The Emoji Movie

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>>94187833

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>>94187833

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>>94187949
This reminds me of Bill Murray before that last Ghostbusters movie, he looked so sad.

>>94187833
jack pls

>>94187833
go back to youtube jacksfilms

>>94188055

I don't think Patirck Steward really cares that much. He not that much of a classy guy IRL. He was probably happy to make money voicing poo.

>>94188124
he loves voicing deputy director bullock on american dad

>>94188124
>>94188286
The guy blazes it every fucking day and he's one of the most liked recognizable actors around, of course he just does whatever now.

>>94187833
this man was knighted

>still no reviews

i am so excited for that rotten score.

50%?

25?

0%?

>>94188808
the only review that matters is jacksfilms. 7 months of shitposting got him invited to a movie premiere

>>94187833
I wanna fuck that heart emoji

>>94187833
The threads on this are going to be fun as fuck.

>>94188808

It's gonna get 78% and reviews are gonna say it's message is "just what we need in these dark times."

If you fuckers go to see this """""""ironically""""""""", you will only have yourselves to blame when the "Meme Movie" comes out.

>>94189404
Yeah, I can see this actually happening.

>>94188808
100%

>>94188286
to be fair Bullock is amazing and when Xavier was going nuts talking about Taco Bell chulupas in Logan all I can think of was Bullock

>>94187833
WE DID IT REDDIT!

I mean, who wanted to see a Popeye movie anyway?

>>94188869
this, I literally don't care one bit about this movie, I only care about what jacksfilms is gonna do

>>94189404
>It's gonna get 78% and reviews are gonna say it's message is "just what we need in these dark times."

Nah the critics will call it a pastiche of much better "product" movies like The LEGO movie or Wreck-it-Ralph without none of the charm of those films, plus they'll notice the shameless product placement that the movie doesn't even try to hide through gags.

>>94188808
Almond white will give it a 10/10 for being a revolutionary flim that competes with Pixar films for the best animated movie.

>>94189404

It's a Sony movie, not nuPixar/Disney one which gets paid reviews.

>>94190435
So how would you like to never be able to advertise for a Sony product ever again? Of course Sony's gonna bribe the critics.

Aww, who am I kidding? It's not screened for them.

will be terrible

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DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
No time remains.

>>94188286

Bullock might be his greatest role next to Picard.

Eh, I can't blame him for milking Hollywood with this shitty movie. If they wanna pay him millions to voice a poo, why not take it?

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>>94190499
Based Armond.

>>94193030
>both of his parents were white, his NAME is Armond White, so he said "naw fuck you, I'm black"

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>>94187833
Can't wait to see it

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>>94192849
Patrick Stewart has ascended to the final tier of any great British actor: slumming it in a shitty movie purely to collect a paycheck. This is a great, hallowed tradition among British actors, pioneered by such legends as Christopher Lee, Peter O'Toole, and Peter Cushing, and continued on with pride by such current actors as Anthony Hopkins, Ben Kingsley, and Michael Caine. Ian McKellen is pretty much at this point too these days.

>>94193085
That doesn't apply strictly to British actors. I believe Deniro pioneered that