HAHAHAHAHAHA

HOHOHOHOHO

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STOP WITH THE GOD DAMM EVENTS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I CAN'T KEEP UP

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

That desperate eh?

YO DAWG

KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

>>94220276
>>94220280
>>94220283
>>94220288

It's just marketing hyperbole.

>>94220283
HEH

HEH

HEH>>94220283

OH NONONO

>>94220266
I remember when Morrison's JLA was pitched, it was every event is an EVENT. Sadly Morrison it's fucking Morrison, there's no one working on marvel or DC that has the talent to do something as good as his JLA run.

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>>94220266
and the final killing bullet in Marvel's current marketing strategy has been fired.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Ah yes, the event where Moon Girl teams up with the Thing and Human Torch...or the event where the X-Men fight the other X-Men...

>>94220365
Is Jonathan Hickman no longer in Marvel?

How far are we from reaching the relaunch singularity where every Marvel release is a #1?

>>94220266
Lets add more to the thing that makes it bad. GENIUS.

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>>94220266

>>94220266
>quit being afraid of change, I'm gonna put lots and lots of poop in it

>>94220331
Stop defending this shit you faggot

It's like the faggots telling me I'm an idiot for expecting DC's Dark Metal revelation to be more than "the metas have 8th metal in their blood... hence METALLL".

If your marketing department wants to predicate a publishing initiative or event on "THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING" it damn well better at this point.

Saying "they've over-sold event ramifications for years" is not a fucking defense. They should never have done it.

I don't sit here when the NFL blacks out a game locally and say "well, they used to not even televise them so I can't be mad if they don't now."

>>94220463
No. He is DC now.

>>94220266
How are the comic sales actually? this looks desperate

>>94220266
This has to be a hoax
I refuse to believe Marvel is this retarded

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>>94221226
June dollar share:
Marvel 38.54%
DC 30.61%
Image 8.86%

>>94220266
It actially fucking happened. All events all the time!

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>>94221300
>Marvel in charge of cooking the books

>>94220266
>a literal "everyone is an event" event
We should've seen this coming.

>>94221330
That only affects the unit share, not the dollar share.

>>94221300
Though June also had number of new #1s for Marvel, which always sell well. And they're publishing more books than DC, at higher prices.

>>94221332
From the House of Ideas, that brought you classics like:
Everyone is a villain!
Everyone is a Skrull!
Everyone is a Hero!
Everyone is Thor!
and
Everyone is Spiderman!

We give you now: Everyone is an Event!

>>94220266
>no more events guys we swear
>except endless events all the time everywhere
Marvel's marketing department is a headless chicken

>>94221370
Their book cooking is still hurting retailers, who would have no reason to complain if Marvel really was doing as well as the books say they are.

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>>94220314
Motherfucker I laughed way too hard at this.

>>94221370

Yeah they're books costing $2 more than DC is where the extra money comes from

>>94220314
fuck is 2010 coming back

>>94220900
wait really? what's writing?

>>94221627
Something with a grotesque amount of padding and build up that totally falls apart in the final act.

>>94220266
and this is bad because?

>>94221627
He's not. He has his Image titles now

>>94221627
Nothing confirmed, but heavily suspected (read:Theorised on the Internet) to be Legion of Superheroes.

>>94221627
He just made a joke about how since he already destroyed one multiverse, he might as well try for two.

>reading Marvel after blowing through everything that lead up to and tied into Secret Wars
>Get fatigued on event after event and take a break from Marvel for a year
>Literally planned to go to my LCS today after work and start catching up
>See this thread

When will it stop?

>>94221801
>When will it stop?
When you read DC or Image instead.

>>94221666
>>94221707
Yeah I know about that but
>Image
I don't want to wait 5 months for one issue. I've already Berserk and Hunter Hunter and Trees with that problem.
>>94221725
Please let be real.

>>94220280
It's your fault for paying them for this, retard.

>>94220900
>>94220463
He's also nowhere near Morrison, talent-wise.

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>>94220266
>The result is a universe almost beyond comprehension, where every day is a crossover event, every problem is a cataclysm and even the birds have their own logos!

HYPERCRISIS

>>94220369
>I live in a time where people use dbz frames as a reaction image

fuck yeah about fucking time.

>>94221887
Beat me to it.

>>94221370
We know that, their dollar share should be a lot higher if they were actually selling the number of units they gave to retailers. As is their lead is only due to the higher cover price. Australianfag here and marvel issues cost $3 more then a rebirth title and trades cost $7 more than dc trades. Americans have no idea how lucky they are when it comes to comic prices.

>>94220824
Stop overreacting as an excuse to get OUTRAGE'd like you're some teenage tumblrite trying desperately to fill in with her fellow triggered cunts.

>>94221801
When you stop reading the "important" books and learn to stick to the good ones.

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>>94220266
>marvel is tanking due to event fatigue
>blame it on diversity
>"btw here's even more events"

>>94221730
>just
He made that joke over a year ago.

>>94220266
>Where every single series is an event!
GOD FUCK NO I DON'T WANT ANY DAMN EVENTS!

>>94220824
>the metas have 8th metal in their blood... hence METALLL
You misunderstand, the 8th metal is just the form of the metal used to forge god weapons, the ninth form of the metal is nth metal. Meta(L)gene is one of the other 7 forms of the metal or hell maybe there's more than 9 forms of the metal.

>>94222328
>Implying the actual metal makes a difference in the stupidity of the reveal

>>94222254
>tells me to stop over reacting while REEing his buzzwords in clear anger
I mean, when you stop getting so pissed about people expecting marketing to learn a fucking lesson in 40 years maybe I'll stop getting so heated about them not learning a lesson in 40 years.

But yeah, be the faggot REEing about a post online instead of the company making the same mistakes that led them to gutting their own property rights before failing again anyway.

>>94221915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au221TbV4qE

Here's some music to go along with it. Original Japanese track superior to American by the way.

>>94222850
American music and voice acting is superior. Anyone disagreeing is a "purist" weeb.

OG music and voice acting is better in Dragon Ball though.

It's not fucking disputable.

>>94222896
>American music
>liking bruce "the thief" faulconer

wew

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>>94222896
>american music
>superior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-78-ilipgao

>>94220266
Crash and burn, Marvel. Hahaha.

>>94220824
>"THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING"
Literally every shitty writer does nothing but that in a desperate attempt to be known as the piece of shit who made the definitive run of a character.

See Jason Aaron's run of Strange which will CHANGE EVERYTHINBG!1!!11!1! where magic DIES WOWWW. It's the dumbest fucking run where he forgets his own continuity halfway through and shits out an excuse.

For more faggots trying to reinvent a wheel, see all of marvel's ANAD and the million events that have stop selling. IRUN MAN's in a COMA! Move over Tony RiRi's in town! THIS AINT YOUR DAD's MARVEL. It's all fucking terrible, and no matter how much they claim they're selling, every fuck retailer attests to Marvel fucking them over and lying about sales, then when they're called out they backpedal and say that it doesn't affect sales and the digital sales make them the money! Except they don't release the digital sales numbers for anything they claim sells.

>>94222279
Didn't meant that in the time sense, only in a "this is the full extent of what he said"

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>>94220266

>>94222896
Huge weeb reporting, even I can't stand child-Goku's voice on Adult-Goku.
But the America's ((heavy distorted guitar playing one chord with reverb)) "music" doesn't hold a candle to the Japanese tracks.

>>94222991
Ah, OK. Nevermind then.

>>94220824
You realize that Metal hasn't even started yet, right? That's just a revelation from a "road to the event" kind of issue.

>>94221300
are these counting the loot crates? I remember the peter parker spider man #1 having additional 100k added to the sales because of the loot crate tie-in

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>>94221801
Never Goy, and you're gonna buy it and like it, or else...

>>94223008
Anyone with working ears will tell you the American version was better.

>>94222940
The Japanese music was the one that got caught for plagiarism multiple times.

>>94223194
>https://youtu.be/e_sXOquzxps

>>94223151
Loot crate numbers also go into that figure. The latest Waid Avengers issue also went up 15K because it was in a collectable Stan Lee box

>>94222977
So you agree with me it's dumb and should be stopped?

I'm not comparing any companies, writers artists or anything. Both DC and Marvel have this bullshit line being thrown around right now. So hold off with the companywar shit if that's what this reply was intending to do.

>Literally every shitty writer does it
Is not a defense. And it's marketing and editorial not the writers who decide this shit. In the case of Snyder he has a bit more pull so its likely they went with his shitty "THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING" description and ran with it.

>>94222945
>>94222940
>The weebs attempt to correct me.
Grow up faggots. Your decades long search for the original DVDs was a waste. DBZ is better in english with Falkner's music.

>>94223008
This person actually considered the mood of the show. Personally I just disagree and think that the Falkner score fits DBZ's XTREME SUPER SAIYAN TWO THREE ASCENDED mood better. Especially post frieza where the show made a clear departure from it's previous themes and direction.

Where as I enjoy the light-hearted jingles of the original score in Dragon Ball as it seems more light-hearted (despite moments like the indian dude getting killed being more emotional than almost any moment in Z)

>>94221330
Is this Marvel being fuck ups or Diamond being fuck ups?

>>94223244
It's Marvel deliberately inflating their numbers.

>>94223237
>So you agree with me it's dumb and should be stopped?
Yeah, it's fucking awful, and I'm sick of it. Shit like this is why Nova ongoing got canned an d AMERICA CHAVEZ MOON GIRL AND RIRI ARE STILL HERE.
I'm also not defending it by saying every writer does it, the only ones who don't that I know of is Remender, Kelly, and I guess King? Only off the top of my head, anyway.

It's fucking awful, and I hate this bullshit.

>>94220266
>it gets so bad to the point that people will make a big deal out of the first non-event
The event of the year...ISN'T an event!

The original American dub(s) were shit
Terrible voice acting and direction, Faulkner is uninspired
The Japanese dub is insufferable, I hate kid Goku's voice coming out of modern Goku
The English Kai dub is the best so far

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>>94223237
>DBZ is better in english with Falkner's music.

>>94223510
Yeah I don't know what he's on about

>>94223510
Some of Faulkner's tracks were okay. Like two of them, I think.

>>94223510

It's true. At least as far as Goku goes...

>>94220337
JAJAJAJAJAJA

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>>94222896
>American music and [] is superior

>>94224501
You're probably thinking of the Kai dub

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>every marvel event sucks
>every book is an event
>every marvel book sucks

>>94220266

Well, after >4 years of being a Marvelfag, I'm jumping ship now. Jesus Christ this is stupid.

>>94221300
People have shit taste. We know this. This is why other medium like music is trash now.

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>>94220266
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MARVEL

>>94222254
> Telling someone to stop being "triggered"
> Triggered by said person for speaking the truth
Kek

>>94224874
After 30+ years here. I just can't do it anymore. Squirrel Girl still gets my money though.

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>>94220266
WHEN EVERYONE'S AN EVENT, NO ONE IS!

>>94224701
They're just trying to make sure you don't get your hopes up.

>>94224501
>https://youtu.be/FfWJcpX_ZZA

LOL.

>>94220266
Why?

>>94229097
I don't think I've ever actually become less excited for the work of a publisher after reading their previews before this
I already had a low opinion of Marvel to start with too.

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>>94220266
Where we're going, we don't need eyes to read.