The Star Thread

>>94224417
After everything that has happened in the world, Jesus is never coming back.

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>>94224417
>sony actually thinks they can out-top veggietales
yeah, good luck with that

>>94224417
>Jesus
As described in every version of the New Testament, never actually existed.

I wonder how a Jesus movie from the Jews' POV would look like.

>>94224797
They would see hims as a TRAITOR!

OH THANK GOD

ONE OF THE CAMELS IS A BLACK

AND I WAS WORRIED THIS MOVIE WOULDN'T BE AN ABSOLUTE GUT-BUSTER

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>94224797
I'd imagine a nice guy with an overblown ego who later gets a cult.

I didn't know SNL skits had such good production value.

>>94224417
Manger Babies did it better.

>>94224995
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER?

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX A BROKEN CAPS LOCK

>>94224417
oooh that naughty King Herod, I wonder what diabolical scheme he'll cook up next.

>>94224797
Probably something like Judas & Jesus.

>>94224572
Can we talk about how Jonah aged better visually than Ice Age despite having a way lower budget.