Emoji Movie comes out tomorrow. How bad is it gonna be?

>>94200484
Its going to be one of the best movies in cinematic history

Its pretty much Wreck it Ralph in story. Passable at best.

meh.

Wait what? Already? I just noticed the shilling like two weeks ago.
Jesus it's gonna bomb so fucking hard.

I'm sorry we do this to kids these days. I know we were shilled to but it was never this bad, was it? A movie based on pictures replacing emoticons, several SEVERAL books on Minecraft, trying to create a narrative on a game that's literally just build shit in a sandbox
fucking funko pops where action figures used to be. do we really hate these kids that much

>>94200484

I'm looking forward to the pounding it'll get from the critics.

>>94200484
I don't know.
Maybe it pulls out a bittersweet ending, like the main character being some kind of Bootleg Skynet and in the end he takes over the world or some other bullshitty commentary about how being different can only cause trouble.
But being honest, this will be regular bad at best.

Perhaps it will be ok or actually bad

Comes out same time as Despicable Me 3.

This movie is DESIGNED TO FAIL.

>>94200519
>Its going to be one of the best movies in cinematic history

This is my fear.

>>94200539
jailbreak is a princess
genie is a fucking glitch

where the fuck is creativity?

This is Sony. It is going to be shit.

>>94200484
>tfw if it's the number 2 movie in America they can still advertise the fact

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>>94200484
It's going to make millions regardless of whether it's a critical success. Hail corporate overlords.

>>94200755
Thats been out for like two months now

>>94200806
Hail mass marketing.
Hail corporate shilling.

>>94200755
Despicable Me 3 came out weeks ago and it has been destroyed properly.

I'll say it has a pretty empty week for it unless Dunkirk stops it on its tracks

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>>94200484
there isn't an advanced screening for critics. That fact alone tells me enough.

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>>94200484
I still can only associate the main character's voice with pic related.

It will get large sales numbers from normies and people seeing it just out of morbid curiosity.

Predicting around 60-70% RT.

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>>94200850
Ah then I'm an idiot who didn't notice it being in theaters till today when looking at movie times.

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>>94200723
>people actually believe this

At least the artists actually put in some effort to give Emoji Movie jokes.

>>94200484
The Marketing of it all will MAKE it be successful

The parents will fall asleep though, I'm sure

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1NicgsI71I

>toys

Only Trumplets will hate this movie just like the real Ghostbusters movie.

>>94201848
Oh, come now, try harder than that.

>>94200484
these movies are made by computers, even the scripts, they can't be bad anymore. it will be ruthlessly and efficiently okay.

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>inb4 critics end up loving the movie and it turns out to be one of the deepest animated movies of all time

>>94200484
I feel even the suits pushing the film know it's going to be shit, and are pushing the angle of "Come laugh at this movie you know is going to be bad! Ha Ha"

>>94201991
They invited Jacksfilms to the premiere after he made a bunch of videos shitting on it. I wouldn't be surprised.

>>94200806
I think you mean "Hail six-year-olds"

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lookin great lads

>>94201991
the so bad its good angle really only sells on home-video/streaming, so pushing strait to dvd would have been a smarter move. keeping it in theaters will just be an embarrassment that also burns barrels of cash

>>94201954
Currently has a 0% on RT after five reviews.

>>94201056
i doubt any will put this film on their resumes, itd be pure career killer

>>94201026
More lile 20-30%

10 reviews now
0 positive

>>94201026
The review embargo lifts THE DAY THE MOVIE COMES OUT. That is a bad sign, man

>>94202290
Oh, wow.

>>94202565
Everyone really hates it
This might not be supremely bland and forgettable like everyone expected
It might be actively horrible

This movie will be the nail in the coffin for Sony, right?

>>94202440
You're actually underaged and have never had a job before if you think that.

Doesn't matter the movie, saying "I worked at Sony Pictures Animation" gives you a lot of credit as an artist. It proves you were good enough to work at a top studio.

>>94200484

"We should have a smiley face, but that's not enough, he's gotta have trendy, hip, feathered hair"

>The “plot” is really an excuse to hop from one app to another; there are stops in the lands of Candy Crush, WeChat, Just Dance, Instagram, Spotify, and (for the kids!) Dropbox. That last one proves crucial, saving the fugitive trio from a pursuing robot. “Don’t worry, it can’t get in,” Jailbreak helpfully notes. “It’s illegal malware and this app is secure.” At the climax, a Twitter bird comes to the rescue.

>>94202654
It only cost $50 million, so that's unlikely.
Every little bit counts though.
They will definitely sell off their movie division within the next decade
But it's weird because they released two recent movies I liked, Baby Driver and the nü Spider-Man. But it becomes clear why when you realize it's because for both movies their dumbass executives got out of the way and let other people do what they wanted.

>>94200484
Very

>>94202758
>At the climax, a Twitter bird comes to the rescue.
For fucking real?

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>>94202290

so it begins

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J U S T

>>94202654
It depends on how much money they sunk into this and how much the total will be globally/domestically.

>Production Budget: $50 million
Yeah, it might make back it's budget twice over. Plus, overseas will most likely watch this shit in droves. This is a terrible movie that will underperform but leave Sony limping by, enough so that they'll make another terrible movie.

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>>94202290
>>94202825
oh boy

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>>94202852

remember the teaser?

>our First movie!

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>>94202825
>>94202290
God, I don't usually wait on shitshows with bated breath like this, but FUCK am I excited this time around

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>>94202290
>>94202825
>mfw I'm laughing more at these reviews than anyone will at the movie

>>94200484
DOWNLOAD TWITTER APP FOR iPhone 7© TODAY AND GET A FREE EMOJI™ BUNDLE INCLUDING GENE™, CODEBREAKER™, and POOPHEAD™ DRUMPF® FOR ios8©

>>94202758
/>At the climax, a Twitter bird comes to the rescue.
No fucking way this is real. You made this up, didn't you?

>>94202825

>>94200640
It's going to be moderately successful in America because of dumb kids, largely successful in international shitholes like China and India, and huge on streaming because of curiosity and so-bad-it's-good.

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>>94202794

yes.

>>94202290
>>94202825

So I was more or less right in yesterday's thread >>94190435

>>94203005
yeah, hate to admit it but if they dump it on Netflix everyone will hatewatch it

>>94202968
>>94203024

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>Critics in full savage mode
Ebert would be proud

>>94203005
It's not playing in China due to content. Only US and Europe releases so far. Absolutely no buzz according to theatre gossip as well. No one wants to show it but everyone is obligated to because Sony Pictures might get pissy. It will be lucky to break the top 5 first week even with the "So bad it's an awful trainwreck" quality.

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Who'll be the first critic to give it a good review? Apart from Armond White of course

>>94200484
It's a movie called "The Emoji Movie". Of course it's gonna be shit.

>>94203082
This guy.

https://twitter.com/MisterCoat?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

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apology for poor english

when were you when Sony Pictures dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

‘Sony is kill’

‘no’

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Oh no...It's Retarded.

https://youtu.be/dBwR1XVZBgM

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>>94202964

it's like wreck it ralph but with apps!

>>94203024
Ok, so it is fucking real, thanks.
This is going to bomb so hard.

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>>94203024
Holy shit. I need to watch this.

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>>94203140
didn't you hear that Wreck-it Ralph 2 is going to be Wreck-it Ralph with apps

>>94203140
The ice cream looks like Mr. Meeseeks

>>94203079
India will be huge because of the massive importation of American culture without the censorship of China. Also India has a shitton of tech workers who still think "oh I get that internet reference!" is funny.

>not playing in China due to content
Oh fuck does it have gays too?

So far there's not one positive review on RT.

>>94203186
India will be able to relate to the poo character not being in the loo

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>>94203172

i know.

>>94203202

good, i want to stay it like that. Foodfight of our decade.

>>94203118
>>The Emoji Movie is outpacing Captain Underpants

FUCK

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>>94203186
I think with all the sweatshops with kids making iPhones for the west, the next thing they need is to believe that this is how they work and they're unnecessary.
Or I dunno, maybe there's a fuckin' Ghost emoji somewhere for like 2 seconds

>>94203140
>YEAAAAAAH
>I LEFT SILLICON VALLEY FOR THIS
>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>94203237
But anon, Foodfight was the Foodfight of our decade.

>>94203253
if this movie does 20 million more than the worldwide gross of Captain Underpants it'll still be a flop

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Who else is excited for this movie fellow channers??

>>94203082
Armond didn't even like Suicide Squad, what makes you think he'll like this?

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Hello.

Please do not pay money to see this abomination.
Instead, wait for a fucking child to camrip the movie, and show the world that nobody wants to pay to see such a fucking disgrace unironically.

Save your precious money for a pizza or something.

Love,
Anon~

>>94203237
>Foodfight of our decade.
Foodfight was in 2012

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Does the general score shows up for anybody? Only the top critics score is up for me

>Average rating: 1.7/10

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This movie summed up

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>Guys. I can't believe I'm saying this but ... The Emoji Movie isn't terrible.
>You might even a little.
>from http://mashable.com/2017/07/27/emoji-movie-review/

Somebody actually wrote this

>>94203253
Captain Underpants didn't do so well though, if it was outpacing something like ummm Despicable Me 3, then that should be cause for worry.

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>>94203306

thats above our expectations.

>>94200519
Stfu jack

>>94203303
An emoji of a pizza you mean?

>>94203237
Foodfight is actually enjoyable

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>I-it's going to be good guys...

Yeah right.

>>94203172
Watch Wreck It Ralph 2 be The Emoji Movie done right

>>94203303
How about I just pirate it multiple times so Sony loses money?

>>94202290
"Execs with more money than sense obviously thought otherwise, deciding this was a proactive premise that could create a totally outrageous new paradigm."
I like this guy

>>94203303
I won't download the camrip. I won't download the BDRip. It would be waste of time and traffic. I'd rather stare in the window for two hours instead of watching this movie.

>>94200997
I'm a critic and we didn't get a screening, but we did receive a notice for a local promotional event by Sony and received an embargo date for this afternoon.

In other words, Sony is saying fuck the critics and dumping all their resources into promotion hardcore. Welcome to stage three suicide mode for Sony.

Can you lovely faggots post the hotel tran short somewhere?

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>>94202758
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry

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>Brad Jones gets to suffer through this tonight/tomorrow

>>94202758
>>94203024
So it's just shameless, blatant swill made solely for marketing. Fuck whoever actually pays to see this.

>>94203393
Fuck you,i want a camrip.I want to laugh without having to pay Sony execs

>>94203448
there's nothing less funny than a bad comedy anon
I can understand hatewatching it and laughing about it when discussing it later but the actual movie watching experience itself will be a joyless, miserable experience

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that guy from yesterday, is he STILL going to see this movie with his friends?

FUCK THESE CARS/ROADS/SIGNS CAPCHAS!!

>>94203304
>only five years old
Somehow I expected it to be much older. I guess it's the PS2-level rendering.

>>94203473
Eh,i survived Norm of the North and Foodfight

>>94200484
this is gonna be the worst birthday present ever

>>94203473
>Not watching it with friends
>Not going full MST3K and riffing it to hell and back

>>94203492
You're not wroing in the sense that Foodfight started production circa 2002 or something

>>94203495
Foodfight is legitimately so bad it's good out of sheer incompetency
This will have more polished animation and won't have voices recorded through Skype so you won't have that to laugh (or be terrified) at
I've never attempted Norm of the North

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The ride has just started,

>>94203365
>I-it's going to be good guys...
Who said that?
>>94203319
I hope he got paid well enough.

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>>94203495

How about that CGI movie abou Noah?

>>94203564
Pass.
I'm not interested in religious movies,not my cup of tea

>>94203553
For some reason I wasn't confident this would get completely savaged (in my head, I thought so many people just give kids' movies a pass that it would be able to bag 30-40% range) but in hindsight it should have been obvious
HOW EMBARRASSING

>>94203589
Same.I confess i honestly thought it was going to be an Angry Birds-tier average cartoon but so far those reviews....Hmmmmmm

Emoji Movie now has a score of 8 on Metacritic, based on 12 critics.

To put this in perspective, Norm of the North has a score of 21, based on 18 critics.

>>94203553
Why the fuck is there a third Atlas Shrugged movie?

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>>94203319
>that writing style
>those emojis

At the very least the movie gave us this song.Fuck you ,i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxM4kMQCGk

>>94203303
>not just walking into a matinee showing when the theater attendants are less likely to notice
>not bringing some booze with you
>not have a blast

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>>94202914
>>94203140
>>94203331
>>94203485
>>94203564
>Sony spent all this money on merch and advertising, for a movie that no one wants to see and toys that will be shelve-warmers until the stores throw them in the bargain bin
How? What's making Sony function, coke and rose-tinted glasses?

>>94203428
who

>>94203495
>>94203521
>>94203550
>>94203237
the thing about foodfight is the whole premise was just an excuse to cram as much marketing into the movie as possible. it was ahead of its time in that respect.

>Foodfight! asked a question even more idiotic and offensive than the ones posed by Mac And Me, Delgo, and Oogieloves: Why can’t a movie be a feature-length advertisement for every brand? Forget limiting it to McDonald’s and Coca-Cola, like those small thinkers over at Mac And Me, or making a film a 90-minute ploy for those Oogieloves plush dolls the film-marketers forgot to actually produce. Foodfight! features appearances from the mascots of no fewer than 80 iconic brands, including Charlie Tuna, Mr. Clean, Mrs. Butterworth, and plenty of other beloved corporate stooges designed to create the illusion that there’s somehow a substantive difference between nearly identical brands (even if the only real difference is that one brand is generic and less expensive, while the other is represented by, say, a cartoon cheetah and consequently more expensive and by definition, better).

in that sense, the emoji movie really is walking the path laid down by foodfight, not just in the sense of being a terrible movie, but also taking product placement to its logical conclusion: no longer just part of a movie, but the very foundation of a movie.

>>94203689
Once again all the wrong lessons are learned from The Lego Movie.

>>94203681
playstation

WHAT IS WRONG WITH CAPCHAS?!

>>94201056
Rubix was only a 13 episode long syndicated staurday morning cartoon.The Emoji Movie is a full-lenght theatrical feature

TJ Miller can suck a big one, Silicon Valley deserved better

>>94202290
>throwing out the Poochie card

Damn, it's that bad?

>>94203370
The fact that they're using parody names makes me think it's going to be the "Rocko's Modern Life" version; i.e. it will be satirical. Plus Rich Moore was a big part of golden age Simpsons and Futurama so he has experience with that kind of thing
The Emoji Movie is literally a 90 minute commercial

>>94203681
They're currently being held up by their gaming division, which is why PSPlus had a rate hike and they're trying really hard to get you to buy the PS4 Pro so they can push 4K TVs out the door.

>>94203774
TJ Miller died on the way to his home planet

>>94203743
So you're saying Rubix is worse because put together, it's longer, right?

>>94200484
I pretty much live under a rock, what's with the TJ Miller hate recently?

>>94203831
It's not a theatrically released movie released worldwide

>>94203852
In an interview he made statements amounting to saying Children dont deserve happiness.

>>94203852
He babbled about how The Emoji Movie helped fight Trump or something.I dont like the Orange Meme President personally but even i can see that it was a stupid hill to die on and how cheap that tactic is

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Yes I know I'm phone posting but...holy shit.

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I'm still waiting for the porn. I hope shadman gets a hold of her.

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>>94203172
God that sounds stupid, but I trust the WIR crew to do it right. First movie was solid gold.

>>94203936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waOdEifUL7E

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TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN

>>94203936
It will get higher than 0 percent, but it will probably won't go past 20 percent.

>>94203814
Can confirm; I got a tour of Sony's film studio last month for a class and their tech division seemed really big on the 4k meme.

Didn't the main actor say it's about fighting Trump or something? You'd think the critics would give it a fresh just for that.

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>>94203943
Weeeelll.. he's already taken a certain interest in the movie..

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>>94204006

>>94203999
All I remember TJ Miller saying about is kids don't deserve happiness

>>94204006
I usually hate Shadman, but I do like this.

>>94204006
I like punk/emo girl,i'm going to be very sad when this trend will end

>>94204006
>Only the emoji
>Not the female human
I'm still waiting....

>>94203943
She's a STIC but she's cute. I'd tuck her into my bed.

Can't wait to watch a shitty cam rip of this garbage

>>94203943
When I was in middle school I wanted to have a girl friend that looked sorta like her

>>94203868
No, but it's still a TV series based on something even dumber than Emojis.

You're really trying to split hairs to make it seem like Rubix is somehow better than The Emoji Movie when a single clip alone blows that theory right out of the water.

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I saw the novelization preview on google books, for anyone who gives a shit

Jailbreak is a princess emoji and her mom is the happy smiley one

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>>94203943
Can't wait.

>>94204104
What a fucking twist... my theory was that smiley emoji was the bad guy.

>>94203448
If you are older than twelve, I doubt that you'll laugh. By not downloading it you're not giving sony the exact amount of money.

>>94204097
I was just trying to say that personally i'm less shocked at a short lived tv cartoon only broadcasted on the US based on a stupid concept than at a worldwide released movie that had so much money thrown in marketing.This Emoji Movie start to look like Foodfight 2.0. I dont think that Rubix was promoted and avertised on the same level,i never heard of its existence until Robot Chicken made a skit about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4YKeLe3ujQ

>>94204159
If i'm watching a camrip,i'm not giving them money i guess

>>94201007
For me it's him or Fred Lee.

>>94204104
LITERALLY WRECK IT RALPH

The movie has likely already made its money back from the advertising alone

At least it will be an embarrassment for everyone involved, just a profitable one

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>>94204104
What an original twist...

>>94203319
>mashable
There's your answer

>>94203237
How will they portray 4chan?

>>94204294
The Detroit of the internet

>>94203172
YESSS QUEEN

>>94203131
>Hotel Transylvania 3
I might actually watch this.

>>94204252
Why'd you post a picture of Kanye West?

>>94204294

A locked door that everyone tells Ralph not to open. He opens it anyway later in the movie and is assaulted by a group of family friendly Nazi analogues

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>those critic reviews
Nice. My faith in humanity is restored.

>>94204294
Dump

>>94204330
Not enough black people.

>>94203237
I'm thinking this being such a disaster about including the Internet in a movie I hope Disney goes Full Stop and rethinks things.

>>94202626
I really fucking count on it

>>94204252
Blue Hair emoji/Glitch girl Yuri when

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Guess Papa back in Japan will be done giving second chances.

Time to come under Sony Interactive.

>>94203331
I wanna hotglue that Jailbreak.

>>94203894
>>94203904
Well I just had my most cringe inducing moment of the day. WTF is wrong with him?

I'm hoping the RT summary will be something like "It's Poop"

>>94204551
I want it to be no words and just the poop emoji. I would die.

>>94204104
>novelization

This is a joke right?
I mean I somewhat get kids wanting to see it, or people just wanting to watch a trainwreck, or even as a fun activity with friends, ripping it later. But who on earth would actually sit down to read the novelization of the fucking emoji movie? There are thousands of books that you can read that will enrich your life, so why would anyone want to do this to themselves? Who thought there was a market for this? What sort of depraved mind did they find that agreed to actually write this?

I just don't understand.

>>94204569
I don't know, people might see that as endorsing it. All the poop would be offended too.

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so who's strapping up RLM to a Clockwork Orange-esque contraption and making them watch it

>>94204006
post more

Why is Sony Pictures still allowed to exist? It is just bleeding money all over the place and they keep releasing flops after flops.

Then again the entire Sony Entertainment branch is a mess, when the whole division is staying afloat only because of Adele and a freaking waifu mobile game you know things are in bad shape.

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>>94203237

>Lubhub
>They'll make a joke about a website that is 'bout "moms and dads that love each other very very much" and Ralph won't allow Vanellope to go to it

>>94204716
read the fucking filename ,dolt!

>>94204580
That's just how it is with most kids movies, they make a novelization for parent who are under the impression that this can actually get them to read.

To whoever is crazy enough to go and see it.

Please provide spoilers. I don't want to sit through this mess.

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>>94204716
>Post yfw CNN comes along
>It's already completely destroyed by the main villains

>>94203681
Anime,video-games, anime video-games.

>>94204761
>read the fucking filename ,dolt!

S-so it won't be l-lewd?

>>94203140
>>94203273
Real talk, does TJ Miller have a drug problem we don't know about?

I understand leaving Silicon Valley if he feels it's become creatively stagnant, but that reasoning kinda falls down when he leaves it for THIS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr-acx7n6Xc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHPk2sMgM0Y

>>94203253
How is it outpacing it when it isn't even released yet?

>>94203329
It did average. Not great, but enough to make back the budget fortunately.

>>94203802
Let's compare the two director shall we?

Rich Moore
>Directed Wreck-It Ralph and Co-Directed Zootopia, both critically acclaimed movie, with Zootopia being hailed as one of the greatest Disney movies of all time.
>Directed Fan-Favourite Simpsons episodes such as "Lisa's Substitute", "Marge vs the Monorail", and "Cape Feare"
>Also Directed the Futurama Pilot and what is considered to be one of the best Futurama episode "Roswell That Ends Well"

Tony Leondis
>Directed Classics such as "Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch" and "Igor"
>Was a Storyboard Artist on a few films

>>94200484
:~> :-]

>>94205073
pre-sales

>>94205006
$$$

>>94205202
I mean, sure, but the guy's not a bad actor at all.

Surely there's offers out there that pay well enough that weren't this.

>>94204104
There not even trying anymore. It's just Wreck-It Ralph with more shameless advertising.

>>94202825
clickbait review.

>>94203681
how is this different from Wreck It Ralph? Not enough nostalgia crap? Kids now care more about emojis than old video game characters in Wreck It Ralph and Ready Player One. Sony realizes this, but many of the the adults viewing this do not.

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>>94204392
>Not enough black people

HA!

>>94205289
$0.03 has been deposited to your account

>>94205083
>one of the greatest Disney movies of all time..

>the sloths work at the DMV
XD
>the sloth drives really fast
XD
>Mr. Big is small
XD

>>94204294
>Door with a four leaf clover? We might be lucky!
>NO! Don't open that door!
A tidal wave of brown goo washes over our heroes
>Who makes a website about chocolate?!
>Ralph, that's not chocolate
Blank stare into camera, and que next scene

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>>94205350
>XD

>>94205362
this awful and stupid so I can see

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Even very liberal websites like Vox are roasting the movie

Guy who didn't see the Emoji Movie but can probably guess what happens in it here.
Ask me anything.

>>94200484
nothing fancy
wait a minute. it's super fancyyyyy

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Just the headlines of the articles gives you enough information to avoid the movie

>>94202763
Only 50 million?!? Jesus these guys are lazier than the people at Illumination

>>94205440
>Sony movie
>"it's just one giant ad"

What exactly were expecting?

>>94200484
Disney paid the critics.

It's too complex for most people to follow the deep metaphors present in Sony animation. First Angry Birds provided a compelling, nuanced look at immigration. Now this film tackles the division of labour in a real, heartfelt way, using popular corporate brands to emphasise how our labour has become alienated from us.

Most people will hate it because they're under the effects of false consciousness.

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>>94200484
>tfw I work at a Sam's club and trailers for this shit play on the televisions every 20 minutes.
>I've probably seen the trailer for this, at least in part, over 100 times by now.
It's an abstract suffering I've experienced.

>>94202825
Yeah 911? I just witnessed a fucking murder

>>94203774
is poochie like scrappy or something?

>>94204104
post proof

>>94205440
Reminder that Wreck It Ralph 2 will literally be an ad for Disney characters and movies:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/07/15/wreck-ralph-sequel-disney-princesses/481531001/

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>>94203140
>it's like FOOD FIGHT but with apps!
ftfy

>>94203172
>tumblr character
>Yessss
>not even Yassss
wow one job

>>94205440
>Even very liberal websites
>Even

Is this surprising for some reason I'm unaware of?

>>94204801
I wonder how the author feels
>yeah you heard right ladies, I wrote the novelization of the emoji movie

>>94205338
Like Sony can afford that that much money for shills.

>>94203140
>Yo dude what did you do today
>I dressed up as usual
>What this time?
>Don't wanna talk ab-
>Ah come on, say it
>As...as an emoji
>Eh who care-
>As a...girl...emoji

>>94203024
Well I hope I can pirate it soon.

>>94205235
What about the fact that patrick stewart is a literal shit emoji?

>>94204833
>Gene can make lots of expressions instead of just one, which is bad
>At the end, the kid is about to wipe his phone, so the emojis send a text to the girl he likes
>The text is just Gene doing a variety of faces
>"Hey, I got your text. Cool emoji. Lots of emotions rolled into one. I like guys who can express themselves"
>Guy decides not to wipe his phone
>Obligatory dance party ending

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>>94205605

>>94205083
>being hailed as one of the greatest Disney movies of all time
Anon come on it's good but not that good

>>94204374
underrated post

>>94205695
The amount of corporate shilling that was obvious in the very conception of this movie was bound to erase any goodwill that a halfhearted feminist message could get from liberals.

>>94203303
Yeah I'm probably just going to watch on Kim cartoon or something

>>94204645
I wish RLM would do animated films. I guess they simply aren't autistic enough :(

It'll still make more than Popeye would have

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>>94205521
We are trapped in the belly of this terrible machine and the only escape is death. Not ours - It's.

>>94205658
>Hey, I got your text. Cool emoji. Lots of emotions rolled into one. I like guys who can express themselves
I just groaned so fucking hard

>>94205695
Just cus he said that doesn't mean it is true

>>94205006
he actually left because his co-stars didnt gave money to hillary.

>>94203372
This guy fucking gets it, we should all pirate as many copies as possible to drive them to financial ruin!

>>94205521
You deserve it for working at Sam's Club.

>>94205765
I remember them skipping over Best Animated in their Oscar predictions videos because Mike couldn't give a single fuck
I bet Jay and Rich would have no issues talking about one (Rich seems
to watch the NEW TMNT cartoon because of how much he knew of the characterizations) but alas it may never be

>>94205766
That's what you think
>Popeye gets voiced by Adam Sandler
>Whole movie ends up being about Popeyes millennial son (voiced by The Rock) who makes fun of Popeye for not knowing how smartphones work and for not hating himself for being a CIS white male.
>Olive is a fat SJW because a think olive would be unrealistic standard for female audience members
>The moral of the movie is "Be yourself"
>Popeye gets killed by mob of millennials, led by The Rock, for being a racist (doesn't hate himself for being cis white male)
>The rock talks to the camera for 22 in live action lecturing the audience about why the white race must be destroyed for the greater good of humanity
>Movie ends with 10 minutes of stock news footage of 9/11

Critically panned, but global hit because Adam Sandler is on the poster

>>94206021
Maybe they'll make a spin off show where they talk about shit Mike doesn't care about. They could call it "Drop the Mike"?

>>94205083
Zootopia is overrated as he'll because of its message

>>94206073
Honestly.. not bad.

>>94205934
That seemed like a joke to me, considering the wording.

The guy doesn't give straightforward interviews.

>>94206081
Mobilefag detected

>>94203631
funny enough, it was kickstarted

>>94202654
For their animation unit yeah. If this doesn't kill it then The Star and Peter Rabbit will.

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>>94205572
https://books.google.com/books?id=5jMvDQAAQBAJ&pg=PT77&lpg=PT77&dq=jailbreak&source=bl&ots=L_XAx-FksO&sig=XFwDmQZmPwL2jBSeG6k_HCeKCv0&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiY59iwxarVAhUKxlQKHb8TAxcQ6AEIXjAO#v=onepage&q=jailbreak&f=false

the preview pretty much spoils the movie, now no one has to see it or read it!

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>>94204645
>Post yfw Plinkett does a review of this

>>94204104
I don't know how I feel about the season 2 animation style of zig and sharko.

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>>94205971
Working at Sam's Club legit made me rationalize why work-place shootings happen, because I hate basically everything about this store at this point. On the upside, I'm leaving in a couple of weeks to go back to college and suffer on my own terms.

>>94207001
Isn't Sam's Club an offshoot of Wal-Mart? Or am I thinking of something completely different?

>>94207044
Yeah. It's basically Walmart, except you need a members pass, and most everything comes in discounted bulk.

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>>94206883

>>94207105
>Supermarket where you need a membership
How the fuck does that even works?!

I really want to see this shit show, no way 'm paying for it tho

>>94203485

You too can buy your kids shit for Christmas

>>94206883
THE EMOJI MOVIE IS THE MOST DISAPPOINTING THING SINCE THE BIG BANG

>>94207044
Sam's Club is Walmart's answer to Costco.

>>94200519
fpbp

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>>94202825
im shiting myself

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>>94207240
Who the fuck even approved of releasing that?

>>94207213
They don't call it a club for nothing. The greeter usually asks for your card upon entrance, unless you're a regular and they know you have one. If you don't, you can buy a card at the Membership desk, and if if you don't have a card, you can't purchase any products. You can also get premium memberships that allows you to come at 7:00 AM instead of 9:00 AM, and gives you cash back depending on the size of your purchases. FUCK EARLY CUSTOMERS

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>>94203172
keep that shit away from me

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>>94203237
>buZZZZaholic

why

>>94207312

Sony

>>94207333
How the hell does something like that even stay afloat? A shop that charges you for even entering it?! Do they have really cheap prices, or stuff not available anywhere else? Why would people actually buy this membership instead of going to a different store?

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>>94204104
HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE I DIDNT EXPECT THAT EVEN THOUGH ITS ALREADY EXACTLY LIKE FUCKING WRECK IT RALPH

>>94203024
I miss code lyoko.

>>94207424
They sell everything in bulk, so you end up saving more than the cost of membership pretty fast (it's anywhere from $60 to $120 for an annual membership depending on the tier).

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>>94203126
Oh, this shall be glorious.

>>94207424
>Do they have really cheap prices
yes
>or stuff not available anywhere else?
probably. I don't know where else to go to get my kettle chips.

Sam's Club isn't a place for one time visits. It's made specifically for people who become regulars at stores, and tend to buy in bulk, because it rewards regulars with discounts and coupons, and there's a shit ton of bulk.

>>94207242
And by big bang, I mean the noise my wife's car made when it mysteriously and without interference launched off the highway into a nearby tree...

>>94204374
Quality post.

>>94206164
He's not wrong

>>94207424
It's kind of like Costco. If you're genuinely the kind of person that likes a routine and shops at the same stores regularly, it's a godsend. Sam's Club and Costco sell in bulk sizes such as "Warehouse Pallet" and "Shipping Container". You can get stuff with per-unit pricing at 50-80% less than normal, just in massive quantities. So if you know you'll be buying the same stuff week after week when you go grocery shopping, it's perfect. Membership is what makes this stuff viable.

>>94200723
Jesus Christ, do you remember Toy Story? Sure it was a great movie, but you think that wasn't shilling?
>Mr Potato Head
>Slinky
>Speak n Spell
>Barbie
>Etch a Sketch
>Tinker Toys
>Barrel of Monkeys
And I'm not sure how many other brands shoved in front of our face.

And then outside the already established brands, you had new characters like Buzz and Woody that were designed to fill toy stores.

Again, it was a good movie, but it was also a literal toy commercial.

>>94207520
>>94207556
>>94207742
Well I'm an Eurofag, so I have no idea what Costco is either, but all right, this makes a bit more sense now, thanks guys. However, I still don't really see why would they require a membership to shop there at all. Like yeah, giving these really good prices for members makes sense, but why not let other folks buy there as well, just for more "regular" prices? What do they gain by not letting potential customers in?

>>94202440
>I don't know anything about anything
Thanks for chiming in

>>94203689
>Oogieloves
Fucking hell. This is what inspired that embarrassment
>After seeing Madea Goes to Jail in a theater, where he saw how the audience members would shout out advice to the characters on screen, Viselman was partially inspired to create a children's film in the vein of Teletubbies with the interactive aspect, allowing the children to sing, dance, and respond to the characters on screen.[6] He felt that "The idea of interactivity isn't new, but the idea of interactivity in a theater is."[7]

>>94205006
Do people here not understand what paychecks are?

>>94207907
The same thing any place with an entrance fee has to gain: money.

They get $40+ per member. The stores are already pretty full, so that's basically just free money. Plus there's the fact that people will forget to use their membership enough to justify it - more free money. Some people will automatically renew the membership and forget to go all year - even more free money.

How is this a hard concept?

Why isn't Sony Films dead yet?

>>94207907
>but why not let other folks buy there as well, just for more "regular" prices?
Well, most Sam's Clubs are connected to Walmarts, since it's their sister location, so regular shopping typically happens there. Also, what >>94208066 said. In fact, I was told during my initiation that the combined profit from products sold only accounts for about 1% of the club's profits. A huge majority of it's profits come from those memberships.

>>94207886
Yep, I believe they wanted to have Barbie in the first movie but Mattel said no... until they saw how popular the movie was and how is positively effect the sale of the toys shown. That's why she showed up in the second movie.

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>>94205540
poochie was an introduced dog character in the tom & jerry parody within the simpsons, itchy and scratchy. he was portrayed as trying way too hard to be 90's cool (skateboarding, surfing, basketball, sunglasses, rapping, backwards hat, etc.) and everyone in Springfield hated him.

>>94205515
Come on anon, you can do better.

>>94208649
You're right, I can.

You guys keep me fighting.

>>94207938
I understand what a paycheck is, but it always surprises me what some people are willing to do for one.

Like I'll shovel shit for money but I'm not gonna eat it just because you'll double the pay.

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Will this genuinely be the biggest shitstorm in animation history?

>>94204645
>RLM
>Animated anything

Literally the closest they've even gotten to acknowledging animated movies is calling The Incredibles good or calling a Jake figurine from Adventure Time "a twinkie".

They'd rather make fun of Adam Sandler for an hour to please the fans but when asked to go watch something like Big Hero 6, their excuse is always, "We don't know much about animation, so we wouldn't enjoy doing it" even though it's written just like any other live-action Marvel film.

>>94208945
Isn't their channel more orientated for live stuff anyways?

>>94207886
I don't know if it's that I'm a Europoor but as a kid I didn't know some of them were actual toys. I had never heard of a Mr Potato Head and I was surprised to see that that the character was based on a actual toy.

>>94208550
You forgot that he was louder, angrier, and had access to a time machine. Also, whenever he wasn't on screen, all the other characters would ask "Where's Poochie?"

>>94203936
I actually didn't think Norm of the North was that bad. It wasn't good by any means, but it wasn't awful either.

>>94206144
Maybe he's just a retard.

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>>94200806
and the memers

>>94209387
HET

>>94200806
Is it? I don't see anyone excited for this at all, not even kids. I don't know many self-respecting parents who'd take their kids to see this.

Who the fuck is the audience for this thing?

>>94203761
>he got pissed at people on visas for not donating in a foreign campaign and was written off by getting addicted to opium.

>>94209503
Sony's response was better than the movie itself.

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>>94209503
Why did this hurt? I actually felt a pang of pity reading this.

>>94209615
because behind that account is probably a poor underplayed Sony slave

>>94209750
On the bright side, the Sony slave probably knows it'll be shit and may have even been amused by the exchange,

>>94202089
More like "Hail those fucking retards who are going to see it 'ironically'"

>>94208945
god i hope they make an exception for this movie. I will sacrifice my first born

>>94205047
fuck's sake the light through the Smiley hole and the shadow Meh casts don't even match

>>94205047
god why is smiler so ugly. who thought that design was appealing

The movie's message is that we should take our eyes and attention away from our phones and enjoy the world around us.

That's why the film features product placement from such popular smartphone applications such as Candy Crush, Instagram, and YouTube.

>>94208082
Hard to kill that which does not live.

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>The critics consensus is literally an emoji
This is going to be better than even Fantastic 4%

>>94210196
There could've been smarter ways to convey this message.

But nope we got this.

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>Still at 0%

Where were you when Sony Pictures was kill?

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Critics are really going out of the line today

>>94210252
Ha! I was wondering if that was an error message or something. I guess in a manner of speaking...

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>>94210282
>tried to make a universe out of the amazing spiderman series
>then the ghostbusters reboot
>now this
I'm amazed they've lasted this long.

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The headlines of all the reviews are great

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>>94209503
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Do you think ANY of the higher ups at Sony will take a moment to self-reflect?

>>94210324
Don't forget the Smurfs 1 and 2

>>94210074
If they do make a video, it will probably be a bait and switch like the Transformers 5 review where it's just 30 minutes of Mike screwing around on his phone silently and occasionally chuckling at something.

>>94210384
Not until the weekend box office comes in.

>>94210384
As long as it makes money they don't give a shit.

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This reminds me of a bit of the Amazing Spider-man, in that flick Peter Parker uses Bing for some reason.

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>>94210305
>that e-mail was actually real

I've never thought someone could be THIS out of touch with reality. Do these people actually interact as human beings with other people?

>>94210074
>Wanting these tired fucks to just make another hour long video about "Fuck Hollywood!" yet again

Did you not get tired of that schtick from the past 5 years?

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>>94209104
>this unironically describes Lightning

>>94210486
You have to realize that Sony is the physical manifestation of a parody clueless studio.

>>94210305
Seriously where did they get this from.

I have never seen someone use NBD as shorthand. Not once.

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>>94210577