why

>>94239531
>Food analogy
Go back to /v/

>>94239471
>Going to see it in person.

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>>94239471

>>94239582
>>94239531
its like watching a house fire

>>94239471

THEN WHY DID YOU PAY MONEY TO SEE IT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Now they're going to make another one and you're going to pay to see it and you're going to say "it's shit" and you will have to live with the fact that you knowingly and willingly subjected yourself to a shitty movie for the sake of "irony" and then you will stab yourself in the throat because you are such a fucking failure.

You are why movies like this get made in the first place.

>>94239623

This makes me want to kill several people.

>>94239471
Why would someone buy a ticket to such an obvious piece of garbage? It is because the Lego Movie turned out to not be garbage?

Christ how many times does it need to be said: Buy a ticket to something else then just walk into whatever movie you want. As long as it's not something that's sold or costs more, the theater does not give any fucks because they got your money. Do not fund garbage movies.

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>>94239623

>>94239623

>actually real
>one fucking hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwWfX5ihbr0

Someone just kill my already

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>>94239471
You are the reason we remain trapped in the worst timeline

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OP here

am I going to hell ?

>>94239810

The deepest layer, yes.

>>94239738
>that youtuber got 1m views from making that 1hr fucking video
what

>>94239623
>>94239738
>He got invited by Sony to go to the Emoji movie premiere for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1-Lnk99G1U

>>94239671
No, just him.

I hope someday you need that $13.99 to feed your starving children, only for you to realize that only years ago, you spent that same amount on The Emoji Movie.
Then your children start to resent you, and drift further and further from appreciating you, this being the start of a brutally loveless relationship with them. Because you paid $13.99 to see the Emoji Movie.
Then as your life ends, your children sit by you at the hospital, out of obligation, as you try to mutter your dying words to them. Their expenses pile up trying to keep you from dying. Then, one of them brings in a shoebox of random trinkets from your house. In the box: this ticket stub. Your children look at it with disgust, and with that, fully understand how worthless this effort has been. They pull the plug. Because you spent $13.99 to see The Emoji Movie.

Don't ever do something like this again.

>>94239830

I kinda wish a giant solar flare would knock out electronics all around the world and kill the Internet so complete fucktards like him would no longer have a way to garner instant "fame".

Fuck this asshole.

>>94239695
>not doing this
Are you a fucking idiot OP? You didn't even get a camrip.

>>94239471
>itt: /co/ gives money to shit it then proceeds to bitch about 24/7

how long we betting these threads will last? i give it 2 weeks max, maybe 3

>>94239862
You know Jacksfilms has been famous for years correct?

>>94239862
He's been a mildly popular youtuber since, like, 2006.

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>>94239830
>an employee had to walk around the world premiere dressed like this

>>94239927
>>94239939

This is literally the first time I have ever heard of him.

I hope this is the last time I ever hear about him.

Fuck him.

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>>94239940

>>94239471
>emoji movie
stop talking about it, it feeds on attention.
all the idiots (You) going to see it so they can see just how bad it is are still giving it money.