AVENGERS OF 1'000,000 B.C.

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>The Cavengers shitposting was actually warranted.

What the flying fuck are they going to fight at 1 million BC?!

>>94198757
this will trigger /pol/

>>94198757
>Not the actual Dragon

>>94198738
>only white guy
>most powerful of the group

I guess even in a story & era where Blacks are made out to be the smartest, the most powerful and smartest guy still has to be White. BAKA...

>1,000,000 BC
>homo sapiens don't exist yet
>"Oh sweet, these will be the more out there, ethereal and godly forms of these heroes power sources"
>everyone is a homo

>>94198794
Xenu

>1000000BC
Laughing_nerds.menhir

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>>94198738
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>>94198802
>Agamotto is just a palette swapped Dr. Strange
>Phoenix is a Red Head
>StarBrand is a Hulk
you can't make this shit up

>>94198784
Old 616 had the entity with no name or bird forum. It wasn't until 1000 years ago it got the name and form of Phoenix.

This reeks of Aaron not being creative. He could have gone with ancient identities, but instead it's just "These heroes, but as cavemen"

>>94198897

>*Phoenix is Red Sonja
also
>Black Panther is still T'challa

>>94198794
Galactus first time on earth.

>could have had a story about a panther, a dragon, a caterpillar, a phoenix, a universal force and Odin teaming up with art by Ribic
>lol let's humanize them all
Trash

>>94198794
Some apes probably

I'm just here for sexy primeval Phoenix

>>94198819
None of these are real Homo sapiens but possessed by gods or gods or power infused to go beyond Homo sapiens. Odim, Agamotto, Maybe ghostrider look white.


The monkey people exist before humans in the art.

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Literally going with

>He built this in a cave! With scraps!

Oh Marvel

>>94198770
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>>94198983

Retards

>>94198976
Why isn't it Bor?

this is a fun idea
so who will the enemies be

cant be much cosmic, wouldnt explain why earth hadnt had proper alien contanct

im thinking multiverse stuff or morgan le fe, 1 million years ago is a long time

asguardians? i mean there must be actually right, so would it be Bor or was there a king before Bor? I'm not sure if Bor was the first king of asguard

>>94199040
Nobody's going to by your $5.99 Cavengers, Alonzo.

>>94198784
Wait, didn't the Phoenix Force only take that form relatively recently?

>>94198728
WE THE AVENGERS
PROTECTING 1,000,000 BC
WE THE AVENGERS
WE PROTECTION FOR THE YEARLY NEW RELAUNCH
WE ARE THE AVENGERS
ACTING BY THE DISNEY SWAY
WE ARE THE AVENGERS
JUST EXIST FOR PROMOTING MOVIES TODAY

>>94199057

Busy being the All-Father

>>94198784
This is fine.

Also, just noting

>Doctor Strange analogue
>The Fucking Phoenix
>a Starbrand

These guys could body the modern Avengers into the dirt.

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>>94199079
>promoting the movies
>with phoenix, starbrand, and ghost rider

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>>94198784
This is both hilarious and fucking stupid.
The lighter skin colours only began to appear at 6000 B.C.E. how the fuck are these people white and yellow. Hell at 1.000.000 B.C.E Homo Sapient hasn't even arisen yet.
Marvel has truly reach peak autism.

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>>94198983
APE GOOD
MARVEL SHIT

>>94198728
The fact that this is 1,000,000 BC and not 50,000 BC still pisses me off to no end. Why would you ever do Cavengers and not work in Tuk the Caveboy?

>name literally means Avenger in cave-speak
>first appeared as a back-up in Captain America #1
>went on a quest to find Attilan
Not only would making it 50,000 BC fix the issues of stuff like people having clothes, but it'd actually tie it into the "legacy" concept. Not having Tuk be the Captain America of the team is the biggest missed opportunity of Legacy.

>>94199040
Don't give me that "in marvel there were pre-homo sapiens humans" shit. You can justify it as much as you want, it's still taking a relatively cool idea and simplifying it so you can streamline the idea of human legacies to push shit like Riri. Give me one good reason they couldn't have done
>>94198976

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>>94199150

I'd rather have Cavengers being Tarzan than a bunch of apes. It's a question of cheesecake substance vs no substance.

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>>94199061
Didn't the First Host arrive around 1,000,000 BC? Could be Celestials. Also, pic related.

>>94199151
best ape

>>94199061
Odin and Ghost Rider are the last two members of the Cavengers.

>>94199061
Asgardian foes are applicable:
Schemes by Odin's nasty brother Cul
Surtur
Frost Giants

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>>94198728
>everyone is modern human looking and advanced bi pedal.
Its almost theres no point to even have them set in 1mil. b.c. if you are just gonna have them look too much like modern cavemen.

Did anyone research or was 1mil just a cool number.

>>94199309
Well, other than Starbrand.

So, is Hyborian Age stuff still canon to Marvel?

When would that be dated at?

>>94199320
Nah starbrand too.

Hes just a hairier wolverine

>>94199061
I'm hoping Shuma Gorath or some other Many Angled Ones. It's the right scale for the team, and there's a history of them showing up in ancient times.

>>94199220
Most people on co are just retards whining about anything.

It's unmanly to whine.

>>94199150
skin color? HOW THE FUCK THEY KNEW KUNG FU????

>>94199327
Around 14000 B.C. to 8000 B.C.
Although that's questionable because the whole point of the Hyborian Age was to not be tied into a particular time.
>>94199497
Maybe the magic dragon taught it to them.

Aaron is not the most creative of writers, is he.

>>94198802
so there was another white event 1million years before that created another starbrand? So there are two starbrand in 616, one for each white event?

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>>94198738
I'd rather have generic energy guy Agamotto than caveman Doctor Strange.

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>>94199517
>Maybe the magic dragon taught it to them.

>>94198794
Kang?

>>94198728
>A million years ago.
>Homo sapiens
>Not just that but they have modern day racial features

I understand that this is comics and that they're not meant to be taken seriously. But for fuck's sake, we have the internet now, there's 0 excuse to make mistakes like these.

Just two minutes on fucking Wikipedia, that's all it takes. It'll even help you do proper world building.

>>94199642
It's a callback to the movie you dumbass.

>>94199065
Who would spend $5.99 for this shit?

>>94199222
You do know that Tarzan supposed to take place in the late 19th - early 20th century right?

>>94199309
Actually it was supposed to be 1 bazillion years bc, but they forgot how many zeroes

>>94199150
They will also speak english and reference modern pop culture

>>94199724

Really? Is it now? And that justifies it? A callback to a movie millennials have never heard of and would think is shit if they did?

This is going to be an unquantifiable disaster.

WE

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>>94199905
Yes you imbecile, Marvel is shit, but there's nothing wrong with that, this isn't more historically wrong that portraying Americans as the good guys in the 70s.
If you want to bitch you should cry over how tame the women look.

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It's wrong when marvel does it.

None of them are Homo sapiens anyway.

>>94200072
Based Anthro!

>>94198738
Shouldn't he be a caterpillar?

I hate this. Why everything has to be avenger
I fucking hate avengers and I want to beat the shit out of Tom Fedora-Tipper B.

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This is lame, and Jason Aaron is better than this. The Ancient Avengers concept he hinted at in Mighty Thor had a way more interesting looking group of characters. These just look like Caveman version of Avengers we already have.

>>94198738
>not a caterpillar
One job marvel, you had one job.

>>94200162
Only when he appears to Strange in the orb of Agamotto, he appears in a form from Strange's subconscious, and the good doctor really loves him some Alice in wonderland.

>>94200192
No, he's really not.

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>>94200072
>a single series from forty years ago is the same as a multi-character, continuity heavy event

>>94199040
shill

>>94200342
Also didn't Anthro's adventures take place during the time of early modern humans?

>>94200342
It's a one shot.

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>>94198802
>lets give a fucking A-bomb adamntium claws and call it "Weapon H", why dontcha?
>lets give a fucking A-bomb the most powerfull energy projection in the universe and call it "starbrand 1.000.000 bc", why dontcha?

>>94199735

Duh, the point is about aesthetics.

>>94198819
>I guess even in a story & era where Blacks are made out to be the smartest, the most powerful and smartest guy still has to be White. BAKA...
you don't know much about history. Unless you're implying blacks are essentially monkeys. Which I'd disagree with.

>>94200556
I don't think he all gamma'd up in this iteration.

>>94200556
did they ever do that weapon H thing? I feel like I saw the normies creaming their pantalones a few months back on social media over it but haven't paid enough attention to marvel to care.

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>>94198802
Stupidest. Idea. Ever.

>>94201078
It's happening right now. We're like 2 or 3 issues in.

>>94199943
WUZ

What gets to me is when this book was announced, everyone thought it would be like Rebirth 1, setting up the new status quo, when now it's just Cavengers. Everyone was so certain that MJ and Spider-Man's marriage would be the last page reveal, when now it's hard to gauge what the reveal will be because what ties to Cavengers 1 million years ago?

>>94201156
CAVENGERS

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>>94199151
I guess you could call these comics Apeshit!

>>94200342
Bitching to bitch. Don't take your issues on comics

>>94198728
Shouldn't he be White Tiger, since they've been pushing it as some ancient primal spirit?

>>94201124
any good? I basically just wanted to see how destructive that would be. As base-level autistic as that want is.

>>94198784
>female
>redhead
For what reason?

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>>94201212
>any good?

>>94201359
heh

>>94198728
>1,000,000 BC

Humans weren't even fucking alive, then.

>>94200702
Then you aren't talking about history,you're talking about opinion.

>>94201231
You know that already

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>>94201471

WE WUZ SUPERHEROES N WAKANDANS SHIET BUT THEM SAPIENS HOMOS STOLE IT

>>94198728

Anyone else hoping this is just a new AU rather then 616? Like Marvel 1602.

Then they can blame it on Franklin Richards having a bit too much fun.

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Why 1,000,000 BC?

That doesn't make any damn sense.

I could live with 10,000 BC or even 100,000 BC. But ONE MILLION?

>>94200342
>multi-character, continuity heavy event
It's like 12 pages out of a 60 one-shot.

>>94198728
But homosapiens weren't around 1 billion years ago.

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>>94198784

>1 gorillion BC
> bipedal homosapiens

FUCKING DROPPED

This is really bad. And Deodato's shitty poser models just make it worse.

How many years Marvel comics will survive under the greasy hands of Brevoort and Alonso?

So this is yet Marvel once again ripping off DC? Not surprised. This is just DC 1,000,000 only BC.

>House Of Ideas

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I don't know why marvel getting shit for this?

DC got a pirate universe and a Cowboy universe. But, when marvel tries to do something fun. It is shit to you.

>>94203429
>CAVENGERS
>literally CAVENGERS
>literally fucking Cavemen Avengers
>fun
You shills better be getting paid extra for this, because not even the most deluded fanboy could think this is anything but a fucking travesty.

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>>94202973

Fucking underage niggers, nerds used to know basic shit, it's so clear that most of /co/ are Casuals.

>>94203429
We're well into the dc years of the cycle, everything that marvel puts out now, even when they actually put out something good which I'm not saying that this cavengengers shit will be, will always be called shit.

It's just the nature of the cycle.

>>94203457
Why is it, bad?

>>94203429
Just imagine in Rebirth that instead of fixing or rolling things back they just shat out a story with Super Caveman and Batcaveman.

>>94203429
DC didn't put Pirate Universe out there and say "This is going to be the line wide defining book" and charge $6. Marvel said this book would revolutionize all Marvel comics, and it's about Cavengers.

>>94203479
this looks like a movie, anon. Not a comic or a cartoon. Only a fucking casual has the "xD NERDS KNOW NERDIE THINGS" mentality.

>>94203429
At least pirate justice league wasn't part of the main continuity.

>>94203493
Would you spend $6 on Cavengers?

>>94203506
I mean, not for nothing anon, this is exactly why I'm about as anti-hyped as possible for their garbage ass dark metal shit.

>>94203506
Didn't they shit out a story with Batcaveman a couple of years ago?

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>>94203479
Nothing in Cavengers is going to come close to the quality of prime Raquel Welch, anon.

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>>94203547
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>>94203506
Caveman Batman and superman already existed in the main universe.

>>94203429
>Cavengers
>fun
kys shill

>>94203493
>Cavengers
It speaks for itself.

>>94203609
But again, this isn't Marvel addressing the problems with their comics. This is Jason Aaron doing the "Wild Zany shit" he usually pulls, like Colossus killing whales by giving them legs or Dr. Doom using an adamantium chainsaw to cut open Hulk's brain.

>>94203567
I didn't realize how quickly I could lose interest in something until I read the reveal that the meta in metahuman was actually metal.

>>94203609
>comparing Based Morrison's post-modern masterpiece to CAVENGERS
Pathetic.

>>94203649
>the 8th metal in their blood
I've heard some stupid shit but honestly I think that takes the cake.

Can't wait for Doomsday Clock though Johns mentioning the election as being an inspiration to not cancel it is a bit troubling.

>>94203670
Bunch of Dc drones.

I am usually a sucker for prehistoric adventures, but I am not feeling this.

Have to wait and see though.

>>94203648
Well how else are you supposed to open the Hulk's skull?

>>94203479

That movie looks great anon, but it still a dumb concept considering how many real world facts apply to Marvel 616.

I agree with other anona that this would have been 100x better if it was Odin or Borr and the God Squad 2.0

Like since when was Agomotto an actual human person? I really hope there isn't any English speaking dialogue between ANY of these characters

>>94203884
>this would have been 100x better if it was Odin or Borr
Isn't Odin the leader of the team?

>>94201100
Yeah, whose shitty idea is this?

>>94198806
/pol/ here
Mildly annoyed.

>>94198784
wtf i thought no mutants allowed???

>>94204437
Phoenix isn't exclusive to mutants, and at this point if the celestials haven't arrived then there are mutants.

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>>94198802
>the White male is a caveman
>the women and minorities are all humans

What did Aaron mean by this?

>>94203884
$20 says that Odin or Agomotto uses a spell to make them all understand each other.

>>94198784

I wasn't aware we had access to hair and shaving products in the gorillian age.

>>94204795
Women in comics don't have body hair, Anon.

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>>94198738
Come on marvel, come on.

>>94199309
It's fucking comics of course they did it because 1 million is a cool number

One hundred thousand BC doesn't have the same ring

Man, I thought Secret Empire was bad, this might actually be worse.

>>94204795
Turns out Phoenix just burns off everything except hair, brows, lashes, some pit hair, and bush. Fucker loves red bush.

Please don't tell me they have Ribic doing the art for this but let Deadato design the actual characters