IN THEATERS JULY 28TH

Why Sony.

Imagine how Genndy and Lauren feel knowing their pitches were rejected for this piece of corporate shit.

>>94159894
Gonna rock!

I just want to reiterate. I know some of you will be tempted to go for meme points or to see if it's really that bad, but please don't. Pirate it if you absolutely must see it. Every ticket counts.

>>94160560
They're most likely the better people as they've accepted what was and is and moved on at this point with further knowledge gained. Us sad basement dwellers are getting mad for them.

>>94160691
Do as this anon says. If you want to see it, gomovies or 123movies usually has it up a few days after it first comes out, and Kimcartoon might too.

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Really spoils the spinach.

you know, I think I'd rather watch a movie adaptation of Denver the Last Dinosaur than this

>>94160781
We may be mad, but they're probably sad

Doesn't it have the same plot as Wreck It Ralph???

>>94162394
>Denver the Last Dinosaur
I loved this shit as a kid.

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EMOJI MOVIE
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>this whole thread and everyone who will see this movie

>>94159894
That guy could give the ultimate handjob

>>94160560

At least Genndy got to finish Jack.

>>94162566
Kek'd and check'd.

>>94162566
Not really his sausage fingers wouldn't be able to grab your dick well

>>94161681
I feel ashamed this is one of the few pics I actually jacked it to from the Winslow meme. Then again, I have a fetish for the character stereotype anyway so whatever.

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>>94162727
that's true, in a trailer it's shown that he gets a cramp when trying to bend his head fingers. He wouldn't be able to give a handjob at all due to his lack of flexibility.

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>>94159894
>three days till premier
>still no reviews

How bad is it lads?

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>not a single review yet

>>94163594
>>94163607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_9kVCqvlec

there's this. The guy seems to really hate it

>>94163594
It will be the worst type of bad. Inoffensively average. Not even good, just meh.
Also who gives a shit about the movie, I hope someone uploads the Hotel Transylvania short from Genndy.

>be James Cordon
>have a fat fucking face that looks like a balled-up fist
>get cast in a cartoon as the voice of a balled-up fist

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>>94163672
>that spoiler
DELET THIS

>>94163659
>insulting ELO like that
Is there anything they will stop at?

>>94163801
Nope. Reminder the only way to kill Sony for good is to stop being their good goy when it comes to vidya.

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>>94163594
>Sony Pictures has the animated movie rights to all of the Mario characters and for a Smash Bros movie

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>>94163882

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>>94163882
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2015/04/leaked-sony-e-mails-reveal-intent-to-nab-smash-bros-film-rights/

As a result, some of the leak's smaller revelations have begun coming to light. Among those is a series of messages about an interesting Sony Pictures plan: to acquire the film rights to the Super Smash Bros. game franchise and other Nintendo properties.

Two messages addressed to former Sony Pictures co-chair Amy Pascal—who stepped down shortly after the leak—referenced Nintendo's fan-service fighting series by name. One of those, sent in February 2014, referred to a "full court press" about the series, along with a meeting with producer Avi Arad who had been "planning to meet with his Nintendo guy (who he has been courting for a couple of years) when he goes to Japan." The other, sent directly to Arad by Pascal, was a November link to a story about the then-upcoming Amiibo toy line, which she described as an "interesting bit on Smash Brothers."

This news comes on top of Arad's bold claim in October, in which he told Pascal that he was "the proud father of Mario the animated film." That e-mail was reported shortly after the e-mail leak in December

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hi-5 is T H I C C

If anybody is interested, I'm hoping to be able to go to the film on Friday and record the audio, then share it with the rest of you guys so that y'all don't actually have to visit a theater yourselves.

Any thoughts?

>>94164153
Don't waste your time or your money

>>94164054
Thank God they never actually got it. Yet.
Unrelated, where the fuck is my Kid Icarus anime Nintendo? I loved Uprising because it was a weeb game that felt like top tier /co/. I want more.

any porn of the human crush?

>>94164186
But if I don't do it, then who will?

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I'm willing to bet money that this movie is going to end with a dance party, ESPECIALLY since we see his parents dancing in this music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlTWmljxUC0

>>94164221
Nobody, that's the point

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Shadman better deliver that human girl!

>>94164153
>just the audio
go full camrip or go home

>>94159894
You know what? I'm excited for this movie. It'll be nice to cut all the meaningless bullshit we argue over and have a nice, universally decided shit movie to rant about. I look forward to the threads.

>>94164255
But then how will we be able to complain about the movie properly?

We wouldn't have known just how stupid the Sausage Party orgy was until that one guy taped it.

>>94164260
I haven't got a camera discrete enough to
well, i DO have a point-and-shoot actually
but it's old and I don't think it would be able to capture the whole movie in one go.

>>94164272
Can we even have threads if nobody here actually goes to see it?

I hope to god you motherfuckers don't actually give sony money for this

>>94164299
:3

>>94164239
Yup, I'd still fuck Meh's mom and the Wildstyle rip off.

So is this another of those movies where the review embargo lifts the day right before?

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I hate that there's a few actually cute characters stuck in this shit concept of a film. Akiko Glitter, Addie McAllister, Mary Meh, all stuck in this movie.

>>94164350
Knowing how the rest of the Internet sees the film, I wouldn't be surprised if the embargo doesn't lift until next Tuesday.

please let this bomb
please let whoever decided this over popeye get fucking fired and work flipping burgers

PLEASE

>>94164350
Someone who went to the premiere said that he isn't able to release a review until opening day, so probably.

>>94164239
Holy moly, even by "forced songs to sell the soundtrack for an animated film" standards this is horrendously bad. What are some ones you like /co/? The ones from Wreck it Ralph and Captain Underpants were breddy gud tbqh.

>>94164360
>Add Mcallister
>Add Call
Those sly fucks!

>>94164194
>implying they don't

https://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/sony-nintendo-mario-bros-movie
>Pascal forwarded that email to Tom Rothman, who heads up Sony Pictures subsidiary TriStar Pictures. "Avi closed Mario brothers," she said. "Animated."

>On Oct. 24, Arad sent an email to Sony Pictures Animation President of Production Michelle Raimo Kouyate thanking her for a congratulatory basket she sent him filled with Mario Bros. merchandise. "Thank you Avi!" Kouyate responded. "Let's build a Mario empire!" Kouyate also sent a photo of the basket to Pascal, and said, "I can think of 3-4 movies right out of the gate on this. So huge!"

Really with Sony Animation I think it just depends more on who is directing and writing than with Disney because Sony made Cloudy was a chance of meatballs and that was good

Reminder Activision and Ubisoft quite gladly handed over their IPs for use in this film and probably feel zero regret.

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>>94164323
good taste

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>>94161681
>shad actually thinks using chromatic aberration will distract from his bad art

>>94164239
>force myself to watch till the end
>realize one of THOSE suggested kids videos is literally canon
This is even worse than I ever imagined.

>>94164566
holy shit I didn't even notice that

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>>94159894
>a successful Hollywood producer legitimately thought TJ Miller could EVER actually carry a film on his own

>>94164566
What? Where?

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>>94164936

>>94164153
Please don't. That means giving them your money. If you still have the need to record it, go to a shitty theater, buy a ticket for another movie and sneak into the Emoji Movie showing.

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>>94164936

>>94164982
>both of those are real youtube videos
>they are now a year older
It's weird to think that this movie has been in development for years

So this movie going to be TJ Miller or Patrick Stewart?

>>94165175
It'll be TJ Miller as its own product but what it represents has it achieve Patrick Stewart status.

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>>94161681
>shadman

>>94165251
someone post it

>>94164435
Top one is like a pacman android 18

>People mad about a movie for kids about current trends featuring licensed products

>Don't realize the irony that that sentence literally describes toy story

>>94165379
>toys are now a trend

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>>94162510

>>94160560
Annoyed they wasted pitches at that particular studio. I don't think they took the rejection personally, but I would feel like telling Sony ANY good idea is a waste on one's part. Now the properties belong to them and they can't do shit.

>>94165379
If you're looking for somewhere to shill for Sony, /v/ is probably more your speed.

Reviews out yet?

Will it be a surprise masterpiece?

Is it true if Emoji movies bombs Sony is bankrupt?

>>94160042
they made ghostbusters 2016
there is no hope for them.

>>94165552
Sadly not. People still need to realize the only way to stop Sony for good is to stop buying their vidya. Can't do one without the other, I'm positive PlayStation is the ONLY reason they're still afloat.

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>>94165420
fuck

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>>94165306

96 on Rotten Tomatoes

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Remember, this can't just fail at the box office. The merch needs to fail, too. And unfortunately, Japan fucking LOVES cute emoji plushies.

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>>94165773

>>94164384
is it jacksfilms?

>>94166582
yes