ITS HAPPENING

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The darkest timeline.

Bravo, niggers.

JUST

>>94239076
It cost $50mil to make. There was no way it wouldn't make back it's budget and then some. We're going to see one of these every fucking year.

>>94239076
>implying anything can stop Sony execs

It's because everyone wants to go see the trainwreck. It's gonna have a terrible second week and finish up with overall low earnings. Calling it.

>>94239076
Was this our fault? Not just /co/, but the entirety of ironic meme culture? Did we make the Emoji movie a success with our love of shit? Or is it just kids watching anything brightly colored?

>>94239076
Of course it made money, its a fucking animated film and its summer.

>>94239134

Not it's because the generic kids movie trailers got enough little shits begging mommy and daddy to see it.

>>94239076
color me surprised

>>94239111
This desu.
Sausage Party was garbage, but it made back its money pretty easily.

>>94239227
>it made back its money pretty easily.
Because it was the product of literal ancap slave labor.

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>Emoji movie sets new records because of all the dumbass kids and preteens
>Sony immediately green-lights a sequel
>We get 3 more emoji movies, including a straight to dvd (are those even a thing anymore?) movie staring the hacker emoji, and a Cartoon Network show
>Fast forward 17 years
>Emojis themselves stopped being relevant long ago.
>The emoji movie regains popularity among internet nerd culture
>Vintage-style t-shirts start popping up with emojis on them
>People start talking about the emoji movie on message boards, writing emoji movie fanfiction, making unironic emoji movie memes
>Teenage hipsters yearn for the good old days, when people made REAL movies like the emoji movie
>After 3 or so years of this, Sony CEO Robo-Hirai makes an announcement
>"Emoji Movie is to be coming back" he says, before walking offstage to a chorus of applause.
>We get another 4 emoji movie sequels.
>They all still suck

I'm supervised it even had a Thursday showing. Despite making 900k that night I still hope there is a chance of failure.

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>>94239142
>Did we make the Emoji movie a success with our love of shit? Or is it just kids watching anything brightly colored?

yes.

>>94239076
>the movie does well because of all the "IM GOING TO IRONICALLY SEE THIS MOVIE SO I CAN FIND OUT HOW BAD IT IS"

>>94239076
Is that talking food? Oh no.

As someone who works around kids, they fucking love emojis, it's probably gonna make a decent dent this weekend and with its moderate budget it'll probably make enough to crank out a sequel

>>94239076
What's that thing on the left supposed to be?

>>94239467
A quotation mark.

>>94239142
>but the entirety of ironic meme culture? Did we make the Emoji movie a success with our love of shit? Or is it just kids watching anything brightly colored?
Both, obviously. People just don't fucking understand that watching bad movies, and I mean absolutely bad movies, isn't "fun" if you're going to go in the fucking theaters to do it. There are so many alternative ways to watch the movie if your curiosity forced you to watch, but people have to be "ironic".

>>94239227
Sausage Party was a solid 8/10, probably the best animated comedy of the last decade.

>>94239467
Looks like a fried prawn

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>>94239555
I want to shove my penis in Salma Hayek if you know what I mean.

>>94239274
"Generation, regeneration, again, again, as in a ritual, with blood-stained vestments and nail-torn hands, children of Merlin, chasing a dream. Children, too, of Eve, forever building edens -- and kicking them apart in berserk fury because somehow it isn't the same. (AGH! AGH! AGH! -- an idiot screams his mindless anguish amid the rubble. But quickley! let it be inundated by the choir, chanting Alleluias at ninety decibels.)"

>>94239467
Tempura shrimp. It's a Japan thing.

>>94239142
All of the about be. Plus America.

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>>94239467

>>94239624
Why is there even a fried shrimp emoji?

Fugg Apple's is weird looking

>>94239624
>apple
damn, they look way different at the grocery store

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>>94239076
THE JEWS ARE AT WORK HERE

>>94239142
And how did you make it successful? By calling it shit? And had you not talked about it, would it become hidden gem? Emoji The Movie doesn't sound like quality does it. Its no surprise to hear that its shit. Nobody is calling it a hilarious trainwreck either.

The only way Emoji movies success could be /co/'s fault is when they market the movie as anti-Alt Right. All those negative reviews? Homophobes, Racists, Capitalists.

>>94239568
>>94239597
>>94239624
Thanks. I think I've seen that in some /a/ stuff but didn't know it's an emoji too, and didn't recognise it from the image in the OP.

sequel soon drumpfkins

>>94239624
>Microsoft
What is this? Monster Hunter?

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Wow who'da thunk that something people have been talking about non-fucking-stop would be successful?

We need a word for this. Like the Drumpf Effect or something.

>>94239705
BONALD GLUMF BTFO

>>94239705
We talked about the ghostbusters remake nonstop and but that didn't prevent it from being a massive flop

>>94239624
Google with the subliminal gay propaganda as per usual.

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>>94239705
>Drumpf
You're fucking brainwashed and you don't even realize it, you think you're being cute

>decent start

That's code for "underperforming but only slightly."

And if that's the start there's every hope bad word of mouth will make for a big dropoff.

I bet this movie doesn't last four weeks.

>>94239705
I feel partially responsible...

>>94239275
It only has $10 million if I'm correct.Tomorrow's the only other day this movie can make back the budget. It's only got 1/5 of what was used to make it and that's not counting the marketing. If the movie doesn't get $40 million or more, we can call this a financial failure. Nobody sees a movie the third day after public release.

>>94239903
kek

>>94239934
>Nobody sees a movie the third day after public release.
Well they do, but not movies like this.

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>>94239911

>>94239634
because emojis came from japan

>>94239962
Can confirm. Nephew wanted to see the 2011 Muppets movie a couple days after release and the theatre was fucking empty.

>>94239962
They will.
The movie is marketed at parents who will take their kid to whatever makes them laugh without taking a second look at reviews. The movie does have some fun moments.

>>94239962
This is when the single /co/mrades go into movies alone in trenchcoats to watch without judgement.
The Guardians of the Galaxy 2 showing was full of you guys a month after the release.

>>94240006
>implying kids will beg to see this over Despicable Me or Spider-Man

>>94239111
I hope it won't make it to the hundred millions, or we'd be fucked.

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Here's what we have to look forward to from Sony in 2017 and 2018 in terms of animated movies.

* A holiday movie that takes place in the first Christmas involving animals

* More Hotel Transylvania.

* An animated Spider-Man film.

No Popeye still.

Will any of these be good? Is there still hope for Sony's animated department?

>>94240070
This. Also, just found out about some Studio Ghibli Fest going on at some theatres, if you're into that.

I have no sympathy for the fags that kept saying this movie will be shit only to then give Sony their money by watching it "ironically"

>>94240106
>Is there still hope for Sony's animated department?

They have talented animators but an overbearing management so they're stuck making crap. Albeit sometimes visually impressive crap.

>>94240106
>2017
>2D animation in theaters

>>94240143
That's just a placeholder image. I have no idea what the animated Spider-Man movie will look like.

>>94240106
The Star had a trailer released a couple of days ago. Looks a lot more shitty than I was expecting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eq9w8Qi_LM

>>94240106
>Jesus with Balaam's Donkey – shit
>Adam Sandler Dracula again – shit
>The Miles Morales movie – could be good if it were being made by anyone but Sony, but since it is being made by Sony, it's probably gonna be shit or at least mediocre

>>94240159
>HT
>Shit
Whoa, you can suck a massive dick.
It's the only thing Sandler is actually trying in.

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>>94239624
>no Wiko
0/10

>>94239934
I hope this is true.

>>94240143
I can only pray. Its looking like a straight to Netflix though.

>>94240106
Is their entire team based out Cambodia or something?

>>94240169
Hold on there, who's the massive dick here? The guy disagreeing with you, or the guy disagreeing with me? Because I think it's the stupid basement-dwelling asshole disagreeing with me.

>>94240157
If The Emoji Movie doesn't sink Sony Animation, this movie will.

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>>94240143
>yfw Sony saves 2D

>>94240193
>who's the massive dick here?
>Gets that from "suck a massive dick"
>stupid basement-dwelling asshole
Are you projecting anon?

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>>94240157
Oh boy, hardcore Christians are not gonna be pleased.

>>94240211
Anon, Emjoi had a production budget of $50mil. There is no fucking way it's going to sink Sony.

>>94240157
We've finally found it. A movie that appeals to no one. Non-Christians won't like it because it's about Jesus, and Christians won't like it either because it shits all over their favorite Bible story.

>>94240227
No, but you're projecting projection.

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>>94239076
I so badly want this to reach #1.

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Can we all agree that Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 1 and 2 was Sony's only good movie?

I haven't seen Smurfs: The Lost Village yet, so I withhold my judgement towards it.

>>94240157
This movie will make $1bil.

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>>94240157
I'm an athesist thank you very much *tips feijoada*, but what the fuck is this shit?
>Ving Rhames
>Tyler Perry
>Oprah
>Mariah Carey
wew Dean

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>>94239274
>and a Cartoon Network show
>Cheap, flash animated emoji cartoon
Gentlemen, I've found our next Teen Titans Go.

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>>94240157
Also the Characters look like they're from Civ 4

>>94240106
>Hotel Transylvania 3
Hopefully it won't have a shit ending

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>>94240315
>AGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
Every time..

>>94240157
I just got a ad for the trailer, on the trailer. Coincidence? I think not.

>>94239111
Your forgetting the assload of money poured into marketing, they have to make that back too

>>94240292
Along with the Cloudy movies, I liked the first Hotel Transylvania (even if it did have some flaws). And I haven't seen the smurf movie either, but I like how the character models look. Way better than the earlier attempts to turn the 2D characters into CGI.

>>94240319
I watched the trailer for "Star" a moment after I had just seen Pixar's short film "Piper". That massive contrast in the animation quality made the models and the animation in "Star" look extra hideous.

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>>94240285
this tbqh. /co/ is gonna have a fucking meltdown and it'll be hilarious.[/spoiler[

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>>94240106
>Hotel Transylvania 3 is about Drac falling in love on a cruise ship
fucking lame
atleast it'll have fun animation and be somewhat decent with Genndy behind it, hopefully.

>>94239111
>that voice cast
>IT S A BUDGET MOVIE GUYS
kekitty kek

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>>94240157
feels like a parody sketch

I have a question. 27.5m+ is too good for this POS. Hollywood should not be rewarded for shit.

How is this POS at 6% RT making that much? Come on parents, you rejected so many shitty animated films like Penguins of Madagascar, Storks, Planes, Planes 2, Smurfs 2 & 3, Alvin & The Chipmunks 4, Ninja Turtles 2, What happened?

I remember 6 years ago when parents chose squeaking blow chunks over a fabulous globetrotting animated adventure. That was very sad to see happen... In 2013/2014, I thought parents were getting wiser with how to tell which animated films are crap. What's so special about talking crap?

>>94240285
I'll admit I am curious what they'd do in a sequel...

>>94240470
The cast is just very strange. A Walking Dead actor, some actors from other animated movies, a has been pop star, a woman who sung the Wicked soundtrack, talk show host, a girl who felt guilty about masturbating, fucking Fluffy, Tyler fucking Perry, and another has been pop star with her last hit since 2009!

>>94240261
Not to mention how shitty the animation looks. Emoji Movie might make $100 million sadly but it will do no favors for Sony Animation's reputation. The Star might not even make $20 million.

>>94240495
The new tactic is to pour millions into marketing.

They realized a couple years ago that recognition is fucking everything and have the means now to ads for shitty movies into your billboards, TV, cat videos, etc...The normie mind has never been so accessible.

>>94240465
$50 million isn't dirt-cheap but it's not huge budget either.

>>94240470
Literally this. It wouldn't be out of place in a bad Family Guy flashback.

>>94239275
Almost every wide release gets Thursday showings now.

>>94240292
Cloudy 2 was a disappointment.

>>94240587
Still it's not Emoji movie levels of bad.

>>94239634
Because Japan.

Same reason emojis in general exist.

>>94240389
At least this one didn't to the thing where the ad for the trailer is an actual part of the beginning of the real video. That practice is becoming more and more common and I fucking hate it.

Also
>seeing ads

>>94239886

China being 'fraid of those ghosts is the only reason it flopped, people were watching it out of pure spite on both sides that first weekend

If the movie had opened in China it would have made its money back and then some

Those people will watch anything as long as it's got CG and splosions

>>94240592
Well, yeah.

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>>94240106
>this is where playstation network's 4,200,000,000$ gross annual revenue is going

>>94240106
>Sony is making the donkey Ollie movie
I knew farmer John would make it big someday.

>>94239555
What a bunch of wasted trips on such shit post, kill yourself desu.

>>94239151
Well then, why wouldn't Leap!, Despicable Me 3 or even Cars 3 be the one to take the cake?

They are also animated films for the summer and they have celebrity voice actors (Leap! is actually a French movie which was then dubbed into English), Leap! even had a top-charting theme song (Cut to the Feeling).

Why does it have to be The Emoji Movie?

In This Corner of the World wouldn't probably do that well here in North America since it's only in Japanese with English subtitles, it's rated PG-13, it's about World War II and it's only getting a limited release.

Your Name. did pretty well here in North America for a limited release anime film but it's not exactly a blockbuster.

>>94240157
>>94240319
BABA YETU

>>94241159
Because it's more "realistic" to assume that the worst one that everyone hates will not only pull in more money than expected, but will win the box office forever

>>94239555
Sausage Party wasn't so bad. I watched it recently and it was edgy and lmao weed at times, but frankly they had some really funny jokes. Just have to be less vulgar for the sake of vulgarity .

>>94239555
Hi, Seth.

>>94240106
>Star
>From the people who watched Aethel.

>>94241198
its production being a hellhole wasn't a help.

>>94239624
Apple looks like a maggot staring it's grotesque penis.

Reminder that if this will be successful sony will push phase 2 of the modern internet cinematic universe

Memes the movie

>>94241192
I already saw all of those movies (I saw Leap! earlier because the Blu-ray is already out in Europe and Canada) except for The Emoji Movie and from what I saw, Leap! would be probably what would attract mainstream audiences the most (an all-star voice cast for the English dub, original pop songs including Cut to the Feeling, which is a current top-charting one, great CGI animation, especially for a studio that isn't American, fun overall tone, and a decent enough story) while the best movie of all of them would be Your Name..

Because many people are already kind of tired of the Minions, many people think Cars is one of Pixar's weakest films and some people won't live down Cars 2, which is commonly agreed to be Pixar's weakest film of all time.
And again, In This Corner of the World won't do well because of the PG-13 rating and the fact that it's only getting a limited release in Japanese with English subtitles.
Your Name. did very well when you consider that it only had a limited release but it was hardly a blockbuster.

I expect that either The Emoji Movie or Cars 3 will make the most bucks in the box office in terms of animated films, while I hope Leap! will make the most money in terms of animated films, because Your Name. is already off cinemas and it only got a limited release while In This Corner of the World will most likely not do that well for the reasons I already stated.

But if Mary and the Witch's Flower gets localized and released in the US this year, plus it gets a wide release, I'm hoping that one will do very well in the box office.

Hopefully, Mary and the Witch's Flower won't be localized by Lionsgate, especially with their unforgettable blunder called Norm of the North.

>>94240129
This, I already went to all of the Ghibli films in cinemas with my girlfriend.

>>94241501
They wouldn't want to be offending the Kekistani by appropriating their cultural heritage.

>>94239584
>I want to shove my penis in Salma Hayek if you know what I mean.
What did he mean by this?

>>94239076

Humanity was a mistake

>>94239634
because a fetus emoji would be in bad taste.

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>>94239624

>i.i.it's decent guys, who cares if it' not great, it will totally makes half the voice actor's budget in 3 weeks!

>>94240157
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gHXBMWs4sbc

>>94239076
Gee maybe it's because everyone won't shut the fuck up about it causing a large group of people to see it out of curiosity or something.

All I care about is how they're gonna make the porn parody
Are they gonna put porn actors in costumes or let them wear emoji mask?
Will the masks change faces when the guy cums?
Will it be full of memes and advertise porn apps?

>>94241862
They'll make it like that McDonald's ad

>>94240599
>Because Japan.
>Same reason emojis in general exist.
Two nukes weren't enough.

It's got nothing to do with fucking hipsters. It's idiot kids dragging their parents to see it.

>>94239274
If this happens you have permission to kill me.

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>>94239076
>Emoji will beat Iron Lad

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>>94241803
>the horses

>>94239076
>/co/ BTFO once again.
It really does keep happening.

>>94239274
oh god this is horrible
i really wish we weren't legally forced to watch these awful movies
oh wait i forgot i can just ignore everything i dislike

>>94239275
It's okay bro the CIA don't monitor your posts on THIS board.

>>94242139
As far as you know...

$50 million production budget
Assumed $50 marketing budget
Total $100 million costing
Domestic theatres take roughly a 50% of ticket price cut. Overseas it is between 50% and 80%

In order for the movie as a stand-alone to make back its cost, Emoji Movie would need a box office income of about $220m.
It's unlikely to make that much money, but that doesn't mean it is a total loss for Sony.
>Sony can write off any losses against profits in better performing movies (e.g. Spider-Man)
>Sony will make some money off merchandise
>Sony advertised some of it's child companies
>Sony would have been paid to advertise the ones it didn't own.
If it makes at least $100m they can probably call it a success.

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>>94240157
That Mary though

>>94240143
The Pony movie is 2D and it's coming to theaters. I know /co/ doesn't wanna hear about it but still... it counts. It's mostly 2D.

>>94242275
You fool! You'll summon him!

>>94240157
this.....is going to piss the SHIT out of hardcore christians.

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>>94242256

It it weren't for dumbass parents taking their mouth breathing offspring to see this so they could get a break from being a parent for an hour and a half, this movie would've tanked.

>>94239911
Did you try to upload an image, anon? I don't see anything.

>>94242162
I doubt this movie is only 50 millions, between the voice acting and the production value it's unlikely.

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>>94240233
Well, Sony is already sunk. The Emoji movie and Jumanji have to save it
>>94240157
Is Sony fucking retarded?
Russia is not going to show this movie. South America will probably not show it in some countries. All Islamic markets will ban it, can't depict prophets. Parents will not take their kids to see it.
Why would you make a controversial comedy when you're on the verge of bankruptcy?
Why does it look like it was made in 2006 by a ripoff company?
Why?

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>>94239268
>Slave labour
/co/mblr is real

>>94242669
Well, it is, but Sausage Party was also made on incredibly harsh conditions for the animators. It was almost Japan levels

>>94242698
Stressful conditions =/= Slave labour

>>94242777
People weren't paid, they would work them for 19 to 22 hours a day without breaks. They'd also get harassed by Sony execs because the animation staff would look dead, but not "dead enough."

People who got sick were told to keep working or they were fired. People asking to go to the bathroom would have wages cut, people going to get food were told to clear out their station because they were fired.

Animators tried asking the stars and writers behind the project for help, all they did was laugh about it or call them fucking pussies. Seth Rogan was known for being a dick to the animators when they asked for time off to be with their families or attend events like funerals, he'd call them whiny lil bitches or use the intercom to tell people on multiple floors that an animator has a stinky pussy, a tiny cock, or saggy granny titties.

There's a point where this goes from, "Yeah, an air conditioning unit is on the fritz and we are sweltering in this heat" and "I think I've gone blind in my left eye, oh...I'm fired...uh...okay"

>>94242998
This reads like copypasta

do you guys really think the public cares about RT scores?

This show was going to make a profit regardless of reviews

>>94239602
Europeans lap this shit up just as much as Americans.

>>94239142
its just parents desperate for anything that can make their kids quiet for two hours

>>94241159
marketing

>>94243016
Its a well known story and one of the reasons the movie was hushed.

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>>94240106
A Peter Rabbit movie and a Goosebumps sequel are also coming in 2018. An Angry Birds sequel in 2019 and an original movie involving Lin Manuel Miranda.

>>94239555
>Those trips on such a shitty opinion

What a waste

>>94242998
Still not slave labour. Very bad conditions, but not slave labour.

>>94243176
yeah, slaves cost money to replace so they were treated better.

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>>94243143
>Peter Rabbit
>With James Corden

Just make the fucking Peter Rabbit Tank Killer film.

>>94242998
if they don't like the working condition they can quit

they chose working over quitting or getting fired

no one forced them, it was their free choice

>>94243176
arguing semantics is always retarded FYI

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>>94239467
i knew this screencap would be relevant some day

>>94242624
According to Box Office Mojo:

God's Not Dead - 2 million dollar budget, 60 million dollar total domestic gross
God's Not Dead 2 - 2 million dollar budget, 20 million dollar total domestic gross
Heaven is for Real - 12 million dollar budget, 91 million dollar total domestic gross

I seriously doubt Christianity is gonna keep The Star from breaking it's 18 million dollar budget.

>>94240405
They probably paid the shills in /co/ nothing

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>>94239274

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>lol guys lets go see the emoji movie ironically
>wtf why is it making money??????

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>>94239634
>>94239997
>>94240599

>>94243263

this is really easy to say when your parents pay for your house and food

>>94239911

Why the fuck do people keep posting blank images? Is this some kind of new meme?

>>94243274
No, you should use proper wording so you can't delibirately confuse people to further your agenda. Bad conditions =/= slavery, stop making light of slavery.

>>94243218
Do you know how consent works? People on /co/mblr should be the first ones to know about consent.

>>94243500

>disliking bad working conditions means you are tumblr

Is this really how low we've gone? You should really kill yourself.

>>94243478
Nobody is responsible for your bodily needs but you. None of us are entitled to other people's resources because we want/need them.

>>94243512
Nice strawman, is that how low you've gone? Arguing against strawmen instead of facing my argument?

Do you know how consent works? Stop dodging.

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>>94243143
>Born to be wild
>The plot of the fucking book is "mother rabbit goes on errands, her three good daughters behave well while she's out, her misbehaving son runs off to play in the of an aggressive rabbit hating farmer, he gets stuck in the garden, wishes he listened to mom and manages to barely escape with his life
>Sequel story involves his cousin roping him into the same scenario again, only now a predatory cat pins them under a basket until they get rescued by the cousin's father, who then belts them for doing something so fucking stupid

It's like two episodes of the rabbit version of this, with child abuse at the end.

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>>94243551
The other poster is worse.

>>94243530

t. someone who lives with their parents

>>94243500

>t-t-tumblr
>everyone who disagrees with me is that website i don't like

simply epic

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>>94243573
>One of my favorite things to watch as a child on VHS
>Brutally sodomized by no-talent hacks into a steaming pile of "just like everything else"

Poor Beatrix must be spinning in her grave.

>>94243595
t. thief freeloader who justifies violent theft with arguements based on his feelings of resentment and jelousy towards people who are more prosperous than him

>>94242669
>not getting paid for the hours you work is okay

Lolbertarians should be sent to live in Somalia.

>>94242138
tell that to the autistic manbabies complaining about Teen Titans Go

>>94243634

I know it's easy to say "well they don't have to work at that job" when mommy and daddy pay for everything, but you should be aware that not everyone lives with their parents.

>>94243604
>Can't face the argument made
>Decides to nitpick on the banter
Fuckin' A m8

>>94239111
I 100% guarantee this will do $150 million global box office, minimum. I wouldn't be surprised if it tops $200 million. Screencap this post.

>>94239177
This.
Parents should really put their foot down with this kind of thing

>>94243661
I live in a student dorm, but you should be aware that you can't justify theft based on your precious fee fees.

>>94243655
>Agree to conditions
>Literally sign with your name confirming that you agree
>HELP IM BEING OPRESSED
I think retards like you would fit better in Somalia

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>>94239624

Popeye died for this.

>>94243687

Paid for by your parents.

Protip: "I didn't like working at that job" is not an accepted excuse when your landlord knocks on your door and asks for rent.

>>94243760
Paid for by my student loans. Keep slithering away from the fact that you are an amoral thief that supports violent theft because of your personal feelings of resentment and jelousy towards people more succesful than you. Truly sad.
Nobody cares about your precious feelings in the real world, bud.

>>94243500
>Do you know how consent works?

Animators were threatened with being blacklisted from animation industry if they were to quit prematurely. If new employees were to treat each new venture with the kind of mistrust that would have prevented them from barging in such a mess as that studio was, you would have next to no new companies entering the market.

>>94243792

>Nobody cares about your precious feelings in the real world, bud.

says the guy who thinks that you can pay rent if you keep leaving jobs you just don't like

>>94243797

Uh why don't their parents just pay for their food and rent while they look for a new job? Fucking lazy idiots.

>>94240261
Mary's cute though, she makes for a decent pregnant Waifu.

>>94243802
Where did I say that? Are you really this retarded? I'm saying theft is wrong and consent is good, do you disagree?

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>>94243712
>Agree to conditions
>Literally sign with your name confirming that you agree

How about:
>preexisting conditions undergo complete change (studio in question had no idea how to make an animated movie, so animators themselves had to create entire framework from the ground up)
>Free overtime becomes mandatory for retaining ones job
>Animators end up quitting left and right while being threatened with industry blacklist

These days I cannot tell which of /pol/'s economic snowflakes are more retarded - NEETsocs or Libertardians.

>>94239911
Come on, at least come up with a reaction image. I get it, you don't have much in your folder, but resorting to just a white square is embarrassing. Fucking draw one or something.

>>94243797
Then it's a breach of the agreed upon terms if the animation studies does this kind of shit (I don't think any of the animators agreed to be blackmailed).

A breach of contract should be punished. People breaching contracts has nothing to do with ancapism, like the first retard implied.

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>>94239076
I hate that companies can succeed or at least skate by on making low-effort cash grabs that will make any amount of money by appealing to 13 year olds who live off youtube memes

>>94243901
>defending Lel Trump sux amirite guize?!?!?!?!
he won, the get over it

>>94243890
The point was it still isn't slave labour. It's a breach of the agreed upon terms NOT slave labour. Stop making light of actual slavery by likening the two to each other.

>>94239076
>guy doesn't get girl
Harsh

>>94243874
Nobody is saying theft is okay dumbass. What is it about anarcho-capitalism that attracts mega-autists?

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>>94242138
That's not the point. The animation medium is continuing to become less and less respectable because normie faggots keep supporting this souless, unfunny corporate bullshit. Meanwhile movies like Kubo and the Two Strings or The Little Prince struggle to break even, discouraging studios to make animation that doesn't fit the mould. The mould being: unfunny "kid" humour, poop and fart jokes, generic Disney rip off character design, cliche and uninteresting plot, etc etc. I'm fucking sick of this shit.

>>94243573
God, these were my favorite books as a kid. I'm definitely not going to watch this to prevent it from tainting my memories of the books. I bet they're only showing the ears in these posters because they know their design is ugly as fuck.

>>94243970
Glad we agree theft is bad then. Also, I'm not an ancap you retarded dolt, but keep making these strawmen so you can pat your autistic self on the back for thinking you're being so clever.

>>94239142
No. Stupid children and their parents who don't care what they watch just as long as they shut the fuck up for an hour and a half are to blame

>>94243925

They managed to make both the romance subplot AND the rejection forced. HOW DO YOU DO THAT?! He doesn't get the girl, which is fresh. However the execution was just as forced, which UNDERMINES IT.

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>>94243970
You see, Ancaps are not unlike those zombie apocalypse preppers.
In both cases you are treated to a bunch of people roped into a belief that they will be the ones standing on top, defending fruits of civilization, rather than a nameless droplet in a sea of decrepit wretches fired upon from above.

>>94244012
I assumed when you were autistically raging about "violent theft" you were referring to taxation.

the soviets should have nuked us

>>94243457

Nah. It's more like this:

>Hey Vegeta! Can we see the Emoji movie?! Can we?! Can we?! Can we?! Can we?!

>NAPPA IF IT WILL SHUT YOU UP FOR FIVE MINUTES THEN FINE!

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>>94244009
The design is just bland.

>>94244034
Except zombie virus manufacturing is not writing laws.

>>94244012

So are you saying that wanting to get paid what your employer agreed to pay you is theft?

>>94244048
Law that says contracts between employer and employee don't need to be 100% consentual is akin to violent theft. Which it seemed like you were in favor of.

>>94243143
>Lin Manuel Miranda.

oh, so that's the mysterious project Byron Howard (Bolt, Tangled, Zootopia) is working on.

>>94244084
Not the other guy you were arguing with, but I still don't really see how you are getting that. The opposite in fact, seemed to be what he was saying.

>>94244078
No. If company agrees in contract to pay X, then they should pay X. Stop making assumptions about what I think.

>>94243802
You aren't entitled to money for a job that someone wake could do for you. You don't deserve a place to live in if you can't pay for it. These are not your rights. If you don't like that job, you go homeless. Suck up, bitch.
>T. English teacher living in shitty apartment

>>94243612
I feel you, man. Grandad got me all the VHS's for one of my birthdays.

At least all the other stories I enjoyed are safe, like that one about the mice helping the cobblers

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>>94243910
>missing the joke entirely

>>94244123
I might have misunderstood him. The fact that nobody is responsible for your own bodily needs but you still holds true, thought (which was my initial comment).

This movie is going to funded entirely by people watching it ironically to see how bad it is.

The Producers is becoming real life.

>>94244138
>>94244146

>"People weren't paid"
>"None of us are entitled to other people's resources because we want/need them."

sure sounds a lot like you're cool with them not getting paid

>>94244216
Not really comparable. The point of the Producers was that they were trying to make something as offensive and terrible as possible to fail on purpose, and accidentally made something that people found satirical and genuinely good. The Emoji Movie was designed to be a middling cash grab from the get-go and that's what it is.

>>94244146

So if your school stopped paying you, then you quit, then you got blacklisted and therefore were unable to get another job in education ever again, you wouldn't complain at all?

Fun fact;
"Emoji" is a japanese play on words similar to "Emoticon", in which "moji" is the word for "written character".

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>>94244280
Apparently that is the point at which libertardian 'charity' should just materialize out of thin air.

I mean I guess I can understand why? Are there any kids movies out now besides this one?

>>94244264
>>94244280
I'm not making an argument for the Sausage Party guys- what they did was terrible and should be punished by law. But I am making the argument that, in general, you don't deserve shit just cuz unless the Constitution if your country says so.

But if I did dumb shit, got fired and blacklisted, and went homeless, if only blame myself. Different situation completely off the school didn't pay me properly for my proper work.

>>94240233
Sony pictures has not made a profit in the last 2 years

>>94242061
He mentioned loss.jpg once. Is he /ourguy/?

>>94244321
You do know that "don't tread on me" snake (Gadsden) is about not breaking inalienable rights, don't you you? And by advocating for the snake to be tread upon, you're advocating for rights to be broken? Like the right of the animators or Sausage Party to be paid fairly.

>>94244372

>backpedaling

if you were just talking in general then you wouldn't be responding to posts about the sausage party situation.

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>>94244372
>But if I did dumb shit, got fired and blacklisted, and went homeless, if only blame myself.

As a teacher you should be aware that to achieve all of the above you only need one disgruntled girl who accuses you for rape just because she got upset with her degree.
Even with your name cleared and charges against you dropped, blacklist against you would have proven itself to be far more durable.
Would you blame 'only yourself' for that as well?

>>94244396

>implying lolbertarians care more about the rights of individuals than they do corporations

>>94244404
This post >>94243802 didn't sound like he was pertaining to just the Sausage Party stuff. It sounded like he was talking about being paid in general. As did the guy he was replying to, and the guy that guy was replying to.

>>94243984
Kubo sucked though, senpai

>>94244372

So if you quit your job because you got treated like shit and then got blacklisted because of that then you only have yourself to blame?

>>94244166
>what is committing to the part

>>94244413
I live in a country relatively untainted by SJWs. If I don't fuck up, I could maybe move to Japan and work there, which is even less SJWy.

But if it did happen, of course I wouldn't blame myself. Well maybe a little, like "I shouldn't have every interested with her, fucking sperg"

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>Libertardian gets uppity over inappropriate reaction image and builds entire argument around it

Maybe this isn't such a bad thing that most of you faggots got chased out of /Pol/ by Stormfags and NEETsoc autists.

>>94242998
Sauce?

The power of the meme is strong this year. Guys like Jacksfilms who have been sent to the highest level of meme irony have made this movie desirable. We are now at the point at which people see movies not because they like them, but so they can meme ironically in the theatre with their friends, and that includes ironically Fidget Spinning and dabbing. Plus, there's always parents who are so stupid and take their kids to anything, including trite that can hurt their young minds like this ad supported shite. There needs to be a PSA about toxic animated films or something. We have to stop Sony from doing this shit and other companies too. It only ruins animation as an art form and makes the big studios strive for easy targets and try less. Think of the children.

I'm kind of joking but Jesus fucking Christ on a crutch am I fucking mad as hell. I hope everyone who paid their hard earned money on this shit die. It's even more insulting than Norm of the North for me. They made a shit on purpose and are still collecting poor people's money. Fuck Sony, maybe I'll buy a Nintendo or XBOX this time.

>>94244488
Damn bro, /pol/ is literally 40-60% ancap+libertarian, just take a gander.

>>94244421
You got me there

>>94239142
>thinking 4chan can influence anything important

Camrip when

>>94244439
Maybe he lives in China?
Chinese have grown accustomed to screwing anyone other than themselves and their closest family; as such, they kinda expect that the same can be done to them and that they have absolutely noone to turn to for help.

>>94244439
One of my highschool teachers quit his job (dk why), and he wasn't blacklisted. I think I'll be fine.

>>94244396
but in ancapland they'd be paid according to their contract, not fairly

>>94244515
>What is the 2016 US election

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Where is it sony? I want to make my OC

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>>94244421
>mfw they actually do

>>94244567

>tfw you spend so much time on the internet that you warp your perception of reality and delude yourself into thinking a chinese cartoon forum had a significant effect on the outcome of a US presidential election

>>94244545
Philippines.
>>94244553
That's true. Just always liked the snek flag because of the original message of "don't fuck my rights and I won't hurt you"

>>94244372
>I am making the argument that, in general...

You seem to be operating under the assumption that people care what you believe in general, instead of as touching upon an actual topic of conversation.

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>>94244515
Ha maybe not...

>>94244587
A lot of voters (not most) went for Trump, because they knew about some of Clinton's seedier past. Many autistic /pol/acks made it their job to spread the infographics of Hillary's dirty laundry everywhere, which picked up by FOX and conservative media, and I'm sure that made a significant effect in many voters mind

>>94244636

Spend less time on the internet and more time outside, it's fucking with the way you see the world.

>>94244626
You seem to believe that the person I was replying to want doing that same thing, and that I simply gave out my view contrast to his.

>>94239705
The word already exists.

Clickbait. Hollywood clickbait. Studios are realizing they don't have to make something good to make money, they just have to make something bad and people will pay to see it just to make fun of it. There's no difference to them whether a ticket is bought normally or ironically, they make the same money either way.

And the general movie audience doesn't seem like they'll be wising up any time soon.

>>94244628
I misread /sg/ for /tg/ and my heartbeat went up

>>94244652
So, I'm wrong in assuming that 4chan (/pol/) organizing Hillary's dirty laundry and spreading it online, which later was picked up by conservative to broadcast to roughly half the country's voter base didn't have an effect?

>>94244696

>this is what you actually believe

Please, spend less time on the internet.

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>>94240157
>Flooding the screen with celebrities
>They all get only 3 scenes each in the movie
Seriously why did they hit 'select all' on the celebrity list?

>>94244756
Why can't you just admit it had an effect? I'm not saying it's the biggest factor, I'm saying it was a factor. Many fence sitters went with Trump because "Hillary was worse", citing her shady shit. Shady shit that FOX and conservative media take about after it gained traction on Twitter. Which was organised by... Autists on /pol/.

>>94244663
>You seem to believe that the person I was replying to want doing that same thing, and that I simply gave out my view contrast to his.

I can read a thread just fine thanks. Sausage Party was mentioned, the working conditions on Sausage Party were brought up, followed by some /pol/ sperg inserting his pet bullshit about consensual contracts and "violent theft."

Much later...
>I am making the argument in general
i.e.

>>94244817
Yeah, I jumped the gun on a political argument. Disregard, I suck cock.

>>94244515
>>94244587
I think it's totally possible that 4chan gave Trump a small nudge that turned out crucial for the election results. /pol/acks were making a lot of content that got spread elsewhere on the net. Clinton seems to have been concerned about the impact of the imageboards culture too, what with the way she went after Pepe.

>>94244815
Not defending /pol/, but most of the "PRAISE KEK" shit was leddit.
Then again, reddit steals everything from 4chan in general, so I guess it's /pol/'s fault after all.

>>94239705
It's called the Streisand Effect.

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>>94240285
You disgust me.

>>94239076
Not surprising. It's a low budget kids movie. Of course it'll make back some.

Every screening was sold out at my theatre

>>94244815

If somebody gets their news from fox and other conservative sources then they aren't "fencesitters", they were never going to vote for hillary in the first place.

>>94244844
I forgot about that. The fact that Clinton's own website had an article about a 4chan meme is telling of the board's impact.
>>94244846
I'm not taking about Kekistani faggots, I'm taking about serious shit like Seth Rich and lying about snipers and Benghazi and her flip flipping on social issues. Most of what I just listed was dug up and spread around by /pol/

>>94244889
Centrists watch Fox too. And a lot of Republicans were neverTrump until the shit about Hillary came up

>>94244912
>had an article
She never took down that page, it's still there.
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/

>>94244970
Every time

>>94244912

>Most of what I just listed was dug up and spread around by /pol/

It really wasn't. People knew about this shit before /pol/ yelling about it.

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shocking

>>94239111
Fidget Spinner: The Movie WHEN?!

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>>94244510
tl:dr

>>94243922
>REEEEEE metaphors!
>I will now compare you to communists, even though that's offensive by my own retarded logic!

>>94240410
>Smurf movie
Not the one where they're living with some dude in New York, I hope.

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*blocks your popeye movie*

>>94245547
cute

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>>94240157
Is Kegan-Michael Key gonna become the Drake to Jordan Peele's Josh?

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>>94239934
tfw got to see dunkirk in a basically empty theater because it was 10:00 on a tuesday.

>>94240285
I want it to hit #1 so I can witness the absolute fucking meltdown the internet will have, but I also really don't want to encourage Sony to make any more of this shit
They deserve to suffer after killing off Popeye

>>94240587
Yep. The only origina thing was that they revealed the obvious CEO villian was evil 5 minutes in instead of trying to make it a third act twist that everyone saw coming. The puns were cringeworthy and forced, especially when translated to my native language (the only time I heard laughter on the cinema was an added pun referencing a certain politician)

>>94245673
>10 million
It's not a flop, but at that rate I don't think it'll even make back it's budget
Hopefully I'm right

>>94243263
They were threatened to be blacklisted anon. If they got fired then chances are they would not able to find work again.

>>94245673
How much did Sony expect to make from this movie?

>>94239658
Well Emojis are a Japanese invention.

>>94239911
I'm sorry I deadnamed your husbando

>>94239076
There's no accounting for universal bad taste.

>>94245790
20m

>>94245687
Yeah, this'll never make its budget back on the hundreds of millions it'll earn on merchandise sales alone.

>Dunkirk dies to the EMOJI MOVIE

>>94240465
More than half the budget went to paying the voice actors.

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>>94245673
mmm

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>>94245673
>>94245790
>>94245879
So... who will be the hero we need but not the one we deserve.

>>94239076

All those culture pop CGI movies dont want box office. They want sell the IP for merchandise

Has anyone here actually watched this movie, cam or otherwise?

>>94239467
@

Guys, the Emoji movie is AMAZING

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>>94244429
I don't even visit /co/, but Kubo was some of the most based movies I've watched this year:
>fucking awesome soundtrack
>actually pretty interesting themes of family and death in general
>stylish as fuck
It wasn't particularly engrossing, because LAIKA fucked up the pacing of the plot a bit, but otherwise it was really fucking solid.

>>94239076
Will the menstrual blood emoji appear in the sequel?

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>>94239076
Sure it'll make money, but at what cost? Right now the emoji movie is the worst reviewed animated movie of all time. On the long run, this will remembered as one of Sony's worst moments, and it'll only hurt their image even further.

>>94246513
And it was essentially a box office bomb. Not even CGI can save such stories.

>>94244060
Y'know, he isn't even stylized and I can tell that he's making the Dreamworks Face.

>>94239076

Critics BTFO even more than with Suicide Squad.

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>>94240278
>projecting projection

>>94245580
Keegan is much funnier.

Can anyone read Spanish?

This is one only two reviews positive about this movie

https://www.elnuevodia.com/entretenimiento/cine/nota/viajealmundodelossmartphones-2344087/

>>94240070
Kids have probably already seen them.

>>94245673
>>94245687
From what I heard, Sony spent well over $50 million on the marketing budget for the film. That is, while most marketing budgets are equal to the film's production cost, Sony spent far more than that.
So they're going to have to make at least $100 million to $150 million to be in the red. At ten million on day one isn't a particularly good sign, especially with the film's critical reputation.

>>94244628
>social media painting targets
>rip in peace mudslimes
Better than secret service operatives

>>94246730
>>94239934
This is the best outcome.

It's kind of obvious it would suceed. The next kids movie I think is the ninjago movie? Kids during summer will be brought by their parents for the next two months.

>>94239274
>message boards still existing two decades from now
Good one anon. X,D

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>>94246730
To follow up on this, here's an easy example of Sony's marketing for the film: For some reason, Sony decided to "crash" the Cannes Film Festival by having a press junket to launch the film's trailer. This involved commandeering a pier with Emoji Movie branding and whatnot, putting on costumes...

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>>94246994
...and a stunt in which T.J. Miller himself went parasailing with a parachute emblazoned with Gene's ugly mug.

>>94239076

Shit like the Emoji Movie is why animation isn't taken seriously as a medium in America.

>>94242624
>South America will probably not show it in some countries
Why not?

>>94239142
Anon we've known this for decades now. Kids will literally watch anything brightly colored. That's why animation was literal garbage in the 70's and 80's, executives realized that as long as you added the right bells and whistles you could get kids to watch anything you wanted them to.

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>>94245673
>atomic blonde is doing well

Gotta look on the bright side.

>>94244060

Beter Rabbit?

>>94244060
I want to fuck that rabbit.

>>94244322
Despicable Me 3, and depending on the cinema Captain Underpants may be still be there. Also in summer some can put old movies too.

>>94239076
I watched the trailer.

It didn't look great, but it also didn't look as terrible as what you guys are claiming. at least it genuinely has an original concept

This is only according to the trailer, though

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>>94240106
Is that a Nestor the Christmas Donkey adaptation?!

>>94245498
Not my argument. Nor do I care. However.

The words used were,
"Literal slave labor."
A metaphor is, by definition, not literal:
"a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable."

Can Sony even use all that ironic money?

>>94239076
This gets it.
https://youtu.be/2U-dSB01e2c

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>>94242154
Get this hothead outta here

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>>94247971
>original concept
hooh boy

>>94242624
>South America will probably not show it in some countries.
As long as Sony put in the money we'll not give a shit, nigga