What will your rule free wish be /co/?

to destroy the rules

I wish for all Candlejack posts on /co/ in the future to be le-

A million rule free wishes.

Christmas every day. I don't give a fuck what all those specials told me.

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>>94104404
I wish from this point on, every wish I make is also a rule free wish.

That everyone in the world were real life furries

>>94104404
Immortality. I'll let science to the rest.

>>94104507
Any other answer is wrong.
No wait, make that AN INFINITE amount of rule free wishes.

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Foursome with Mandie, Vicky, and milf Chloe.

>>94104496
oh please, no one thinks Candlejack is funny an-

>>94104404
I mean the obvious choice is wishing for more wishes

but assuming not even the muffin can break that rule, although it clearly could you just needed to eat it slowly.

I would wish for an unlimited, untraceable, unquestionable universally accepted bank account with a bottomless store of money

Other possible wishes include immortality and time travel powers, although if I actually wished for them I would describe what I wanted in much greater detail

A rule free wish granting muffin that regenerates itself with every bite.

>>94104560
An infinite + 1 ammount of rule free wishes

I wish the muffin tasted better

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

>>94104708
I'm pretty sure multiple people make plushies that can help you with that

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I wish the pixies ruled Fairy world

>>94104404
A shape shifting penis that is fully under my control. Imagine, the perfect penis. Every time.

I wish I was dead.

>>94104450
>>94104560
>>94104540

Patrician tier:
>Infinite rule-free wishes.

3D Chess tier:
>Immortality

4D Chess tier:
>Mortality with the afterlife being real.

5D Chess tier:
>Mortality with Mormonism as the One True Religion

7D Chess tier:
>Immortality with Gnosticism being the one true religion.

>>94104745
Pretty sure he wants the real deal.

So like, how much of a bite do I need to take before i get my wish? Can i just nibble on it?

>>94104679
Thats a terrible wish because youll be tempted to eat it all sooner thus less wishes

>>94104404
to become a god
then I make heaven for everyone.
or I stop existing, either is fine by me

i wish the McRib was back

"I wish I could grant my own wishes."

>>94104890
why limit it to just your penis? Why not your whole body?

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>>94104404
Why, to become all wishes of course!

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>>94104404
Rule free? Well, if we're really going to do that.

Immortality and forever at the age of 22 also I don't require any of necessities humans need in order to live, though I can still indulge in them if I want to, I can't be harmed, and also I want Black Sperm's ability "One Punch Man" to where I'm practically an ever growing hive mind that can live vicariously through his cell stock. That goes with eating protein in order to create more cell stock. If I want to become more powerful, I'll just combine all of my cell stock and continue on from there. Gives me a lot to work with.

>>94104708
I'd wish I was immediately transferred to a universe where Barney and its retarded fans didn't exist.

The warp is real and can spill into our world

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>>94106054
This. I want everyone to know papa Nurgle's love and glory.

>>94104404
to never get my heart broken again

>>94104404
For a friend.

>>94104404
Unlimited wishes

>>94106298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

>>94104404
Shapeshifting is literally the perfect wish, and anyone who doesn't wish for it is an idiot.

>>94106216
my man

>>94106395
Shapeshifting is cool and all, but it's not the end of all superpowers, you could always wish for omnipotence.

>>94104404
the ability to grant my own rules free wishes

>>94104987
What about 7D snakes and ladders?

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Aside from the common wishes that everyone else would do:

* Create a post-scarcity world, so there is no need for money and power to corrupt others
* The complete destruction of 4chan, /pol/ in particular
* Humanity gets a boost of intelligence that can allow them to expand to the stars, cure all diseases, etc.
* World peace

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>>94106637
>The complete destruction of 4chan, /pol/ in particular

>>94106471
omnipotence is boring, like where's the fun in life if you can just snap your fingers and make things happen without any challenge

>>94104901
But anon, in this case the rule free muffin was inside you all along!

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>>94106637
This list is the gayest thing since gay came to gaytown.

>>94107015
But with omnipotence you can create a scenario that has challenge, only with the backup that should you fail you can start over.

You could literally turn yourself into a supervillain, populate the Earth with superheroes, and spend years fighting comic book style in a story you create yourself. You could create a FTL spaceship and travel the cosmos in search of life, you could even just keep everything the way it is and let loose as a normal dude doing whatever you were scared of doing before like robbing a bank or trying to be a movie star or asking out the head cheerleader from high school, with the option to just time reset if it doesn't work out.

>>94106054
What do you mean?

>>94107178
so a video game?

>>94104404
I want to have purple man's powers without the downsides.