What if Bane and Steven switched places?

Well, whatever else, CIA would still find a big guy.

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>>94237523
choose between pearl and amethyst to replace spencer

Some shitposter is gonna say that Steven's gonna cry or some shit like that, so I'll say it for them.

>>94237594
>Please let me break you Mr. Batman?

Honestly Steven in the DCU would be the perfect sidekick for Wonder Woman.

>>94237786
that sounds really fun actually

>>94237786
>why are you crying?
>we're out of ice cream!
>*fart*

>>94237589
Source?

If Bane is the result of Rose fucking Greg in this AU, what did Rose look like before Bane was born?

In this AU Homeworld starts their return to Earth just a bit earlier, while Bane Universe is an infant. CGs+Steven are scanned by the Red Eye and all captured easily. Bane is sentenced to pay for his mothers crimes, and raised in a Homeworld prison. Eventually he learns of the great hero rebel 'Captain Lars', and, after breaking out of prison, sets himself to proving his superiority by Breaking the Bingo-Bongo.

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>>94238135

Deathstroke kills steven for being a faggot. Bane breaks lars in half for being a fag

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>>94239853

>>94237523
Tell me about Steven, why does he eat the cookie cats!

>>94240588
He's an effeminate guy.

>>94240596
For you.

>>94240596
A lot of crying for a hybrid "warrior"

>>94239406
not sure what issue but the series is Secret Six

THE FLIGHT PLAN I LISTED WITH THE AGENCY INCLUDES ME, GARNET, AMETHYST, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY UNSHATTERED

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>>94237523
>If I pull that off, will you die?

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>>94242519
It would be extremely painful.

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>>94242540
You're a guy of varying size.

>>94242561
UU
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>>94239502
Close to Jasper but even bigger and more muscular

>>94237589
>you are petite, with little significant muscle mass
UUUU

Tell me about Steven, why does he wear the gem?