Can we please stop making every character gay?

>not being able to spot an obvious edit

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>>94224215
no

make it GAYER

When everyone is gay, no one will be.

>>94224261
That would be funny, especially if he stahed a creepy demon of lust but now towards men

>>94224261

Isn't one of the characters in that a canon tranny?

>>94224329
Yeah cause everyone will be fucking extinct

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>>94224215

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>I like putting my penis in poopyholes
>shut up mom it's who I really am

>>94224365
Gays can still breed. Their sex organs still function.

There would just be breeding pens where genetic stock is combined to make newer, gayer humans.

>>94224381
How can a robot even be gay?

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>>94224348
Yes there is a member of the Cat Girl superhero team that was born a woman but is now a man that acts in a bit of that queer japanese man fashion, doesn't really go into the details of their backstory.

They are a fighter with rubbery/flexible powers.

>>94224418
by loving another robot of the same gender

>>94224215
This would actually be funny if it were real.

>>94224348
A side character is, she's a part of a 4 girl team, on his bio page it says that she took a trip to Thailand and came back as a huge as man

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>>94224348
The burly guy in the catgirl team is female to Male transgender, apparently

>>94224435
It was retarded how some guy took offence to there being female transformers but had no problem with the 'male' transformers.

I mean if you want them to be just robots then they would neither be male nor female, but he still felt to do all that fucked up shit with Arcee and make them insane.

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>>94224468
I wonder if they have better ways of changing your sex in this universe, possibly via the use of quirks?

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>>94224215

>Someone posted my edit

>>94224508
the best part is when furman contradicted himself on the same page on the matter

>>94224365
Humanity deserves nothing less

>>94224699
prove it

>>94224508
He basically planted a bomb with a very long fuse.

>>94224565
she lives in a world where almost everyone has a super power. I'm Pretty sure they have more effective ways of getting it done

I need more Female Grapes

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>>94225002

>>94224565
Mineta would be a much better character if he was a pervy slut rather than a pervy creep. I feel like the trope doesn't get played around with at all.

>>94225171
You know girls can also be pervy creeps too

>>94224435
That's not "gay". Loving someone of the same SEX is, not of the same "gender".

>>94225363
Then by that definition, all robots who love robots are at least a little gay.

>>94225363
homoromantism and homosexuality are different concepts that both fall under the gay banner. They also usually go hand in hand but not always.

>>94225388
Not necessarily. Your claim is operating under the assumption that no fictional robots have sexes.

>>94225363
there's no difference

>>94224381
Not Pipes too!!

>>94224215
AWWW poor baby is afraid of gay people.. wahhhhh

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>>94224215
>every character

>it was just Iceman

>every character

>>94225475
I'm not defining "gender" as synonymous with "sex" though, so there in fact is in my definitions.

The definition of "gender" I'm using is here:
https://www.apa.org/pi/lgbt/resources/sexuality-definitions.pdf

>the attitudes, feelings, and behaviors that a given culture associates with a person’s biological sex

>>94225363
>That's not "gay". Loving someone of the same SEX is, not of the same "gender".

If you are attracted to male individuals, you are fucking gay.

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I wish everyone reacted to someone announcing they were gay like Black Manta. He'll tell them to shut the fuck up because he doesn't give a shit.

>>94226123

black manta is the best

>>94226123
Why is Blackua Lad and Manta hanging out? To be honest I know nothing of the kid in the comics.

Why is he blue-eyed and blonde haired despite his african skin and features? Was he modeled after Simon Phoenix?
Demolition Man was a good movie, way better than the goddamn Judge Stallone movie.

>>94226123
Black Manta is the fucking best DC character ever. He always does what he intends to do, he sets goals, makes incredible tech, he's not super preachy. He's like if Lex Luthor wasn't a faggot.

He only does it because he hates aquaman too. The man is driven by spite and is the pinnacle of success in the dc universe.

>>94226210
Can't say about the eyes, but since his eyebrows are black I assume he dyes or bleached his hair

>>94225597
So you're a faggot, is what you're saying.

>>94226261
The suit is pretty impressive, lets a normal human being fight in hand to hand (while also swimming equally as well) against Aquaman and other Atlanteans who are all naturally superhuman at the bottom of the ocean, where they are in their home turf.

>>94224699
Good job. I actually thought it was real for a sec.

>>94226274
correct.

>>94224215
Well I mean according to all that porn she's right

>>94224565
>quirk:
>can turn men into women by splashing cold water on them
>turns women into men by splashing hot water on them

>>94226261
Why does Manta hate aquaman, I know nothing about the character other than his massive hateboner.

>>94228948
Black Manta hates Aquaman, because Black Manta hates Aquaman.

it's that simple

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>>94226123

the new x-men did it pretty well. I guess the original plan was to make a whole big thing out of it but in the end they did the smart thing

>>94228948
autism
>>94229029
Beast looks cute, no homo

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>>94225525
>afraid
Why would anyone be afraid of limp wristed faggots?

>>94226079
>Plagiarizing a shit webcomic for a critique on a mediocre tv show

The end times of aesthetic integrity are here

>>94224215
man i wish rocket was gay.

>>94228948
>Why does Manta hate aquaman, I know nothing about the character other than his massive hateboner.
literally Autism, Aquaman even tried curing him of it during the period when he had a magic healing water hand, and while it cured Manta of the sensory issues his Autism caused*, it did nothing to rid him of his hatred or evil

*people often forget that Autism doesn't only affect how a person thinks, it can also effect how their senses work

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>>94230078
he is not? I think he would fuck groot.

>>94226261
>black manta invents crazy science shit because he hates his nemesis that much

Isn't Lex the same as well?

>>94230274

No, Lex wants to rule the world. Superman is the only person who makes him feel inadequate - that is why he hates him. Actually a completely sane reason.

Black Manta is just an asshole.

I mean, I honestly can't choose who is the bigger piece of shit - Manta or Reverse Flash.

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>>94229029
Yost was originally going to have Anole commit suicide because he was depressed about being a gay lizard boy.
Thank fuck he ditched that idea.

>>94230214
Man..
I love the nips right now.

>>94230735

that wasn't Yost that was the other guys. They wanted Hellion to bully him to literal death so Jullian would learn a lesson about tolerance of something lame.

But yeah good call NOT doing that. Hellion was a douche but that big a one and we don't need that kind of bullshit

>>94224434
that sounds pretty much like my kink

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>>94228585
good choice

>>94224434
>that was born a woman
I don't remember reading that at all. He looks just like a comedically out of place muscular dude. Where are you getting this?

>>94230214
how do you fuck a tree

>>94231003
The character bio on the extras from volume 8 if i'm not mistaken.

>>94231025
Like in my fanfictions.

>>94224381
sorry are you trying to imply that breakdown wasn't knockout's boytoy in prime

>>94231003
It's legit "his" background. In volume 8 or 9 it is mentioned that "he" gets an operation in Thailand. Tigers quirk is also density control.

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>>94231003
Oh, it was on the extras on vol 9, my bad

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>>94231025
There's no wrong way.

>>94231161
Thanks, I guess I didn't remember that.

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>>94231188
This guy knows.

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>>94224261

>>94231255
So does the girl from the first Evil Dead.

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>>94231025
You don't fuck a tree, the tree fucks you.

>>94225363
Then all artificial intelligence that's capable of love, but lack genitals, would be gay

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>>94231343
the japs have gone too far

>>94231385
oh lord

>>94224565
Grape would be so much better as a girl character. She would still be annoying, but wouldn't feel nearly as overdone.

Why did Kitty break up with Starlord and leave the guardians?

>>94232347
because she is a slut.

>>94232347
Because Bendis stopped writing Guardians

>>94228585
What happens if you splash her with hot water while you're balls deep?

>>94231116
knock out actually didn't really give a shit about breakdown in prime

>>94226210
This is from the last issue of Teen Titans. Jackson is Manta's son. Manta was going to kill his mom and Jackson volunteered to go with to spare her.

>>94226123
now imagine if he told him he was attracted to Aquaman

>>94224381
Knockout is F A B U L O U S, not gay.

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>>94224215
How does he get away with it?

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>>94224215

Why would we do that, Anon?

>>94224261
the grapist

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>>94228535
>Chochi will never do more of this.
>Nor will he ever do any more R63 TMNT
DESPAIR!

>>94225171
FemGrapes would take advantage of Izuku's inability to say no, THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED!

>>94230067
Where do you think we are?

>>94224215
Is it even an exageration to say that this would be more interesting than anything that happened in Bendis's entire GotG run?

>>94228535
Already happened. Jack Winter underwent a sex change to become Emma Frost.

Best part is Emma is both Cyclops' adopted father and lover.

>>94229029
I miss cat Beast. He was a cutie.

>>94224365
Do you not know what in vitro fertilization is?

...Or what syringes are, for that matter?

>>94231343
Sam Raimi did this already.

Fun fact, the woman raped by a possessed tree in The Evil Dead was his sister in real life.

>>94230078
Movie Rocket may be prison gay, he may be bi since if he finds a receptive person the right size he's in no position to be picky, he may have no balls at all since they could have neutered him to try to keep him calm. There's no way to tell at this point.

>>94224215
No we need more homos.

>>94230214
That's a really well drawn Rocket.

>>94224215
But Rocket is FOR gay and sexual

>>94231385
Where's the sauce, anon?

>>94226123
...is he really gay or this is an edit?

>>94224261

Mineta you're... the worse character.

>>94224362
That's cold

>>94237242
>Rocket is neutered
Damn, poor guy. Good thing he's a bottom then.

>>94230676
One created time travel just to fuck with someone the other just lies alot.

I love Manta but Reverse Flash is a God of Petty

>>94230214
Why does everyone on the internet want him to fuck Groot or Peter?

God damn fucking furries can't he just shack up with a regular Earth raccoon that only he can talk to. That would be cute.

>>94226123
I thought he was bi

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>>94224215
>Has an Otter waifu
>Gay
Nice edit

>>94224215

Seems like they're poking fun at that scene more than anything.

>>94237606
>God damn fucking furries can't he just shack up with a regular Earth raccoon that only he can talk to
He can't talk with fucking raccoons. He's sapient and they are not.

If you want him to fuck with someone like him, look no further than Lylla, Blackjack, or even Capt Sale.

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>>94237606
But anon, that would be beastiality.

>>94237606
>Why does everyone on the internet want him to fuck Groot or Peter?
Because moviefags don't know any better. I've even seen people shipping him with fucking Drax just because of the petting scene before the dance off.

Is anyone able to write anything without inject some form of romance into it? It's fucking boring, gay or not.

>>94230735
Fuck that was a good mini
I miss Rockslide and Anole interacting and actually doing things.

>>94237056
Not how it was.

Examine what we KNOW:
- Emma Frost developed telepathic abilities when she was a kid, these abilities included altering people's perceptions.
- Emma grew up in an unpleasant home environment and would run away from home when she didn't have a dime to her name.
- It was an unpleasant home environment because her wealthy scientific industrialist father was emotionally abusive as all fuck.
- It would eventually be revealed that the reason Emma always survives exploding buildings is because she occasionally turns into organic diamond.
- Emma's organic diamond form allows her immunity from telepathic assaults.
- Emma was not aware of that ability as an adult.
- Jack Winters was first seen squatting in an abandoned shack when his telepathic abilities lured a runaway orphan Scott Summers to him.
- Jack Winters told Scott that they were in the same situation as a fellow mutant runaway.
- He also displayed a number of abilities, including teleportation (despite needing Scott to help him break into a factory) and telepathy and transmutation into living diamond which he only could use on his hands.
- That factory in question was full of weird sci-fi industrial tech, that included radiation generators and hypersonic sound generators.
- Professor Charles Francis Xavier intervened during this break-in.
- Professor X has the ability to alter peoples perceptions with his telepathic abilities, and immediately established contact and influence over Scott.
- Jack winters turned himself entirely into a diamond in order to attack Professor X.
- Professor X directed Scott to "help cure" Jack Winters by focusing a hypersonic sound generator to the frequency that would affect that diamond form.
- Jack Winters was destroyed, Scott accepted the entirety of the blame, Professor X took him in as a live-in child soldier.
- Emma Frost would eventually be depicted soon after this time as being catatonic in a mental asylum.

>>94237795
You sound like the incredibly thin-skinned people I chat with who blow up when I complain about them using the terms "forced" and "gross" to refer to heterosexual relationships in literature.

>>94237847
For what purpose, anon?

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>>94237847
o shit what u doin nigger

>>94237795
I second this. There has only been one instance of romance actually interesting me and that was in something /tv/ related. I've never cared about a comic book relationship, even though I have shipped in the past the ships I like either never become canon or if they do it instantly becomes boring.

I heard an anon once say something how Superbat was a better ship than Midnighter and Apollo because "something about notBatman and notSuperman actually banging ruins all the fun of the sexual tension between Batman and Superman.

I guess the thrill of the chase is better than the kill, just as the thrill of shipping is better than the cum filled asshole." and that's basically my thoughts on most romance plots, even the gay ones.

>>94237847
MODS!

>>94225667
I'm gay most gays wouldn't put it in a tranny. Even in the ass it's not remotely as good.

>>94237847
>someone actually drew this
>there's a physical copy of it somewhere

>>94224434
>>94224486
In a world of quirks, I imagine they can do all sorts of surgery or just find somebody with a quirk that does the job.

>>94237859
I don't think they're "forced" or "gross." It's just boring to me because a lot of premises go to waste because the writer decides to focus on something everyone has written about.

>>94237815
I really don't get why they don't interact at all it's retarded but x-men has gotten so fucking lame.
>>94238035
That's just a retarded shipper. Midnighter and apollo are way better but apollo like superman is hard to make interesting. I still prefer them as a couple than not. Midnighter and dick could have actually been way better though. It was never going to happen but dick is unfortunately more on midnighters level which leads to better chemistry.

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>>94224389
>That's a good meme Ben ~Yeasty

>>94238238
This is not even close to the weirdest thing I've seen drawn. You must live a sheltered life.

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>>94237859
A lot of heterosexual relationships in the media are forced though.

Every time the protagonist so much as has a friend or partner of the opposite sex, they almost always end up hooking up. Then you have characters in action related things who are in dire situations and should be completely devoted to their cause but end up in some lame ass shoehorned romance plot anyways.

I don't want to sound tumblr but I'm sick of heteronormativity. And that's not me saying I want them to replace these hetero relationships with gay ones, that's me saying I'm sick of lame boring stupid romance subplots shitting up action movies, comics, etc., I am 18 though. That probably sounds irrelevant but my biological clock or whatever the fuck you'd call it, my lust to be in a long term relationship, hasn't kicked in yet and I'm sick to the guts of romance subplots being forced into everything cool for the sake of satiating 30 year olds who can't imagine characters being happy without being in relationships or being married or having kids just like them/just like how they want to be. It's shit and boring.

>>94224381
Wait, I thought they were trans

>>94224261
Would be an improvement honestly.

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>>94237606
Peter and Groot are the fujoshi ship. Furries ship him with the bunn.

>>94239223
True fujos will ship anything and everything.

>>94239223
>could ship Peter x big bara autismcock pounding
>choose to ship him with a small animal instead

Fujoshits truly are the worst demographic. I'm amazed that anyone managed to ship any MCU GOTG characters that aren't Peter and Gamora. I really thought it was totally gay ship proof. I guess I was wrong.

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i wouldn't have minded seeing more of these two together

>>94233112
Did you miss how much he talked about how beautiful he was & how happy he was to butcher Silas for what he did to Breakdown?

>>94237795
This. I've been rewatching a lot of Star Trek recently (TNG, Voyager, and DS9 mainly), and nothing is more annoying than when one of the characters falls madly in love with some alien they met three hours ago and who will never be brought up again after the episode is over. There's no logical buildup, no time or reason for the viewer to get emotionally invested, and it always just distracts from the central conflict of the episode. It takes time to establish a believable romantic relationship, and even if you have time, it's still really easy to bungle everything up. For shows where the main emphasis is more on the scenarios and less on the characters (though, to be fair, Voyager and especially DS9 are pretty character oriented), it's probably best to keep romantic subplots to a minimum.

>>94238409
What was it?

>>94233112
That was more a general want of revenge, not a personal one. at another point he even says he didn't really care.
>>94236394
In Prime, yes. But if you read the filename, the image is listing previously established characters THAT ARE GAY IN IDW. Knock Out and "Breakdown" are gay married in IDW.
>>94238635
Sexuality and being transgender are separate concepts, so your joke sucks. Besides, the gay transgender Transformer couple in the comics first appeared in those comics, so they weren't previously established and thus weren't included in the image.

>>94239742

..Inconclusive. Tracks was vain, but not gay. And you could call the relationshiop fraternal.

The absence of actual sexuality makes the whole relationship situation very alien.

But relationships between different 'tribes' might be considered as odd in Transformer society as homosexuality in most human societies.

I wonder when we'll see the first humanoid / beastformer romance. It's too bad Ravage is dead.

>>94240594
>The absence of actual sexuality makes the whole relationship situation very alien.
1) asexual people can and do have romantic relationships
2) gay covers both homoromantism and homosexuality

>>94230211
Manta was pretended to have autism though

>>94228948
Moby Dick syndrome. Seriously, Aquaman is the Moby Dick to his Ahab.

>>94240657

But there is no sexuality for them AT ALL. It's not even a concept in their species. That changes a lot. They don't have a word for 'asexual'.

>>94240741
m8 you missed the point. You said the situation was alien when actual real human beings are in the same situation.

>>94224215
But he is gay

>>94224389
>I like putting my penis in poopyholes

Straight men like doing that shit with women too. Which is even more degenerate and gay than actual faggots since there's a perfectly good vagina there to use.

>>94240788

But they are not. Asexuals know sexuallity exists, they are surrounded by it, it is the societal norm. Not so with Transformers. There is none of the pressure, they don't even know that could exist (I assume it exists in other species, but never for them).

>>94240816

Y-you know who's gay! YOU! You - you - DOUBLE GAYLORD!

>>94240849
>there's a perfectly good vagina there to use.

Not always, I'm guessing.

>>94224215
Please tell me this is real

>>94240657
>1) asexual people can and do have romantic relationships

Fuck off with your deranged subhuman bullshit.

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>>94224418
They can't, they have no real sex or gender.

Ergo, all robot ships are neither gay or straight.

>>94237672
What about Shocket?

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>>94240816
There is nothing gay about a raccoon being drawn to a tree.

>>94240907

Geez. That's awfully specific. Thunderblast would not be his type.

Note he didn't mention gender, though. They're still not used to that.

>>94240936

That's not a drawing, though, that's a photograph.

>>94240956
m8 he just said he'd be interested in Drift if not for the size and alt mode. Drift and Pipes are both male.
IDW Cybertronians have gender. They've always had gender. They lost one of them for a while, but the other was still there.

>>94230067
What webcomic is it?

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>>94240907
>>94240956
There actually IS a Transformer in IDW that fits his type, if he's into both dudes and ladies. And evil Decepticons.

>>94228948
There have been many reasons over the years. The most recent is that aquaman killed his father thinking it was him.
I think that may no longer be the case though.

>>94240816
OP doesn't understand the difference between -BEING- gay and coming out of the closet as gay.

This is bigotry by way of being unwilling to dispel one's own ignorance in the face of new information.

New information like the fact that not everyone is born straight despite this bigoted false assumption of universal heteronormality.

>>94240880
Who knows? Some asshole keeps posting shooped porn of one superhero raping an underaged girl. And when asked will always say it's real.

>>94240976

But does it matter to them or not? They seem more nonplussed than anything. Except for Arcee, but I still don't disapprove of how she was handled. Forced transsexuality is a pretty good reason for enduring fury.

Would like to see what she was like before the transition. Title: "An intimate emasculation".

>>94240999

Hey Nickel you're so fine
You're so fine I lose my mind
Hey Nickel!

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>>94240965
What are you talking about, this is clearly Rocket/Groot yaoi fanart drawn by fujos.

>>94237606
A regular male earth racoon

>>94239223
What would you ship if you were both a fujo and a furry?

>>94241031
>But does it matter to them or not?
Being referred to as the right gender matters to them, given that there's been several corrections from one character to another. We haven't seen any romantic rejections based on gender yet, though.
>Forced transsexuality is a pretty good reason for enduring fury.
It was forced transgender...ism, and the whole "being conscious while experimented on" is a bit of that reason for fury.

>>94237606
>Why does everyone on the internet want him to fuck Groot or Peter?

Nigga do you even understand the profound bond real raccoons share with trees? It's a love humans could never experience

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>>94241079
It's like they're made for each other.

This thread is weird. I never knew transformers were so gay. I think turning Bobby gay was kinda dumb since they could have easily have made him bi and not ignored continuity. What the fuck is with the rocket stuff? He isn t even anthropormorphized you weirdos. I guess tho if I were to make a character gay or bi it would Jason Todd as bi or Hal Jordan as bi. But I think DC is going to avoid having any of the robins be gay to avoid obvious jokes.

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>>94224261
Lol "minet" means in Russian-blowjob. Now I'm curious, how they dub it there with straight face

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>>94224215
When I read this all I think of is Erin Dies Alone.

>>94226210
He's Manta's son. His hair is dyed. He has blue eyes because he has water powers. His mom is from the same colony of Atlanteans as Mera, they all have water powers there.

>>94226123
Well of course Manta understands, after those pirates decided to swab his poop deck.

>>94241205
Stan Lee intended Iceman as a gay character from the very first issue.
It was an obvious inside joke, like all the pot references and sexual puns he put into all his comics.
Or are all those also just imagined up after the fact?
Iceman didn't start dating women until Stan Lee left the book and another writer decided Iceman had to be overtly straight to comply with Comics Code Authority censorship.
So the character was literally forced into the closet by a Real-World intolerant society, just like hundreds of thousands of Real-World homosexuals at that time who tried to live lies about who they were and who they were attracted to.
You don't like seeing a character coming out of the closet? Guess what: blame the folks that put people into the closet. Just stop pretending you get to decide this. You don't.
If you don't want to believe that someone can pretend to be sexually attracted to someone they're not attracted to, well too bad, wake up, people lie, it happens. Duh.
If you don't want to believe that someone can have sex with someone they are not at all sexually attracted to, hate to burst your bubble, but that happens too, usually with the lights off. Double Duh.
If you don't want to believe that gay men can exist, that's mental illness, seek help, you fucking psycho.

>>94242005
>Stan Lee intended Iceman as a gay character from the very first issue.
[citation needed]
And no, any quotes he's made since the reveal do not count

does anyone have the comic edit where Jean uses her telepathy to make Bobby gay?

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>>94237441
>not liking best Boi mineta

>>94242144
Nice dubs.

>>94242005
As a gay man, I don't see the point of making Iceman gay.

It's fucking disrespectful honestly, just like forcibly changing major characters into minorities. A hero's sexuality shouldn't matter, it doesn't affect their personality and it shouldn't be something that you just go around talking about constantly or are praised for.

Ice man had a legitimate love interest with Polaris, someone he cared about. If anything he would be bi unless Jean decided one day to just make him full-gay in which case everything regarding Polaris and even his feelings towards Mystique just make fucking no sense at all.

It just felt forced but people praise it just because it's a gay character in mainstream media as though that really matters or is necessary.

>>94237831
I honestly heard that the Emma might be Trans, but this one is just as interesting. Only problem is that we know that Jack was real as we had the X-humed. But I am sure that can be retconed somehow.

>>94241205
Rocket is LITTERALLY an anthro.

>>94224215

I wish Rocket was gay

>>94242483
Not to mention it was put forth as "you aren't gay now, but you become gay in the future" kind of thing.

That's not how gay works, you don't catch gay, you either are or you aren't.

>>94237912
>>94237899
what was posted?

>>94237795
Romance is there for the (non existent) female audience and gays and /co/ because /co/ isn't going to shy away from an opportunity to be completely unmasculine and even gayer than gay people
It isn't even /co/(Tumblr/ that's just the way things have always been

>>94224348
Two. Tiger and Magne.

>>94241219
in polish it means eating pussy
interestng

>>94241028
Children are born without the hability to experience sexual attraction and anyone who thinks that a baby is totally gay and asking for it needs to be on a government database

>>94238635
Trump banned Transformers from the military.

>>94242597
I wish your dad wasn't an alcoholic

>>94242020

No, he didn't. This guy is delusional, or a troll.

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>>94242597

I wish Rocko was gay. But I feel like, if you want some kind of character, you should make oyur own. You should also make them more than just a gay/trans/whatever ethnicity you want them to be

>>94242144
I find this more in character than the original.

Can we at least make some hot characters gay

>>94241076

Then we get to the question: How the holy hell do they know if they're 'male' or 'female'?

And since females are a tribe unto themselves, does that mean you can be 'born' in the 'wrong tribe'?
"Yes, I turn into a crocodile. But I identify as an attack helicopter."

Of course, I suppose for them the transition is a lot simpler.

Thirteen 'genders'. There is so much Tumblr-related fun in potentia.

>>94225667

This is why you can't have a conversation with 90% of women, they're all fucking faggots.

>>94241205

Rocket is canonically hetero. He even has a sweetheart and we don't know what the fuck happened to seperate them. But he was a lot nicer when he was still with her, so maybe she is dead.

>>94241205
>I think DC is going to avoid having any of the robins be gay to avoid obvious jokes

I dunno, it could work. You'd have to have pretty giant balls to make gay jokes to Batman or his proteges.

>>94242483

Now that you're here: which established character WOULD you appreciate as coming out?

>>94242663

I think we can safely assume it was Rocket and Groot having sex.

>>94242666

I am a cishet male and I like romance.

>>94242736

Seems like a big tactical error.

"Sir! Sir! The tanks! The tanks! They walked out in protest!"

>>94230078
he's a raccoon
he doesn't want to fuck
he just wants to steal shit with his grubby little raccoon hands

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>>94239618
>I'm amazed that anyone managed to ship any MCU GOTG characters that aren't Peter and Gamora. I really thought it was totally gay ship proof.

Anon...

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>>94238329
>Midnighter and dick could have actually been way better though. It was never going to happen but dick is unfortunately more on midnighters level which leads to better chemistry.

This anon speaks the truth.

>>94243686
The translation of this implies it's actually Rocket giving him the "kiss of life". Though he's pretty small to do CPR on a human.

>>94243688
I've seen Kraglin/Yondu, Rocket/Yondu, Rocket/Peter and Rocket/Groot fanfics. There are a few Rocket/Mantis ones but none of them have been more than G rated so far.

>>94224215
You know how Secret Invasion was the result of seven years of buildup with clever hints strewn about for discerning fans? Well this all buildup for the next Marvel event: Queer Invasion.

>>94240535
He was making an easy joke based on the trans in transformers.

Also bringing up Anole and her girlfriend you just made things unecessarily retarded.

>>94237606
Because they don't know about his non-GotG furry supporting cast.

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>>94226123
This is not the correct response. The correct response is "whatever" because saying "I don't care" can be misinterpreted as virtue signaling as much as it can be interpreted as not giving a shit. Alternatively, "are you hitting on me?" or "are you asking me to help you score or something nigga?"

>>94226123
Also: hearing a voice say "I'm gay" with an underwater effect is killing me inside

>>94237153
>in vitro fertilization
An unnatural, complicated process that is more prone to failure than just fucking?

>syringes
Something that doesn't grow on trees.

>>94243686
why does this look like he's trying to eat his face

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>>94230067
>Trying to subtly defend a show you're all autistic for by the shit show "mediocre"

>>94246094
I dunno, "You think I care? We're all just meat" sounds pretty definitively like a "Fuck off, what a stupid question" to me

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>>94239618
Fujoshis don't but some people do ship Peter x Drax.

Most of the non-Rocket stuff woth Peter that I've seen is Peter/Ronan or Peter with an Avenger of your choice.

I guess once Adam Warlock comes in, if he's play by a handsome white guy they'll pair him up with Star-Lord.

If Rich ever appears and interacts with Peter in any way that pairing would get popular too.

>>94236427
Wait... suggesting a character is gay is cool, but suggesting a gay character may not be gay is HORRIBLE AND OFFENSIVE OMG IT'S NOT A CHOICE AND IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT WTF?!?!

>>94246175
raccoons aren't very good kissers

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>>94243616
>grubby little raccoon hands
You know shit about raccoons.

>>94225597
Oh fuck off you mentally disabled faggot.

>>94237635
>Otter Waifu

And when was the last time she was even mentioned let alone seen?

>>94245753
>Anole and her girlfriend

Wife, apparently. Lug was referred to as 'Her trusty Conjunx Endura' which is a very strange combination of words. Who says 'This is my trusty spouse'?

>>94246419

They're frickin named for it in my beloved mother tongue.

>>94246461

...Yeah, seems like a case of "I'll call you something which is actually more applicable to me".

>>94240849
I swear. every single time I browse this board there's at least one post with stupid shit in it the first thread I jump into.

>>94242663
It was just a picture of Rocket taking a massive cock up the ass

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>>94246953

2011, in 'Annihilators' #3. Or 4, probably.

>>94246175
Their faces are different shapes.

>>94246419
Did you know that the "hand washing" raccoons do is because the water softens the skin of their hands and greatly enhances their sense of touch? They don't do it in the wild, it's actually a hunting behavior from trying to find frogs, crayfish and so on in water. Give a raccoon food in captivity and their instinctual hunting habits make them "wash" it.

>>94224362
I know marvel will not go to that direction, but the"what's happening"quote from Bobby is really kind of uncomfortable. It's like Jean made him gay just because she think(wish) he's gay. Like we know teen Jean is not a bad girl, but she's self center. With her power, It's vary likely that she unintentionally use her power to made him gay.

>>94247032
"Procyon lotor" means "Washing pre-dog" in Latin. Raccoons are Waschbaren in German and Orso (or Oso?) Lavatore in Italian, both of which mean "Washing bear".

>>94224249
When it comes to Marvel, no, I cannot tell anymore.

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>>94247470
That is an accurate statement. Kudos

>>94247456
>Jean is not a bad girl

Old Jean wasn't. Young Jean has the usual asshole telepath problem of casually reading everyone's minds and even mind controlling people who disagree with her. She's one strike away from being an outright villain.

>>94242532
I mean he acts like a human but he is still racoon shaped. He isn't a human sized guy with racoon features. I am bi but weird furry shit creeps me the fuck out.

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>>94246094
>Be bi
>Always respond with "Then let's go get some of that pussy and or dick, my nigga!"

>>94246953
She shows up in the Telltale game, if that counts.

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>>94242736
BTW, unless something has changed in the meantime, Trump actually didn't do shit. Like, all he did was tweet about it. He made no actual policy whatsoever and all the military higher ups say that since they don't have orders on it and no formal policy has been made, they'll continue to respect trans soldiers and fund their medical needs.
>>94243532
The Thirteen in IDW aren't like the Thirteen in Aligned, you're not limited to one tribe by your aspects. They're just TRIBES, not descendants or creations of their Primes.
How do they know what they are? The same way we do: we just do.
>>94247032
see pic

>>94224565
This is really cute.

>>94232226
Changing the sex of the oldest kid character in Bob's Burgers was a real improvement. Tina < Tony or whatever he was going to called

>>94224215
I wouldn't mind going gay for Rocket

>>94247916
I only just now realized how much of this is a meta joke.

>>94246094
Both are pretty much the same, and people still get butthurt about I don't care.

>>94247470
Then how about you stop making stupid FUCKING THREADS ABOUT COMICS YOU DON'T READ

>>94248032
He's one of those characters you don't lust after, but want to spoon with.

And it would be easy because he's tiny.

>>94244940
I always do CPR whilst drooling with my tongue hanging out. Gotta give them them a reason to live.

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>>94224215

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>>94248032
rocket is straight.

>>94249475
Nothing about that image is straight.

>>94226123
My God, this guy's like the ultimate answer to SJWs. Someone needs to crop that panel just to use any time a SJW goes on one of their tangents

>>94249407
That's actually a good idea
He was never gay it's just Jean messing with his Head

>>94247139
But everything anon said in that post is true.

>>94237341
I'm really fucking late but.
Saucenao, you hack.

>>94247916
>The Thirteen in IDW aren't like the Thirteen in Aligned, you're not limited to one tribe by your aspects. They're just TRIBES, not descendants or creations of their Primes.
>How do they know what they are? The same way we do: we just do.

We don't know that they are not descendants / creations of the Primes. The Minicons sure as heck are creations of Micronus.

(...)

I frickin' love that page.

>>94249316
>He's one of those characters you don't lust after, but want to spoon with.

...Rocket may be small, but he's a bio-engineered supercommando. He's not cute. He's a pint-sized Marine.

>>94249700

Marvel could do a lot to redeem itself if they ever choose to pursue that.

ORIGINAL SIN II: MEA CULPA

>>94249664
the last 2 or the very last panel?

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>>94241274
Except it's a shitty gay comic.

>>94224261
>you will never enjoy this garbage
even fucking Kubo shit was better than this

>>94250084
The whole 2 panel response. It's just too perfect

>>94242005
Oh its you again sup.

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>>94247508
Inb4 who will win in a fight, Jean vs Evil Young Jean

>>94247641
So, dick. Because dick is infinitely easier to get than pussy.

>>94250685
If you like it easy, then that's your problem.

>>94225595
>any character

>>94224803
Why does he need to prove it? Who cares if he's lying. What'll he get from you if it's true, your respect? Fuck off.

>>94238225
>implying traps aren't gay

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>>94250229
Easy enough crop

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>>94251080
fixed strip of white on top

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>>94230067
>aesthetic integrity

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>>94249911
>He's not cute. He's a pint-sized Marine.
The two are not mutually exclusive. He can be rough, tough, and mean yet still be adorable.

>>94241028
People learn who they wanna fuck you chode

>>94238635
No, they were trains

>>94224381
>People keep getting salty that a species with a 10:1 male-to-female ratio tends to be gay
You gotta get what you can get anon cmon man

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>>94252606
>male robots
>female robots

>>94252743
Aliens, anon. Cybernetic organsisms.

>>94224215
>you're gay
>i think I'm bisexual
>no, you're gay
I found that part offensive

>>94252743
>Assert robots don't have gender
>Refer to them as he/she anyway

>>94224565
>Grapes is turned into a girl
>People expect her to learn to respect women from living as one.
>Instead she doesn't care at all and becomes an even bigger pervert.
>Momo has already banned Grapes from talking to her after so many horrific sextoy requests.

>>94225363
Shut the fuck up