Danger and Eggs thread. Post some danger and some eggs.

>no one is interested

Can't say i'm too surprised at all considering the type of shit that happens in the show. I thought it was cute though.

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>>94080684
Are those egg whites?

>>94080684
source?

>>94081905
The first episode is free.. at least.

>>94080684
If anyone wants, they're on KimCartoon

https://kimcartoon.me/Cartoon/Danger-Eggs

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>>94082810
Also here:

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/2zi27rz7l0x0l/D%26E

>>94081811
Its semen

>>94082810
>>94082971
Yessss! Thanks guys. As a reward for your chivalrous actions i will post the full picture in the OP. As soon as I finish it.

>>94080684
>>94081497
So, uh, what is this show? What's the premise?

>>94084778
It's about a cartoon made by a transgender female that wants to promote "equality" by blatantly stating its gender orientation which defeats the notion of equality
Seriously, it's about the porn

>>94084778
Adventure Time but a little bit more grounded in reality and based in a park. No it's not like Regular Show. DD Danger is a hyperactive little girl and Philip is a safety prone egg and they're best friends. It has some lgbt things in it. It's on Amazon Prime.

That's it.

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>>94084778
Danger & Eggs.
A wannabe daredevil girl (D.D. Danger) and a talking egg (Phillip), get up to random shit in a park.
It's mostly just silly nonsense, but it features a final episode that takes place at a Pride festival and a 'non-binary' character in one episode, so that's all anyone ever seems to want to focus on.

http://imgur.com/a/cj3rQ

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>>94087079
Well there it is

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>>94087079
Always use protection.

>>94080684
Seems pretty cool
DD is cute

>>94087079
Please keep posting

>>94080684
>Another shitty CalArts "two jackass do non-nonsensical things with a crazy world" show with a heavy dash of tumblr thrown in
And yet you wonder why no one wants to talk about it

>>94090193
Ok
http://imgur.com/a/Z0zrI

Niko was the better show

I wanna fuck Phillip without using protection

As someone who's seen the entire series, I will say the last episode is the worst episode, but not for the reason you'd think.

Even though it's a 22-minute episode, the pacing still feels rushed. I get the themes they were going for, but the pacing is too fast for stuff to really feel weight. also, this is for the series in general, but you can really tell whenever they had to animate a scene in-house with tweened animation, it's really jarring.

Those are my only complaints, though, I think it's a decent series all around.

>>94080684
That show is one of the worst "white genocide is the future" show I've read that wasn't a parody. Like, at first it feels coincidental but episodes after episodes it just piles up for no real reason.

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>>94093397
What the absolute shit are you talking about? Quit looking for things that aren't there.
It's like they need to make an episode about that too so your candyass can learn all about it.

>>94091119
You had to stretch for that CalArts there when the rounded animation wasn't the same, huh.

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Cartoon, was ok, but that LGBT stuff at that last episode was strong as fuck, even if i hate fags, i am getting used to that kind of shit, not only cartoon, even fucking movies and games have gays and diversity everywere, probably some people will hate the series just because of that, but i have to admit that it was pretty decent politics aside.

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>>94080684
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>>94084778
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>>94094309
Threadly reminder that this show panders harder to tumblr than Steven Universe and nuPPG combined.

>>94085014
I like how you "forgot" to mention that the egg goes full made up pronouns nonsense. 8/10 shillwork.

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>>94094502
Yes, and?

>>94091368
Fixed.

http://imgur.com/a/gVMqW

>>94094568
Where is Philip? Why isn't she practicing safe sex? He was the star of the picture. Fucking 0/10

>>94093817
>Quit looking for things that aren't there.
my fucking sides.

>>94094560
>blatant agenda pushing is ok when tumblr does it
Shill pls.

>>94094599
Too distracting for fapping, humans only make porn much better.

Also theres no girls here, only guys.

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>>94094609
Oh man. You've really opened my eyes. Thanks anon.

>>94094623
Eggs can be sexy too..

>>94094502
>>94094609
Don't worry anon, i hate this diversity trash too, but common, crique the toon for what it is, not for what it promotes. Also is not even popular, nobody knows about this shit.

>>94094623
>Also theres no girls here, only guys.

Boy DD still needs the condoms, what if he catches AIDS?

>>94094794
They're clean, and besides it's a cartoon.

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>>94094869
>They're just cartoons. What could happen?

>>94094912
May I remind you what happens in cartoons.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jm0oz

>>94094769
>critique
Sure.
If it wasn't for the character design I'd think I was looking at a particularly bad episode of nuPPG, complete with the fucked up colors.
And fuck you, if a cartoon tries to push made up pronouns bullshit and similar agendapushing then I'm damn well going to shit on it for that.

>popular
It's on Amazon, and thank fuck for that. Being there means not many people will even have legal accesss to it.

inb4
>free account
That's not what I meant and you know it.

>>94094948
>"them" is a made up pronoun
Gee you really showed them, anon

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>>94094948
Please anon. Inform us of how this dirty agendapushing cartoon is corrupting our children to be those queero-sexuals I keep hearing about. Surely people like you are the voice that saves this generation.

Get fucking real. See, you don't have a choice because people are going to continue to make more Steven Universes and Danger & Eggs and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

I do genuinely hate some sjws and what they stand for but then again I hate people like you too.

>>94095044
"them" is plural. When you use it to address one person you've gone full Made Up Nonsense agendapushing.

>>94095080
>keeps harking on about agendas
>"made up nonesense"

The ironing is strong with this one

>>94095080
Language is fluid and ever evolving, bro
Just look at how 4chan has butchered "cuckold"
You don't have to like it, but language evolves. Always has and always will

>>94095074
Read >>94094502 for agendapushing/tumblr pandering info.

If a show doesn't want to disclose inconvenient facts then I will do it for them whenever I see a thread.

inb4
hurr durr so mad xD and similar strawmen

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How the fuck did they got away with this shit?

>>94095206
They successfully pushed their agenda into DD's lungs and now she's dying.

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>>94095187
That's cool anon. My friends think its a cute show, I think its a cute show and about 10% of you think it's a cute show so that's good enough for me to like it. Sorry to see you triggered so easily over a website you don't even use.

>>94094502
>breaks social norms while teaching life lessons
>meant to appeal to ages 7 and up
>represents an agendered child that's referred to as "them"
>designs plus-size women with features hardly taken into consideration and no remarks about their weight
Everything about this show sounds poisonous, and I can't imagine parents paying to let their child watch it.

>>94094560
Lillie and Chicken-chan are cute, this however is trash.

>>94096002
>teaching life lessons
This show doesn't do that. The idea that everything is a safe space and that nobody is really bad is how you end up beaten to death in a parking lot at night after willingly giving you card number, phone and jewelry to "people in need".

Philip is top tier pure husbando material.
I want to hold his hand while wearing disposable latex gloves.

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>>94094568

That first episode is surprisingly dark, with the crippled dad jokes, the long-lost mentally retarded man-child and that freaking fucking rat king snake monster.

>>94092822
>fast paced
i disagree. the whole show was a fucking slog to get through. each episode felt like a fucking hour and the pandering nonsense didn't help at all

>>94098308
no it's not. you're a fucking pussy

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The Gospel of Jesus Christ is that he died for the sins of his people and rose again 3 days later. 40 days later he ascended into Heaven and will return again to judge the world and restore the creation. The time to repent and submit to the will of God and to believe that Jesus is the Messiah is now.

>>94094502
It's really not that bad, it only gets distracting in a few episodes. Worst thing in that list is that the creator is a tranny. Funny how all this progressive horseshit from the last half-decade has made me hate them way more than I ever would have normally.

>>94098511
>i disagree. the whole show was a fucking slog to get through. each episode felt like a fucking hour and the pandering nonsense didn't help at all

Bro, you're retarded. Stop posting.

>>94098665
>finding a show to be slow paced makes you retarded
okay then

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>>94098642
the thing i hate the most is how in your face they have to be about it. like "hey! i'm a tranny! i made this show AS A TRANNY!" i'm sure there are other trannies that have made or worked on shows/books/movies whatever but didn't mention it because it's not important. when you're creating something, your sexuality or gender identity does not matter in the least.

also anyone who doesn't think this show is an agenda pushing piece of shit is blind.

Not gonna lie, this show doesn't seem interesting whatsoever, I give it a 2/5. SO SAYS THE GAY BLACK MAN

>>94095206
Loss?

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>>94094568
>http://imgur.com/a/gVMqW

>>94087539

How about download links of the whole season of The New Adventures of Nanoboy for Amazon Prime UK?

Will you guys stop your bitching and post porn? Goddamn.

>>94094560
Arceus hates fags. Stop pretending like Hau x Lillie isn't canon.

>>94085084
>a 'non-binary' character in one episode
w-which one

We can see you're not a new anon, so you can stop pretending you're not just bumping the thread for shilling purposes.

I'll push my agenda through your butthole id you catch my hidden lgbt meaning

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>>94102633
What else do you want from us, faggot? There's like, 3 of us that actually like the show so were going to defend it. All you fuckers have been whining about so far is the "pandering" to the tumblr crowd it has and thats it. We get it, you dont like the progressive movement tumblr has. Big fucking whoop.

>>94102530
just watching it, episode 5

>black kid named milo
>is leaving
>dd "don't leave"
>egg "they are"

although it's just one guy

>>94095206
Which episode?

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>>94102997
>/co/ laughs at SJWs crying about being triggered
>/co/ screeches like autists when they see SJW shit

QUEER
KIDS
STUFF
https://twitter.com/shadipetosky/status/882117029611933697

>>94103325
>emotionally attached to a hen
You dont understand anon. The giant chicken represents the overall strengths of feminism and is a sign of peace because women do no bad and that fat woman are also considered beautiful on the outside and if you disagree then you are a supposed Nazi pig who deserves to die even though I'm all for equality one way or another. This is obvious agendapushing and I will not stand for this!

>>94103226
Keep on cryin' /co/mblr.

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>>94103146
Episode 12.

>>94099541
Hey if girls do it with other girls all the time why can't guys do the same?
>>94103325
Meanwhile, in Japan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwgEFvn0pfI

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>>94103643

>/co/ getting this triggered

Every time.

>>94094502
>celebrates feminism
stopped reading there

>>94105051
Pretty much from both sides at this point. It's getting really tiring. Actually, its getting to that point where if /co/ hates ot then I'll check it out. So far Steven Universe has been a blast. Cant wait for space captain Lars. And yes, Danger and Eggs is, in fact, cute.