Connie Maheswaran

Steven and Connie were never official. Connie did nothing wrong.

>>94194645
>>94194684
Isn't that just that one kid she accidentally used a self-defense move on and broke his arm?

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>>94194704
No, she totally let him cum on her face.

>>94194684
Didn't she learn how to fight LITERALLY just to protect Steve?

>>94194737
wow then I guess Steven DESERVE her then? is that how you see it?

>>94194737
Yeah, but so what if Connie gets a little action on the side? They haven't hammered out exactly what their relationship is yet.

>>94194645
I've thought that if they grew up Connie would trade up, the nu-male of steven would turn out to be a turn off and she'll go for a chad.

It would be a nice message for boys, nice guys finish last.

>>94194868
Nah, Connie isn't that superficial. A 'Chad' isn't her type anyway.

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Connverse Thread?
Connverse Thread.

>>94194737
No, she learned how to fight because she hates her mother and wanted to stop being so repressed.

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>>94195113
She's a slut for magical boy cock.
Also is Connie into fatties? or will she really like it when Steven becomes bara Steven?

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>>94195131
Pearl did brainwash her to think her life is worthless and all that mattered was Steven.

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>>94195141

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>>94194645
Connie doesn't deserve to be stuck with a fat retard like Stephen anyways.

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>>94195264
Let me guess, she deservers you right?

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>>94195159
Only after she decided to learn just to break her doldrums. Connie still would have asked to learn how to fight if Steven didn't even exist. Though Pearl probably would have said no and Connie wouldn't have enough backbone to keep pushing.

>>94194907
All girls are superficial. All girls trade up. All girls go for Chad.

>>94195159
Pearl did nothing wrong.

>>94195485
I'm sure the internet has made you cynical and afraid about many things, but one day you'll see it's not so bad out there in the big, wide world. I have faith in you.

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Go for Lars instead. He's already ten times better than Connie and unlike her, he's not a Mary Sue.

>>94195046
Woah! Steven's okay with looking up?

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>>94194747
>connie is a whiteknight
what timeline am i living in

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>>94196032
I want Lars to die again

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>>94195178
That's my fetish

>>94195046
She's got a penis, just like me! Haha!

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>>94195185
[Curb your Enthusiasm theme plays]

>>94194645
Is this real?
About time. Steve/Connie was creepy as fuck

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>>94197032
>Steve/Connie was creepy as fuck
In what universe is that creepy?

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>>94194645
Never watched the show. Did Steven get cucked?

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>>94194645
>tfw SU also starts pandering to poly shit

>>94197355
I could see it.

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>>94194645
Why go for Connie when you can take the mommy?

>>94197169
nice.

>>94197403
It's an investment.

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>>94197425
Congrats on lighting your cigars with bills while you have $13 to your name.

>>94197355
>When we're so far apart, it's not like we could be together anyway. So she's not really cheating on me if she kisses another guy when she's away! And if she ever brings him back here, it would be rude to make him go away. It's not like by letting her kiss him, I get fewer kisses.

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>>94197403
Almost ever SU girl is better then Connie and would make Steven happier.

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>>94197522
Yep.

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>>94197545
>Steven was hanging out with Onion at his house.
>While there Vidalia decided to show Steven some old baby photos she kept of him while him and Greg lived under there house
>"Awwww look at you so small and cute, heck your still small and cute."
>Steven found it nice to see how it looked when he was just a baby after all he only had his dad stories so seeing real photos gave him real insight to what his early childhood was like.
>"These are all very nice Mrs Vidalia I had no idea just how much you took care of me when I was just a baby,"
>Steven was surprised by the amount of pictures of Vidalia in her younger years holding him in a blanket putting him to bed or reading him bed time stories.
>But then when Steven turned a page he felt his face got all warm when he saw a picture he did not expect.
>It was a picture of Vidalia sitting on the couch with her top down, and in her arms was baby Steven who was suckling on her bloated milky teat.
>Steven was a bit taken aback he had no idea Vidalia breast fed him when he was a baby.
>Vidalia started giggling "Oh I still remember back when I breast fed you."
>Steven said "You breastfed me? in a slightly embarrassed voice
>"Oh yeah Not long after I had SourCream I started breastfeeding you, it was a good way of saving money so I Greg and me didn't need to buy milk and it was a healthy way for you to keep you fed and full."
>Steven said "S-so you..breastfed me a lot?
>Vidalias smile grew "Oh yes you were obsessed with my tits, you would grab onto my tits and suck for almost hours wanting to fill your little belly with my warm milk, My nipples are so big now because of how damn hard you sucked on my tits. you were like a little vacuum."
>Steven had butterflys in his stomach, "Why did dad never tell me?
>No idea little guy "Maybe he didn't want you thinking of me as your mommy too much, I'm honestly surprised you don't remember I mean I was still breastfeeding you all the way till you were five years old."

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>>94197580
Holy fucking shit those boobs.

>>94196032
>gets magical powers
>becomes space captain
>not a mary sue

>>94197355
That is the one thing that SU doesn't encourage.

I mean, there was like one old granny union, but you shouldn't take old grannies seriously.

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>>94196032
Can't tell if bait or shit taste

>>94197860
Doesn't everyone hate him? Isn't a key part of being a Mary Sue that all the other characters love you?

remember that one time steven called connie but then specified it waan't a magical adventure and he just wanted to hang out and she immediately came up with an excuse to not go?
really sizzles the synapses

>>94197916
No no, if the world hates you but you're cool anyway, you're still a Mary Sue.

>>94195141
Steven's house and the peninsula that beach city is one, more or less faces directly east.

so sun would only come in his window like that in the winter.

>>94197917
They hang out all the time. Even when there is nothing magical going on.
Do you guys really go out with your friends everytime they call up? sometimes I just want to do my own thing.

>>94197950
You think Steven still lives with the gems when he getting it nightly from Connie? He'd never get them to stop watching/sobbing/cheering him on.

>>94197975
He could just go into this magic sex room.

>>94195485
Connie broke his arm. That guy isn't a Chad, he doesn't even look like one. He just happen to be a normal kid and that's miles above Steven, whom is a deformed freak that can't grow up

>>94197975
that is literally his loft bedroom in the beachhouse though.

>>94197355
More like cuckcoldry. Probably most of the male staff are already into cuckcoldry

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>"Leave room for Jesus" Prom Dances

>>94197975
>Steven is making love to Connie and eating her out.
>Connie moaning because he shapshifted his tongue to be super long and slimy
>Suddenly Connie hears "That's good Steven just like we taught you."
>Connie shrieks as she sees Pearl Garnet and Amethyst next to the bed with big smiles on there faces as they watched.
>"Hey don't stop now this was just getting good! Amethyst said while filming them with a hand camera.

>>94198034
Steven would 100% build a new house that looks exactly like his old one. Although now I'm thinking how hilarious an episode of SU would be where teen Connie and Steven are trying to get privacy so they can have sex for the first time, but keep running into the gems, who don't understand that sex is a private thing.

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>>94198025
Why would you ever go for a boring human when Stevens a shapshifting alien magical boy.

>>94198064
>What's the problem? We watched Greg and Rose together all the time. Sometimes, when I behaved, Rose even let me join in or clean her up after! If I didn't behave, she made me clean Greg up. *shudder*

>>94195280
YO YOU GOT THAT NIGGA

>>94198058
>Pearl sobbing and muttering "just like Rose, just like Rose"
>Garnet smiling and holding up an encouraging sign
>Amethyst making "hilarious" sound effects the whole time
>Peridot would have the camera
>Lapis pretending she doesn't care but secretly wishing she was in Connie's place
>Paddy giving minutes late, shot by shot commentary

>>94198112
I want the episode where her parents find that written in her diary.

>>94198135
Connie doesn't want to admit she loves it.

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>>94198101

>>94198158
Her nose is way too big,

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God damn I got to meet a girl again soon.
Seeing all this art makes me miss the company of a women.

>>94197946
that word means nothing

>>94194645
We all know sucrose is a weeb.
Steven has a harem because of the crystal gems. Connie is a wasted character. The only reason I hate her is because they gave her the sword.

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>>94198101
>Peridot with the camera
Sounds about right

>>94195485
#NotAllGirls!
The over-protective mommy types are attracted to manbabies.

>>94195485
Women are having trouble finding date-able men, not because the men aren't out there, but because they refuse to date "down."

>>94194645
There needs to be a fic where Connie cucks Steven with every guy in town, possibly at once. Then by the gems

>>94198087
Because Steven can't grow up or he dies. Also, he's fat and autistic

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TIGER MILLIONAIRE AND SECRETARY OCELOT

>>94199023
I feel like at this point Steven would reinvent the character as Tiger Family Man, where he struggles to balance his work life with his growing responsibilities as a husband and father.

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>>94197403
yes. if anything, she's the bigger slut.

Of course, Connie's a loli, but she's no Gwen.

>>94198101
>Paddy
I kekd

>>94198155
What, being cucked by shadow clones of herself or joining in with shadow clones of herself?

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>>94195040
I heard OTP

Post more Connie feet.

>>94199250
Yes

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>>94199229
this thread is too much and i still need more of this connverse

>>94199105
>Sonic Booms are shield throws

>>94199023
CEOcelot

>>94197592
Have we saved Martha?

>>94199434
6 shots... enough to kill anything that moves.

>>94199439
>saving Martha
>when she's already the best mom in the show

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>>94199439
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

Do you ever call your mother by her first name?

>>94199505
>Batman will never beat up Lars screaming this at him

>>94199553
I do, but only when I'm pissed.

>>94199576
Stevonnie x Priyanka is the sexiest pairing.

>>94199578
Don't let your dreams be dreams anon. Draw it, request it or commission it.

>>94199634
Tried, no takers and I have the drawling skills of a three year old

>>94199553
Less than 1% of the time and only ironically to get her attention when she isn't listening to me. I just started working at the same company as her though so I may start using her first name at work.

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>>94199619
I disagree

>>94199652
Commission someone with your money.

>>94199684
Sell me on it, anon.

>>94199690
Anon....We both know I don't have money

>>94199553
No, but I also don't call her mom

>>94197892
you're wondering if you have shit taste? don't worry anon, I can vouch for you.

>>94198025
To 4chan, everyone who isn't a homely neckbeard is a Chad. That moment when you realize Steven is likely a daily shitposter.

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>>94199684
I COUNTER

>>94199817
That ship didn't fly too good.

>>94199703
Not the same anon, but it's got the double taboo of incest and master/student relationship, along with the fucked up aspect that Steven is part Rose and now there's an adult, female version of him that's not technically the same person.

>>94195059
I fucking love this artist.
He/she draws the best pics of them. Especially adult versions of them.

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>>94195072
>When it turned out Connie used the song that they first danced to as her ringtone
Fucking adorable.

>>94194645

She'll come crawling back. She needs Steven to fuse with so she can fuck Kevin

>>94198369
SPOILER THAT!

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>>94198369
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>>94198388

Artist? I need moar.

>people still using the revelation in Steven's Birthday as a talking point against connverse

I swear to god, some people watch the show with their asses facing the screen.

>>94195131
>>94194748
"I want to be there to fight by his side!"
Connie Maheswaran - "Sworn to the Sword"

You uh... You sure 'bout that, anon?

>>94200295
She wants to fuck Kevin in the ass?

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>>94198101
>Peridot would have the camera
>Lapis pretending she doesn't care but secretly wishing she was in Connie's place

Just like my fanfiction.

>>94202027
What the hell is this? One of those silly vibrator remote games?

>>94197580
......when did this turn into a gross fetish thread???

>>94197355
What is fluorite

>>94197324
No, she broke that kid's arm and I guess that somehow she started making friends at school because of that?

This thread reminds me of the Season 1 days, back when I still watched the show.

>>94197950
incorrect, the sun comes from the south in the winter and east/west in the spring/fall

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>>94199160
>tfw your mothers best friend was a thicc Indian milf who by some bizarre phenomenon didn't absolutely fucking reek of curry
>tfw you one saw her black aerola slip out of her bathing suit a little
I busted so many nuts to that woman
And no, I'm not the anon who fucked an Indian families dog

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I'd rather talk about her mom.

>>94202803
Me too. Post indian mommy please

>>94202920
bump

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>people actually think a scrawny poo-in-the-loo is gonna cuck anyone
Fat retard is the best she's gonna get and she knows it.

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>>94196032
>H-how do we make this unlikeable character likeable?
>I know! Make him an experienced space pirate capable of undermining an entire empire within the span of a month!
>SU fans besides myself will actually defend this

>A Connie that can kick ass as well as being smart as a whip!

That's my girl.

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>>94204167
>introduce an antagonist
>instantly bury them
>SU fans will defend this

>>94198222
Company? So many of them are mean. I can lower my guard with a guy more. I get it if you need to have some physical intimacy but I don't know what's up with the rest of that stuff.

>>94204167
Their rocks. It can't be that hard.

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>>94194645
>You will never get cloud connie-d.

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>>94205119
Who's the artist? Do they have any more stuff like this?

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>>94204167
Lars was ever the only character that didn't buy into Steven's spergness and the only one that didn't encourage it in some way. I'm glad he actually got this level of character development.

>>94205291
>Lars was ever the only character that didn't buy into Steven's spergness
Yeah, Lars was super jelly of Steven.

>>94198064
pfffttt that actually sounds hilarious.

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>>94204167
The gut straight up died shit like that changes a person.
Lars thought of dying and coming back to be a second chance of life and to reinvent himself.

>>94205119
>literally gets fucked to death
>gets revived as Pink Connie
What would adult zombie Connie look like?

>>94205896
Pink palete swap of adult Connie.

>>94205896
>>94205929
DRAW PINK CONNIE!

>>94205896
Pink Guttsu

>>94205896
>Gets fucked to death.
>Gets brought back to life.
>Grows to like it.
>She starts forcing Steven to get harder and more brutal during sex.
>Soon she can only get off by being killed.
>Steven is horrified as Connie is now obsessed with dying over and over.
>Steven tells her they wont have sex anymore.
>Connie dosin't take well to that and rapes Steven.
>Right before they both cum Connie slits her throat with a knife.
>Steven is screaming and crying as pink blood is sprayed on him.
>Before Connie dies again she gurgles out.
>"Pain and pleasure are the same thing Steven."

>>94205929
>>94205896
But is she still breedable

>>94206095
Of course.
She still pumps blood.
Its just instead of brown babies her babies will be pink for now on.

>>94206095
Not until they find Rose's xenobiology notes.

>>94206095
Until her ovaries run of ammo

>>94194729
"You're gonna cum on my face dork and you are going to LIKE it, gettit?!"

>>94202787
still my favorite story

>>94206224
... Draw this...

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>>94195087
Something about this is so comfy, I just can't point it out.

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>>94206054

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>>94206376
Its being alone together with someone you love.
Everyone else is asleep and its just you and her.
Its almost like your the only ones that exist in the world.

>>94206376
It's the kind of moment where years down the line, they'll describe to their children as the moment they fell in love with each other.

What the fuck is all this Lars shit?
Are there new episodes or are people just making the safe bet that SU is going to rip off another anime?

>>94195141
>that actually detailed erection
It's the little things that keep me going

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>>94197522
>Almost ever SU girl is better then Connie
>There are people don don't know Connie is best girl

>would make Steven happier.

But I don't want Stephen to be happy.

>>94197403

B-b-but she's married! Too be honest, Priyanka is hot, but she has a lot fewer good years left in her than Connie, and I don't like how she's so uptight. She's definitely a high tier SU girl with that brown thiccness and the best MILF on the show though. Plus, she gave birth to best girl.

>>94204300

Brawn, brains, and beauty. Connie's the hwhole package.

>>94205896

If she got revived as she is now, would Pink Connie be a perma-loli?

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>>94198101
>Lapis pretending she doesn't care but secretly wishing she was in Connie's place
not quite true, she wants both of them

>>94206732
I like swol connie.

>>94202735
that is what i said dingus

who is this character and why i like her and that one i assume is her mom ?
i dont watch the show neither i want to

Smug Lars > Rest

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>>94206438
I haven't felt love in a year and a half
Going on 4chan so much is making me bitter and i don't want this feel right now

>>94197403
>Priyanka will never give you a physical and get way too into checking your prostate
>ywn cum into her hand as she bites your ear and tells you to meet her in the parking lot

So were the new episodes leaked or just a handful of screen shots?

>>94201109
>pic
I always get frustrated when I see that because there's so many better ways to tell that joke

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>>94207249
most of us here have never felt love

>>94206963
Main characters poo in the loo friend he met a few episodes in.

She used to be alright when she was just Stevens friend but they kinda ruined her when they tried to make her a badass sword fighter who can kill giant monsters despite being human because she's just so cool (pls do not steal)

>>94207406
SDCC leaks I think

>>94207428
Some of us don't even have parents capable of giving love and are forever fucked up internally because of it.

>>94207428
Okay that's too real.

>mfw I don't know what love feels like
>not because i grew up in a fucked up home
>but because I know I AM loved but I don't know what the fuck it feels like to love someone else
>I think I love my family, but I don't feel anything positive for anyone, ever
>sometimes I think I might be a sociopath and I'll never know for sure

>>94207882
We've suspect my dad is a sociopath before, so I feel like I have some insight into this. Just because you don't "love" someone like they love you, most of what people perceive as affection is all song and dance anyway. If you want to "love" people, find out what they like and then does those things for them. I like giving gifts to people, and I'm really good at it, but a large part of the reason I like doing it is because I have manipulated their life in a small, but positive way.

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>>94207941

>>94207882
How would you feel if they died?

>>94206054
Praise Slaanesh

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>>94206591
>he doesn't know

>>94208434
SCREAM TO BE HEARD

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>>94208434
That's a weird way to spell Papa Nurgle

>>94207434
oh, so shes a mary sue ?
okay then, ill just apreciate the drawings and the sweet browniness

>>94208498
>all the Nurglites constantly crow about how much he loves them
>which is exactly what Slaanesh does, and she actually lets you feel it

>>94208655
>Slaneesh promises you endless pleasure then eats our soul
>Sweet papa actually gives you his love forever

>>94208498
Yeah but that whole pain/pleasure erotic murder thing is totally a Slaanesh thing bro
Trust me I'm a heretic

>>94208674
>having to get love, thus receiving it indirectly
>instead of becoming part of that love forever

i mean if you've got a fetish for weeping sores or whatever she can indulge you.

I'll never understand all the Bara Steven art. Steven's a fat piece of shit, he'll never look like that.

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>>94208726
Hedonism gets old fast, but think of all the interesting new disease you could help spread.
>Slaneesh followers btfo

>>94208748
Steven can literally shapeshift.

>>94208726
In a meta-sense, Slaneesh figures are really boring compared to the Nurgle stuff. It's also really easy to mod existing models to corrupted Nurgle stuff, so there's lots of cool homebrew as well. Slaneesh is a shit tier god.

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>>94194645
What if Steven's intentional shifts of age influence Connie into having an intense Shota fetish.

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>>94208832

>>94208748
That's pretty much exactly what he looked like when he aged himself to adulthood though.

Plus he's got alien super-strength and is descended from a warrior race of immortal light-robots.

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>>94208778
think of all the new heights to reach. there's more to excess than just pain and pleasure. hell, our Marines' entire gimmick is literally just being as gut-fuckingly loud as you can possibly be. when sex gets boring, do art for a few hundred years, constantly chasing perfection. Nurgle doesn't live in his diseases; they're just vectors for him. but Slaanesh lives in the drive for just a little bit more.

or you can just cough a lot.

>plaguefags btfo

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>>94208885
>>That's pretty much exactly what he looked like when he aged himself to adulthood though.

But he looked like an ugly fat piece of shit when he became an adult too.

>>94208748
Put your trip back on, Misha, so we can ignore you some more.

>>94208901
Sweet papa also controls life and death, you serve your god only because of his mercy.

>Slutneesh faggots swallow Papa's green cum in bitter sadness

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>>94208920
bara steven potential is there. he just has to keep going on adventures to build up.

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>>94208786
So why doesn't he change himself to look less ugly?

>implying they're more than friends
>implying Steven is anything besides a homosexual

>>94209056
It's what's on the inside that counts. Like viruses, bacteria, parasites, etc.,

can i have some more sexy / cute connie ??

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>>94209042
Just lose a bit of the gut and this is pretty much canon.
Its also nice to see a character who will legit grow up to be bara and not just a taller version of himself.

>>94209116
He already said he expects to marry her.

>>94208901
Nothing says you can't love Papa Nurgle and the hanky panky. Papa likes STDs too!

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>>94209166
Fuck you lot Steven is top qt.

>>94209201
qtpu2t

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>>94194645
>>94196032

Anyone have a link/Mega of the new episode?

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Damn, I wanna draw more Connie/Steven, but not feeling like drawing...

>>94209152
That was a joke. He likes boy penis. He finds woman parts icky!

>>94208971
there is no life without substance. there is no substance without style. Nurgle has neither. Nurgle has no drive, no passion, no zeal, and the only reason he loves you is because you gave up on yours and remind him of his own lethargy.

>Hurrgle tards want a children's show hugbox to think for them instead of a god who encourages them and actually loves them

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>>94209374
What if your penis is a joke.

>>94209196
It's very hard to hanky panky after contracting the flesh-rot
>>94209275
There is no new episode yet it's just a preview at sdcc

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>>94209524
>It's very hard
It sure is. Papa loves a challenge.

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>>94209462
>Implying that growing and spreading Papa's gifts isn't a passion
Whew lad.

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>>94206054
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I read and imagined this perfectly today or that it gave me a half chub.

>>94209626
Get on my level, faggot. That's the kind of shit I fap to for breakfast.

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>>94194645
She sucks other dudes

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>>94209673
But Marco is a gay,

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>>94195040
Comfy tier ship. Makes me wistful for a time that I never got to experience.

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>>94195087
>Ywn experience an intimate moment like this with a woman that will be as comfy as this

Why, lads?

>>94209659
I bet you won't post examples,queer!

>>94209738
It's not that great, I wouldn't worry. Just find like 3-4 people to date to get that affectionate stage out of your system.

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>>94209730

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>>94195072
Cute

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Why is Connie so cute? I think she appeals to that "innocent first love you never had" fantasy

>>94208599
Nah, she sorta got indoctrinated/brainwashed by Pearl to be Steven's meatshield for a while.

>>94209809
You ever heard of a hentai called Euphoria?

>>94195485
She's not like the other girls.

I'm not part of the autistic hatesquad that this show has attracted (because why waste the time), but goddamn is it's artstyle ugly, what is the appeal here?

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>>94209816
Why is Marco touching her poop hand?

>>94195072
Suave mother fucker.

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>>94209816
Still gay.
(Not that theirs anything wrong with that)

>>94202556
A mongrel shit who never should exist desu.

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>>94209988
>Tfw I'm pretty much that skinny but I have thicker legs than Marco

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>>94197545
:^)

>>94204167
>I know! Make him an experienced space pirate

Pinkboi's just larping as his favorite character from Star Battlers because he is actually a closet weeaboo and now that he's intimately entangled in Steven's magical-boy destiny he gets a chance to come out of the nerd closet. Remember, Lars and Ronaldo used to be best friends

>capable of undermining an entire empire within the span of a month!

Yeah right Emerald's probably like the Gem Empire equivalent of a meter maid. All those cool sounding locations are just Gem parking lots. Screencap this when Lars Of The Stars airs and I'm proven wrong because this is too clever for the pandering hacks at the helm of this show

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MOMMY

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>>94209950
Its simple but its nice.
The characters all have designs that fit there personalty's you can just look at a character in this show and just instantly get them.
Plus its very charming too feeling like a mix between good old America beauty and fantasy.

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>>94210026
i like her.

>>94195141
those fags would totally have a huge clunky CRT TV just to be different

>>94210113
>MOMMY
I've been here for years and I don't where this came from. Whatever this meme is, it's make me uncomfortable to think what kind of diseased came up with it

>>94210111
>Capable of impersonating top class gem officials
>Capable of sneaking pass 60+ elite guards in order to steal a ship
>Capable of captaining a vessel he's never once been on

>Meter maid
>Has 60+ elites guarding her preferred ship at all times

Man, what an imposing antagonistic organization the Crewniverse has set up. Not saying the show's the worst thing ever, but the fact that you people are defending this is just annoying.

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>>94199760
>Mfw I qualify as a Chad by the standards of 4chan.

>>94207882
It's okay to be ambivalent about your family anon. You may regret it later but it doesn't make you a bad person. And you will probably find love eventually.

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>>94207327
I want this so badly, shit...

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>>94210119
It's good when it's not Lamar's proportions or Raven's saucer pupils.

>>94209804
I have.

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>>94210496
You're killing me, anon. What must I do to experience this joy?

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>>94210453
You just know that straight-laced exterior hides a genuine freak beneath.

>>94209950
Don't listen to them, they'll tell you shit that will make it sound like it's good but once you watch it you'll realize it isn't. Just understand that SU is liked by tumblr and leave it at that.

>>94210676
there will never be a episode guest animated by Studio Ghibli.

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>>94210700
>Just understand that SU is liked by tumblr and leave it at that.
Why must one site dictate what you enjoy anon?

>>94210752
It's the other way around.

>>94210752
Because I still haven't hit puberty so I have to show all the other boys of the neighborhood I don't like girls and am therefore not a girl myself.

>>94210796
no need to get so defensive

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>>94210767
Soooo...you only enjoy something if tumblr likes it?

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MOMMY!!!

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>>94210727
You'll get Trigger and you'll like it!

>>94210868
What you enjoy dictates which site do you go to.

>>94210889
But Tumblr hates SU

>>94211190
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Fuck Connie. Her character reads like a self insert. Steven needs a peer but she is way too prominent in the show and way too involved in the CG stuff.

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>>94199380

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>>94211333
Clearly she should have a situation where her shit is genuinely rekt.

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anyone know who drew this? i got no results on my own

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>>94211610
i did.

>>94211333
She reads like a character meant to ground the show. Without her Steven would be a lot less relatable and the space magic shit he does would seem less fantastic.

>>94211651
that would be helpful if i knew who you were

>>94211696

x-man

>>94211719
you have a tumblr? twitter?
also, i fucking love the connie you drew

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>>94211740
sorry pal ur outta luck. I only post on 4chan for the most part.

>>94210869
Why is Mr. Mahaswaren white?

>>94211805
He's Persian.

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>>94202027
Can somebody draw this image, but with Jeff as the boy, and Priyanka as the woman? But with her touching his face affectionately.

>>94197169
Holy shit these edits are fucking killing my sides

>>94211804
well fuck, now i have to try that /co/booru thing

>>94197580
Sweet genie from aladdin, these were some fresh leafy greens