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Who calls their sister "Beautiful Flower?"

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Who calls their sister "Beautiful Flower?"
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>>94207196
>"You're my present this year."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnqBL6iYjA
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>>94207196
Someone who knows what a beautiful, delicate flower their sister is.
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>>94207196
I noticed that too.....
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>>94207196
Dipper
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This incest shit has got to fucking stop.
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>>94207196
Chris Chan
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>>94207196
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>>94207196
Jeez, what won't they copy from The Loud House?
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>>94208586
Honestly surprised they went with the name "Too Loud," really invites the comparison to one of Nick's most popular running cartoons right now.
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Beautiful Flower is way too cringy a thing to call your girlfriend by, and also sounds a little weird coming from a brother to a sister, no matter how well they get along.

It sounds like something a parent would call their daughter, more than anything else.
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>>94208653
Well, it's the plot of the show: they work in a library, but their too loud.
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Incest is the worst of the tame fetishes, there I said it.
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>>94207196
Is Rich Evans the only reason anyone talks about this?
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>>94208828
Honestly feet is the worst of the tame fetishes.
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>>94208842
Yes.

3 eps out so far and it's ridiculously unremarkable.
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>>94207196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MCC6B8P_g
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>>94208666
>Beautiful Flower is way too cringy a thing to call your girlfriend by
Unless your girlfriend was into corny, overly-saccharine pet names.
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>>94208854
Mind tellin us where this is from?
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>>94208987
Drawn Together I think
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>>94208842
No.
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>>94209013
That's correct
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>>94207196
>Who calls their sister "Beautiful Flower?"
They're probably pretty close due to dealing with the bullying of their deformity.
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Can you perverted fucks not think of sexual thoughts for one second? It's a platonic compliment. Jesus christ.
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>>94208842
yes
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>>94209320
>Can you perverted fucks not think of sexual thoughts for one second?
Hahahahaha good one
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>>94209320
>Can you perverted fucks not think of sexual thoughts for one second?
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>>94208653
well one is a surrname, the other a common complaint so I would'nt have compared them till that post

>>94208586
cute af
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>>94209167
OH SHIT THE ART BEGINS
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>>94209320
I've done worse things platonically, yeah. but this is /co/ so
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpeg
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>>94207196
also a rainbow and a river
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>>94208987
When you see shit like this, always assume it's Drawn Together until proven otherwise.
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So is the animation change going to be permanent?
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>>94207196
>"Need anyone to moisten those lips?"
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I dunno it's Dreamworks TV they can get away with a lot more

Who's to say incest won't be a thing, its cool
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>>94210586
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>>94210106
Hopefully.
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>>94207196
>First episode does nothing but show them as a nuisance to everyone around them
>Second episode tries to make them sympathetic

There's a problem here
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>>94207278
Fpbp
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>>94208586
what is going on here?
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>>94210698
Hmmm actual stretch
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>>94210852
It's fan-made
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>>94210852
Autism
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>>94208666
Nice trips satan.
>>94208948
Ehh, I had a relationship with a British girl, called me her "flower", thought it was a euphemism for something not good.
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>>94207278
The music at the beginning sounds like that bit in deliverance with the really inbred banjo kid.
i think they knew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC4kf6x_Q0
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>>94207196
Lincoln.
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>>94208666
Of Course Satan wouldn't understand romance.
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>>94208586
source?
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>>94207196
sisterfuckers
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>>94210698
is this better I can't tell
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>>94212280
It's a lot less sketchy. Granted, I had to compress the gif. Here's the original:
>https://twitter.com/Zeurel/status/890724830806278146
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>>94212333
>>94210698
definitely from Viv
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>>94207196
>Who calls their sister "Beautiful Flower?"
People who wamt the Loud House audiance.
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>>94210698
This is literally the best thing Viv has animated in YEARS.

It's on-model, the shapes are consistent, it has good timing, it's not moving spastically every four fucking seconds.

I'm gonna give the credit to the clean-up artist and assume he carried her since Zeurel is a really good animator and I can only assume how much shit he fixed during clean up.
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>>94212633
Mmm...
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>>94207302
I'm sure Patrick will know that soon enough!
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>>94212633
>Autism House
I'm pretty sure these two abominations are the result of Lynn's obsession with Lincoln. Both are deformed abominations who act like retards.
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>>94214088
BLACKED :DDDDDD
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Man you guys are making me really worried
>have /fit/ younger sister, super hot, nod bad myself so we make jokes ("youre lucky you grew up attractive" after one of us does something retarded, etc)
>lift on /fit/ fall for the no cardio meme
>4yearbulk.fatass
>sis decides to help me get in shape when I complain about it
>start excercising toghether, really hot so take shirt off and she goes in skimpy outfits
>neither one of us think anything about it
>she jokes that 'hey Anon you should carry me when you run to get a better workout!'
>piggyback her, sweat mixes and she starts slipping
>run into speinklers on the football field, tackle her and start wrestling
>she posts Faceberg about it, numale bf gets mad jelly, she tells me shes gonna dump him
>fast forward few months, wake up early every morning and make breakfast together, excercise, she asks me to go with her on mundane errands and vice versa
>parents start acting weird, dad says 'please do not let her get a crush on you'
>kek ok dad whatever thats gross
>get pretty /fit/, girls start looking at me again
>shes ecstatic, teasing and giving me shit constantly
>go to mall together and she looks at jewlery, im holding her purse and watching her smiling because shes like a little kid in a candy store
>old lady says what a wonderful boyfriend I must be
>shs hears and laughs, says 'have tokeep him in line but he gets the job done!'
>old lady laughs and moves on, we laugh
>she gets the bright idea that if sge makes it look like we're dating then women will be more interested because women are fucking weird and theyre like that
>okAlli.goalong
>she starts smacking my ass when Im in the kitchen making food, we start movie nights were we cuddle and fall asleep on the couch
>shes angry one day, says Mom thinks we are 'being intimate and thats extremly innapropriate'
>we both gag and say thats gross
>"Cmon Alli lets get some dinner and watch a movie, theyre being weird"
>"thanks anon, lets get out of here"
>moms face when
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>>94210930
> you're such a pussy
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>>94208898

Feet is definitely the worst of the tame fetishes. And vore is the worst of the not tame fetishes. What is foot vore?
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>>94215957
I want to subscribe to this newsletter for a thousand other details.
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There. I fixed it.
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>>94208854
I've never understood why he pulls on her hair
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>>94216155
You've clearly never tried it before.
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Fuck off, you ain't catching me into watching your shit show just with your incest bait.
I'm more than just a walking fetishism enthusiast.
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>>94216193
>walking fetish
is there such a thing?
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>>94216170
Not while kissing, no. And not since I was a kid.
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>>94207196
>implying you wouldnt fuck your sister if she had those big eyes and head
Dib probably wouldve gitten a shitton of pussy in skool, big heads are hot
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>>94215957
Would you say Sandy or Spongebob is the most accurate reaction pic to her face?

Also:

>You:

https://youtu.be/tbFQKEiFrKE


I'll pay any amount of money to know what your sister's reaction to this video would be.
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>>94215957
I know that this probably fake, but you're good enough at coming up with shit so it doesn't matter. Post more.
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>>94207196
Oh looks its Alfred and Alexia Ashford as kids before messing with the T-Virus.
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>>94216217
There's a tile guy, and an Ohio guy. There's probably a walking guy somewhere.
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>>94215957
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>>94216324
>Ohio guy
I wanna know
can you show me
I wanna know about the strangers like me
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>>94216233
There's a lot of nerve endings there, and it feels good having them stimulated by having your hair pulled if you're already horny. It's also a way of expressing dominance.
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>>94216376
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>>94216376
He apparently had a tremendous sexual experience (drugs were indeed involved) with the "Greater Flood Plains of Ohio". I don't have the pictures but...it's a doozy.
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>>94216456
Ah, it was the Ohio River Valley and not the flood plains afterall.
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>>94216082
Anon, one trip to /d/ will make vore look almost innocent in comparison.
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>>94215957
pardon?
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>>94216217
Yeah, I actually have something similar. I know I'm going to be made fun of but fuck it I'm anonymous. While I'm not attracted to the walking myself, the sounds feet/shoes make when they're moving on any sort of surface make me feel hot and bothered. Whether it's walking or running i doesn't matter as long as I can hear those sounds made from it. For example, I think my favorite walking/running sound has to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdFzvf2hMT8. Hearing those taps on the concrete is my favorite and really gets the mood going. Hearing walking in the leaves is my second favorite because of the crunches. Sometimes when I'm playing video games or watching a show and I hear those sweet taps I have to stop and fap, it's really irritating to be honest. I have a folder containing of audio files of walking sounds and when I want to fap I listen to those which I started when I was 12 and is the reason I'm so hesitant to let people use my laptop and use it in public.
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>>94216649
Why though?
I genuinely want to know
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>>94212701
I feel you give Viv too little credit. I mean sure her stuff suffers from a lot of shifting and warping but at the same time she's never had any direction. If there's someone breathing down her neck saying "it has to be like this" I'm sure she's more than capable of self-correcting.
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>>94216798
Not that anon, but explaining a fetish is like explaining why you like Chocolate. You'd just name off features of chocolate like "It's sweet" or "it's crunchy" and then say "I like those things"
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>>94215957
I'm sure none of this happened, but...
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>>94216827
Right, but everything has an origin story. That's what I'm interested in.
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>>94216111
A huge improvement, good work m8
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>>94216798
>Why
Do you know what does fetish means right?
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>>94216865
Why are you heterosexual? Tell us that origin story.
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>>94216272
Was more sandy, with a look twords dad asking for support, didnt see what he did though we were out the door
Also holy fucking kek that vid, Ill show it to her and see what she says
>>94216279
Kek thanks anon, will do. Honestly we never thought anyrhing of it, this thread just fired up my walnuts because we used to do shit like that. I have a few more stories, which one you guys want first? Ive got
>camping trip to lake beach
>verious people assuming we are a couple
>Allie's movie night idea
>dads awkward conversation
>various jelousy stories of her boyfriend
>drunk party nights 1-3
>getting /fit/ montage
>the early years
A few more Im sure ill remember as I look back on this in a new light
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>>94216798
Honestly I'm not sure. I think it started back when I was young when I paid too much attention to the sounds of walking during puberty and childhood, I just genuinely liked hearing them back before it turned sexual. If youtube is any indication there are many videos the record these sounds and some even have a few tens of thousands of views which gives me hope that maybe just maybe someone else has this fetish and I'm not alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I74FFVzha0 This is also great.
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>>94216903
I was 4 years old when i got my first boner to the Sailor Moon transformation sequence. So that's how that happened.
>>94216886
>Do you know what does fetish means right?
Umm, no?
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>>94216921
So you were into walking before it was sexual? I guess that makes sense, I'm into barbie doll anatomy myself.
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>>94216908
>>dads awkward conversation
that one
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>>94215957
Prolly fake. But that level of detail worries me. I support you Anon.
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>>94216924
>was 4 years old when i got my first boner to the Sailor Moon transformation sequence.

That doesn't explain shit, I got boners from Sakura Card Captors too and I've sucked so many black dicks that they call me the 8-ball crack
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>>94216974
You're just looking for attention aren't you boy?
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>>94216944
Yeah, I think back then I can best describe it as that weird obsession that one kid in school had.
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>>94207196
Who the fuck call people by using a metaphor to their genitals?
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>>94216908
>dads awkward conversation

I need this.
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>>94216908
>various jelousy stories of her boyfriend
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>>94216958
Alright here goes
>The Autism of the Father
>making breakfast shirtless in pants, feeling more and more confident
>sis walks in, we make pancakes, shes jumping over me as Im blocking her view because I enjoy being a Big Guy
>shes wearing a pair of my boxers (bot as weird as it seems, every time I get a package I give her one or two before I wear them because for some fucking reason chicks like wearing guys boxers as shorts, mom does the same thing with dads) this is relevant later
>she leaves to get dressed and go to nail appointment with mom, dad walks out and says we need to talk akwardly, but just the two of us, "between men"
>okpops
>mom and sis leave
>"anon my son, yuo are men now. The time has come for you to chose woman, will it be beautiful redhead classmate, or YOUR FUCKING SISTER YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING FUCK
>basically says "you and Allie have always been close, but lately your mother and I have noticed you are behaving rather... intimatly"
>whatcha mean pops
>"son you two are acting like a... well like two people who are more than siblings."
>dad we are more than just siblings, we're best friends, we always have been
>"yes anon but lately its gotten too intimate. Youre acting like a couple"
>Aw fuck pops thats fuckin nasty shes my sister wtf mayne
>"I know and you know son, but Im afraid she might develop a but of a crush on you if you guys keep acting like this. Youre both too old for this"
>pops we arent gonna stop being the double A's just because we're about to exit high school (both our names start with A, double A's is what we call ourselves like a couple of faggots)
>"son you cant tell me you dont see it"
>dad i have no fucking clue how you can see that there.
>"she... son she wears your *underwear*".
>yeah mom wears yours, plus I never actually worn them except for like one pair once
>"anon just... look your mom has noticed shes acting affectionatly twords you and we dont want her to develop any kind of innapropriate feelings"
1/2(?)
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>>94216443
That was a read.
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>>94212701
I think that's a Zeurel scene.
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>>94217234
>not fucking your sister
What a faggot, if i had a sis id be boning her everynight
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>>94216944
Anon you're gonna summon him
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>>94217234
>gee pops!

This is great.

"You and mom do it!"
This is a poor argument...I mean they're married and shit...awwwwww shiiiiiiiit
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>>94217234
>dad honestly that is fucking gross
>"I-I know anon! I just... just please stop the ole [lastname] charms would ya? Or tone it down"
>kek did he really say that, he is getting uncomfortable
>like what.
>"the... the shirtless shit anon! You wlk around shirtless, you two make breakfast together, shes squeezing your shoulders and your traps, she lays her face against you, anon youre like me and your mother were when we were fucking almost every day!"
>aw fuck man what the fuck thays fucking fuck
>thats fucking sick what the fuck shes your daughter pops
>"you know what the fuck I meant Anon!"
>yeah but still man im gknna fucking puke.
>this goes on for like several hours, back and forth
>finally I understand his concern as a father
>alright pops alright Ill tone whatever it is down
>"thank you anon Its just yoyr mother has been so concer-"
>but pops Im not gonna stop being close to her that wouod break her little heart Im not gonna do that, if theres an issue you guys need to talk to her because I havent been doing anything anyway
>his smile and optomism:gone
>mom and sis come home
>"AAAANON!!"
>FlyingAllieWraparoundHug.ofugg
>"lookitmynailswehadthempaintedandmyhairdoneitsmellslikestrawberrieslooksmellitdoesntitsmelllikestarberriesandmomgotusmatchingbraceletstoweartoschoAAAHHH"
>pick her up and give her the tripple swirl, thing we did ever since I got bigger than her (since we were like ~10)
>aight squirt lets chill you out you had a fuckin esspresso didnt you?
>"language dear" from mom
>shes looking at dad, he just shakes his head, I hold back a laugh
>"Anon go to my room I want to tell you about the mall!"
>walk with hanging Allie on my chest like a momma sloth to her room
>"Anon please remem-"
>Oh yeah Allie we cant have sex or fall in love dad said so
>she gags
>"DADDY WHAT THE HELL THATS DISGUSTING I MEAN LOOK AT HIM EGH"
>mom is ready to kill
>dad is holding his face and looking away
>Allie is fucking furious
>I have no sides yet still I kek
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>>94210907
Can we enrich it to weapons grade?
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>>94217430
To expand on the touchy shit she does, shes always been a very touchy person woth anyone, like a puppy who hogs the blankets. Me, dad, mom, she just touches people, its not that weird of a thing from her
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>>94217234
This sounds like Pinecest except with certain key words changed (eg. double A's=Mystery Twins)
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>>94216908
Follow up with a story on your sister, i'm curious to know what she would actually do in order to inspire that reaction from your parents to such a degree in which they recognize intimacy.

>tfw I actually DID know a brother/Sister couple in high school

>high school
>having friends dodedodedoo
>kinda know some guy and some girl, both with brown hair just hanging out
>always see them together, treat them as equals and friends blah blah
>see them as a couple think nothing of it
>one day I'm hearing them talk
>turns out they're related
>not just related they're brother and sister
>this whole time
>parents got divorced as children, each got one or something who the fuck knows, meet back up in high school
>they keep it an "open secret" that they're related
>they date other people and so on but always have each other
>relationship drama here and there amusingly enough

They went to prom together. Apparently when the dude started meeting some girl she kinda sat in a corner once and cried silently.
They worked it out in the hut I do remember them saying "I saw you kissing your brother."I saw you kissing your sister." While they were in each other's arms face to face. They were NOT subtle and gave zero fucks. All the friends knew but they didn't advertise their situation.
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>>94217465
Why wouldnt you fuck your sister anon? She sounds cute.
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>>94216443
>>94217245
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>>94217430
She slaps your butt. Have you ever touched her? Has she let or asked you you? If so... Dude, you let your father down. She got a crush on you bro.
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>>94217559
Actually I should have tagged a lot more of this thread. Everyone take note that you all fucking do.
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>>94217509
Oh yeah, also:


The whole learning that they were related thing was a surreal experience. For months and months I just assumed that there were an unrelated couple and they always looked nice and happy together so I thought nothing of it other that "those two people in love or whatever". The whole times they were just normal, well adjusted people in a relationship.
Somlearning that I was "Huh...well how about that." And at that point I was so accepting of the idea of them together it just seemed so...odd. That something so taboo was just there and so normal and unassuming. It's stayed with me ever since.
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>>94217430
>allie we can't fuck

loving every kek
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>tfw half nignog
>tfw sister is not cute
>tfw i got all the good genes
>tfw no qt white step-sister
Its a really fucking abstract kind of blogpost feel.
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>>94217509
>>94217587
There is nothing wrong with incest as long as all parties involved are of age, willing, and intelligent enough to understand all the ramifications.

Also no babies preferably. While incest babies only REALLY start being a problem after a couple generations direct incest such as parent/child or sibling/sibling can lead to some pretty nasty recessive gene issues.
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>>94217468
Kek except im not a pushover to her and she isnt a conolete and utter cunt who destroys all things good in the world in the nake of lolsorandumb Eks DEE
I dont like mable
>>94217509
Whatcha mean anon, like a story of what she did to make them think that?
>>94217522
Because shes my lil sister pham amd god says thats a sin to touch her in her no-no place
And shes my sister and thats fuggin gross
>>94216272
Shpwed it to her, laughed her fucking ass off, wants to send it to mom and dad to piss them off
>anon where did you even find this shit!!!
>tfw dont want her to know its on my autistic indian comics newsboard with a bunch of autists laughing at our Not!incestuous relationship
Told her plebbit she'll buy that
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>>94217581
I don't know- the key feature here is "has she ever mastuabted to him?". If so- DUH. Case closed.

But I think it COULD just might be a situation in which physical contact boundaries were never developed between Anon and Allie.
In that case, growing up, she'd learn unconsciously and unverbally what is and isn't possible physically with her brother. If she's just swinging on him like a monkey while young she'd do it where ever she could. As she'd grow up that pool of people it could happen with would shrink until only anon was left. But that's just me bullshitting because the story should focus on:


>Anon gets SWOLE
>suddenly an innocent girl's attention looks sexual

Or
>Anon gets SWOLE
>suddenly an in invent girl wants the DICK because he's swole

Which is it here?
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>>94207278
FUCK OFF
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>>94217638
>like a story of what she did to make them think that?

Yeah I guess.
It seems like it really is just some girl who like pushing boundaries on exhausted parents.
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I dont know why, but incest has been my favorite fetish the past few years. Maybe its because its the thought of someone who loves you unconditionally and also sexually is a fantasy of mine, and the thought of a relative actually loving me since my family has always been shit to me, and because my cousin is like the first girl my age i remember and ive always secretly wanted to fuck her. God, i love her, but she probably thinks im disgusting anyways.
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>>94217638
>amd god says thats a sin to touch her in her no-no place
Anon confirmed cuck
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>>94208898
Traps are the worst tame fetish. Trapfags are feetfags times 10
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>>94217581
I mean at this point its more just a thing she does to get a reaction because its funny to her, I dont mind, my football bruhs did the same thing
>>94217649
Honestly when you say it like that it sounds very much like whats happening. Weve always been close, no real fights no brother sister hate, and when we were young id gove her piggyback rides and shed climb around me and everyone else, it was just normal, esoecially cuz all the aunts and uncles and mom and dad laughed and thought it was cute as fuck so they encouraged it
As far as SWOLE goes, i got SWOLE back in sophmore year of high school, I just got fatter in senior year and lost most defenition, Allie just helped me get cut again
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>>94217723
Anon, this really bothers me that you are blowing a really good opportunity to have a sexual relationship with the one person who would ever truely love you in your life. Plz, atleast ask her to show you her tits. Do this and help me sleep tonight and maybe ill feel a little less lonely knowing my fellow anon is getting that mad sister pussy
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>>94217723
Well for the sound of it it legitimately is just a situation where the boundaries are not traditional in your parents perceptions.
A lot of teasing now, yeah, but towards your parents and not between each other in a sexual context.

From the sound of that you've made no pursuit of her sexually and neither has she. All things told, seems like you two could be nudists and give zero shits to each other in any physical context.

So- it's really is just a funny situation between siblings fucking with their parents in a unique scenario. Neat.
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>>94217722
Feet are 100x more common to find than traps at any given time, which means footfags are that much more obnoxious. If you disagree then you're clearly a footfag.
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>>94217764
Kek no can do anon, if it makes you feel better i did slap her butt once but thats a whole story unto itself
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>>94208828
>>94208898
Do watersports and scat count as tame? Because one of them are totally worse than footfags.

>>94217722
Traps are only annoying when the fuckers wont admit how gay it is.
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>>94217821
>Do watersports and scat count as tame?
Are you retarded?
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>>94217821
NO ITS NOT TAME

NEVER TAME
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>>94217807
Anon, you are blowing an opportunity that i have only in my fantasies. I hate you for your prudish cuckoldry and will probably cry myself to sleep knowing that i havent felt the touch of a women in almost three years and that i cant fuck my qt314 cousin who hates me. Good day to you sir.
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>>94217807
Even knowing it's not sexual-
I'm curious to hear the story. It sounds funny as hell.
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>>94217430
I think sex at that point is purely academic.
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>>94217807
I still want to hear about her clingy jealous BF story.
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>everyone believing Anon's dumbass story that he probably ripped off some some doujin or pinecest/loudcest fanfic

When can we finally call open season on incestfags already
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>>94217945
Misha, i never thought of you being a ballless cuck. What do you have against incestfags, do you too secretly want to fuck your sister.
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>>94217208
On the way anon
>running and doing excercise late at night because we're insomniacs in the summer
>snapchat and Faceberg posts galore
>last one is me holding her up, smiling st the camera and her giving the V sign
>captions: Most fun night Ive had in weeks! Sweaty and wet but worth it! Proud of you bro, he ran 2 miles!
>laugh and tell her Allie that needs serious rephrasing
>she rereads it, cackles and deletes the 2 miles bit then posts
>her BF, some spoiled little numale who I hate, sees it and gets mad jelly as previously described
>confronts me
>I laugh, he seethes, confronts her
>according to her she laughed and said babe hes my brother we wouldnt do that
>he buys her things as an apology, people who know Allie know shes just having fun
Seriously what is it with women treating men like handbag accessories she didnt even really like this poor sod wtf
>he comes with us on one of our excercise trips
>he tries to keep up, cant because lowtest
>Allie screaming as I do pull ups "GET THEM SEXY FUUUCKING MUSCLES ANON ILL HAVE EVERY GIRL IN SCHOOL RIDING THAT FUCKING DICK BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT"
>for a smoll grill she can be a drill sergeant when she wants
>slaps me on the back as I run past, giggles an "eeew!" Because sweaty bare back
>LowTest tries pull ups, gets 1 1/2, she laughs and says "we can get you up there babe!" And kisses him on the cheek
>no thanks babe. I dont need it.
>he looks angry as I jog past on my 3rd lap
>ChadMode:Active
>cmon breh you gon let me show you up in front of yo gurl?
>gets pissed, goes to lifted ford 150, leaves
>me and Allie laugh
Another
>me and Allie go to movie, watch Passengers because she loves the Pratt and JLow is best girl (aside from Anna Kendrick who is GirlKino)
>Babe I wanted to take you to see that
>yeah Im sorry but Anon wanted to see it and you know its our thing to see movies where our favorite celebs get together!!! Like Spiderman! (ASM2)
>he is mad
She eventually dumped him when he started acting like a shit
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>>94216111
But her large head was part of her charm.
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>>94217903
>>94217983
Couple of them, Ill admit I enjoyed making him squirm he was such a little fucking shit. She dated one of my football teamates for a little bit but they parted on good terms, was just too weird for him to be dating my sister. But I never had a problem with him.
LowTest was such a little fuck with his momey and was """going to parties""" with THOTs constantly, and sending her snapchats and texts of him with other girls. And lf course Allie, being a woman, stayed with him. Glad she dumped him when he got real bad, she may be kina naiive but shes not a complete pussy thank god
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>>94217972
>that projection

These dumb stories aren't even fucking interesting. It's just shit like

>Le perfect me
>Le hawt gf
>Le easily hatable rival for le perfect me to le easily trounce to transparently inflate my ego
It's like reading a fucking Chris-chan comic in fanfic form
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>>94217861
Alright so
>Allie has been slapping my butt for about a week now, laughing up a storm and running away
>gets me to jump every time, I have a sensitive ass
>one day shes bleary eyed in a tank top and boxers; I devise a plan
>Smack her ass, she yelps and turns with her hands on her but and her face in an "holy fuck did he just really???" Mode, I start yelling "HOW YOU LIKE IT??? HOW YOU LIKE IT LIL BITCH??" big grin on my face
>run when she gets the Snake Eyes
>she tackles me, starts punching my shoulders
>im on my stomach, shes literally kneeling on my back, I start draging myself twords my room
>shes giggling and having a grand old time hitting me
>mom rounds the corner
>"WHAT IS GOI-"
>YOUR SPAWN IS SATAN MOTHER
>Allie cackles and starts tickling me
>i am ticklish
>squirm out, dont want to hurt her so I just take off
>try to close door but she throws herself at it
>spin so she lands on my bed
>jump on bed, pick her up and start slamming her body up and down with my arms, throwing her really because of the laughter
>squeals of laughter muffled every few seconds
>grab her like bag of potatoe from motherland, throw her on her bed in her room, run out and lock door before she can recover
>later at dinner mom shaking her head
>Allie promises to make me pay
She still hasnt, but I know itll be painful or smell like shit
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>>94218068
fucking salty tripfaggots, everytime
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>>94218077
>wakes you up by making you lick her asshole clean in the morning

can't wait
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>>94218077
2 possibillitiesties now exist.

You have fucked her or done something and are lying

You don't have a sister at all, but do have a fun imagination
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>>94218068
Anon just...oh wait you're a Misha not an anon.

Misha PLZ
There's no girlfriend in any of this. Quit hating.
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>>94218077
Ask her to suck your dick topless, that would be good payback
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>>94218100
Gotta love pranks
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>>94210586
It's a coin toss whether or not he caught on to her flirting or if he took that as a serious remark about how cracked his lips looked.
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>>94218151
Okay she could straight up take like an entire lower portion of his body with her mouth like a pair of pants.
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>>94218095
Kek no we havent and will not, but it is fun to look at it from this angle
>>94218093
This is much more disgusting when youve smelled the bathroom from eachothers use and seen how clean she is on stay-at-home days
She has woken me up with her rank socks in my mouth before, and once put fire ants in my boots when she was REALLY pissed, years and years ago. She got grounded for that and I got her Ipod touch though so win for me
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>>94218215
How the fuck have they said NOTHING to her?

Why just you?

I'd imagine the Mother here would mention it just ONCE in the same way your dad would with you.
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>>94218258
They have, first story I posted had it. Im not sure about the details because I want there but from what Ive gathered she got WAAAY more pissed than I did, which she usually does about anything really.
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>>94210874
Savino made this
>fanmade
dream on
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>>94216865
For my fetish A Bug's Life was the reason i got it.
It has nothing to do with insects can you guess what it is?
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>>94218764
It's too clean, and the outlines aren't as thicc

so yes
>fanmade
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>>94217451
Anon, /b/ and /pol/ have existed for years now.
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>>94207196
Bart when Lisa is piss
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>>94210852
She's raping him.
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>>94207196
i bet she gives a good head
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>>94218825
you like fat trannies.
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>>94218825
Let me guess. It's vore, isn't it?
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>>94217945
Shut up tripfag garbage. What have you done to be deserving of that identity and name you wear so proudly? Have you made great works of drawfaggotry? Given unto us great stories with writefaggotry? No, you just post and expect people to take you more seriously because you have a name. Fuck off you Egotist cunt.
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>>94207196
Someone who knows she could deep throat an elephant
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>>94217972
The guy legit has a cuckold fetish, his opinions are worthless.

>inb4 incestfag
Don't even have the fetish, thank god.
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>>94215570

I am deformed and this offended me, my parents aren't related but my mom took one to many thalidomide.
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>>94217972
Why are their chests so sad?
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>>94217945

Shut the fuck up, Incestfags and even pedophiles are better than the trash that submits their ass to black dicks, fuck media for promoting BBC worshiping.
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>>94214088

What's wrong with her head?
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>>94216908
Movie night please, it sounds cute and comfy.
Also, just for clarification, how old are you and your sister?
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>>94210586
>>94214088
>this makes the nico moist
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>>94217234
>she wears your boxers

Anon wtf, that is weird.
You rationalise it as "my mom does it with my dad's boxers" but have you forgotten... they're a fucking couple?
I would never wear a boy's boxers if I wasn't romantically involved with them.

You're most likely making this shit up but if not, your sister definitely wants to fuck you.
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>>94216921

Have you ever heard of ASMR? That's likely the reason these videos have lots of views.
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>>94212633
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>>94220950
There is something a little similar about the designs of the lead males. Kinda vaguely, but the resemblance is there.

Also, the creator sucks dick at voicing. The boy sounds like a grown adult.
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>>94220988
>Also, the creator sucks dick at voicing

I think he just sucks dicks in general, but only black ones.
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>>94220839
>even pedophiles are better than
t. pedophile
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>>94221043

Even serial baby rapists are better that Africanophilia, do you think every race is all females and only big blacks are "true" men just because they are big and ape-like?
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>>94221104
What the fuck are you even going on about?
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>>94218151
>>94210586
So it's one of *those* kind of shows, eh?
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>>94217509
I had the same thing in my high school. I was friends with this dude who had a half-sister (same dad) who was his age.

I had a crush on his sister. We dated for a bit, kissed and shit, but it never worked out. Everytime I was with her, she'd always talk about her brother and how awesome he was; I found that weird as hell.

A couple years later, at prom, bro took his sis there. Everything was normal, they talked to other friends, laughed, generally hung out. But they'd always leave somewhere after a while, then come back to hang out with friends shortly after.

Near the end of the prom night, when everyone was leaving to go to the afterprom party, I went to the bathroom and caught them making out. Just smacking each other's lips in the middle of the bathroom. They stopped and looked at me, but I could only laugh. I don't know why, I guess I just always knew. I'm like "Alright, you two have fun now." and leave.

A couple hours later, at the afterprom party at another one of my friends' house, we're smoking weed and just talking about whatever. For some reason we get to the topic of cousin incest (he was from West Virginia, and it happened a lot in his town), and he casually mentions that he reserved a room for my friend and his half-sister and said that they were probably fucking their brains out.

Yeah, apparently he knew this whole time, they started getting together not long after the sis broke up with me. Him and a few of our other friends were either told about it or figured it out themselves. They thought that I already knew, but never brought it up around me because they thought they'd upset me.

Later that night, the half-brother called me and said he got laid. He spilled all his hearts out (for an hour) and said he was sorry he never told me. We were still cool, by the end of the conversation.

Yeah, high school was weird. We still keep in contact, though. No bad blood.
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>>94207196
A giant headed, unfunny retard
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Your pc is in the living room? That must be very uncomfortable to watch pics of megaman porn
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>>94216800
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>Everyone sharing stories about incest towards their sister
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I never ploughed my sister but when I was young and we were play fighting on the couch I would fake kick her in the crotch and I was so amazed when she said it hurt
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Has Viv gotten over Ke$ha?
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>This entire thread
It's almost as if you've never had siblings
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why are their heads so big compared to the other characters
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>>94218068
As much as I dislike Misha, yeah. I'm callin' bullshit on these incest stories. I remember only one sibling couple from my youth and the parents ended that thing fast.
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>>94217293
viv animated it, zeurel cleaned it up
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>>94220775
Huh. Probably bullshit but... Want to share a story, eh Caliban?
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>>94220988
The boy is like...16 I think. It makes sense.
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>>94208586
Daily reminder Loud House is actually a Stephen King novel. We just get to see Lincoln's twisted imagination.
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>>94223588
wtf
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>>94222554
It's the design.
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>>94220842
Gotcha, this one isnt too long and kinda boring
>raining hard as all fuck
>parents are out doing whatever the fugg with Aunt, Call and say the road got closed due to flooding
>anon i sent some money for you guys order pizza or something watch Allie etcetc
>Allie is happy, order 2 pizzas and wait
>"Anon remember when we used to buikd forts?"
>great its gonna be one of those nights
>goes to various rooms and stockpiles supplies
>doorbell, go to get pizza
>ofugg its football breh delivering
>invite him inside for a minute, we're talking and chilling
>allie sees him, says hi, goes back to my room
>bzzt bzzt
>"Anon tell your gay lover to FUCK OFF its!movie night"
>kek sorry breh i gotta help her with stuff
>breh leaves
>in my room is what I can only describe as a nest
>she has torn my room asunder and in its place is a giant pillow fort facing my TV
>she got into my /k/ bag of autistic fury, is using my rain poncho to reinforce the roof, my rope to string it all along together
>her pillows make up the walls because girls have an unhealthy pillow fetish
>pinks and blues assault my eyes
>from the middle pops out a blonde headed monster, I nearly draw my pistol
>"checkitout anon!"
>ohHiallie.shoot
>"Cmon! Its stable. Mostly"
>crawl my BigGuy4U body into it, shes set up a little side aclove for shoes and several sheets and a blanket for the floor
>asks me where the pizzas are, have to crawl my self out again and get them
>its hell but pizza calls to us
>get it all set up> notice she is using my cooking tools from my BoB as well as my chemlights
>fug
>she didnt
>allie what is that
>"oh i just well since it was unloaded ya know we can watch something that fits the theme"
>she has my Mosin lying next to her
>wants to watch enemy at the gates
>/k/s internally
>watching movie, she aims the sights at the enemies on screen and shouts "BANG" when she gets one
>puts on my ushanka
>parents find us asleep in a fortress, allie holding a rifle and ready to defend motherland
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>>94223588
>incest
>evil clown
>small town that's dying
>crooked business owner
>Chandler Bowers and his gang
>dumb rednecks
>nerdy token black guy
>Randal Flagg showing up
Sounds about right. But it doesn't take place in Maine which is a vital requirement for all things written by King. And there isn't a weird antiquarian/curio shop.
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>>94220842
Also im 19 shes 17 1/2
>>94220888
Its not like i wear them too, i give her a pair or two from the package when i get new ones
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>>94223073
No shit these stories are bullshit. That was never an issue to begin with. It's them flooding an irrelevant thread with their stories
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>>94224030
>incest stories
>never an issue
Well, I know someone whose typing with one hand.
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>>94224052
I meant that the authenticity was never an issue you dingus. Read the fucking post again
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>>94223863
You're a good enough storyteller that even if you are making it all up I don't care. Post more.
>>94224030
>Abloo bloo, how dare threads not focus on what I want! A bloo bloo
Go cry somewhere else.
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>>94224094
Yeah, you're in a Loud H-I mean, Too Loud thread. Expecting the thread to not get derailed by incestfags is like believing /sug/ will not degenerate into bull dykes feeding their fantasies.
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>>94224162
Will do; have to run around for a few so post what you wanna hear and ill green it when I can
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>>94224926
How about people assuming your a couple and/or drunk party nights? Those sounded like fun.
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I don't care what y'all say, I'm gonna do it
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>>94223588
man I wish someone made fanart like this for zootopia
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>>94220776
Forever flat
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>>94223928
17 1/2 seems a little to old to attribute it to being touchy-freely anon. Most people grow out of that around their teens.
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>>94209320
>Can you perverted fucks not think of sexual thoughts for one second?
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>>94208060
does this pickup line really work
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>>94225059
Cool, these arent as fun as the last ones though
>Allie wants to go watch Pitch Perfect 2, I agree to see Best girl on screen
>couples get half off everything on Thursdays, for some arbitrary (((reason)))
>walk up to ticket stand, some poor goy is taking the crowds money and handing out tickets as fast as he can
>Allie grabs my arm, "dude I bet we can pull this off"
>bet my stash of cherry dr pepper it wont
>"hellow welcome to [theater]
>2 for pitch perfect
>Allie plays it up, snuggles up to my arm and giggles
>I roll my eyes and shove her face, she pinches me
>"haha and Im assuming you two are together?"
>Allie pipes up "unfortunatly"
>"alright here ya go, have fun and enjoy the movie"
>ok but that doesnt count he was distracted
>"fine bet I can get us half off popcorn and candy"
>go to counter, qt girl working there
>order 2 medium popcorns
>allie pipes up "um no we'll takelets one extra large. We'll share"
>I swear she winked at the girl
>popcorn girl rolls eyes and says "man she has you wrapped up doesnt she? Haha"
>Allie laughs "yeah but you gotta keep em on a short leash"
>i am not amused but my inner jew demands popcorn discounts
>popcorn girl asks if we want a drink, Allie says one large dr pepper
>popcorn girl is amused, as we walk away she says "you guys are super cute, have fun!"
>"we will!"
>round the corner, Allie lets go of me and starts air pumping her fists
>"take that you stupid fuck!"
>rip dr peppies
Anna kendrick still best girl
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>>94209320
Okay I got this. One--nope couldn't do it!
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>>94216800
That doesn't explain why the other two episodes she worked on look like shit while this has a sudden jump in quality.
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>>94225059
Another
>eating dinner, go to pizza place late at night after Allie's track meet
>waitress comes by, Im helping Allie into the booth because she hurt her knee
>put a 10 on the table off the bat for the waitress, apologize for coming in 30 minutes before close because I know how shit it is
>she perks up and is all smiles
>order wings and fries
>waitress takes order to back, im blowing my straws paper at Allie
>boringresterauntshit
>waitress comes back with drinks, Allie goes to bathroom
>me and Waitress start talking, shes kneeling on the booth in front of us
>only other people there are old boomer and his wife, but theyre just about done
>you guys from around here, what do you do, etc etc
>Allie comes back, I pick her up and put her in the booth
>"aww hes so sweet"
>"no just well trained"
>waitress laughs, goes to get our food
>we start eatinng, get about 3/4 way through before we just chill and munch
>Boomers leave, waitress cleans up and comes over
>her and Allie start talking girl shit, like nail salons and menstration cycles or whatever it is in womanese
>"so how long have you been together?"
>wut
>"oh god no we arent-no we're brother and sister fucking ew"
>waitress visibly panics
>kek heartily and say its fine
>"I mean look at him ew I wouldnt touch that"
>loveyoutoosis
>she gets the devils eye
>"buuut he is single ya know..."
>waitress laughes and gets red, "o-oh haha"
>Allie is grinning the wicked grin of satan
>"Ive worked hard to get him in shape, the least he can do is use it to get pretty waitresses. Hint hint bro."
>please stop.
>waitress laughs, we talk a bit more
>pay at stand, Allie in the bathroom again because >bladderlet
>"sooo was she right in saying youre single?"
>haha yeah, at the moment at least
>"maybe you should take your sisters advice about pretty waitresses"
>maybe I will
>gives me her number
>Allie comes back, thanks her, tells me to "get that spic poon boi"
Went on a few dates, got the succ, still hang out now and then
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>>94226617
Normally Id agree but she is just like that all the time with everyone
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>>94215957
Please make more stories and make it an anime.
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>>94227130
>make it an anime
Awww, nice way to ruin it with one word anon.
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>>94227233
You mean you don't want him to get rich?
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>>94217983
>Seriously what is it with women treating men like handbag accessories she didnt even really like this poor sod wtf
She's probably out of his league.
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>>94223073
Ehh, I don't know, a lot of the interactions he describes remind me of me and my sister, except without the sexual tension.
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>>94217700
>Maybe its because its the thought of someone who loves you unconditionally and also sexually is a fantasy of mine

>we're so far gone that what was considered a normal relationship many years ago is now an obscure, obscene fetish
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>>94227730
We have reached that point long ago brother. Where do you think the "Hand-holding is lewd" joke came from? We have immersed our selves in endless debauchery and hedonistic degeneracy, only to discover that what we really craved was right in front of us all along, just out of reach.
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>>94223588
Is that a piss stain on the pants of the girl on the left?
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>>94227954
What else would it be, cum?
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>>94227961
I'm more concerned about why it's there in the first place.
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>>94220988
>>94223583
Jotaro syndrome
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>>94228001
She's scared because she's being threatened with a knife.
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>>94208828
Well, you're a moron then.
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>>94207278
The spoof where they're actually fucking and the parents have banned their son from the house to protect their daughter from a retard-baby is hilarious.
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>>94207196
I call everyone in my family beautiful, because they are and so am I. We are beautiful.
Did shmorky make that? It looks like it.
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>>94228259
Incestfag, please.
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>>94228259
But he's right.
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>>94227961
Maybe she's aroused by danger
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>>94215957
Dude your sister wants to fuck you.
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>>94228357
>>94228361
>b-b-but not muh fetish!
You guys are pathetic
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>>94217649
His name is Allan, Alan, Allen, Adam, or Andrew.
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>>94226997
She sure showed you.
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>>94217700
Has anyone else noticed the increasing prevalence of incest pornography on the various 'tube sites?
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>>94228515
So you've never talked shit or even thought poorly of a fetish? Ever?
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>>94228695
Well I don't go into fat threads or vore threads and try and start shit. That's just bad etiquette.
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>>94226997
>Helped you avoid looking like a dweeb being forced to babysit his sister and saved you money
Wow, she sure showed you, how will you ever recover?
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>>94228357
>>94228361
I can name at least 3 tame fetishes that are worse.
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>>94228758
It's not like this thread was made for incest
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>>94216111
That's cute as hell anon.
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>>94223910
Flagg shows up?
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>>94228637
Yeah but they usually have [step-]bullshit. That doesn't do much for me. It feels like a weak compromise. Also the "actors" don't even look similar or act any different than normal people.

That's why I stick to comics.
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>>94227085
Almost, but you slipped up. If she hurt her knee, why didn't you carry her to the bathroom? You're not fooling me!
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>>94215957
Nice blog m8.
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>>94219466
te meo dijo el barsinso
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>>94229078
Bitch we all know it's fake, stop trying to ruin my suspension of disbelief.
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>>94217945

You can spot the newfags on their vanilla taste.

>I only like consenting unrelated adults in missionary position
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>>94229117
>implyin is plebit
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>>94216921
My question is, how do you feel about tap-dancing?
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>>94216443
That was actually quite beautiful.
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>>94228428
IF, and thats a massive IF, that were the case I think we would have done it by now. As another anon said there just seems to be boundry issues
>>94228619
Close but nyet
>>94228619
>>94228794
Yeah i guess but she took my dr pepper and for that she must die by sock inhalation
>>94229078
Not since I was 4 anon, not since I was 4
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>>94227085
>"get that spic poon boi"
best sister
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>>94229684
So if she wanted to, you would? That's all that's holding you back?
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>A screencap from this Sunday's TOO LOUD Episode 4! Sara is always there for her lil' brother Jeffrey!
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>>94230496
Nah, Im not sure how to phrase it exactly; like we have been with eachkther for so many years that if either one of us would do it, we would have done it by now, ya know?
>>
>>94229684
Dude, she fantasizes about you in her bedroom. She's named her dildo after you, and she uses it to practice every day. When she's choking on it, she gargles your name into its smooth rubber balls.
>>
>>94230526
What did they mean by this?
>>
>some /r9k/ wastoid spits his incest fantasies
>/co/mrade believes him

Prolly doesn't even have a sister
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>>94230526
The art style looks a bit different.
>>
>>94231516
theyve been refining it
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>>94207278
>folgers
>real coffee
>>
>>94227954
She's having her period
>>
>>94230526
It's called practice sex
>>
>>94208828
well, it's not a very specific one. it just makes other fetishes hotter.
>>
>>94209167
Link?
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>>94233755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tomO-X-X5Ak
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>this thread
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>>94233874
>that Evans laugh

Oh that's what I'm hear for
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>older sister was my first kiss (4 years old)
>first roll around in bed kissing (8 years old)
>first bj and handy (14 years old)
>first fuck (15 years old)
I'm actually really fucked up now that I think about it, fortunately we stopped because you know, it's just not right. Incest ain't worth it.
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Might as well draw this thirsty bobblehead.
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>>94234733
>>older sister was my first kiss (4 years old)
you succeeded accidentally in total ignorance at the age of 4 where many a grown man has died and never even attempted such.
it may not be fame, but at least it's infamy, which is a lot more than nothing at all.
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>>94231033
>fictionandfalsehood.txt
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>>94234872
Nice.
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>>94207196
Heh, my mom's name translates from Chinese literally as Beautiful Flower. So, my uncles?
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>>94234733
>4 years old
C'mon
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>>94237552
That's pretty cool. Do you have a cool name?
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>>94233874

This is so obnoxious. It's like a knock-off Spumco style.
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>>94237552
>tfw asian
>name literally translates to nice hole
t-thanks 할아버지
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>>94238968
:^(
>>
>>94208586

>faggots in this thread never played kiss-chicken with siblings

Ya'll grew up weird.
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>>94216155

>why would you pull a girl's hair
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>>94229684
Is this guy gonna come back someday? I gotta have more!
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>>94233874
>"Please fuck my sister Mr. Black Man. And while you're at it, fuck me too!"
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>>94240137
my brothers did that one time and they both got super pissed when they ended up actually kissing eachother.
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>>94207196
He knows with a head that big he'll never be able to pick up chicks, so might as well butter up what's left
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>>94234872
Big head aside, Sarah does have a cute design.
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>>94207196
A sis con.
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>>94216111
>dem arm freckles
>dem bitey teeth

HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>94216155
You sweet, pure child
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>>94207196
People who fuck em
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>>94228923
>It's not like this thread was made for incest he says
>With an opening post like that
>about a show that nobody watches
>a show where the name could very easily allow a segue into a show with much heavier incestuous discussions
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>>94219853
>>94219895
Nope it's lesbian fandom
>>
>>94245195
It's a legitimate question though.
>>
>>94216233
girls love that shit.
>>
>>94233874
>Those unmatching voices
>These fucked up perspective shots
>That fucking atrocious animation
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>>94207196
Someone who wants to do her
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>>94245284
... Explain.
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>>94243040
this
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>>94245563
With an obvious answer.
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>>94226980
Yes and No. It can work on the right women. Your lines don't matter as much as the mood of any women and her attitude towards you.
>>
>>94216324

>forgetting tuba guy
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>>94248096
Well, I mean, the actual answer is the "inseparable siblings" thing cartoons sometimes do but bumped up to ridiculous levels, not incest. No one calls *anyone* a "beautiful flower" regardless of their relationship to each other.
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>>94248516
t. beautiful flower
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>>94248188
There's a tuba guy too?
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>>94249960

Yes.
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>>94250124
Show me
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>>94250245

just google tuba vore, it'll come up
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>>94238968
Is it truth in advertising, Anon?
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>>94233874
it's not supergood but it's better than the previous episodes at least.
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>>94233874
The brothers voice doesn't really fit, maybe it'll grow but it sounds too mature for his personality.
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