ITT: Stupid questions thread.

>>94235791
Are you having a stroke?

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>>94235805
I mean, Why is wolverine like drinking metal thing? Why can't he rub the metal on his claws?

>>94235915

...What? His claws... Are coated in metal...

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>>94235791
Laura only has the 6 metal claws, Logan has 100 lb of metal over his skeleton including his mutant bone claws.

>>94235791
>>94235915
OP are you retarded or is English not your first language?

>>94235791

the adamantium skeleton prevents his body from being broken, that is why Wolverine can be repeteadly hit by the Hulk.

>>94236271
It is in a title.

>Stupid questions thread.

>>94236319
That seems weird.

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Is this what Colossus cum looks like?

>>94236491
Lewd!

>>94236395
The entire point was to make Logan a weapon

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>>94236395
His metal skeleton makes him very durable, a chain saw can cut off Deadpool or X-23's arm or leg but it cant go through Logan's limbs.

>>94235915
This is a joke, right? You're fucking with us right now?

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>>94235915
you need to learn how to put together a proper fucking sentence senpai

>>94236645
Yep.

>>94236610
>>94236581
Thank you for answering my question.

>>94236692
You could have just looked at wiki and read a basic summary of his origin before asking.

How does Clayface get color when he shapeshifts?

Has Batman ever shown love for his country?

Does Rule 34 apply to the Speedforce?

Is /co/ really that hung up on OMD, or is it just a meme?

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>>94236243
>Stupid questions thread.
Can Laura get knocked up and does her hymen regenerate

>>94236491
Multiply by 10, then yeah.

>>94236856
Probably.
Also going theory is there's a subconscious aspect to healing.
So naturally her hymen wouldn't heal because hymens are only for pure good girls. And Laura knows she's never been one of those.

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>>94236856
X-23 is an assassin product ready to be cloned and sold, If your paying for your assassin to come with the ability to get knocked up your assassin becomes a liability.

actually, his claws and skeletal system are molecularly bonded with adamantium, not coated!

>>94236767
>Is /co/ really that hung up on OMD, or is it just a meme?

One more day would be better if they just broken up and peter found a way to heal aunt may.

>>94239261

OMD would have been better if Aunt May had died and they'd either still broken up or had a strained relationship after that because finding a way to move on past the hardships of life is what Spider-man had been about for decades up to that point

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>>94235791
If atrocitus stopped being angry for a moment, would he lose the ring? Would any lantern lose their ring if they stopped feeling their emotion for a second?

>>94236767
>Has Batman ever shown love for his country?


The Dark Knight Strikes Again where he frees us from ourselves

What would happen if you gave Bruce banner beta blockers and then tried to piss him off?

>>94236243
How does laura work?
I seems like if anything hit her claws hard enough they'd tear off her arms like really long fingernails

>>94241162
(not them)
Wolverine's powerset, and thus Laura's too, includes moderate superstrength.
You don't see Spider-Man punching so hard that his own arm flies off, do you?
That sort of thing doesn't happen.
Those claws can (and have) been ripped out before, but Logan and Laura's healing factors grow new ones back in unless the missing claws are reattached.
And in case you ask: Logan's adamantium bones are all canonically connected by some sort of flexible adamantium fibers, cables, chains, or links of some kind.

>>94241162
She has healing factor and bone claws that were coated in adamantium, She lost her arm in X-Force and was forced to cut out her metal claws from her detached arm, regrow the lost limb then ask Dr. Nemesis to extract her bone claws and re insert her metal ones.

>>94236767

- Clayface probably alters his pigment through microscopic textures, different surfaces in nature reflect and refract different colors in different ways because of incredibly small patterns on the surfaces. Some butterfly wings have no pigmentation, their colors are entirely texture on otherwise transparent material.

- Bruce Wayne loves Gotham with a creepy fervor. I have to expect that extends to Gotham's country.

- The Speedforce can outrun any internet rule.

- OMD is the one meme based in 100% honest outrage. Fans get used to a certain status quo, Pete and M.J. worked well together despite all the non-stop crappy stories that happened during their marriage. So it still hurts the fans that were just getting used to Pete as an adult.

Why the fuck does Jack remember Ashi, better yet, why the fuck is he still in the past

What's Brainiac's current back story and power set supposed to be?

>>94241671
He created a stable time loop by arriving just after he went into the future

>>94237580
And shoots like a pressurized water hose

>>94241730
That doesn't add up because the Jack we saw sent forward was put into an aku-less future. The Jack we see mourning his fiance was a result of his adventures in the aku-ruled future.
Even if the jack sent to the future before aku's death made his way back to create a stable loop, he wouldn't remember Ashi.

>>94236491
Colossus is relatively "human". The mutate gene allows him to coat his outter body in metal. But that's it. His internal structure is still intact to that of a normal human being. i.e. no metal intestines.

>>94241900
Not true. He was depicted as having metallic blood in Whedon's run and has often suffered wounds while in his metal form that did not reveal human flesh beneath.
Furthermore, it's not just a surface change when he transforms, he grows physically larger and taller when turned to metal.
And he's a mutant, not a mutate.

is Johns kinda an edgy writer? like he's copying Millar's formula but more bloated

>>94241900
he's also strong as fuck
>>94242228
bringing him back was a mistake

>>94241701

Multiversal Supergod

Will Warhammer Fantasy have a comic now that Total War is successful?

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If skin-to-skin contact activates her powers, what about skin-to-hair contact, or hair-to-hair contact?

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since when can Hulk talk?

>>94243069

Could Rogue cut pieces off of herself and throw them at people to steal powers remotely?

how do we fix /co/?

>>94243069
iirc hair is a bodily waste and probably doesn't count

>>94241315
>Wolverine's powerset, and thus Laura's too, includes moderate superstrength.
>You don't see Spider-Man punching so hard that his own arm flies off, do you?

Those two things aren't analogous. X23's claws breaking off at their first bone weakpoint (even though the bone is stronger than normal bone) would be a regular occurrence with the forces that she's typically wiping at.

What's more, even with Wolverine's entirely adamantium skeleton any time he does something like try to slow a fall by dragging his claws on a concrete wall or something, his claws and skeleton that are having immense upwards force exerted on them should rip up through his arm which is having extreme downwards force of his super strength acting on it. It would be like sticking a toothpick in a marshmallow then dragging it along a wall, the toothpick is going to shift up and around and rip out of the squishy marshmallow.

>>94243152
Since his first introduction in the MCU and in the first Avengers?

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When Mystique transforms into Wolverine in X-Men she transforms some part of her body into faux-adamantium claws. These claws are later cut off by Wolverine.

Later she is stabbed by Wolverine, and in doing so passes out and reverts to her normal form. in this normal form we see the stab wounds still there, demonstrating that any wounds sustained in a morphed form carry over to her normal form and do not heal, and any flesh lost in a morphed form is taken from her net flesh count so to speak. In X2 we even see that this stab wound has left a scar, meaning Mystique's body can be scarred and won't heal in any superhuman way.

All this considered, what part of Mystique's body is now permanently missing because Wolverine cut off her claws? Can she choose to morph excess body fat into claw form in case it's cut off? Or is she now walking around missing some lengths of intestine or bones?

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Why so angry?

>>94243737

I remember reading in the comics her describing that she can lengthen or expand her body, it just causes her extreme difficulty or even pain to do so.

>>94243799

>I can't have sex without hulking out and the last time I tried I split a hooker down the middle

>>94243934
Well, he paid for a half-and-half.

>>94244295

Teehee

>>94243737
maybe she just made her nails grow to look like the claws.

>>94243152
>puny god
>betty
this is the first time he can talk in coherent sentences

>>94240793
Likely a new Hulk, seems like they happen often enough.

Who is Stan Lee?

>>94239653
No.

>>94239653
They only need the ability to feel their emotion at ring-tier levels, not just be [emotion] at all times.
I mean, Dex-starr is a cat. Even insane cats aren't angry at all times.