Good evening owls,
I'm not even sure I know what's going on in this book right now
>>94208220
I earned my hangover
Yeah it's certainly different than the v1
>>94208272
it's a totally different kind of confusing and I'm honestly rather lost
>>94208220
Hello, Storyteller.
Speaking of not knowing what's going on, I just picked up Gravity Rush today. This game feels like a semi-SOL anime series, and I swear that's deliberate.
>>94208287
It's all gone a bit Tim Burton.
>gay Eobard
>good bad dad Manta
fun DC week
Cautiously optimistic about Chris Kent existing again but with my luck they'll just make him a villain for good.
>>94208287
(just in case)
>>94208337
Kon-El never.
>>94208337
right, what was out yesterday, I missed everything
>>94208364
The Metropolis Kid will be back....in the new Death and Return DTV two-part movie.
>>94208346
/aco/ was a mistake.
>>94208377
Someone told me Bucky died again and I'm all for Spencer:Bucky::Giffen:Karate Kid
>>94208364
I think there's a decent chance he returns just because Johns like him, but I guess we'll see
>>94208385
Well, it sure made for a few new complaints whenever I storytimed a new issue of Crossed.
>>94208404
One time I read all of Crossed for reasons I'm still unsure of.
>>94208399
That reminds me, SE is really not justifying its length at all.
>>94208399
Seeing that GIRLS is giving me flashbacks.
Hi OP. I picked up full runs of Damage and Hawkworld (v2) for a grand total of $24 from my LCS's moving sale yesterday, so that was pretty cool.
>>94208399
Marvel"killed" Black Widowin Secret Empire this week and there were some not happy people on twitter
And man Sorrentino's art in that book is horrible
>>94208377
JLA was okay, if still mediocre as fuck. At least the microverse thing is finally going to get started.
WW was fine, though notable for two things: 1) a bunch of people got mad as hell at Lasso power creep, and it was hilarious. 2) Mayfly is back. Yeah, of all the obscure rogues to bring out. Neat.
>>94208429
What was the last event that did?
>>94208429
Honestly I'm just ignoring it until I can read it all at once, right now
>>94208453
nice
>>94208478
>And man Sorrentino's art in that book is horrible
People were confused as to how the guy's knees got stabbed
>>94208483
That lasso thing was actually cool as fuck. I love comics bullshit.
>>94208483
Weird, but cool.
>>94208495
Okay, this is the chick we met last issue
this book is too weird
are you going to do something fun next
>>94208545
>>94208558
docket's kind of open because I forgot what else we were thinking about?
>>94208478
https://twitter.com/tommybIakes/status/890258083901038592Watch her come back later with a blonde wig
>>94208570
Other day, people were talking about Wolfman's Vigilante, and I though it sounded interesting.
>>94208518
Just gonna use this as an excuse to post WW lasso sketch I liked
>>94208593
>https://twitter.com/tommybIakes/status/890258083901038592
lol
>>94208518
It was some straight up Silver Age shit.
Not really sure why people got mad. This isn't the craziest thing the Lasso has ever been involved with. Remember the time it broke, and the very concept of Truth itself started to break down? Objective reality stopped working because the Lasso of Truth was broken.
Reversing gene therapy is tame in comparison.
>>94208385
It was a strong start, people running Underground comics and old Heavy Metal.
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>>94208570
We could always do Nu52 Amethyst, since it's only nine issues. Because there is no justice in this world.
>>94208654
True, I just felt that it was sorta annoying when people would come into my threads to corral me into that board.
>>94208654
4chan is a LCD kinda place, it was pretty inevitable where it'd end up.
>>94208670
>>94208718
I dun wanna go running but I should, having spent the day mostly asleep
>>94208620
it only gets good when Kupperberg takes over
how about Starstuck, Codename: Knockout or Jonny Quest or some random no name series
>>94208718
this is totally being written by some kind of B/W noir Markov chain at this point
>>94208680
do old Amethyst please, I have the showcase and its black&white bullshit and the story just ends and isn't fully collected
>>94208771
okay, here's the plot proper
>>94208788
we read that a while ago
>>94208788
There's no actual proper conclusion to that plot hook. Crisis happens and everything goes off the rails.
>>94208788
We actually did run OG Amethyst a while back. Damn good stuff. Got kinda crap when the Lords of Order shit started.
>>94208820
oh dang
>>94208831
oh dang
>>94208835
it was really fun but I imagine so much better with color lol
>>94208820
And yeah, Amethyst gets weird and never really wraps up properly and then the mini gets *really* weird
Hi thread! Other people make managing look likendown time but it is not.
I'm like halfway thru secret empire and it is good (except for the Zub Xmen one shot)
>>94208875
That art is totally worth it though.
>>94208929
it's gorgeous, it's just moody, introspective, and a real shift from the previous run
>>94208887
I'm shocked that a Zub book sucks
>>94208887
That Zub one-shot reads like it was written before the final scripts for the X-men status quo were complete before SE released
>>94208962
> Zub
I miss Zeb Wells writing at Marvel.
>>94209008
he had a surprisingly poignant "advice from a failed comics writer" thread on twitter
>>94209038
>>94208887
I think my problem is that I don't give a shit about most of the characters or plots so it just feels like a drag.
The Miles thing was kind of interesting in theory but I didn't like how they resolved it.
>>94209038
>What's happening?
Good question.
>>94209071
Events are just too goddamn long. Secret Empire is solicited for what, 11 issues? And that's not counting build-up and aftermath. Everyone's books have to get rolled into this shit.
>>94209107
it's the plot to blow up Radiant City, blame it on Mr. X, and then rebuild properly
>>94209161
I would just like to say that I have seen enough commentary about autofellatio today to last me a lifetime.
>>94209203
>>94209203
Did Marilyn Manson weigh in?
>>94209235
Oh shit I'd forgotten about that
>>94209203
>>94209235
IMO Bernard Shaw had the last word on autofellatio.He who can, does. He who cannot, reaches.
>>94209203
>I would just like to say that I have seen enough commentary about autofellatio today to last me a lifetime.
... Yeah okay, I'll bite. Please elaborate.
>>94209271
>>94208381
Hopefully this one will be more based on the original story. Last one was basically Timm and Dini taking some bits from it and doing their own thing with it.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, Superman vs a Clone that's basically People's Perception of him is a sweet fight, but when you were hoping for more Doomsday or the various Superman replacements, it's kinda disappointing. Didn't even have Bibbo for fuck's sake.
>>94209289
>>94209289
some guy named Mooch was talking shit
>>94209307
Yeah, I had that conversation when it was announced.
As an original plot...Clone Blues isn't too bad.
But it just squanders everything good about Death and Return
>>94209300
>>94209307
Are you talking about Superman: Doomsday? I barely remember it besides that it was gay as fuck.
>>94208483
>>94208646
>a bunch of people got mad as hell at Lasso power creep,
It's contained not one, but two blasts from a pair of nuclear payloads. In the same arc, it was used to wrangle a fire. Diana just loops the fucking thing around a building that's on fire, and pulls it away.
Impossible you say? Fire isn't solid it can't be contained? Lasso of Truth don't care. Lasso of Truth can grab hold of anything. Except the Mansplaining.
>>94209351
it's still too hot to go outside :(
>>94209402
>>94209400
I've seen that thing posted at least once this week, but the janitors quickly killed the shitposting.
>>94209400
Lasso vs Persuader's axe: who wins?
>>94209428
>>94209447
axe is superior hax and bullshit
>>94209447
Somehow they both end up destroying each other.
>>94209494
>>94209447
The axe seems to be able to cut limitlessly, so it could just cut the lasso's ability not to be cut by it. It's straight up anime levels.
>>94209520
>>94209548
okay, this is a motivation and a plot
>>94209566
>>94209400
To be fair, you could argue that as part of the oft forgotten "sisterhood with fire" she has.
>>94208962
Uncanny avengers has this really good Coipel style artist and I'd said it's gonna have Zub
>>94208997
Oh yeah. Best part was the shield making Magik's mutant powers not work
>>94209608
>>94209008
His New Mutants run is amazing.
I hope Ewing ends up with mai X-babies, anyone else is scary. And they have movie snyergy to fight! Already terrified Rahne is gonna become Arya
>>94209619
is it Izaakse, the one good artist on Buckybolts?
>>94209681
>>94209681
Jacinto according to Marvels site. On mobile or I'd post pages
>>94209701
>>94209736
>>94209619
I forgot about that Magik part, but that is consistent with every other teleporting thing. America can't teleport through the shield, and Nightcrawler can't seem to teleport either.
I was referring more to Emma being hidden away in the shadows in it. In every Blue issue she is out in the open in New Tian, and in that sidebook (like Choosing Sides and Frontline) she is posing for movie premeire events in the public eye.
>>94208570
It was a while ago but I remember a couple of people wanting to do Priest's Ray series.
>>94209774
>>94209786
it's honestly not great. The character has a lot of potential though...
His Steel run is underrated though.
>>94209806
>>94209836
>>94209863
ahhh
tequila
>>94209616
Probably. But I prefer to think of it as the Lasso just not giving a FUCK about your measly laws of physics.
>>94208485
I think it was Designated David who said that Forever Evil could have benefited from being longer and I'm inclined to agree.
>>94209891
okay those posters are the best thing this storytime
>>94209836
>nuclear powered x-ray laser
... COMIC BOOKS.
>>94209913
it could have used another issue to flesh out Alexander Luthor a bit more
>>94209913
Aye, but that was rebutted by the idea that Johns could have economized better. Which is a good point.
Either one would have worked.
Needed Ocean Master.
>>94209915
>>94208570
Thunderstrike
>>94209991
who is he, LBJ?
>>94208478
Hey speaking of Twitter
>>94210002
oh yeah, but I don't have the rest of the Thor run that goes into it
or it, come to think of it
>>94210024
Fuck that shit, get Porter back on Scooby-Apocalypse.
#CMONDC
>>94210024
they'll never, ever stop
>>94210019
I keep waiting for politics twitter to find out about how problematic LBJ is,
Like beyond the Vietnam stuff...
>>94208570
IIRC DV8 Gods and Monsters was pretty good and also short? I haven't read it in a while though
>>94210024
maybe Supergirl
>>94210080
Y'know, the idea of a female Ghost should not be hot, and yet...
>>94209961
I completely agree, that reminds me that I've actually know people who prefer PAD's Ocean Master to Johns' and I'm like, are you fucking me? Also, my bad on saying David instead of Dave.
>>94210135
It's cool.
And yeah, same here.
So good, and it was great one shot by Bedard too.
>>94210122
Has Orm been in anything?
>>94210047
I have literally everything ever so I can upload if there's enough support for it.
I bought the trades of it on clearance for like a dollar each about a year ago and it was decent fun.
>>94210117
They need to bring back Mike Johnson on Supergirl, it was good enough that I actually bought it back then and it steeled appealed to TV folks plenty.
>>94210175
I think the next issue will wrap this arc up
I think
tomorrow
>>94210135
I'm not a big Aquaman fanaside from Tempestbut from what I've seen there's a general split where people either like PAD's mythos or Johns' and don't really split things between them.
>>94210215
Thanks.
>>94210163
I agree again but I feel like I'm in the minority on these storytimes that I just don't care for Bedard generally. Granted, I haven't read his R.E.B.E.L.S but his New Guardians was so bland and his Blue Beetle was really fucking awful. Please inform me what I'm missing about him!
>>94210260
>Please inform me what I'm missing about him!
REBELS and KFC mostly
>>94210260
To be fair, we know now in detail that those were from the most and worst editorially ridden period of the New 52. Given more room, he has a nice hand with some deep cuts, shenanigans, and a reasonably clever and amoral Vril
Also KFC comics
>>94210260
Kentucky Fried Chicken. And yeah, REBELS is great.
>>94210215
Thanks again OP
>>94210246
I'm not even talking about the mythos, I actually prefer how PAD went about it. I'm talking about how PAD and Johns wrote Orm. Orm under Johns at least to me is just so much more interesting than how PAD wrote him and I thought that was the widespread consensus.
>>94210260
KFC, REBELS was decent
also he wrote Sinestro making Kyle Rayner look like a bitch when he was on GLC so I appreciate that
>>94210278
>>94210290
>>94210304
And those are the series that I haven't read yet, will have to check them out then, thanks anons!!
>>94210215
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
This was a bit better, since it was, y'know, coherent. Gotta say, I don't think I like black and white, everything just kind of blends together.
Well, back to Gravity Rush, I guess, cause that shit makes hella sense!
>>94209961
Do you think we'll ever see The Rise of the Seven Seas in some shape or form?
>>94210024
Ivy League keeps on complaining about not getting an Ivy book and I'm in my corner alone just wanting a Rogues book which will never happen.
>>94210407
lol
>>94210365
>coherent
maybe I'm dumb then
>>94210407
lol not at all
>>94210024
fuckin characterfags
>>94208220
That is an impressive cover.
>>94208220
So, coming in super late here- I ended up reading the first three issues of this thanks to the friendly anon who tossed an upload over.
Enjoyed them pretty well, but man there's something lost without the communal reading, y'know.
And SDCC made it super hard to catch up with things because of SoP spam.
On that note- What... news actually came out of SDCC because I was completely uninvested.
>>94208220
Continuing with the good shit, I see.
>>94212354
There were a lot of little things announced. Only Terrifics stuck with me as something I might try to read.
>>94212354
>>94213061
I still have no idea what exactly was announced.