How can Marvel make Stiltman edgy

>>94099522
>From one professional to another, ...from this height, the fall wouldn't kill me.
>I'm counting on it.
it'll be even dumber than the first time

Napoleon complex?

>>94099902
Napoleon was 1.7 meters, the average at the time. You fell for the English propaganda

>>94099522
He uses his jackhammer-stilts to curbstomp crippled minorities

>>94100665
>Napoleon was of average height
>The French Revolution killed less people than the Glorious Revolution
>The Spanish Inquisition was staffed by highly professional and educated laywers who believed that witchcraft was not real

Know the Anglo by his lies.

He builds a prosthetic penis using his stilt technology and rapes people across great distances.

>>94099522
Stiltman pisses on people's heads at every possible opportunity and/or is written by Garth Ennis.

What if a Daredevil episode just cold-opened on a villain funeral but the casket was outrageously long

>>94099522
they'll have him nrape someone. it works with Dr Light.

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>>94103411
>mfw
That would be amazing

>>94099522
Make his stilts able to cut people in half

>>94104938
how would that even work

>>94105292
have tiny whirling horizontal blades in between each section of the stilt that he could control at will

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Make him a master of capoeira.

>>94099522

Let Tom King write him.

>>94100665
He also specifically chose really tall bodyguards, which made him look short in comparison.

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>>94103411
Fucking hell anon

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>>94103411
They pretty much did that in the Punisher.

For the wake, they had to put maybe they tables together for the body.

>>94106998
Three tables, I meant.

>>94106998
Punisher War Journal had elements of Superior Foes before Superior Foes. It's a shame it's so underrated.

make him a circus freak with no legs who steals the stilts technology (that's what he canonically did anyway, he didn't invent those stilts himself) and starts murdering people in some way involving the stilts