Hey Uncle Ben Mr Stark asked me to join the avengers today!

>>94204085
>he doesn't know Tony's middlename is "Ben"

>Peter... 13% of population... 50% of crime

>Peter....Be careful at school....I don't trust your classmates.

>Peter... Please don't bring a black girl.. Home to your Aunt.

>>94204085
>I'll finally get to see... that little vietnamese boy.

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Question:
How doesn't Spider man doesn't ruin the buildings with all that jumping and web swinging? Seriously, a guy at high speed jumping around could break and ruin a lot things.

>>94204536
Spider Agility

>>94204559
As well as spider sense.

>>94204182
>>94204284
>>94204364
Ben Parker, creator of /pol/

>>94204085
>Peter, have I told you about the secret research related to your DNA that your parents were doing with doctor Connors which eventually got them killed? They were good friends.

>>94204559
Ok... what agility is related to a guy at high speed lauching a silk cable against... say an antenna? It would bend or even break, no? How a guy running and jumping beyond human capabilites landing in a roof doesn't break? Ok, he got super strenght to avoid breaking his arms, but about the rest the things around?
How fast Spider could go during his web swinging? His top velocity?

>>94204672
And how can he adhere if there's a layer of clothing between him and any surface?

And how can an irradiated spider give you powers and not cancer?

>>94204536
He has the proportional weight of a spider.

> Peter all these years fighting for the white brotherhood and one of my own gets me. Tell me boy was I ering?
>U.Uncle Ben I heard his Irish accent
>oh thank god a fucking mick. They'll get whats coming to them. Thank you peter

>>94204672
Spidey nearly always webs things that have high tensile strenth like poles and shit, or edges of buildings, then uses his momentum to propel himself forward.
The force he generates depends on his mass and acceleration, if he isn't moving too fast he isn't gonna break a sturdy roof.

>Peter.. you were born white.. with great privilege comes great responsibility

>>94204603

It was a different time.

>>94204748
proportional strength of a spider

>>94204672

Most modern buildings, particularly skyscrapers, and built pretty damn tough. Consider how fast the wind can get up at those heights, and imagine the amount of force that would put on a building or a flagpole. Now multiply that by twenty because no one wants to take even the slightest risk of getting sued when their flagpole falls 200 feet and spears a nine-year-old.

If he webbed someone's flowerpots or personal satellite dish or something, then that would be sketchy. But generally, a corporate skyscraper and anything on it wouldn't blink at an 180-pound-man smacking into it unless he did it at truly incredible speeds.

>>94204536
Does no one on this website speak English?

Homecoming was really a piece of shit.

>>94205699
i say yes friend we have english good but not great mama mia.. i report u .. gib money plz

>>94205699
It's been overrun with Mexicans.

>>94204672
He's not flinging himself onto flimsy suburban rooftops. I mean shit, the Twin Towers were able to take a large plane impact each and still remained standing for nearly an hour. I'd be surprised if Peter so much as scuffed most of the buildings he swings around on.

>>94206384
it is over all for /poll/ indeed after all

>>94206457
he wouldn't do too much. People forget that force and momentum are directly proportional to Mass and Acceleration.

Peter would be around 75-80 kg and his acceleration would depend on how long the strand of the webbing was and where he started swinging from. There is no way that peter can actually damage any building based on his mass and acceleration alone.

>>94204536
they build em good in that universe and if it breaks they rebuild it easy

>>94204121
It's Edward, actually

>"After all this time, all this time Peter. It was a white that did me in. A white. Not a coon or a chink, not a spic or even a fucking paint sniffer. I can't believe it Petey.
>"Uncle...He looked Italian."
>Uncle Ben sheds a single tear, "Are you sure? A stinking wop?"
>"Yes Uncle."
>"Thank you Pete, Thank you."

>>94204657
lol

>>94206931
Kek

>>94204085
>Peter... with White Power there must also come great responsibility...

>>94207086
>with white power there must also come the white man's burden

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>>94204085
What was Uncle Ben's opinion on Homecoming?

>>94204536
>>94204672
Spider Sense tells him where to stick his webs for maximum efficiency and safety

>>94204536
His spider sense warns him whenever he fires a web whether what he's aiming at can support his weight. He lost his spider sense once and he snagged a crumbling bit of mortar and when it couldn't support him he ate shit, crashed into a cop car.

Also superhero related property damage really isn't a problem for New York so long as Damage Control is a thing.

>>94204536

he's not the tick

>>94207595
9/10
Ben's lover from the shack in Vietnam came back...but he was way too late but hey at least he can be with Peter.

>Dontel...hurry...

>>94204085
>Peter... tell your hot aunt... I was her... sugar daddy

>>94206384
BR monkey's actually. They are worse, but it honestly depends on the Mexican. If it's the make America Mexico type even though they'd probably be equal.

>Don't worry, Peter... everyone... resurrects... in this universe.... I can't be... the... only one... who doesn't... make it

>>94208201
You'd be surprised

>Peter .... make sure May doesn't fuck around ... with those goddam degenerates I'm serious petter she's a hot piece of ass..... don't pass up that opportunity ... if you can..

>Peter... you can... keep all my cool stuff... if you delete... everything in... my computer

>Peter... I cheated on May... with Anna Watson... MJ is your cousin

>>94209349
I don't think that's how cousins work, uncle Ben

>>94209376
>I'm fucking... dying here... don't bust my balls... Peter

>Uncle Ben: All the things you've been thinking about Peter, make me sad.
>Peter: Can’t you understand? I’m racially tolerant.
>Uncle Ben': Peter all the times we talked about white pride, cultural marxism, racial purity...all those times I counted on you to have the courage to take a stand against liberal brainwashing...
>Peter: I can’t live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.
>Uncle Ben: You’ve been given a gift, Peter. With white skin comes white power. Raise your hand to the Iron Eagle, son.
>Peter: No Uncle Ben. I’m just Peter Parker. I’m White Supremacy Man no more. No more.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house when we saw this. Bravo, Raimi.

>>94209349
>also there's a mulatto half-cousin of yours by the same initials in another dimension
>a dimension where my wife is hot pete, like a shaved cougar, pete

>>94209376

That is exactly how cousins work, assuming Ben is related to Peter by blood (which he is).

>Peter... remember that... with great power... comes... great responsibility... but... with unlimited powah... comes lighting... out of your fucking fingers

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>>94209532
>Uncle Ben, how...how do you even know this?

>>94209589
>Gwenpool... told me... Peter... she's... like Gwen Stacy... only not... and Peter... she's cute... cute!

>>94204085
> Peter... listen to me... you need to tear his nipples off...

>Peter... kill them all... burn... their cities... to the ground... don't allow... even tales of them... to survive

>>94204085
> Peter...when you meet the Avengers, cuddle Wanda, it's the most important thing of all.

>Peter...follow them...to the ends... of...the earth

>Peter... white people... shouldn't be afraid... to show pride... in their racial heritage

>>94209720
She should go to Ben Affleck Daredevil's world to point at him and laugh.

>Peter... you remembered... to renew... my life insurance... coverage... right?

>Peter... I've never been more proud to have a White son such as you. We...could've ... Enjoyed killing niggers together.. make this world a better place you know?

>Peter... we lived... among the people...
I think you say... convenience store... we lived above it.

>>94204085
>Peter... My brother........ fucked my wife....

>>94207589
Or as I like to call it the "The Master's responsibility to discipline the slave"

>>94204182
About this statistic, how much of the 50% is drug possession? Like how much of it is someone who got caught with weed?

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>>94206293
>I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me

>>94204085
>"Peter, the dead void their bowels"
>shits

>>94207595
I'm still not convinced that Tom Holland and Jamie Bell aren't the same person.

>>94211558
It's not a real statistic.

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This is from Raimi's early cut of the origin story. Obviously the studio asked him to change it due to conflicts with the rest of the movie's time period. Peter Parker wasn't even born when the lynching happened so Raimi binned this scene.

>Ppp.. peter... I'm sterile...

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>>94213574
I'm still pissed that the Studio cut Peters Klan initiation from to cut down the running time at least they put it back in the directors cut but it was an integral character arc

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>"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

>>94211558
>>94213455
The real number is higher, more like 54% last time i checked.

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>>94204085
How did Rami get away with this?

>>94206293
I really wonder what spawned this meme.

>>94208201
top kek

>>94214997
I'm pretty sure it was because some dumbass got offended over the scene where Peter called the wrestler gay.

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>>94206293
>You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car

>>94214997
It started with the thread spam of Spider-Man making an insult against Bonesaw, indirectly calling him gay or effeminate. /tv/ or /co/ threads would keep asking "how did he get away with this?" or "this shit wouldn't fly this time and year".

>>94214968
56% I think

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I can see where Ben's prejudice comes from.

>>94214992
spider webs are fully capable of melting steel beams

>>94215053
Not just that
The original script was more vulgar.

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>You're pathetically predictable. Like a nigger to a watermelon. What about my generous proposal?!? Are you in, or are you a cuck?
>It's you who's a cuck Gobby. A cuck to the Jews who funded your company and control the media.

I liked how Homecoming really drilled in why Spidey just can't operate anywhere outside New Yawk City

>that entire sequence with him trying to websling in suburbia and looking like a complete dipshit

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>>94215736
Didn't stop Kaine.

Either way being a long way from home without anyone knowing where you are is pretty dangerous.

>>94215138
I remember it being 105 percent, with a 2 percent margin of error.

>>94211558
Pretty sure its ~50% violent crime

>>94215215
>Like a nigger to a watermelon.

My dad eats watermelons, but I don't. What does that mean?

>Peter.... Don't let Luke Cage... fuck.. Black Cat

>>94207803
Is Damage Control even a thing anymore? I thought Wolverine exposed a massive conspiracy it was involved with during Civil War.

>>94216038
It means you have terrible taste in fruit.

>>94216353
That was one of the companies and Wolverine didnt even stopped it since it was the acting CEO idea to give Nitro superhuman viagra pills.

Reminder that Wolverine tie in was the real story of Civil War

>>94204730
It's magnetism according to MC2 MayDay Parker.

>>94216144

To be fair that's Peter's own fault.
All he had to do was marry her. Bitch was so thirsty for the Spider cock that she went and fucked all of his friends (Wolverine, Luke, Daredevil) to make him jealous.

>>94216693
I'm still not convinced Luke was telling the truth. She hasn't even interacted with him in the slightest prior to the name drop.

>>94216760
>Turns out Luke was telling the truth.
>He had Black Cat on that couch
>When she was a hero for hire.
>She sat on it once
>While Luke was in the corner lamenting over how he settled for a stupid whore like Jessica Jones and that he'd never be able to touch a fine ass bitch like Black Cat ever again.

>>94211558

I believe it's 50% of the violent crime.

Uncle Ben and Green Goblin movie directed by Raimi when?

>>94216860
https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2015/crime-in-the-u.s.-2015/tables/table-43

It's a few different crimes but not all crime.

Has the spidey comic been posted already?