How come he gets so much ass?

>>94064011
what's the sauce on this?

>>94064178
Mighty Avengers Vol 1. Issue 6 or so. Just go to ReadComicsOnline and click on the first few issues.

>>94064233
I went, I saw, I found shit.

>>94064333
It's issue 9. Jesus, you couldn't be bothered to click on the first 10?

>>94064011
Doom wank

Doom is one of those characters that people pushing 400lbs fantasize that they were: a sorcerer/scientist/dictator 2smart4u edgy antihero

So of course he's given more puss than even Batman

>>94064391
People shouldn't say mighty avengers when they mean THE mighty avengers. Which I had also checked, but only issues 4-8.

>>94064011
Chicks dig horribly disfigured burn victims that smell like year old canned tuna and constantly call them cow.

>>94064505
I'm 65 kg and also want to be Doom.

>>94064011
>I do. I bring myself.
>You deny me ?
>No. I say I bring a second DOOM

>>94064011
He's an intelligent, rich and powerful bad boy who exudes confidence. It would be strange if he wasn't swimming in pussy.

>>94064011
He's rich, 2nd smartest in the Marvel universe I don't care what marvel says with actual feats to back it up, 1st biggest ego in perhaps all of comics. How could women NOT dig him up.

>>94064569
Come on now, Doom probably smells good.

IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING DOOMBOT! HAVE YOU EVER READ MARVEL!? IT'S A FUCKING GIANT VIBRATOR WITH A BODY!

>Doom
>villain

>>94064653
Compare him with say, Luthor though. It's not like he has canonically fucked Zatanna. I guess there is that time his "son" ducked Supergirl. But still. If you go with in-story AUs, Doom's also fucked Storm & Sue. And yeah, he probably smells good. And the scar is just a scratch.