ITT ways Homestar Runner has ruined your vocabulary >very yes

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EEUAH I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THE GRRAVITY BOAT

>breadtangle
>computer over
>tweezlairs

>>94162800
I liked Homsar best. He seemed to weird EVERYONE out, and that's a big accomplishment with that group

People are all the time asking me how Homestar ruined my grammar.

Good jorb!

No one ever gets it when I say this.

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>>94162757
>YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

>>94162913
No probalo!

I find myself saying that way too often. No one ever gets the reference.

>all up ons

>>94162757
>>94163020
>>94163021
I say these too. What the crap is with that?

>>94163021
>all up ins

I got everyone calling good songs 'number one jams'

>>94162757
I still emphasize the -ed I'm past tense words
"Stripe-ed pants"

>>94163170
Mash go on those number-one jams. They're crazy-go-nuts!

>Are you in need of medical-resistance?
>FUUUHHHH. BUUHHHHH
>Light globes
>Thanks for stopping by....thanks for breaking my cow lamp
>No probalo
>I can do it. I can do it nine times.
>I'm gonna have to jump!
I think these are my most used ones

>>94162757
I literally can not stop saying 'free counsel-tations'

>>94162916
My friend used to say this in school.
I had no idea what he was on about.
Thinking back, he was pretty much channeling Homsar most of the time.

>>94163021
>>94163110
ALL IS ON! FEEL IT FEEL IT FEEL IT FEEL IT

I would be willing to overlook any major character flaw in a person if I found out they were a Homestar fan

I pronounce anything that ends in -man as "m'n".

I also add -m'n to words that don't have it, like I call my cat kittym'n.

>>94162757

Many combolations, elizagerth.

>>94163021
Yes

"it gives me the jibblies"

Cow clips.

I prefer to people by gender incorrect titles just to see if they respond

Please tell me I'm not the only one calling their notebook a Lappy.

When it rains I say

A tidal wave of marshalades!

and I say witches brew a lot

>>94162757
i look at inanimate objects while alone and say
>"thanks for inviting me (object)

>>94164031
>Please tell me I'm not the only one calling their notebook a Lappy.

I don't say it. But I think it.

>>94162800
REMEMBER TO PUT YOUR BEST FOOT FLOWERS

>>94162800
I think I just won the POOOOWERBALL.

>>94163930
>"and even if you were a do, I'd call at you like you were a lady"

>>94164031
more so compy than lappy.

>>94162800
AAAAAAAAAAAAHM A TOUCHY-FEELY-HOLIC

>>94164211
I did, until my family started doing it too
And I'm not usually one if those "if my parents do it it's not cool" kids.

>>94162757
>>94163236
>>94164031

all of these
I also use 'what's her/his face' but that's not strictly a HR thing

http://www.homestarrunner.com/slash/slash/

>>94162800
You shanked my Jengaship!

margaratchiiitas

Forhodalinggrads.

A slice of gum has stayed in my vocabulary

>>94162757
baleeted
I find if I use it around a person, they will immediately use it back
delteated has yet to catch on. and i have never lived near a del taco but I could go for a damn chipwich

>>94162889
Homestar quoters all the time get some
>Ow! My most of me!

>>94163429
check it out check it out
check it out check it out
check it out check it out
check it out check it out

>>94164031
it's either that or "good ol' lap-a-top, lap-a-top tennessee"
twicely fresh!

Once in a ramble, I use "backed-with" instead of just with.
I'm not even old enough to remember record labeling, but damn if once that that 'pork b/w beans' joke wasn't explained, I didn't find it the laughiest forever.

dangeresque

Now yer sporkin' my language!

I can't hear the word "show" without mentally translating it to "shau"

>>94162757
I use "cutting art, state of the edge."
It's amazing how many people don't register things like that

>>94164698
>Umm, did you just say 'doyng'?
>What? No, DOO-ing. Doing.
>Oh, because you spelled it the same
every time.
also
>You're gonna be callin' me THE LEG' from now on!

>>94164031
I've been giving a friend shit for refusing to upgrade to a better model and every time I've had to restrain myself from calling it a lappy.

>If I had thumbs I'd be sticking them up armpits right now!

Also anything ending with -'d.

>>94164750
>So many migs and megs of.. memories.. coupla megachips..

I'VE GOT THE HEART OF A LIE-UNNN
AND THE WIIIINGS OF A BAT!
(because it's midnite!)

>>94164773
I may not quote him exactly, but I have strobro on the brainbanana whenever I defend my 11 year old computer. it still woiks! I had my prehvious windows 98 one til 06, and would have kept it going if it hadnt finally donked on me

>exobably

>>94162757
I constantly call everyone my "doge". I got in trouble once because a co-worker thought I called her a douche.

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>I NEED TO RELEASE A COMPUTER VIDEO GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHICS!

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>Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole-Slaw? Here I am....

>>94164880
>her
well there's your problem

>Fresh, creamy... pepperoni

>>94164942
>What?

I see you jockin' me
Tryin' to play like
You know me

I can count to G!

>>94164880
I do that too

>>94164945
I'm really surprised GUFF hasnt shown up in anything else

>>94164031
I named a series of computers "Compy" and "Lappy".

>>94163865
the jibblie jibblies...

>>94164031
my home network has a Lappy and a Compy

>>94164880
It's weird how Biz Cas Fri 1 has a huge number of views on YouTube compared to everything else except dragon. Doge just really caught on.

*thing* is in the mix.
*thing* is to the max.

>Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.

>I'll improve on your methods!!

I've been known to refer to snowcones as snokes
also pamcakes, shmallows/marshalades, and caffeinergy sauce

>>94165305
yeah it's linked on knowyourmeme or someshit

>>94162913
I DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME AND NO ONE HAS EVER CALLED ME OUT

>All the good characters are ____
>But what about ___ and ___
>All the good characters.
Me and my buddy do this back and forth all the time.

>>94165346
i also say dagron
i think it's one of those things like 'aminals' that people are just used to
that's what makes the-h-star-i-said-the-h-star-r so great, it's all stuff you get right away, because it speaks to something inside you. It doesn't have to teach you something new.
basically it took over from the simpsons right when simpsons became crud and started reflecting pop culture rather than creating it, and adventure time, in turn, filled in for homestar when it went on hiatey. sadly nothing has filled in for AT. I have to make my own talk-words

>>94162800
>GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

>>94165390
gravity falls carried on the HR spirit a bit due to matt being involved
also there's two more eggs now but that's not widely known

>>94165642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJE8LSQN1r8
It's criminally underrated.

Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior.

>>94162757
>mountain dwa

there are probably a lot of them. Like I don't really think about it as I'm doing it, but I know they're there

>>94165642
yeah that's true, gravity falls gave us a little o' the old wordmalades. and two more eggs does teach us new talk words, particularly the parental guidance lady.
>>94165718
ol' Heckler and Koch are definitely the highlight

oh man I just realized H*R gave me the adding-malade to things that I've been doing forever, even if they never actually really did that. anything that ends in -ar. it's all the time like listening to some music and 'here's where he spreads'some of that nice guitarmalade on us' or 'that is just bizarrmalade you're trying to sell'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX-c9vZGFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spnxi-U1itk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEzLVkfkxg

>>94165880
let's face it, you need to watch in order
Two More Eggs reminds me of something like Little Britain, where the sketches slowly build on each other, so you really have to watch in order or the earlier ones are less funny because they're less clever now

hector and kovich feels like it's just matt trying to do one of those rick and morty improv episodes

>>94165949
yeah! and he's beating them at their own game about half the time!

>>94165990
The only one that doesn't work is Brown Boats. The "changing your mind" gag doesn't work with the cheesy movie trailer announcer.

>>94163446
One of my good friends is a goon with shit taste in almost everything
He's an elitist prick who wouldn't know fun if it sucked his dick, but every once in a while I remember that he loves Homestar Runner as much as I do and all is forgiven

Excardon me

>>94166038
IDK, I'm not a fan of Dooble. Like, he's clearly the Homsar stand-in, but his shorts are just so dumb compared to everything else- though he's clearly the breakout character

>>94166051
goons are a complicated bunch. I find it usually takes a single person to remind you who rocks. I have one fantastic redditor friend, and DemonTomatoDave speaks for all goons to me

>>94166077
They keep growing on me. He's legitimately funny, and hilarious shit really does happen..
the problem is that we don't know or care about any of the normies that he's weirding out with his weirdness, so it loses its effect.
It's just that they could not have given him a worse introduction, a stupid attempted earworm that they repeated ad nauseum at the end of a ton of videos. It's important to remember that Disney did that, not the Chappitychomps. Their first Dooble was almost certainly the videogame one

>>94166090
I literally have never even looked at something awful except for one readthrough of Boatmurdered, but every one of my interactions with a goon has been poor.

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>>94162800
Train.

Homsar is the captain of the gravy TRAIN.

>>94166449
that sounds like it's from an edumacational book or something, like the kind SB would vandalize or invent

I made my dad laugh out loud with "The businessman's job is giving the business"

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>Oh, twice!
>Oh, there's TWO of them...

This thread made me realize I've been quoting homestar runner a lot more than I realized.

It has corrupted me, and I love it.

>>94166498
"you're twice!" and "you're a horse's twees" are the ones I feel compelled to repeat but that nobody ever gets

>Ow! My skin!

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The best part is that the Bros. Chaps sense of humor carries into real life.

It was literally... So. Great.
Great and good.

Don't know, I couldn't understand anything being said.

>>94164698
Similarly, every time I see the "-man" suffix, i mentally change it to -"min". Sometimes adding it to stuff randomly.
>reportermin

Even before I found Homestar I remember Angry Beavers training me to say stuff incorrectly.

>Ow! My pension!

>>94166577
I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUUUSE
I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUUUSE
MAKE IT DANCE, MAKE IT PRANCE

>>94166626
friend of mine says grood all the time
>>94166659
>Ma Bubba concess- man, I even wrote it and I can't read my own lins!

fuck I just realized I say jold all the time. Fifty bag of golds.
>>94166798
yes! I think that must have been one of their inspirations.
whereas the space ghost / cartoon planet family of shows seems to have sort of arisen in parallel, at the same time as homestar and in the same place, with a lot of the same styles and moods.
also the more I listen to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog the more I realize StroBro got a lot from him

>Shut it up. Shut it up you.

>>94165880
>that music

Did those brothers do everything on HSR?

>>94162757
>ruined
LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO disagree with you on that, buddy

>>94167287
Shut it up me

>>94162757
>Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing.
>But too much of an awesome thing is... uh... really, really dumb. And bad.

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Haldo!

>>94163362
>Light globes
i've been exclusively calling light bulbs this for years

>>94165036
That's nothin'! I can't count to purple backwards!

>>94167445
Oops. Meant to quote
>>94165046

>>94167300
Of course they did, you think they got HELP on that garglemesh?
the only ones who did anything else were occasional pals like ryan sterritt or craig zobel, just sort of being involved in some games or site programming or helping write the books

>>94167125
GARBELDINA!

>THAT IS NOT A SMALL NUMBER! THAT IS A BIG NUMBER!
>COMPUTER OVER? VIRUS EQUALS VERY YES?! THAT'S NOT A GOOD PRIZE!

that entire sbemail was gold. Also

>Flagrant System Error

>>94166266
>I literally have never even looked at something awful except for one readthrough of Boatmurdered, but every one of my interactions with a goon has been poor.
honestly there isn't all that much difference between Something Awful and 4chan, the main difference is that SA's moderation staff actually does their jobs which combined with having to pay 10 bucks to make an account really dials down the shitposting on that site(not to say it doesn't have it, just that it normally doesn't reach /b/, /tv/, or /pol/ levels of bad there)

>>94167559
>you're computer's in a better place Strongbad, and by that I mean it's in the same place, just with a big hole in it

>>94167559
That's another one I quote a lot.
>What you need is words. Like this one. And this one. Andmbubbubub this one

How will the website survive the death of Flash?

>>94167559
That damn screen added "Flagrant" to my vocabulary, as in "flagrantly blatant ratings stunt".

>>94167559
I use 'that's not a good prize!' all the time lately. Says a lot about the turn my life has taken

>>94167939
They've taken care of that, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0nuQ5o2DYU

>>94167694
it was "youw computowbox needs wouds"
which I use anytime a computer is running shit without text in it that I don't unnastans, like some advanced music program.
>>94167939
oh pishpoffle, flash is fine.

>>94167693
not who you replied to, but one big thing that bugs me about goons is how they kind of screw you over if you have a controversial opinion; say something that doesn't sound normal and goons will casually extrapolate it and make you out to be some crazy shitlord, and any attempt to defend your opinion gets you punished. I basically only go on the lp subforum though.

>I can do it
>I can do it 9 times!

>>94167986
So just like everywhere else then

I pronounce "garbage" in that weird way that is the only joke moms have

>>94168013
I guess? maybe I'm just spoiled by 4chan's open-ness. like, here people will mock your opinion, but you can argue without the fear of losing your ten dollar account or having your avatar picture/title unwillingly changed to something humiliating that you have to pay to change back.

>>94167939
Flash not being updated anymore means simply that: it won't be updated anymore. It's not going to fucking implode every flash cartoon ever.

>play smash bros with bros
>getting bounced between two players
>let me away from this boulder

>>94163914
what else are you gonna call them really?

>>94168046
>having your avatar picture/title unwillingly changed to something humiliating that you have to pay to change back

I still have a hard time believing that's for real.

>Whoa-ho, problematic

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Here's Stone Cold with the DOUBLE DEUCE

>>94162757
>uh, did you just say 'doh-ing'?(literally every time)
>baleeted (also every time)
>ARROWED! (surprisingly more relevant than you'd think)
>to the limit
>melonade
There's porbably more. Funny, I tried showing my husband homestar earlier today but he just doesn't get it.

>>94165417
>AH DOOOO WHAT I'M TOOOOLD

>>94167559
Art imitating life or life imitating art?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTfTts205s0

I inadvertantly say "great jorb" sometimes

Most people hate it.

>>94169273
What are those wiggly, waggly monstrosities you're thrusting front-ways?

I will often say things that are almost one word and not quite another.

Although I'm not sure that has anything to do with Homestar Runner...

>>94163816
sauce on pic

>>94165642
>>94165718
>>94165880
I totally say "HALOSCHE!" now thanks to Dooble.

When I'm not saying "Haldo!" of course.

I say "all up ons" a lot plus any "Thanks for_____, guys" always ends with a "thanks for breaking my cow lamp "

>>94163021
in what context do you say all up ons?

>>94169832
easy cheese

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/392111#search=Monster_Buster_Club

>>94170893
oh its that naked pizza girl
i knew she looked familiar

>>94168048
Not what the newsman say. Major browsers are looking to not support it, and are phasing it out so it'll be more and more of a pain in the ass to run flash on them, so by end of 2020 flash games will probably stop working without some specific third party work around, which I'm sure will be available post 2020 but not exactly convenient. At least thats the way it was explained to me.

>>94163914
>>94164420
>>94164523
Oh, me too!

I am not exempt!

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>get ye flask

Why do you faggots worship this fucking shitty show

WHAT TIME IS IT?

ITS VALENTIMES!

>>94173120
Here comes to fun police. Everybody stop liking things! Anon disapproves.

>>94164356
Don'chu talk to me.

>>94173120
You're a faggot and you need to kill yourself

>"What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots!"

>>94173120
>t. underageb& faggot

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IN A BULDING

>>94168013
Even Reddit is usually better than that.

>>94167986
I remember there being a brony site made by goons, and they literally had an "offsite rule" where they could ban you for things you did on other websites

not even making this shit up

>>94173757
Seems very goony.

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remember that time strong bad was on the aquabats super show?

>Hey look, it's the rapping man, cam to do his landry

>>94173941
Is it wrong to root for bad guys when they're Strong Bad?

>a very scary monsterm'n

>>94171493
or you could just USE AN OLD BROWSER

Buisness

>>94171493
>without some specific third party work around, which I'm sure will be available post 2020 but not exactly convenient
If this finally gets Shumway in development again, it would be convenient. The idea was a javascript version of Flash Player that loads the same content and runs as a browser extension.

I refer to Santa Claus figures as "Santam'n"
Also barbzerdry

>anytime I see the word nougat
>"Which I recently learned is the candy equivalent of veal"

>>94163503
I do that too. I enjoy it for superheroes, since it makes it sound like a last name.

>Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent.

>>94175012
>This is all fat-free, right?

>>94171493
Yeah, and when the computers think it's 1900 instead of 2000, they'll all experience a time paradox and delete your data, come to life, and enslave humanity.

>>94169273
Sometimes I still give people the single deuce.

>>94175127
This actually happened though.

>>94162757
Toons...GAMES

>>94175840
Characters

>>94175056
Shuddup, lady!

>>94163816
The fact that I was like nice trap ass and then saw the boobies and got disappointed is troubling. Especially since I realized it myself

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Hiya Bunkmate!

>>94175840
>Hey stwong bawd, watch this
>No, no, no don't!
>Toons! Games! Email!
>Uggghhhh

>>94164438
yes I used Baleeted all the time

escardon me eliza-girth

>this retarded shitty show gets a thread

>>94177383
>there are threads not about H*R

>>94162874
>breadtangle

this one for sure, I'm kinda glad it's completely irrelevant in my life these days because if those breadtangles of pizza ever came up I'd absolutely use it without even thinking.

Literally every time I go by the canned food section of the grocery store I say that I'll "paste away if I dinty moore."

I don't really get what this is, can someone direct me to what videos I would watch for an effective introduction? I watched a couple on the Youtube channel with the red dude on the computer and I wasn't really into it.

>>94177534
Do you know which ones you watched? A lot of the older ones weren't as amazing.

>hey anon, do you want to play [fighting game]

ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHAALLEEEENNNNNGE???!!!!

>>94177547
I sampled a couple 7-8 year old ones.

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>>94177549

>>94177579
It might just not be for you then. It's sort of unique in its humor.

>>94177833
Ah, alright, I'll give another shot though. Is the youtube channel their main stuff?

>>94177862
The old Flash site is really the main thing. There's a lot that you don't get through the YouTube versions. They have a lot of easter eggs that didn't make it to video.

>>94176815
>Does he sell beans?
>Lord no!

>>94169862
yes, I give out the haldo a lot. especially online

>>94173154
Vamlumtimes is SERIOUS times
i actually annoy people with this when I overdo it sometines

>>94177534
Truth is, although the first few aren't very funny, they also aren't very long. You can grind through them in literally just a few minutes.. the funnier ones come immediately after that, but they refer back to the old shit (often making fun of it, admitting it wasn't funny yet) so you kind of need to go in order.
trust me, you'll enjoy

>>94178389
>but they refer back to the old shit (often making fun of it, admitting it wasn't funny yet) so you kind of need to go in order.
That's a good point. A lot of what made it funny was inside jokes, and random episodes probably come off as pretty nonsensical without getting those.

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>Something painful happens
Okay, hot soup is on my eye
>Something I anticipate is happening in the near future
My new album drops next sursdai YA'LL BISCUITHEADS
>Obnoxious product placement
BUY-ALL-OUR-PLAYSETS-AND-TOYYYYYS~
>Hunger
I dreamed I had a Strong Bad taco salad. It was the taco salad of my dreams.
>Finding a soda
Don't mind if I dwah
I'll have me a Diet Brown I s'pose
>Egregious "very special episode" shit
Kids, don't play, with, too many, knives
>Someone mentions PCP
Did someone say Peacey P? I LOOOOVES the Peacey P!
>Anything related to signal strength or general success in setting up equipment
We got us a GOOOD read. On account of my NAME Sharpdeen.
>XTREME shit
Edgy and angry, so deadly and jangly~
>same as above but also gratuitous blue ocean "revamped for a wider audience" shit
New demographics when nobody asked for it~

Honestly Peacey P is the best character and I wish they'd used him more.

Also back in ancient browser game Kingdom of Loathing you could substitute /ignore for /baleet to ignore someone in chat. I thought this was hilarious and did it all the time.

>>94173120
>>94177383
We got ourselves a stnankposter.

>>94179795
Ha, that KoL reference reminds me of this
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Rodgort

>>94179795
Every time I have to order at a breakfast type restaurant I feel like quoting the appropriate part of R-A-P-S-O-N-G
>Listen right here y'all biscuitheads
>I wanna piece-a dry toast n' two scrambled eggs
>Orda hash browns make em x-tra crisp
>Glassa awnj juice anna bowla CHEEEEZ grits

>Oh dang! That man had just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!

>>94162800
EEEUAUAUAH
THATS A HEALTHY PIECE OF REAL ESTATE

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>>94162757

>Jorb
>Delorted
>Strip-ed pants, or any word with "ed" at the end
>"That's a healthy piece of real estate!"
>"if I had thumbs, I'd be stick em in my arm pits !"
>very yes
>Video James
>Ya'll biscuitheads

>>94162800
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHM A TRENDY TOTEBAG

>>94176815
I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

>>94162757
Jeorb.

I have never said job correctly ever since I saw HSR. Ever. It has permanently rearranged my vocab.

>ive got more then two prablems

>We will recover. We will rebuild. We will reuse, reduce, recycle.

>comeing

>>94163020
>No probalo!
Oh my god I use this one so often.

How can you be SUE awesome if you-rur dead?

>>94182038
>Coach Z's got money (ching!)
>But not much!
>I could use a daller
>I could use a couple bucks!

>(blank) is definitely the wheel chair

I say this during pitches all the time

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>>94162757
>want to get into Homestar Runner
>there so much content that I'm overwhelmed
>don't even know where to start

I call people's pets "little animal" instead of their actual name or species

>>94183626
The beginning ya dingus

>>94183626
The advice in >>94178389 is right. Start with the early stuff so you'll get the references in the later stuff.

>>94176815
Bunkmate... Could you inject these fourteen shots into me? Before I go into a coma?

>>94183592
Wait, you mean like when he was designing Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and said that Bubs would definitely be the voice of the wheelchair?

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>>94183626
What's dat?
Is that aaaa........
What's dat?

>>94183763
Exactly

I'm in a small theatre troupe and we write our own plays and i always push for a talking wheelchair

>What is that, scripture? You quoting scripture?

>>94183810
Are there any blonde guys you insist on having do a tiny, tiny dance?

>>94183626
Here you go, my good man who is made of only the finest polygoniest technologies
http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/All_Toons

you maybe might could be should get the DVDs too if they go on sale again and/or are already on sale. the audio quality is high, the easter eggs are all present, the commentary is funny, and there's a few bonus DVD-only toons

>>94183838
You know it

I'm trying to make little brudda a character cuz he can make it on his own

>You got a Preshy on your head, Uncle Homestaw!

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I still catch myself saying
>Do you has what it takes
an awful lot.

>>94183939
>We're a one-man army. Er, a three-man one-y. .. Three-to-one Marny?
Somehow that comes out of me a lot

>>94162757
When I feel life shit I say the same thing as Strongbad when his compy got blown up by Bubs

>I can't relate! I CAN'T RELATE! I-I just come in there and mix it up!
>I don't even remember your name Davey. Dear Strongbad, how do you tap with boxing gloves...?

>You n' me, (anon's friend)? We're like two breads in a biscuit. Twoo breaaads in a biscuit.

>>94183796
>homestarrunner.net: "It's dot com!"

>>94183796
wait, was h*r the origin of "rando," too?

>>94183796
>toons!
>games!
>chawactews. . .
>downlooooads
>stowah
>emaaaaailll

>>94184171
Heck yeah man.

Joooorb

>WORST PLACE! Ding!

I often use Cheap as Free and So straight to DVD it hurts

XD they say silly words

>>94184543
>BUY ALL OUR PLAYSETS AND TOYS

>>94184171
It's tough to say for sure. What is the joke anyway, it looks like it gets cut off

>>94184647
T'is true, Pom Pom. T'is true.

>>94184718
>DOWNLOAD ALL OUR NUMBER ONE JAMS

>>94163020

Yep, still say it.

I say there monstrosity, do you know the times?

I say holy crap a lot and I feel like it makes me sound like a prude who's afraid to cuss, but if it's good enough for SB it's good enough for me.

>>94184915
I say, my good parson, butt's twelve by pies?

>>94166498
>AUNT ROOTHY! AUNT ROOTHY! THERE'S KETCHUP ON DA COMPOOTAH!

>>94184963
That's what's great about homestar and the internet in general, it's stuff that would never be allowed on TV, but it's still significantly more tame than 'real life' ways people talk to each other, so it only showcases how pointless it is to care about that kind of thing

>>94184983
ponk-REER, ponk-REER, ponk-REER

>>94185039
>HUH HEE HOO HAH! HOOKA HOOKA
>Quit it. You're freaking me out. Did you get into my pills again?

>>94185066
oh god, the entirety of 'caffeine' was amazing. It's so my everything in every way. But the only part I can ever remember to quote is stuff like "i don't even watch football, i don't even watch football, i can't remember my legs"
or "no. nono. parakeet"

twenty twone

to your lest

do you know the times

Stave it off, 1 2 3.

And now you can count to three

>>94185520
forty-twone.. and that one time it was the twoty-third parade or whatever.
I was doing that even before homestar. it's just easier to do math in your head if you say stuff like '16-dy-28" when the question is like, 4 x 47. 188! works every time.

>Kick 'im in the teeth!
>Kick 'im in the grill!
>Kick YOU in the grill!

>>94185691
It was the 4Tst ("firty-terst") annual fall float parade.

>>94186749
You say tomater, I zader matermorts.

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>>94162800
>AAAAUEEAAHHHM FOREVER YOUR GIRL

>>94162874
>breadtangle
Nothing like a good old fashioned breadtangle of pizza, prison-style.

COMPUHTEESHON

>>94164945
there was something very unsettling about this.

come to think of it, there's something very unsettling about homestar in general

>>94163816
>so old it's not in the archive

sad

>>94187089
>there was something very unsettling about this.
It's Cardgage. Unsettling is what he does.

>>94164945
Everything about Cardgage is hilarious. His stupid shopping bag full of half melted candy bars is especially inspired.

>>94187118
you know what I mean, though. they could do more genuinely spooky stuff

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It's coming up soon and I'll say it again, just like I say it every year

>Todayborday is Labor Day!

>>94173941
>The word "technology"... means... "magic"
>aquabats sb uses technology and magic

>>94162800
YOU BRING THE DIP, IIII'LL MOW THE SIDEYARD

>>94183626
by tradition, we were started with "dragon" and always introduced the show to people with the same email episode. Then mash go on that rando button until they stop being funny.

>>94162757
>I can do it, I can do it nine times
>No probalo
>jorb
>inappropro
>baleeted, delorted, delteated
>very yes

Everyone is different.

No two people are not on fire.

I think I have a chance with this guy

>>94186452
>RARARARARARA
i love how that moment is jason sterritt's favorite, or whatever. I sure loved it. Bubs just started goin nuts on him

>>94187108
well the archive gets purged every so often
>>94187130
I like the crazy wind sounds and distant car horns that play as he just stands

>>94187347
dragon and japanese cartoon were a fantastic start, yeah

>>94188310
>I like the crazy wind sounds and distant car horns that play as he just stands
I'm quite scared now.

>>94188341
dragon, japanese cartoon, funny, and if they don't like it by then they won't like anything.

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I think most of my everyday HS lingo is from T33n G1rl Squ4d.
>I can count to geeeee!
>I really want... Some of these chips...
>Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No.
>My bass feels sea-worthy...
>Pickituppickitup, hup-hup. Pickituppickitup.

Mostly the Battle of the Bands ep, apparently.

I sometimes say burninating to refer to burning something with a lot of fire.

>>94188310
I've never seen the archive with 2010 threads

>>94188558
yeah basically those are the ones to give someone to get them hooked, if they aren't already committed
but if they are, they should start from the beginning

What the pfargtl?

>>94162800
My name's MILLIONS, and I'm the son of a CHIPWICH

That one where he invented the name for a meme aside from the shiba inu pics.

I always call sweatshirts "swe-at shirts"

>>94183626
It's a "you had to be there" thing. Sure, you can read all and watch all of it, but it won't be the same.

I can do it I will do it nine times

>>94191302
Not exactly the same, but.. you can still ablorb it.
I joined in during one of the big events, I forget which, so I saw the menu screen change a few times

>I can't feel my parts

>>94164481
Came here to post this

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>rips off mispronouncing words for comedy
>loses to Bob's Burgers in a terribly run competition
>no threads about it that get over 10 replies
Even though I'm stating the obvious, /co/ has shit taste

>>94191957
>Dag says Urethra instead of Eureka.

>>94167522
>the sickness one
>SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEEELP

I like to call my flash drives 'USB dongle goblins"

I always tell people to "drop a train on'em." Criminally underused quote

dog nuts and good jorb are the only two that slipped into my vocabulary

>>94192619
oh man, his comments on how all the tissues have been re-re-re-used and they're all pointy now..
also the color they used for the visualization of those burps is the EXACT color that your emissions taste when you're sick
not to mention Rotten Egglund

>>94192824
if anyone says they don't want a donut I always say 'but do you dough-not want one?'
people seem to not get it

>>94173319
If you had to be alive during a certain time to like something then it was nothing but garbage riding on fads. Also I was born in 97 you dumb fuck.

>>94192966
>that makes you 20
jesus tapdancing christ I'm old

>>94164031
Every laptop I've had since has been named Lappy486

how do you be so short?

>>94192966
>the age of expansion was just a fad

>>94192991
I was just about to call him underage when I realized that too

>>94193257
You memetext at me one time and I'll make you just a fad you dumb shit.

>>94193238
Heck, I'm taller than you.

the system is down

>>94188689
>BAGH! ONLY TWENTY-THREE METRES!

Looks like I've gotta watch Homestar again. Is there a good collection that's put in chronological order, so I don't need to keep consulting a guide?

He just posted this yesterday

https://twitter.com/strongbadactual/status/890243924538904577

>>94162757
now drop a train on 'em

>>94162757
>Here I go
>Here I go again on my own
I don't say this shit out loud, but I say this shit to myself internally all the time when I'm about to do something

>>94195393
The website has everything in pretty good chronological order.

Better start watching now before flash is killed.

>>94197740

related, a more recent one

>Strong Sad, you're motoring! What's your price for flight?

>>94197764
What was that from?

>>94197834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5prB1agTOA

You say tomato, I say tomadamorch

>>94188689
>hog-tied
>pushed down
>into
>some snakewater

>>94163362
"Looks like I'm/we're gonna have to jump!" comes out when I play any game with friends where you have to jump down from something. Battlefield 4 was good for jumping.

>>94195393
>>94183844

>>94196885
The twitter is actually genuinely entertaining
too bad twitter videos dont even work on this computer or i'd check it all the time instead of when someone tells me it updated

>>94198093
It was 'i zader madermorts' but I like your version better. that's the fun thing about slightly poor audio
>I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOUR DOGS!

waughmp waughmp

The system is down
The system is down
The system is down-down-down-down

>>94198149
>Tompkins, how do you be so short?

>>94164945
>I take kids
This is the first time I've ever noticed this, that's fucking hilarious.

>>94203153
>I'm Kissyboots and she plays bass!

A B'GIRL P'RTY??

>>94203865
Taking the vowels out of words doesn't ALWAYS make them cool.

>>94196885
how are they still so good

>>94163816
>So I tells you Strawngbahyd I go online and I finds this girl who's cute like one of those animays and she wants a butt pat and I gives her the butt pat and you know what she saiys to me Strawngbhayd?

>What! What!?

>Thanks.

I'll try and bump this thread real quick-a-like

>>94164945
holy shit it's a restroom!

I never noticed that

>>94165390
Homestar runner had this weird sort of timelessness where they were able to create words and phrases that felt as if they had always existed

>>94206204
oh god, that just added another layer
the chappies are brill i tell you what
>>94206315
not to mention items. like, Coach Z ordering "double hot wings, pants-down" and "a cod plank platter" or homestar handing us a cup of hot jones

>>94164945
why does realistic cardgage on the left there look like doug walker

>I'll take it! I'll take twelve!

>>94206350
>double hot wings, pants-down
Skinless chicken wings slathered in sauce
>a cod plank platter
Battered fried cod served on top of a "plank" of steak fries lined up together
>a cup of hot jones
White mint hot chocolate with whipped cream and red sprinkles on top

>>94187214
My birfday!!!!!!!!!

>>94204244
'm s'rry

>>94206430
looks to me like he has calm eyes, a combover, and a little bumpy nose. doug has bugged-out eyes, prominent brows with no eyebrows, a honker of a nose, and covers his baldness with a hat. if anything it looks more like his brother, if his brother had a goatee and combover

>>94206820
>and covers his baldness with a hat
Not anymore. He's now shaved his head completely. No hiding that.

>>94206726
I learned things today. shit now I really want a cod plank platter.
>>94206762
so it was labor day for your mom, huh

>>94206864
That's just for a review though. actually the hat hides it pretty well except for the weird cauliflower-like bulges on the sides of his head that threaten to swallow his ears
so you still think he had hair before?

>>94206904
He had side hair, like Colin Mochrie. That works with a hat to hide baldness. I mean he's completely bald now. It's all gone. A hat can't hide the fact that you have nothing around your ears.

>>94206956
it was a running gag to imply he never had hair before. i guess you didnt watch that

>>94207013
I haven't watched his stuff in years, so no, I was unaware. I just saw a recent picture of him.

>I work alone. 'Cept when I work with Renaldo... which is all the time!

>>94207064
I still intentionally end -esque words with 'skew'

>>94206884
A Labor Day-bor

You gotta have blue hair.

>>94207863
The rarest and most powerful kind!

HAHAHAHA Pan Pan is fat
HAHAHA he fell on you
HAHAHAHAHA he's a good bear!

>>94208081
I forgot about that. Very well done, and mostly still relevant.

>>94208081
>Bayou Billy? Y'all better have kept the receipt

My boat take-

>>94182038
I still say 'promblem' constantly

>>94187130
Cardgage worked better as a parody of creepy people you see in real life, I feel like he eventually just became Homsar 2.0 and lost the humor.

>>94209133
at least they pointed it out, and had him have a random-off with homsar and lose
that one deleteheads toon, there's a part that randomly chooses homsar or cardgage, and i have never once gotten homsar to appear, even like a dozen viewings

Who's that dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall?