Terrible /co/ movies that are better than the Emoji Movie

>>94233806
I'll always the dark ending to this one.
>We're just going to leave the bitchy girl brain-damaged.

>>94233806
I liked it.

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>>94233833
No fucking way can that be better than anything.

>>94233806
>>94234058
I liked these

>>94234058
Stfu shark tale was amazing

>>94234090
To be fair I was very drunk when I watched it with some friends.

>>94234143
>Movie about a broken black guy being friends with the homosexual son of an italian mafia boss and helping him to fake his death so he could be himself
And this was supposed to be a kids movie

>>94234118
They weren't very good but you're entitled to your opinion I suppose.

>>94233806
This movie introduced me to Porco Rosso, which I wouldn't actually see until 10 years later. So there's that

>>94233806
A better question would be which /co/ movies are worse.

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>>94234442
Oh, that's easy.

>>94234442
Ratatoing, I guess. Unless you do this >>94234220

I'm confused by all the Emoji movie shitposting. Who the intended target? Literally no one cares about the Emoji movie and you guys are acting like it's being received as the savior of childrens entertainment.

>>94234697
People dislike it because its such a blatant cash grab.

>>94234697
I'd imagine literally anyone, Sony is super desperate for a hit to save their sinking film production side of their business which has been pumping out bad movies that don't exactly make back the dosh they need. However, they might need to just back up a bit and seriously look at what they're greenlighting.

>>94234697
It's too easy to mock

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I feel sorry for the poor soul who was forced to wear that costume

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At least this movie is fun to laugh at as well as it's bizarre history involving shit like "industrial sabotage".

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>>94234410
>pissing
Anon, no...

>>94234058
Only thing good for me was that Christina Aguilera/Missy Eliot's "Carwash".

>>94233806
Nice butt

>>94233806
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>>94234058
These aren't even bad.

>>94234022
>>94234058
I bet you didn't even watch it.

>>94233833
What's this about. It looks not too bad.

>>94239001
A giant octopus rescues the titanic from a conspiracy plotted by a gang of sharks to sink it with the iceberg. The main character is a female passenger who gets the power to talk to ocean life like dolphins from a chance encounter with magic moonbeams while on deck.

>>94239001
In 1999, Italian director Orlando Corradi and Korean director Kim J. Ok made a movie called "The Legend of the Titanic." You may have noticed that the movie about the historical event has the word "legend" in it, because apparently the director had no idea that the Titanic actually happened. In his vision of the sinking of the Titanic, which includes a cast of talking animals, the Titanic was sunk by a giant octopus as part of a conspiracy between the whaling industry and talking sharks. Also nobody died, it was all a misunderstanding.

Tentacolino is the sequel to that movie, and makes far less sense.

>>94239100
That's the first movie, this is the far worse sequel

>>94233806
I don't remember this well but I don't recall any major problems
>>94234058
The fuck is wrong with shark tale faggot, far better then finding nemo (granted I am biased against finding nemo because we got it forced down our fucking throats in school. I must have watched that film a dozen times

>>94239100
That sounds fucking awesome

>>94239100
Oh wait, sorry, I got it wrong. This is the plot to the first movie. Tentacolino is a sequel to this plot, and takes place in Atlantis.

>>94239135
Oh well if that's the sequel maybe the sequel is bad but that first one sounds cool.

>>94236008
>kill me

>>94239155
I mean they're both objectively bad movies but they're entertaining as fuck, especially if you watch them with some good friends who are into that and/or on with the influence of one or more controlled substances

>>94233806
>Armond White considered this a huge achievement in animation and one of Disney's best animated films

Why do people listen to him again?

>>94239155
I should also clarify that neither one of these is the titanic movie with the rapping dog, that's a whole different animated titanic movie

>>94239213
Which is also obviously terrible in its own beautiful way

>>94239001
You've already been told about the Titanic movie, but for clarity

In the Titanic movie, the main male love interest has a dog. This dog is a regular dog that does regular dog stuff. As in it doesn't talk or do anything like that, despite most of the animals doing so.

Second movie cold opens with them FINDING THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS IN THE SEQUEL TO A TITANIC MOVIE, the dog fucking makes sarcastic quips and has an attitude the whole time, everybody acts like this is normal.
In Atlantis things are absolutely fucking insane. I've watched the movie 3 times, once while sober, and I still cannot understand the drug-induced syphilitic fever dream that this movie is. Characters set up rules that clearly don't exist because they're broken next scene. Nobody can leave and nobody ages.
There's some sort of sentient toy that would die if its screws were undone, so they say they just have no screwdrivers in Atlantis. Next scene there's a talking screwdriver just hanging out with said toy. What the fuck even is this movie. It's on youtube, WATCH IT.

>>94239296
Hearing that they change the dog from not talking to talking puts me of that sequel a lot

>>94239404
Just watch them
The original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTRe-zSbEUY

and the sequel in shitty quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL8EF1h-kL8

>>94239404
It's all worth it for how completely insane Atlantis is and how nothing even remotely makes sense.

That said the first movie is mostly just boring except for magical moonbeams. I mean the other animated Titanic movie had a fucking rapping dog.

>>94239433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apgHmYOlt2g
Here's a better version

>>94239434
That's pretty much all the other one had though, aside from far more racist stereotypes. This one had a fucking international conspiracy between whalers and prison sharks.

>>94239070
>Bad
Nigga that's a classic

>>94233806

stop talking about it, it feeds on attention.
all the idiots going to see it so they can see just how bad it is are still giving it money.

>>94236008
>The Emoji Gaming Lounge
What the fuck would they even be playing? There better not be a fucking Emoji Game cash grab.

Chicken Little was bland an inoffensive.

>>94239001

There's also this. Perhaps the best musical number from any film ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyAA043KEz8

>>94241404
>bland an inoffensive

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>>94241463
>2:10
>"That was scary"
Was.... that supposed to be there?

>>94233806
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>>94234058
These are actual quality films

>>94243035
ya gots a problem with what how I articulate my think-words?

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>>94233833
What the fuck is this supposed to be, some sort of superhero weasel?

>>94243815
I always assumed it was a Manta ray with a dog face.
They gave the octopus a dog face so that was my guess.

>>94233806
Food fight

>>94243132
Ellipses are three dots.

>>94236008
>those THICC legs in the background

>>94241373
There will be.

>>94239070
Fuck you, that movies is great!

>>94241463
>It's always party time
I can't believe there's a party time musical sequence in two different foreign titanic cartoons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s

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>>94239100
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>>94239296
>>94239433
I don´t even know what to say. This is some of the most insane shit I´ve ever seen. None of this makes sense. I fear if I watch too much of this it may break my mind. What is this even! What are those movies! Its like a feverdream!

>>94247483
>Its like a feverdream!

*It's like a fever dream!

Is a camrip of the Emoji movie even up? I wanna see for myself how bad it is

>>94249509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruchtwa9G7A
at least it gave us this

>>94249878

Eisner era was amazing

>>94249878
Holy fuck that was awesome

>>94239070
fuck off

>>94249509
I genuinely don't even think this film was bad, Rosanne cow be damned. Not GREAT, but certainly not bad.

>>94234228
Someone has to re-make it without fishes and it will be considered kino.

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Really enjoyed this movie as a kid.

>>94241463
I prefer this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4a0xlOYgeI

>>94236008
I hope it pays well.

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>>94234697
The trailers didn't even look that bad desu
Why is it so shit?

>>94251220
Pagemaster isn't terrible at all. Top notch voice talent, solid story, and reasonably impressive animation.

>>94251220
Oh come on, it can't have been actually "terrible". I'm sure it holds up. It just... it just has to.

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>>94252902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOPE9IJ3hrY

Here ya go gents.

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My friend just got back from the theater. I asked him what other not-great CGI movies he could remember seeing in recent memory, and he said even Rock Dog was better than the Emoji movie.

He sees a lot of bad children's movie through his job but Emoji movie might be the first time I've seen him come back so enthusiastically angry about a movie.

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>>94239131
>The fuck is wrong with shark tale faggot, far better then finding nemo
>girlfriend gives you something precious to her just to save your skin
>lol better throw it away to bet on a horse
And that's not even the worst part. The main character is such an unlikeable asshole and that alone makes the film bad.

>>94253393
Pfft, is that your argument? He doesn't even share his "real thoughts" on movies.

>>94253800
I think he's happy that its not a gigantic stinker like the 90's Tom n Jerry movie

Its only a petite poop in the grand scale of things.

>>94234485
>dried up creepypastas are better than the emoji movie

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>>94233806
>Chicken Little
>bad

How'd you get to be so gay anyhow?

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>>94252649
>he quit silicon valley for this.

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>>94233833
>fucking dog faced octopus

>>94254230
That's only the tip of that iceberg.

>>94252902
>>94251220
The animation and music is great, the characters... uh not so much. I used to watch it all the time too. the Jekyll and Hyde bit freaked me out a lot.

>>94234022
Sing wasn't bad. It was predictable, but not bad.

Better yet, what /co/ movies are worse than The Emoji Movie? Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer, Casper - A Spirited Beginning, Mulan II, Kronk’s New Groove, Space Chimps 2, The Lion of Judah and Sir Billi are all at 0% on RT.

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>>94233915
Mindbreaking bitchy girls into subservient sluts is the patrician fetish.

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>>94255303
>Kronk's New Groove

>>94255303
I was curious about Kronk's New Groove but it only has 6 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm assuming many of the other movies listed also have a low amount of reviews.

>>94255303
Mulan II wasn't THAT bad.

>>94239296
You're making me want to watch this movie. /co/ use to have movietimes along with Storytimes, what happened to them? Would love to do a movietime of this.

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Requesting a list like this one but with feature-length animation.

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>>94260385
>baby loony tunes
>bad

>>94262966
You are thinking of muppets babies.

>>94260385
>The Marvel Super Heroes
>bad
>anything that gave us this gloriously patriotic opening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVU4HURKEXs
>bad
I want you out of my country by tomorrow noon.

>>94253724
rock dog always reminds me of that one dog character in those gay furry comics

>>94260385
Battle Force 5 wasnt bad

>>94260234
I remember a few movietimes during Xmas last year. The one I sat in on wasn't strictly /co/ related though, just holiday faire.

Still cool watching Krampus for the first time though.

But yeah I don't know why /co/ doesn't do that more often. Sounds kind of a kick ass idea to get a bunch of people together and chat along side a movie.

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>>94260385
>Battle Force 5
>bad

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>>94265312
i am pissed that i know what you mean

>>94260385
>Mystery of Alfred the Hedgehog
Was it really that bad? I remember it being decent.

>>94266523
It's passable.

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>>94266523
It's good, decent mystery solving show. Definitely wouldn't watch it alone but it's a nice show to watch with my younger sister when I'm not busy

>>94269156
I wonder how many furries this show made

>>94266523
it had that funny shota skunk everyone loved.

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>>94269191
I mean he had the most visually pleasing character design on the show it's no surprise he was the most popular.

>>94269189
Probably not as much as it could've. It was a Canadian cartoon so not as many people saw it. If it aired on Nick or Cartoon Network though it's character design would've turned hundreds of kids into furries

>>94254135
Learn to read. He's saying that it's worse.

>>94255303
>Mulan II
>Kronk's New Groove
Hey those were fun. Dumb but fun.

>>94249509
This movie was the basis of my love of red dead redemption

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>>94239100
>>94233833

Wrong movie. Tentacolino is the sequel where the main couple are in a diving bell looking for the wreck of the titanic along with their talking dog and two talking mice from the Titanic movie.

The evil sharks who conspired to sink the titanic sabotage the diving bell and the octopus goes for help and they get saved by mermen who live in Atlantis. While at atlantis they meet the king of atlantis who has no face and they're given a green elixer to drink, which makes them breath water and live forever. However they have to live in atlantis forever which they aren't told until after they drink it and it's explained to them in a song >>94241463 by a toy fish.

Some mice conspire to steal the elixer and take it to the surface. But the heroes switch the elixer for water, the mice take the water to some other mice on the surface and almost drown an elder so they are considrred crazy and thrown into a mental asylum forever(since they have eternal life). Also the eyepatch villain guy from the 1st movie and the sharks have some war with the atlantians.

>>94233969
>>94234118
>>94234143
>>94237082
>>94237833
>>94239512
>>94243134
>>94247321
>>94251004
>>94254190
ITT: Deluded people trying to defend their shit opinions.

>>94233806
>Chicken Little
>terrible
nigga, it gots Buck Mc Fucking Cluck; it's 10/10

>>94253798
then you've watched everything with Will Smith

>>94260385
>Angela Anaconda
>bad
Ninnypoo detected

>>94260385
>Planet Sheen (personally meh, but still)
>Barnyard
>The Garfield Show
>Total Drama
>Baby Looney Tunes
>My Dad the Rock Star
>Kappa Mikey
>Hero 108
>even 6Teen
whomever made this picture needs to explain this shit, in other words, he's a faggot

>>94271434
Will Smith? Okay. Kids film? No.

>>94239131
>finding nemo is bad because I was molested as a child
cry more faggot

>>94260385
>kappa Mikey
FUCK YOU

>>94271484
While I agree, /co/ absolutely hated everything Total Drama while it was coming out.

>>94233806
I don't get why people hate chicken little, I love it. It's cute and the animation holds up a little

>>94234022
Sing was cute. It's not a good movie but it's not bad either. It's watchable. I watched it on a train and enjoyed it, especially since it's not ALL current pop songs like I thought it would be.

Wish seth mcfarlane wouldn't voice kids characters though it's kinda messed up to hear brian griffin voicing a little sleazy mouse.

>>94271232
>elixer

>>94260385
>Barnyard
How dare you imply this show was bad

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>>94251220
I never watched it but the trailer was on a VHS tape I rewatched a lot (Can't remember what one though) I used to be really creeped out by the talking books so I never saw it and as an adult it just looks dumb.

>>94253724
Rock Dog was cute, I loved it. Sometimes it's nice to have a cute little feel good movie that doesn't have a goal of making you cry (like pixar). I was away from home for two weeks and this movie helped me through a tough day away from my husband and animals.

>>94265312
:( Don't remind me furries exist...

A movie isn't bad just because it's not great, yknow?

Here's my vote for a worse movie

>>94272221
>Any show that's Baby _____ is literal cancer
>Rugrats is the only show that made watching a show about babies not feel completely retarded

>>94265312
What dog?

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>>94273622

no one is likeable, plot twist is dumb, jokes are unfunny and the brainwash scene left a bitter taste in our minds.

>>94233806
>tfw I was the 'Chicken Kid' at school
>me and some friends go to see this movie because of it
>it was so bad, even to us as kids, they started distancing themselves from me
>people started making fun of me for my like of chickens
>had no friends throughout middle school

Fuck you Chicken Little

>>94274697
thank eisner for the whole idea.

"let's copy dreamworks, but in the worst way possible!"

>>94255303
>shitting on Kronk's new groove
Come on, it was stupid but it was fun as fuck

>>94260385
>Barnyard
>Total Drama
>Chop Socky Chooks
>My dad the rock star
>Loonatics
>Hero 108
>bad
I know we're known for hating everything, but come on, at least three of those are decent

>>94251220
>The paintmelting scene scared me as a kid

>>94233806
I like chicken little as a whole but it does has some obvious flaws like the town and his dad always being asses to him welll i guess when you ring an emergency bell and cause a lot of panic that leads to nothingcan result in outrage but his dad geez was really sit to Chicken Little but the movie was fun I really liked Fish out of water tho

>>94275686

Mark Dindal cant make CGI funny.

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>>94236008
>>94239156

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>>94233833
>octopus with a dog nose

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>>94260385
>new I endured fangface reruns as a child purely because of my transformation fetish/teratophilia
They were barely even transformations but werewolves did funny things to me even before puberty.

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>>94260385
>barnyard
>kappa mikey
>totals drama
>>bad

>>94276939
*mfw

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>>94252649
>He quit Deadpool 2 for this

>>94260385
Replace Barnyard, Kappa Mikey and Total Drama with The PPG Reboot, TTG and Steven Universe

Mkay

>>94249878

Slim's Japanese VA was Roy Mustang.

>>94276999
>totals drama

>>94265312
The fish-lipped one that looks like a cookie?

>>94233806
Hoodwinked & it's sequel.

>>94278888
>Hoodwinked
The first one wasn't THAT bad.

>>94234410
Is that the twin towers on his shirt?

>>94251220
>Patrick Stewart was in this too
COINCIDENCE!?

>>94260385
>70s Godzilla
>Fantastic Max
>Butt Ugly Martians
>Cramp Twins
>Flintstone Kids

This chart deserves to be nuked.

>>94260385
What was wrong with Three Friends & Jerry?

>>94279679
It is Swedish.

>>94278888
>& it's sequel

*& its sequel

>>94234697
I watched Trolls 'cause I'm a sucker for romance and it turned out to be a nice movie on top of that, I wanted to do the same for Emoji but even the romance is STRONG AND INDEPENDENT

>>94271484
Jesus Christ, all of those are awful

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>>94236008
nice

>>94283287
No real argument.

>>94260385
>kapp mikey
>bad
It was the perfect parody.

>>94276939
>new I endured

>>94275686
Use fucking commas.

>>94249509
Legit forget this even exists when it's not right in front of me

>>94234058
>There are people on /co/ defending Shark Tale

Fucking kill me.

>>94251220
I liked the movie too. The problem was that all my english teachers enjoyed it too. So I had to watch it from 6th grade all the way too my senior year.

>>94255151

This one is great just for the asshole polar bear boss.

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>>94260385
>HB Godzilla
>Baby Looney Tunes
>My Dad the Rock Star
>Kappa Mikey
>King Kong Show

its shit

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I just wonder how they got away with this

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>>94291943

>>94273714

Was this movie really that bad?
I remember liking the animation and thinking the animation looked really good but I don't remember the story at all.

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>>94293318
It ended with the "hero" TAKING OVER THE WORLD WITH HIS DEMONIC POWERS