What was his problem, /co/?
He erupted into a bev-RAGE
He just wanted money. Or maybe he was Satan or something, idk.
>>94165926
He didn't rock as hard as Dan Hagar
>>94165926
He made that fellow taste the chain. Taste the chain, he said, again and again, long after he was incapable of tasting anything.
>>94165926
He downed a bunch of xanax and a bottle of scotch and lived to regret it.
He had no genitalia.
>>94166481
H had no shinsjust like another great man
>>94165926
no knees
>>94166521
The difference being Dan Halen killed fitty men for sport, from the back of an elaborately armored elephant on an uncharted jungle island.
He was in a good show so he had a lot of competition to be the best character in it
>>94165926
He wasn't voiced by Kelsey Grammer