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You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

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You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
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FUCK
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Oh fuck off
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>good rock special
>good hey Arnold special
>ducktales 2017 doesn't look like shit
>pokemon 20th anniversary movie looks great
>good invader zim movie
>and now iron giant

shit 2017 is looking up man
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>>94076362
>>94076385
>>94076435
>>94076437
It's Ready Player One, not an Iron Giant movie.
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>>94076362
No way...
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>>94076472
That's the Iron Giant. There's no way it isn't. It's blatant as hell.
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>>94076493
>not /co/ related
It is when a pretty prominent character in cartoons is featured as a main point of interest in the trailer, cunt.
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>>94076506
The DeLorean from back to the future is also in it. With the time travel upgrades and everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiK2fhOY0nE
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>>94076506
It's an Iron Giant reference in Ready Player One because it's a book/movie about referencing nerd culture.
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>>94076362
The movie is a pop-culture smorgasbord.
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Ready Player One is gonna be the official "I'm so nerdy, see? I get this reference" movie
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>>94076526
>live-action movie based on a book is /co/ reletad because it features cameos from cartoons
It's not, /tv/ crosscancer.
Last thread got deleted, the rules are clear.
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>>94076564
It's also a huge ad tie-in. Google, Sony, Facebook are all competing over making the best cheapest wireless VR headset.
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>>94076649
It's not getting deleted.

You can cry and whine all you want, it's not happening.
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>>94076362
HE'S SMALL
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>>94076546
Isn't that the point of the book, escaping reality through pop culture and fiction seeing how the world went to shit?
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>>94076506
of course it fucking is you daft fuck, that's the fucking point
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>>94076493
>movie featuring spiderman, superman, batman, iron giant
>not /co/ related

what did he mean by this?
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>>94076829
That the movie isn't based off a comic or cartoon. It's based off of a shitty novel.
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>>94076527
It looks like it's going to be shit, but people will love it for all the references.
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>>94076506
>That's the Iron Giant. There's no way it isn't. It's blatant as hell.
>>94076532
>It's an Iron Giant reference in Ready Player One because it's a book/movie about referencing nerd culture.

It seems they are going to reference mostly WB owned IPs or at least American media which makes sense, Iron Giant seems to be a substitute of Ultraman from the books
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Is that... Harley and Deathstroke?
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>>94077020
Does WB own Akira? Because the bikes in the trailer were the bikes from Akira.
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>>94076649

The Iron Giant is apparently a main character in the film, though, anon. At that point, if we count MCU movies as /co/, this should count too.
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>>94077020
iron giant was in the book, it's just one book, not 'books'

and it was confirmed that non WB stuff will be in, Spielberg only said that he's gonna avoid adding his own stuff to the film
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>>94076527
if they adapt the best parts of the book it has a chance of being good.
I trust Spielberg-sama
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>>94077026
>comment on youtube saying it's harley and deadpool
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>>94077042

Pretty sure they bought licensing rights to do an AKIRA movie. They probably were able to use those rights for this movie as well.

>>94077026


Yes.
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>>94077026

AYO.
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>>94077026
yes, but that scene takes place at a masked ball and a party
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>>94077056
>not 'books'
Unless you count Andy Weir's Ready Player One fanfic which got canonized.
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>>94077079
I mean, why couldn't it be? If it's all just avatars in games and shit.
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>>94076362
This is going to be another example of Hollywood learning all the wrong lessons from The Lego Movie, isnt it?
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Alright /co/, place your bets.

What are some other references we'll end up seeing?
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>>94076437
>GOOD
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>>94076527
Freddy went out like a bitch
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So is the racing part suppose to be like Trackmania?
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>>94076681
>not understanding perspective.
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>>94076527
>>dat World of Pure Imagination
Nice touch
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>>94077170
Blade Runner, WarGames, D&D, E.T.
Prolly a lot more, my nigga.
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>>94076829

I swear to god The Iron Giant better get to meet Superman.
Ideally ending with a stylized S being l welded to his chest with heat vision.
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>>94077127
The movie is made by Warner
Warner owns DC which owns Deathstroke, not Deadpool
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>>94076681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4XFUc6175k
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I could not get through this book. I stopped reading due to all the constant references and "muh 80's"

>I ate my pizza like Pac Man eats pellets in the hit videogame "Pac-Man"
>I felt lost. A lot like Super Marios Bros.: The Lost Levels

It was just nonstop namedropping and referencing.
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>>94077127

Marvel would never, ever license any of their characters to Warner Bros.
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>>94077329
except the final battle takes place with Wade fighting in a Leopardon robot, also tons of Star Wars shit including X-wings and lightsabers are integral to the story of RP1, no way that Disney shit isn't in the film

fuck man dat final battle, mechagodzilla and a bunch of evas against leopardon, people like to shit on RP1 but holy fuck does it have it's moments
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>>94077442
They're probably use something else like Gundam
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>>94077026
Looks more like Snake Eyes to me.
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>>94077480
>Gundam
one of the jap kids is in a gundam in that battle, I just don't see them skipping out on leopardon
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>>94077442
I think they tend to shit it on a lot (this coming from someone who read the book) because of all the name drops and "obscure" nerd facts. Still I trust Spielberg seeing how something like this is his thing.
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>>94077329

It's not up to Marvel, it's up to Disney.
And I don't think you understand just hoe much pull Spielberg has with pretty much everyone.
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>we've gotten to the point where we're so over encumbered with reboots of nostalgia franchises, that we're making franchises out of the IDEA of nostalgia reboots

You know what? no, fuck no, fuck this, I don't even give a shit if it's any good, it's too much. This is disgusting.

Fuck off and go make some fucking original stories, go enjoy shit that artists right now are trying to push out the best they can in a system that rewards mediocrity and pandering to nostalgics.

This is a fucking shitty idea made for shitty people and it needs to fucking stop.
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>>94077442

The Spielberg shit is also a big thing in RP1 and none of that is going to be in the film either. There's so much pop culture to draw from that you can do it without Disney-owned properties.
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>>94076362
>Ready Player One
Shit book. Will be a shit movie.

Only exists for ad dollars and memes.
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>>94077502
if anyone can elevate the material it's fucking steven spielberg, his last few films were imo fucking garbage and he has a chance to redeem himself with this, for him this could be a sort of back to roots film and hopefully return to top form

trailer looks good, but I think the film won't be a major success the studio is thinks it will be, but it could be a good film

>>94077552
it think they already confirmed star wars stuff will be in, if that's in, I don't see why marvel stuff couldn't be in also
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>>94077289
I would die beyond happy if my childhood dream came true.
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>this movie could straight up be a new live-action Roger Rabbit type deal with assorted liscenses


FFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>94077541
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>>94077599
that's the best case scenario, and that's why it's /co/-related as fuck
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>>94077541

It's based on a book that's a giant metaphor for how people immerse themselves in pop culture to avoid addressing the real world around them. It's literally the point you unbearable faggot.
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>>94077617
this

the last sentence of the fucking book is the main character rejecting the oasis and literally the author telling the reader to go outside and stop jerking over pop culture
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>>94076362
Fuck, I just realized.
This is pretty much a live-action Daicon III and IV.
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>>94077617
And it's an awful book. By any reasonable standard of literary merit, it's shit on paper.

>a giant metaphor
Meaning an impact hammer the author beats you with from page one to the end.

The main character ends up fighting Matthew Broderick in that holographic game from Wargames at one point. No I'm not kidding.
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>>94077636
The irony being the book itself became pop culture.
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>>94076527
So, if this is just about a guy having fun in VR, what's the point? I mean, what's at stake, where does drama come from?
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>>94077611
Kind of ironic, since Pegg is in this movie.
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>>94077617
I dont give a shit, it's a story that's still lazily using all these fucking nostalgic ticks when they could've fucking done something original, this is taking up production time in a big ass studio when multiple other smaller projects that are original could be getting made.

The point isnt wether its good or not, the idea in and of itself of just fucking masturbating over all this pop culture shit, and dont pretend that isnt exactly what they're doing, is explicitly harmful to actual original ideas.

Anime has a hard time making new shit because the audience are a bunch of pandered to nostalgics that want the same overtly self referential shit, hollywood movies have been "subverting" cliches for so long that subversion is cliche, and now we've reached the point where literal fucking fanfiction is wasting everyone's resources by being brought to life like this.

Fuck you.
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>>94077020
>It seems they are going to reference mostly WB owned IPs
To me, this is part of what kills the "It's a world of imagination!" concepts. The world of imagination just happens to be limited to 90% Warner Brothers properties.

I know it can't be helped because studios don't like to swim in the same pool together, but it's why I appreciate it much more when stuff like Roger Rabbit try to set those quarrels aside to make the world actually feel seamless.
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>>94077679
Pegg is in fucking Star Trek and other bunch of pop culture stuff
Go figure the guy
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>>94077668
who needs drama when you have REFERENCES
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>>94077645
>yfw they play ELO during the climax
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>>94077655
it's no masterpiece but it's ok, it's not shit, god knows there are a ton of shit books and ready player one isn't one of them, it's fine and it has it's moments

>The main character ends up fighting Matthew Broderick in that holographic game from Wargames at one point

that doesn't happen, he becomes Matthew Broderick and has to do stuff that happened in Wargames, but that's just one of the tasks the MC has to do in the book to get one of the 3 keys
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>>94077679

He's a real funny guy.
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>>94077668
IOI the company and the main bad guys know who the kid is in real life and the want to kill him, also the world is fucked, also the kid is poor
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>>94077668
NOT!Steve Jobs dies and leaves his fortune for whomever can find the Grand Line in the massively multiplayer online life simulator he helped to create.

Gigantic megacorporations with billions of dollars and access to military technology and weaponry decide to play a child's video game to find the source of Lil' Steve's haul.

Generic Main Character has an advantage over his sperg pals because he's from the hood and plays in a truck behind his shit apartment.

Literally every single key NotSteve left was hidden in an 80's reference.

Matthew Broderick wargames scene.

Megacorps blow up MC's home, start offing players online who won't help them find the One Piece.

tl;dr

Megacorps go to jail (how?) and MC gets the girl, the end.

It is a SHIT book.
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>>94077759
he's got bills to pay
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>main bad guy is named Nolan

what did he mean by this?
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>>94076362
Brad Bird would be spinning in his grave :(
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>>94077541
>He thinks creativity isn't a tired concept
>He thinks it's safe to have original ideas
>He thinks original ideas don't make flops
Honestly you should've realized it was dead the second Nerd Culture became hip
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>>94077821
>Iron giant appearing in a film directed by Steven Spielberg

Spielberg shits all over Bird though
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>>94076362
What is this from
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>>94077063
>I trust spielberg-sama
The BFG.
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>>94077742
TWILIGHT
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>>94077793
>Megacorps go to jail (how?)

Only the boss, IIRC.

Also, the MC and main heroine(in the book at least) are chubby teenagers, and the MC's life-long best friend turns out to be a black lesbian.

I doubt they'll adapt it, but he also mentions at some point the /r9k/ dream,
of getting a full VR suit and living/fucking with his waifu.
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>yfw AND THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH happens in the film
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>>94077917
>Only the boss, IIRC.
That's even worse.
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>>94076362

Is this the closest thing to Family Guy the movie?
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>>94077962
but the mc had proof of him killing several people, why wouldn't he go to jail?
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>>94077978
Because he's a massively wealthy corporate goon with effectively unlimited funds and resources.

Having the government, which up til that point had made no appearance in the book or at least not one I can recall, show up and "take him away" is fucking dumb.
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>>94077947
was kind expecting to hear this in the trailer, but I guess they're saving it for the final film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh2UO7aGhe4
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>>94077978
similar shit has happened in real life and at worst they have to pay a huge fine and maybe a half hearted apology to the family. there is no way they will go to jail.
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>>94077442
>this is as close as we're getting to live action Eva
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>>94077909
I GAVE YOU TIME
TO STEAL MY MIND
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>>94077593
They would shit all over it in someway, anon.

It's Warner Bros.
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>>94076527
Do you remember [pop culture references]?
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>>94076362
>You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
they do think the people who go to movies are idiots, yes
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>>94078007
>It's dumb to have a character get arested by the authorities when there's proof that links them to a crime.
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>>94078007
things change in the end friendo, status quo gets shook, ioi is fuck since wade becomes the owner of the oasis and pretty much the entire world saw what sorrento did via the broadcasts

>>94078032
nigga if nixon went to jail, and trump goes to jail, anyone can go to fucking jail
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>>94078072

.....nixon didn't go to jail
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>>94078007
>>94078032
At the end of the book, the MC got an unlimited+1 fortune, and basically said "if he tries to get away with money, we'll use MORE money to get him to jail".

The book has many problems, but the deal with the boss ain't one of them.
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>>94078065
>It's dumb to have a massively wealthy, powerful character who basically owns post-apocalyptic Earth arrested by "the cops" at the end of the story.

I bet you read DC.
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>>94077442

THOSE ARE THINGS I RECOGNIZE!!!
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>>94078133
oh fuck off
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Ready Player One is going to be a very important film.

This movie is the essential litmus test of bad taste. If anyone, ANYONE says that they enjoy it for any reason whatsoever, you will know that the person has irredeemable taste, and can be safely ignored.
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>>94076493
Get some friends, dude.
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>>94078143
>a film directed by Steven Spielberg
>'litmus test of bad taste'

jesus fuck I forgot how many dumb piece of shit post on 4chan
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>>94078141

That's literally how that dude (You, I'm assuming) came off in that post. I'm all for seeing dorky shit come to life in a billion-dollar CGI spectacle, but c'mon.

This movie is just "Teehee. I know what the Iron Giant is" for two and a half hours. I need more than references to dig a flick.
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>>94078176
>Directed by Spielberg gives it a free pass
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

ANON

ANON PLEASE

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>94078176

Spielberg getting roped into this kills me. It also makes sense since he's the dude of the 80s

well maybe his "one for me" will be great
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>>94076362
God this book was utter shit.

What was the fucking appeal?
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>Pop Culture References: The Movie

This movie is everything wrong with nerd culture.
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>>94078176

Everyone sure did love that Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. 1942 was a big hit too. Can't forget his magnum opus, the BFG, either. And his fantastic remake of War of the Worlds, while we're at it.
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>>94076362
I'm already looking forward to not wanting to go to work and listening to everyone talk about this crap.
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>>94078109
>if he tries to get away with money, we'll use MORE money to get him to jail

But that's fucking stupid. How is that not one of the book's problems?
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>>94078176
>he's so fucking stupid he thinks this movie can be saved
jesus fuck I forgot how many dumb piece of shit post on 4chan
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>>94078210
the movie isn't even out yet you fucking cunt, and the stuff that's shown in the trailer looks anything but bad, the direction, the cgi, the set-piece moments, the cinematography and the acting from /ourguy/ tye

not to mention it is fucking spielberg directing and the guy who wrote the avengers did the scrip with the author
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>>94077226
I feel its more of an insult to put such a great song in such a shit movie
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>>94077771
Sword Art Online clone then?
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>>94077541
Supporting true creativity (whatever the fuck that even is) takes more money and time than I'm willing to spend.
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>>94076362
This reminds me of Gamer.
That was one of the absolute worst movies I've seen.
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>>94078302
>implying the godfather isn't a shit tier book

look how that one turned out you fucking cunt
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>>94078274
Oh fuck it's going to be hell
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>>94078314
>This is what people really believe
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>>94078287
>But that's fucking stupid.

How so? Sure, it's lazy since it doesn't show the stuff actually happening, but that's about it.
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>>94078314
Have you read the book? There is no saving it you retard.
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>>94078274
Actually fuck it, I'm scheduling a month of leave around this thing's release date so I can come back when the whole thing blows over.
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>>94078294
odd to see this retarded meme being used on /co/ of all places, yea I memba TMNT, transformers, old comics, Superman and Batman films from 20 years ago, I memba cartoon network and toonami and stuff like avatar and watchmen, that's why I'm on fucking /co/
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>>94078314
>guy who wrote the avengers did the scrip with the author
Thats not a plus
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Been wondering for a while now if 4chan had a relationship with a book the same way tumblr has a relationship with The Fault In Our Stairs. I wonder what Reddit's version is.
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>>94077611
> -professional hypocrite Simon Pegg
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>>94078343
Haha, yeah. Ready Player One is basically the next Godfather.
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I can't wait for the shitstorm when the movie is released, and /co/ finds out that Will Wheaton is the president of the internet, and one of the last pillars of freedom in the web.
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10/10 thread
I'm glad whichever faggot was looking forward to this piece of shit is looking like a retard
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>>94078409
This book is Reddit to the core.
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>>94078361
Because him going to jail at all makes no sense, especially if money is the only thing keeping him there.

It totally robs the cops or government or whoever the vague authority is of any sort of justice-bringing component. It's just a shitty way of making a character go away for convenience's sake.
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>>94078418
I doubt people will care much, it's not your typical cape film, this has 'good film but not a box office smash' written all over it
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>go to local kino house
>Ready Player One is playing
>hitch my falcon to the guardrail and assume the position
>flick begins to play
>opening scene features The Iron Giant riding Disney's Star Wars' Han Solo's The Millenium Falcon
>audience erupts into deafening cheers
>man next to me grabs my shoulders in a euphoric high, and screams "I recognize those things!"
>cuts to the main character in his room
>grumbling and unrest spreads through the theater
>"I don't know who that is" says my neighbor
>suddenly Ben Affleck as Batman appears on screen
>the audience's joyous cheers roar to life, twice as loud
>my ear drums rupture
>have to walk out
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>>94078418
>Will Wheaton is the president of the internet
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>>94076362
I don't know. I'm looking forward to it.
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>>94078494
yeah, same here, could be good
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>>94078385

The original Jurassic Park novel was shit too.
Stevo turned that into one of most groundbreaking and celebrated films of all time.
Then again he also made Lost World.

I'm not saying he will salvage this.
I'm just saying that it's possible for him to do so.
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>>94078532
this

gonna need to see the film first before I judge it
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>>94078418
The super-cool best friend that's pretty good(but not as great as the MC) being a black lesbian girl who lives on her own and manages to escape control for years will also add more fuel to the fire.
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>>94078130
>I bet you read DC
What of it?
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>>94077793
>No heir
>leaves his fortune to some poor kids
>Pure Imagination

wait a sec
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>>94078459
I feel like this is exactly thats going to happen

How many of those "all references explained" viedos of the trailer do you think are now
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>>94078133
VERY cool
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>>94076362
Oh wow it finally happened. After all this time

NOW I can officially say Hollywood is out of ideas. I mean, I was already thinking it for a while but this. This is a new goddamn level holy shit. I'm jumping on the "Hollywood is straight up bankrupt now creatively" train
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>>94077442
>Does have its moments
That fucking sequence was garbage.
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>>94078694
Yes, as opposed to all the adaptations of books and comics and sequels that are coming out.
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>>94078694
it's not a Iron Giant film, it's a movie of a book where people play VR online multiplayer game and people mod stuff in
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>>94078694
Well yeah, they had to adapt a book to a movie instead of writing an original script. They've been doing it with comics and books for years now,
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>>94078760
That doesn't make it any better dipshit.
>>94078750
And those are just as awful
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>>94078746
to each his own I guess, ultraman fighting evas fighting godzilla fighting megazord was stuff that regularly happened in my room when I was a kid playing with my toys, was cool to read about it and it will be cool to see it on the big screen
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>>94078790
So how can you say Hollywood is bankrupt of ideas when this has been the case for the better part of a decade?
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>Based on a book about some kid hunting Easter Eggs in the VR world to find a Bitcoin treasure so he can be rich in the real world

What the fuck. It's literally just References:the movie
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>>94078642
>>94078459
I imagine it really will be like Episode VII where the audience erupts into applause every time something familiar comes on screen.
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>>94078801
>Cool to read about.
All he did was list off references and off handly mention them fighting.
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>>94078842
Different Anon.
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>>94078882
If I recall there had to be at least 20+ pages of the final fight, the set up was like 2 3 pages
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>>94078891
My apologies, anon.
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>>94078844
This is like one of those autistic crossover wikis
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>>94076362
undeniable fact? normies. ruin. everything.
prove me wrong
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Why does /co/ hate fun?
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Real Question though. Why is the main character of this movie so damn ugly? Surely they could pick someone other than Rick Moranis and Kim Kardashian's bastard child
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>>94078844
I'm willing to glance over the extreme nostalgiafaggotry just because of the fact that this nigga's on Leopardon. That's a deep cut as far as I'm concerned.
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>>94079026
A Thomas Almieda fight is fun.

This is just lazy as fuck writing.
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>>94079026
The touch of fun is cold to our skin, and turns to ashes in our mouths.
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>>94079026
>DUDE LOOK IT'S FUCKING X-WINGS AND HARRY POTTER AND IRON GIANT AND WARGAMES AND HOLY SHIT, DO YOU REMEMBER THE 80's? FUCKING AWESOME, I'VE GOT TO GET ONE OF THOSE HEADSETS MAN

What's fun about any of this?
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>Wil Weaton is President
>STRONG BLACK WOMYN is the best player
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>>94079088
What's not fun about any of it?
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>>94079114
and thus we came to the real issue, black people and women
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It's Wreck it Ralph but with only WB references
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>>94076527
....Did i see Harry Potter atop a mini Death Stinger from Zoids?
And i know i saw different versions of Deadpool.
And the fucker that downed Freddy was using an MA5B from Halo.

The hell even is this......
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The sheer amount of autistic mewling and screeching in this thread is fucking astounding.
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>>94079142
It's all nostalgic name-dropping with no substance or any real fun. It's just vignettes of our childhood rolled in glitter and tossed on a screen for ad dollars. There's no fun to be had in any of it, because its entire purpose is to remind you of how old you are and how your childhood is dead.
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>>94079150
yes they are a problem, i agree.
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>>94077080
Well the Akira bike appeared to be in this so......
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>>94079026
I don't hate fun, I just hate being a brainless sheep that has its emotions exploited for cheap shekels.
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>>94079188
he said on 4chan
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>>94079173

Its based on quite a popular novel.... you *could* wiki it and find out, but you're too retarded for that aren't you.
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star wars reference in ET? I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE "I recognize those things!"

shit fucking movie amIrite guise? top fucking kek, space cop is where it's at, gonna send some more dollars to rlm's patreon page, upboat if you want a pizzaroll :)
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>>94077026
It is indeed good sir, though considering the lighting it could also be pool i suppose.
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>>94079166
>people jerking off to Wreck it Ralph sequal only a week ago.

Disney starting their smear campaign early.
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>>94079223

Oh I'm well aware of where I am... but the salt levels in this particular discussion are off the fucking charts.

Its a movie, based on a book... the book had tons of nostalgia elements in it... so the movie does as well, go fucking figure.

Let the screeching continue.
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>>94079193
I suppose it's no fun if you spin it that way. I just looked at the trailer as a visual form of us smashing together our toys that came from totally separate franchises, which only stops being fun if you let it.
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>>94079235
Me personally, I think this defence of the film is very cool.
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>>94079266
pretty much this, typical marveldrones/disneycucks shitting up anything WB and DC related per usual
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>>94079272
oh yeah well you're wrong because i disagree.
>they will try to argue against this
lul
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>>94079235
Except ET came out when Star Wars was at the height of its popularity and Spielberg was good friends with Lucas. This movie is referencing pop culture that hasn't been popular in decades. It's pure nostalgia and the people nostalgiaing over it weren't even old enough or alive to remember the references.
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>>94079295
>which only stops being fun if you let it.
"if you grow up," yes.
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>>94079303
>yfw collider and rlm are just two sides of the same coin

something like sjw's and /pol/tards, both are cringe inducing
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>>94079272
Wow, so the lazy idea for a shitty movie was originally a lazy idea for a book? This changes everything.
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>>94079335
Hasn't stopped being fun for me famalam.
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>>94077500
Not him, but was he in a Gundam? Shit, I need to read this book again cause I can't remember like half of the things that were in it.
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>>94079305
Holy shit, wasn't expecting this autism to turn up in this thread.
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>>94079372
pic with final mechs
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>>94077118
It got canonized?
At least it makes the story a tiny bit less retarded.
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>>94079432
>>94079372
gundams were the only action figures i gave a single shit about. THEYRE SO FUCKING COOL
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>>94079432

...no way in hell MechaGodzilla is showing up. No way.
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>>94079166
Except we already saw Break That Johnny, and so we have some expectations of it being good.

Meanwhile, we already know what happens in the book, and it's not good at all.
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>>94079235
There's a difference between someone wearing a halloween costume from one movie in a different movie and making your entire plot and world rely on things of other people's creation
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>>94077442
>fuck man dat final battle, mechagodzilla and a bunch of evas against leopardon, people like to shit on RP1 but holy fuck does it have it's moments

this sounds really cringey
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Didn't the book also have the mechs from Eva? Are we gonna see Shinji fucking Rei or something?
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>>94079576
evas are in, no shinji or rei in the book, they could appear in the film
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>>94076362

>BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
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>>94079432
Nice chart, really puts things into perspective

Post what giant robot you would use if you participated in the giant robot battle. Pic related for me.
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>>94079600
Any other anime? It'd be so surreal to see Goku or something.
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>>94077442
>fuck man dat final battle, mechagodzilla and a bunch of evas against leopardon, people like to shit on RP1 but holy fuck does it have it's moments

GO BACK
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>>94077611
That's possibly the most pretentious statement I've ever heard
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>>94077917
>Also, the MC and main heroine(in the book at least) are chubby teenagers, and the MC's life-long best friend turns out to be a black lesbian.
And that matters at all because...?
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>dude its RUINING my childhood
lmao
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>>94077668
Imagine the plot point of looking for the Philosopher's Legacy from Metal Gear Solid 3 but in video game form
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Even if the whole point of the book/film is to expose the audience for how obsessive they are for nostalgia, people are still only going to see it for the references and go buy more of the Pop Vinyls they will undoubtedly roll out for this film.

And then they'll say 'Oh it was so clever how they twisted it at the end!' pretending it was a deep message. Fuck I hate this film already.
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>>94079636
optimus for me, or voltron

>>94079649
tons of anime stuff, two members of the gang are from japan
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>>94079722
The first part is just saying that they made the MC more eye-candy like, that's all.

About the black lesbian, I just know that /co/ isn't fond of that kind of things, hence why it'll add more fire to their hatred.
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I can already see what one of the scenes is gonna be.
>main character walks into a bar/club with a bunch of fictional characters
>you can see harley Quinn, Spider-Man, duke nukem, Jason vorhees, Darth Vader, Mario, and some anime girl in the background
>woooooah, is that...?
>audience flips out
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>>94079752
It's more like One Piece than MGS3, to be honest.
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>>94079762
Anon if you think this movie looks pander-y fucking read the book.
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>>94079766
>we see luffy and Naruto fighting each other
>we see Goku fighting Gurren Lagann
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>>94079762

lmao at how predictably butthurt autists like you are at a movie referencing muh secret club nerd culture as if fucking iron giant is obscure, reminds me how triggered 4chan got about the scott pilgrim movie
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The third act of the book is good basically for being that massive scale eve online raid but with star wars, trek ships and godzilla vs ultraman so it's good in my book. stop getting anal pain over a mere trailer.
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>>94079786
Literally every joke and ounce of humor in the film will just come from characters interacting with each other in wacky ways, I can see it so clearly already. Like Wreck-it-Ralph with 0% of the charm.
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>>94076493
You are not a mod asshole, stop making threats with no weight
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>>94079821
Not that modern, unless they take liberties.
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>>94078624
The entire movie is a Willy Wonka reference
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>>94077323
And paradoxically, the general tone of the book is aimed at teenagers, while all the references are to things from the 80s.

>>94077636
>telling the reader to go outside
Yeah, that's pretty much told explicitly, on the other hand
>stop jerking over pop culture
I think the book really lacks self-awareness on this front...
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>>94076527
>that battle scene
That was cool. I have to admit it
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>>94079831
You completely missed the point of my post friend
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>>94077020
>Iron Giant seems to be a substitute of Ultraman from the books
Is Tsubaraya the same way about Ultraman that Toho is about Godzilla in regards to copyright?
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>>94079855
What about that robot guy from FLCL?
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what is this? i don't want to read the whole thread and i unfollowed cbr and bleeding cool from all forms of social media
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>>94076941

just like star wars. I hope people get over this shit soon. Wreck-it-ralph, marvel, lego, ready player one, star wars, star trek...I can only take so much reference to other things. Be your own thing. I mean, fuck. I know it sells, but still
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>>94076527
>It's the Bike from Tron

kill me
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>>94079928
New film from Steven Spielberg witch is quite literally just References: The Movie. /co/ freaks out.
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The board that ejaculated all over Rebirth, Rocko's return, DuckTales' return is screeching about rethread: the movie
Hilarious
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>>94079928
LIve Action Wreck it Ralph
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>>94079855
iron giant, harley quinn, and not deadpool already featured in the trailer.

what do you think?
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>>94076527
This better not fucking cut Leopardon tho
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Better than watching a Sony movies and counting how many references to Sony products you see.
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>>94080003
best comparison honestly
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>>94077329

No, more like WB and Disney can't work it out. WB is putting DC stuff first and foremost. Lego got the ability to have a marvel cameo in their movie and when disney found out batman was a main character the two companies couldn't work it out. They allowed star wars because its, well, star wars.
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I am not familiar with the source material, but it just comes off as a bunch of pandering.
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>ultimate showdown the movie
based
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>>94080166
yup, it's like a hand-job basically and it's so good

comics, vidya, anime, 80's films and underage waifu, all mashed up
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Didn't South Park already do this?
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>>94080228
>underage waifu
Olivia Cooke is 23, anon.
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>>94080271
SIMPSONS DID IT
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>Atari Logo on Kanedas Bike
>Atari Logo in Blade Runner 2049

Is Atari the company you go to if you're making a cyberpunk movie?
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>>94080576
It's retro, yo
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>>94076941
>>94076527
It looks like the kind of thing that I'll probably love for the science fiction premise and elements, and then despise the fans of it rambling on and on about nothing but the references.

I am a bit of a sucker for these kinds of dystopian fiction stories with flawed utopian havens in alternative worlds.
And it looks like it has a lot of that. Even if it looks to be more of a spectacle movie relying on references to carry it.
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>>94079729
>implying it isn't
cringekids running around screaming about your favorite character like they just took a hot load on their chin and came back for seconds. where is the justice
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Funny thing is Stranger Things 2 trailer was just released and it's basically 80s movie reference the TV series.
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>>94080576
Atari is in Blade Runner because it was in the first one.
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>>94081293

Yeah, kinda funny how that doesn't count though, apparently.

Autists be autists.
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>>94079975
It looks nothing like the lightcycles from any of the Tron movies. If anything its the bike from Akira given some neon shit on the wheels.
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>>94081293
80s references aren't integral to the plot in Stranger Things. It's its own new idea.
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>>94081561
>It's its own new idea.

Only if you've never seen E.T. or the X-Files before.
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>>94081483
It's Kaneda's Bike, I was face palming at all the comments saying it was the Light Cycle. Green lights on the wheel and the sticker should have made it obvious
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>>94081607
Was getting a Silent Hill vibe from the show then later I found it it was a inspiration.
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>>94076362
Have you people never read the book this is bast on? The guy basically built a story around references and nostalgia
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I expect the same reaction to Wreck it Ralph 2 Trailer from /co/.
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Why cant you histrionic fucks just chill?
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>>94081726
Yup.

It was genuinely cringe.
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>>94079088
Super smash bros

But for movies?
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>>94077728
He also wrote the terrible third Star Trek movie.
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>>94077900
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>>94082167
i forget that one. is it worse than whales, god and bad dialogue? might consider a re-watch
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>>94077026
Dead pool appears later in the trailer next to the boy and iron giant
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>>94082301
Third new one. Voyage Home was great.
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>>94076527
>0:58
>Mortal Kombat 9's Freddy Krueger
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They combined second life and reddit into a movie
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>>94082355
oh the new movies. only seen the first. could you recommend the others?
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>>94076362
>Superman.... BOOM!

I cri erri tme
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>>94082426
If you don't mind an hour and a half of decently filmed action and special effects? Sure. If you like Star Trek? No. It'll just make you very annoyed and cynical.
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>>94079636
I love it with all my heart
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I really aught to watch the iron giant.
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>>94082611
It's on Netflix now
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>>94076437
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>tfw getting Iron Giant VHS as a kids that came with a Mini Iron Giant toy.

Kinda mad I lost it.
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>>94082469
yes and god do i hate when they have a healthy mixture of both. eager fags are eager. but i don't think i'm that hard to please. fucken jaybrums
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>>94076362
>Spielberg has fallen low enough to make film adaptations of what is literally fan fiction garbage
JUST
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>>94082790
can he rise from these ebin ashes?!?
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>>94076437
>invader zim movie
What?
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>>94082741
I'm also not really looking forward to the new Star Trek series. It mite be cool, but somehow I doubt it.
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>>94082790
He became what he created
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>>94082828
https://www.nickanimationstudio.com/jobs
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>>94079908
Tsubaraya just wants Ultraman to be loved by the US as far as I can tell. They'd probably be down. It has it's own copyright issues though that I'm not entirely sure about that will likely get in the way. WB has film rights for Goji right now though so that could be smoothed out rather easily.

Leopardon is certainly not going to happen though. I bet it will be the Justice Buster or a similar Batman mecha. Something that complements Leopardon at the very least.

On a side note was Kamen Rider in the book? I don't want America to touch it.
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>>94081667
I was thinking earthbound
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>>94082366
They are ripping assets from their games division.
Harley and Deathstroke are from the Arkham games
the Mad Max Interceptor is from the Mad Max game.
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>>94082892
Leapardon from the Japanese Spider-man is in it.
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>>94083024
In the book. Nothing says he'll be in the movie.
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>>94077668
>So, if this is just about a guy having fun in VR, what's the point? I mean, what's at stake, where does drama come from?

Its a kids book...
Basically bunch of kids play for a fortune of a billionaire vs an evil corporation, who wins the game wins the money.
The plot is really silly, and just a pretext to use the setting in bigger and bigger set pieces.
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This book is just shit.
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>>94079636
Victory goes to those with courage!
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>>94076681
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This movie looks like a gigantic mess.
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>>94077917
>and the MC's life-long best friend turns out to be a black lesbian.
Probably the worst part of the book, and it has some weak moments.
Completely pointless and leads nowhere.

Its made to be this HUGE fucking twist, but all you can think is of how completely irrelevant it is to the story and how weird it is that she spend years with him and kept it a secret for no reason at all.
I was sure it will be a swap of love interest with how much fucking time is wasted on it, but nope, its just a throw away plot thread that wont get more than 50 words in that shitty half page epilogue we get.
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>>94083300
Don't nuke me or my sons ever again
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>>94083375
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>>94083341
It doesn't have quality source material at all to work with. I doubt even new screenwriters can work it to be something respectable without drastically changing it.
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Fuck this shit just for getting my hopes up like that, hope it bombs.
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>>94076362
Jesus fuck just stop it. i was capable of tolerating GotG and wreck-it Ralph because they at least tried to have a plot or be original in some way (both are shit though).

this shit. it's like one of those retarded fanfics where the autor meshes fucking everything with some retarded "plot" barely holding the mess together. but the worst part is when you take away all the references and look at what's left: the most bland, generic story of underdog MC fights big bad evil (corporation) and becomes the best ever and gets the girl.it's fucking disgusting how it rides entirely on fucking references and nostalgia.
if it's to watch something with this premise, might as well watch the first Bayformers, at least you have Optimus murdering shit in it.
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>>94079636
I don't plan on watching this film but seeing a Gundam on the silver screen in a film that isn't a Gundam adaptation would be cool. I would never want a western adaptation of Gundam tho.

To answer your question though.
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>>94084168
>I would never want a western adaptation of Gundam tho.
It's already been done by Canadians. For television.
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>>94084345
I don't know what you're talking about.
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>>94084515
Enjoy the fine Canadian craftsmanship that is G-Savior anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHFFvrmCMn4
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>>94076362
Thanks
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>>94084630
The link goes to nothing.
Please stop making up things.
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So i saw

Freddy Kruger
Duke Nukem
Kaneda's bike
Joust
The time machine
The Iron Giant

anything i missed
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>>94083092
The will probably replace Leopardon with the Iron Giant.

And that's probably for the best.
>>
I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks about this movie, this is every kid's fucking imagination given life, a complete clusterfuck of a mashup on the big screen, and I want my anime robots kicking the shit out of each other. Is that really so much to ask for, even for just five minutes? I just want an Eva movie god damnit.
>>
RP1 in 5 seconds

https://twitter.com/neilcic/status/888866630306082817
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>>94084871
Stop being a baby. It exists, it's bad, and it's fun to make fun of.
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>>94084966
Harry Potter riding a Zoid.
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>>94085006
ebin
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>>94076362
What I vaguely remember from this book is the level of wish fulfillment being utterly disgusting.
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>>94079873
>I think the book really lacks self-awareness on this front.
But the book states how it degrades ppl life all over the story, from the protagonist to Halliday who became so antisocial he literally died with no one
>>
The book was garbage that read like TVTropes and Fanfiction.net had a baby. And also it was disingenuous as fuck, there's no way the author was actually into every single reference he spouted, not by a longshot. It's more like he just googled and wiki'd obscure shit to fill his book to the brim because that was all it had going for it.
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>>94080228
>Art3mis
>Waifu
wat?
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>>94085006
I don't know what Neil Cicerisususudio is like as a person, so maybe there's a certain nuance here which is simply beyond my understanding, but it's weird to see that from a guy who coasted on Ultimate Showdown and Harry Potter Puppet Pals and like 50 Smash Mouth remixes.
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>>94085073
you missed your cue to post that image macro from GBF
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>>94084966
Harley Quinn and Deathstroke
Iron Giant
Back to the Future
Joust
Freddy Kruger (Mortal Kombat 9 version)
Duke Nukem
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Christine
The A Team
Akira bike with Atari, Sega and Taito logos
Mad Max
Apparently Lara Croft and Dizzy from GoW are there too but i didn't see them
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>>94078327
>>such a shit movie
You have no way of knowing that and are being a needlessly contrary shithead.
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>>94079432

>all those cool /m/ cameos
>warner is gonna jew and add the most cheapest knock off and not reference japan

that's the reason why iron man is in the movie in first place, they don't want to pay to make japanese culture cameos.
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>>94078624
They were hoping Wilder might agree to cameo as the guy but no one knew he was on Death's door at the time, or at least didn't admit to it publicly.
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>>94078844
>>94078970

You wouldn't think a VR utopia wouldn't devolve into memes, SICK REFERENCES BRO and bullshit? I mean, Where do you think you are? Hell they called this shit before the Internet was even a thing.
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>>94085999
Not easy to get the rights. Also Spielberg apparently said there's going to be changes to tone, theme and references which is for the best since the book is utter trite.
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>>94077323
The entire point of the book is how obsessing over nostalgia and dated culture turns you into a hollow pseudohuman; or did the part where the world being shit being directly linked, from the first act, to one autistic faggot's obsession with the 80's fly you by?
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>>94076527
The CGI is fucking terrible
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>>94076527
There was Freddie Kruger too. Looks like a mashup of other cinematic works. I'm not saying it's a bad thing though
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>>94086135
The real problem here is that it's written like shit.
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>>94077707
You are a sad, bitter little person, aren't you?
Just don't go see the movie.
Go see whatever art-house bullshit you jerk off to and let people have fun. Vote with your wallet, other people making something they like and think will sell harms you exactly 0%.
>" explicitly harmful to actual original ideas"

my god you are a fucking chode.
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can this fuckers do anything....new?
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>>94086207
It was the Mortal Kombat version of Freddy
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>friendo posts OP picture
>gets excited about Iron Giant
>"it's not Iron Giant"
>learns about shit movie
>why
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>>94078143
This picture goes perfectly with the text beside it. Congrats on making such an excellent trollpost. This level of pretentious hatred for anything popular, combined with the exact correct tone of pencil necked snobbish elitism, makes for a biting satire of the ridiculous contrarian manchild culture around these parts.
Bravo.
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>>94078333
But no harem to fuck.
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>>94079992
But don't you understand? Normies (tm) and Reddit will know things about muh sekret club now!!!?!?!?!?! IT'S RUINING MY CHILDHOOD, WHY ARE THERE NO ORIGIONAL IDEAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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>>94080166
It's a book about how people in modern society use nostalgia and memes to fill the void left by a complete absence of meaningful human interaction in their lives. If it feels like it's pandering, that means it's working.
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>>94082978
New ideas emerge by smashing so many old ideas together that you can no longer distinguish the individual antecedents clearly. This has been the truth since the first stories.
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>>94085763
This one?
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>>94077727
This is why we aren't getting the Ultraman vs. Mechagodzilla ending
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>>94076527
Well that looks awful and seems to be riding on I got that references which I'm sure people are dumb enough to eat up.
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>>94086135
>Where do you think you are
A place where people are arguing and angry.

Your utopia world is 4chan?
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>>94076437
Other than Arnold and Zim, those feel unnecessary
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>>94076362
>>94076437
>>94076506
>>94076532
>>94077020
>>94077727
>>94079908
>>94082892
>>94077170
>>94077442
>>94077480
>>94077500
>>94079432
>>94079518
>>94079501
>>94079576
>>94079600
>>94079649
They removed everything Japanese from the film which must be a massive disappoint to the author who is a weeaboo.

Ultraman was replaced by Iron Giant.

Mecha Godzilla will likely be missing as well.

Voltron's shape will likely not even show up along with other Japanese mecha.

Shame but they took out everything Japanese that was in the source material.
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So is Vin Diesel going to reprise his role as Iron Giant?
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>>94089614
I can live with that. It's just Japan.

It's criminal though if we don't get Godzilla or SOMETHING of equal quantity for Iron Giant to fight. Maybe they'll make it Kong or something.
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>>94076527
that was probably the worst trailer I have ever seen in my entire life
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>>94089614
uh they do have akira's bike, so not everything gone
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>>94076527
So this movie will rely on you feeling good about yourself for recognizing the characters they show for about a minute?
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Ready Player One is the written equivalent of The Big Bang Theory.
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>>94076362
The book is what you get if Chuck Lorree'S rejected Big Bang Theory script was writen by the guy behind Eragon and then turned into a movie by Michael Bay.
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>>94090157
Warner has a good relationship with Toho (with the whole King Kong Godzilla mashup thing) so they could probably get MechaGodzilla.

I don't know how hard would it be to get the EVAs or Ultraman.

Being Warner, I'm pretty sure Gypsy Danger will make at least a cameo.
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>>94076362
What is this? What am I looking at?
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>>94086281
>Go see whatever art-house bullshit you jerk off to and let people have fun.
>He's actually advocating for the shitty condition Hollywood is in right now

I want to say that since a lot of nostalgic reboot/sequel movies are failing and almost the only thing guaranteed to make a dollar is animated or superhero movies, a lot of people aren't "having fun" right now.
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>>94078041
AWAAAAAAAAAY FROM MEEEEEEEEE~
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>>94086281
Fuck off you autist.

He has a point. These movies are cliche as fuck.
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>>94089614
What about the ninja walking up behind Iron Giant?
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>>94092209
Naruto is basically a white guy. Not Japanese.
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>>94092084
so what if it's cliche? look up any popular movie on tvtropes and see if it isn't packed with cliches

you can't avoid them, and it's not much of an insult
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>>94076527
>a movie about "nerd culture"
Jesus fucking Christ that sounds fucking terrible and painful to anyone not normies christ
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>>94092444
nerd here. didn't mind the book. wasn't great but wasn't horrible.

I got all the references and I liked that

actually I lied I didn't get the japanese ones
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>>94087036
yuss
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>>94076527
I mean, the book was shait but I can see how a movie could work if they twist the plot a little and tweak the 80's dicksucking down.

It kind of reminds to Wreck-it Ralph, the whole video games references didn't ruin the movie because the writer actually built on top of it and not just mindlessly use it to appeal the masses.
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>>94078327
more like that band is such a shitty book.
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>>94076362
I liked the book but geez the author and most of the characters felt like pic related's decade older doppelganger.
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>>94092733
>tweak the 80's dicksucking down.

They need to do the opposite of this. They shouldn't pretend it's a piece of serious cinema. They need to be honest about what it is and turn the pop culture references up to 11
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>>94085006
underrated post
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If anyone can figure out how to make this work, it'd be Spielberg. But I'm not holding my breath.
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who is playing Art3mis?
also who is playing the black sassy woman?
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>>94090088
i would see the movie JUST for that.

I know it's retarded and sad but I just want more of best Vin Diesel-bot
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>Literally "I Recognize That Reference: The Movie
I don't even know, man.
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>>94079636
Turn A for life.
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im glad it's just refernces, not live action remakes, disney is doing enough damage already.
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Are we getting another week long marathon?
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>>94094620
>>94094620
is just like the book.. literally every single page is like this.
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i am going to watch it and maybe like it and there is nothing you can do to stop me
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>>94094862
if you like eating shit then good for you, my dude. don't expect others to agree with you though.
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>>94076362
He's all over the book.
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>anons complaining that it's "ebin 80s references the movie"
>Even thought that was the point of the book
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>>94076437
>Pokemon looks great
They've literally erased Misty and Brock to shoehorn in two "literal whos"
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>>94077900
Not War horse, the worst WW1 movie.
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>>94077442
Sounds like shit fanfiction
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>>94085819
>You have no way of knowing that
Based off the mediocre book that was filled with hamfisted references
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>>94094818
Reads like a shopping list. How can anyone get through this?
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>>94086281
>Go see whatever art-house bullshit you jerk off to
Are you implying this movie isn't art-house bullshit?
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>>94076437
If you consider reboots and revisits of long-finished IPs as things to look forward to, then you must either have low standards or be really starved for media entertainment.
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>>94096746
>>94076437

i bet he's excited for all of this too.
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I fucking hate the book. Reads like it's been written by a 12 year old.
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>>94096806
>Mulan
Friendly reminder that they're ruining my childhood
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>>94096870

nah, they're banking on nostalgia. all these people in the 40s watching their favorite disney movies in live action form.
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>>94076362

That trailer was the most nauseating indulgent nerd garbage I've seen since Suckerpunch. An ugly cgi mess, bereft of original thought, that exists only so sweaty nostalgia driven fantards can jump up and down and screech when they recognise some irrelevant piece of nerd culture rendered in ugly plastic cg on screen for half a frame before its lost in the cacophany of yet more pointless fanservice.

Fucking disgusting. It will make hundreds of millions. /co/ will adore it, because cartoons and 80s movies are all they're culturally aware of. Fucking manchildren.
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>>94096911
ooh yeah them hurt a good. gwanna be a luong tiem bwai
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>>94096806
>Mary Poppins Returns as a GOTG2 tie in
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>>94077611
>image implying Pegg gave the official go ahead with this and not the studio that made the movie who more than likely owned the rights to it.
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>>94094818
>Moorcock

are you serious?
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>>94076532
>because it's a book/movie about referencing nerd culture
Oh god
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>>94094818
I get it. Modern pop culture has become the mythology of our time to teach morals and lessons rather than the stories of the past. I figured that out years ago. It's just some guy listing off all the "classics" he knows like some guy in the 19th century listing off all the Classical era writers and the plays/stories they wrote.
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finally, a film that respects millennial culture
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>>94076362
I hope as this flops it will be the culmination of an era OD'ing on extremely dated pop-culture that will give rise to new studio policies of trying out new IP's and directions

But heck it'll probably make a ton and continue the trend of 80's reference fuckery, anything but bittersweet as hell
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>>94076527
It was an okay book. I didn't mind the begging and middle, but it got real bad at the end
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>>94079636
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>>94077617
That's not how it works you braindead.

References: The Book doesn't suddenly stop being an insufferable book full of stupid and dated references because the author inserted "but also all this shit is dumb" at the end after spending 300 pages revelling in it.
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>>94079631
WTF DOUK
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>>94076527
I'm still fucking pissed that this of all things got a fucking movie before Neuromancer and Snow Crash
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>>94089614

Could the iron giant maybe just be someones avatar? Would be cool to see it in a fight scene though, really hope they keep Leopardon in the movie.
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>>94079208
Pirate it.
If you spend your time worrying about it, then the terrorist win.
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>>94078327
>Story is literally about a whimsical billionaire putting a bunch of kids through a gauntlet of crazy trials to prove that they are worthy of inheriting his massive business empire.

Love it or hate it, it's a good fit.
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So who is going to see it just for Ultraman?
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>>94076941
So, exactly like the book, then?
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>>94078532
>The original Jurassic Park novel was shit too.
shit taste man.
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>>94077611
aside from the commie scent on the quote, he's right
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>>94089614
Source or it didn't happen
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>>94096911
I watched the Beauty and the Beast live action one the other week because of my spouse. It's somehow a jawdropping combination of lavish, perfectly staged musical sequences from the cartoon and scenes that completely shit on the original and change EVERYTHING about the plot.
-Belle isn't content to be captured and immediately tries to climb out of the tower on bedsheets tied together (Belle is resourceful and brave... it's never addressed that this is a horrible plan and she would have died)
-Beast is nearly killed saving Belle, and she has to nurse him back to health over the course of multiple weeks (Beast is vulnerable)
-Belle confronts Gaston on the tower, not Beast (Belle is a KICKASS girl what don't need no man)
-Gaston's sidekick is gay... REALLY gay... like, really, super duper, MONSTROUSLY gay. Like, every line out of his mouth is a fucking double entendre to the point that his big character arc is accepting that senpai will never notice him. Also, he cuddles a black man in the final musical number. Yay, I guess.

Fuck Disney.
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>>94099268
... fuck, you're absolutely right.
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>>94076506

That's clearly Liberty Prime, dumbass.
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>>94099690
i know, the more i find about this company the more i am disgusted. Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do about this villain of industry.
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>>94076527
OK there's pandering and then there's this
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>>94077442
Those moments are literally unoriginal shit. It's nothing but a manchild playing with toys

>Oh boy it's god damn Godzilla AND HE'S FIGHTING THE HULK. OH AND HERE COMES THE USS ENTERPRIZE AND THE SPACESHIPS FROM INDEPENDENCE DAY

It's shit any five year old can come up with
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>>94076437
fuck off shill
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>>94101959
>OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPING AROUND TOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND WHEN SUDDENLY BATMAN BURST FROM THE SHADE
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>>94099690
>Gaston's sidekick is gay...
What else is new?
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I think it looks like a fun, mindless summer blockbuster.
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>>94078274
Thankfully I have hid my power level enough I might not have to deal with it at my current job.
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>>94102116

EVERY SINGLE MALE POWER RANGER
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I liked the book even when pretty much the only references I got were Leopardon and Tomb of Horrors. Not really excited for the movie. Might pirate it when it's on DVD.
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>>94102277
>MALE
What?
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>>94076362

>nerd culture commodification: the movie: the film

fuck off
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I can't wait for the cameos from Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white Monty Python and the Holy Grails black knight Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie
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>>94102323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vFXCDDEYMU
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>Spielberg knows the book and what it represents is horseshit
>Intentionally tries to make one of the worse movies of all time
>Regardless of his intentions, the movie makes a trillion dollars and nerds everywhere masturbate in theaters when X-Wings, Superman, Eva 01 or any other fucking dumb reference shows up.
>Seth MacFarlane commits suicide, knowing that he has been outdone in the reference department

At least one good thing would have come out of this shit
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