Why are the DCEU and MCU so fucking gay?

>>94104217
Because comics are gay

Muscular men in tights hanging out with other muscular men in tights with few women around

>>94104217
Why are you insecure and clearly overweight?

>>94104217
The real question is who would win in a fight?

Nothing gay about admiring some sweaty, muscled, handsome men from time to time.

>>94104279
My dick.

>>94104217
What's gay about this?

>>94104217
can't wait for the obligatory topless scene in the Captain Marvel movie

>>94105107
eeeew, boobies!

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>>94104217
Why aren't you?

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>>94104217
But the appeal of these movies is in the beautiful men, anon-kun

>>94104217
since when is being in shape gay?

>>94104217
DC can't be gay it's too masculine and alpha

>>94106011
And yet both Flashes are fucking twinks

Dunno but it makes me wanna hit the gym so I can be like them

>>94104217
OP, you might be the gay one

>>94105959
You're joking.
Since the Colossus of Rhodes.

>>94106068
That's not true. Ezra is a twunk now after bulking up. Huge difference.

>>94104217
Don't you mean misogynistic? Look at that male power fantasy.

>>94105949
I don't care what people say: Johnny Strom! Chris Evans was peak Chris in terms of looks.

>>94106068
>Even DC's twinks are chads compared to Marvels.

>>94107248
>Ezra is a twunk now.
And the search for the most virginile /co/ hetero that "is only into traps, I swear" Anon finally draws to a close.

>>94107292
>chads
>implying

DCucks and their fucking delusions are laugh-worthy.

>>94107780
Shut up Tom.

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>>94104217
>all these men either date or marry solid 4/10s

WHY? They have the body, the money, the charisma...they should be smashing hot bitches every night

>>94107850
Maybe they are actually gay and just need a beard.

>>94104217
Even here Supes just BTFOs the competition.

Why do men put in this much effort for juvenile productions? It's like the staple of acting for these comic movies is how much weights these guys pressed in the gym to tone their muscles.

>>94107850

Henry was smashing a 19 year old model wasn't he?

>>94107850

Hot women tend to be really shallow. They don't want to be with someone who is shallow and only cares about looks.

>>94107971
There are many other benefits for being ripped you know.

>>94104217
3>4>2>1

>>94104217
If we want our cheesecake, we've got to give the ladies beefcake to drool over. It's equality.

>>94104306

Man, just imagine them all fighting. And they start getting sweaty and stuff. So they take off their clothes. But now they're all sweaty and naked so they keep slipping as they try to grapple each other.

Madness.

>>94108051
The blatant use of steroids negates any supposed benefits.

>>94107850
Probably precisely because they can have anyone they want. A 4/10 becomes a lot more appealing if she shares your kinks, Anon.

>>94104217
>tfw I don't have to worry about being called gay
lol

>>94107850
Well I mean Chris Evans was dating Minka Kelly on and off for years and he got herpes so.....

Also Jenny Slate is a qt how dare you. (I mean granted they broke up but whatever.)

>>94108089
>Likes old men

>>94107306
Hey that's not fair. I'm a faggot and I'm into more than traps.

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>>94108266
You're gay

>>94104217
>Muscular men=gay
You are very,very insecure mah boi.

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>>94108266
Good feeling my fellow faggot.

>>94108385
But I'm a femanon

>>94104217
> Not being gay

Why even watch movies?

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>>94104217
Have you SEEN comic books before?
It's all burly men grappling in skintight outfits.
Still, no gayer than wrestling.

>>94105930
Why does he do this so much?

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>>94108470
Wouldn't you be touching your pecs constantly if they were that perfect?

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>>94108181
Go on...

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>>94104217

Not only in movies

>>94107850
After having so much sex you eventually get tired of it and start to pay attention to personality.