ITT:Weird parent thread

>>94163959
Aquama... Oh wait....

>>94163959
Superman. Haha, it's actually pretty good.

>>94164233
MANTTTTAAAAA!!

>>94163959
>Nightwing
This
Does
Not
Work
At
All

One night stand that leads him to be a single father? Its worse when you realize its just going to be Pre-Flashpoint Roy shit.

>Punisher
He puts it in foster care and watches over it without it ever knowing he exists.
Maybe he uses the kid to look for fucked up foster parents or something idk.

>>94163959

How many kids does Spider-man got?

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He canonically had hundreds in mythology.
I'm sure he probably has hundreds now in comics.

>>94163959
Gwen Stacy

>>94163959

Is that Ms. Marvel?

>>94164879
No, that is spider-woman.

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>>94164879
No but she's carrying her son.

>>94164947

You sure about that?

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I don't have to.

Juggernaut - J2, pic related. He's 15 and half Asian but no one told the artist.
Nightcrawler- Nocturne.

Not my favorite character, but miles morale.

Does adopting a failed clone of Superman count?

>>94165426
yes

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>>94164981
No she's not.

Inb4 Baby has blonde hair. Pic Related
That is still the ugliest Carol I've ever seen drawn.

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>>94165526
Jason Todd, unintentional father figure

hmmm, I don't know if I want Peej or Emma....

the first would probably be really cute. But the idea of Emma raising her and Scott's kid...I want that.

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>>94163959
I think this one would actually be good character development.

>>94163959
Why, they will just kill it off.

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>>94163959

>Catwoman

She actually did have a child once, but the story was so bad and character-destroying that it was never referenced even once outside of her book and has since been completely forgotten. The Pfeifer days were dark times for Selinafags.

>>94165863
it would. it might also be something that changes him to female beforehand, since he's an embodiment of mutancy and he changes from time to time.

but of course as long as bendis is alive, he'd use it as an opportunity to ruin the character more than he already has

>>94165289
x-men should have started having kids years ago. parenting is an aspect of survivalism as well

>>94164584
2 girls in different timelines

>>94165764
Peej actually had a son. Equinox.

>>94166269
Who was the father, anyway? I didn't read enough to see this plot getting resolved.

>>94164417
You could agrue that he is a parent to Damian though

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>>94166807
No way, Hank's not one of the transX-Men.
His mutation, like Warren's, is all about being a representation of nature.
That, and having LARGE HANDS ... *hint* *hint*

Besides, there are at least two possible candidates for the mom, both of whom would be super-awkward.
And let's not forget young "Uncle Hank" and the fucked dynamics of that family structure.
It's all good just as is.

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>>94165991
They didn't with Jubilee's adoptababy, and they really should have that time.

>>94166269
There are some characters that work as parents, usually the responsible ones that do superheroing as their day-job.
Characters like Catwoman, or anyone else not quite wholesome in their motivations, should never be a parent.

>>94166898

The father was Slam Bradley's kid. Yes, she slept with both the father and the son. He was only in a few issues IIRC.

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>>94163959
Just 'cause I really want to know if lesbians from her home-universe really do impregnate each other.

>>94167030
>two dads taking care of a teenage girl
I'd read it.

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>>94163959

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I guess I'll settle for M'gann for now.

>>94167128
>adoptababy
She didn't adopt that kid, she stole it from a hospital, smuggled it into the US, and then killed his father when he came to get his baby back.

>>94163959
>Kitana...

Oh wait her kids are dead.

>>94167598
Really? I guess the brat is good for more than a vampire's midnight snack.
Jubilee should murder some more people... "for the baby"...

>>94164417
Nightwing is Damien's Dad and he is very good at it.

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How good of a parent would Creeper be?

>>94170117
Probably quite good.

Depends on the significant other and that will also affect how the Creeperness manifests.

Sidenote: I have no idea how Creeper actually works.

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>>94163959
Is Laura Gabby's legal guardian now?

I can't
judges aren't allowed

at least he has Vienna

>>94170201
Creeper has been anything from a drugged-out Jack to his own personality depending on continuity so one can just pick what they like best.

Wonder how dating for them would work. If we go with Jack and Creeper being relativly separate does that mean their girlfriend has to date both of them?

I can imagine sex being really awkward for Jack since he and Creeper can communicate mentally.

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>>94163959