Who is the best fusion, and why is it Smoky Quartz?

>>94123359
Nobody could possibly argue they aren't pandering to tumblr with a character like that.

Also
>fat rocks
Gross.

the joke is that's objectively the worst one

the truly best fusion is Sardonyx

>>94123359
>Fat
>cool
>"""""funny"""""""
absolute cringe , if you enjoy this """character""" you are tubmlr.

>>94123370
Okay smart guy, what color do YOU get when you mix purple and beige?

>>94123371
She's probably my second favourite.

Is it also weird to think Rainbow Quartz was odd too?

>>94123393
This.
If only that thing were genuinely funny. But they couldn't even do this simple job.

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This is Garnet.

>>94123371
The best fusion is actually The Emperor

>>94123371
/Thread

>>94123523
>garnet
>good after S3
lol , her character is kill

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>>94123359
But that is not Rhodonite

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>>94123393
What is this "Tubmlr" you speak of?

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did someone say Best Fusion?

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>>94123717

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>>94123757
Yes?

>>94123757
Shut up veku, you know you're just going to posture, say you're all that, intimidate the bad guy, and then split up.

>>94123724
You put a bunch of rocks or gems in it, it starts tumblng around and all the stronger rocks start crushing all the weaker rocks into dust leaving only the strongest rocks with smoothed edges.

>>94123359
Why does very fusion of Steven's looks overwhelmingly female? Should he look androgynous, especially with Connie?

He doesn't bring ANY masculinity to his fusions

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>>94123757
>not perfection itself

>>94123901
>Steven
>Masculine
lol , great joke
I would be embarrased if my son is like him

>>94123781
Are they real or what?

Smokey Quartz looks like a hobo

>>94123901
>Implying that Stevonnie and SQ don't have thick seven-inchers
>Implying that Rainbow Quartz 2.0 isn't going to nail Mistery Girl to the bed

>>94123933
You'd have to get laid to have a son, anon.

>>94123901
It's almost like the literally mentally disabled, hyperemotional, crying man child raised by women with a deadbeat father figure has no masculinity

And without that he hasn't aged since he was five. Huh odd

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>>94123359
I still have a hope that a Jasper x Pearl fusion would be the best of them all. A smug muh honor martial artist, Jasper's brute force and power punches and stamina combined with Pearl's grace and agility, multiplied by their mutual penchant for showing off, being smugly condescending, loving the glory of battle, experiencing sweet victories.

The potential is all there, if the crew has the sense to make it happen

>>94123965
>says the guy in a thread discussing gay space rocks on a cartoon board

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>>94124021
I liked this take on it

>>94124022
Yes.
You're in here with me, so what does that say?

>>94123371
That's funny.
Everybody knows that the best fusion is THE GAME.

>>94123400
You mean purple and rose? A slightly lighter purple

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All fusions are shit.

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>there are people who hate the wario/kirby fusion