Are you still using my porcelain toilet machine CORRECTLY, /co/?

Not gonna lie, I did use the porcelain toilet machine like that for close to a year, years ago.

>>94196116
I suddenly recalled this episode today at the morning. And here we are - specific thread, We all live into the matrix.

>>94196116

Then why didn't you separate the tank from the bowl so we wouldn't have to take our pants and underwear off?

>>94196223
we all live in the same universe. the ambient factors that triggered the memory in you were experienced by thousands of people in similar circumstances to yours

>>94196278
explain this then: just when I finally got to watch The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, news appeared of Stiller making a new movie

>>94196223
>>94196278
It's like when you suddenly hear/learn a new word, and then it starts cropping up EVERYWHERE.

>>94196116
Won't your wiener touch the rim/bowl/water tho?

>>94196116

Of course i am, next you will tell me people don't take off all their clothes when they poop.

>>94196202
>>94196377
>tfw can't shit without taking off everything below the waist

>>94196267
>he doesn't au natural in his basement appartment
At least go bottomless, you pussy

>>94196307
That happened with bodega after Homecoming came out.

>>94196116
Hello, Jon Snow's great-grandfather.

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>>94196267
>he doesn't take his pants off when he shits

What if a spider crawls up behind you? You won't see it.

>>94196116
Yes, sir! I've even been using the Laundry Hole you so thoughtfully conceived!

>>94196267
I take my pants and underwear off and I don't even use it "correctly". Feelsgoodman.

>>94196377
Only on hot days.

>>94196267
You wouldn't have the shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk otherwise, dumbass.

>>94196202
I perched on the seat to shit for the first 7 or so years I was using it.

I tried this once, but then my penis touched the rim and those nasty holes, and I didn't try it again.

>>94196116
>not using the designated street.

>>94199059
MY NIGGA

>>94200340
>not sticking your dick in the toilet hole so your piss doesn't splash

>>94196116
That's bullshit and YOU KNOW IT.

Most toilets aren't designed with the back part,
Not to mention most toilet bowls don't fill with enough water to poop backwards like that. You'll have your shit hitting dry porcelain and never fully coming off when you flush.

>>94198302
A shit storm would happen.

>>94201613
t. European

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>I'm gonna fully take off my pants to take a shit

Lol, no.

>>94196322
Most wieners here are below 5 in.

So no.