Is there any modern American comic book character that could EVEN TOUCH Jackie Chan? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Jackie Chan holding a baby. I'm not talking about Jackie Chan who's love interest is in danger. Hell, I'm not even talking about a Jackie Chan in a table ladder and chair factory.
I'm talking about Eternal Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao Chan Kong-sang having a bad day while holding a baby in a table ladder and chair factory, where his love interest is dangling over a pool of acid, while he has all 12 talismans of Shendu, after having just removed El Toro Fuerte's mask and living to tell the tale, while singing Make A Man Out of You from Disney's Mulan in Mandarin Chinese as Jade, Uncle, Tohru, Owen Wilson, and every version of Chris Tucker from every movie he's ever been in including Ruby Rhod cheer him on from the sidelines.
Oh, and he's drunk as hell and wants no trouble.
>>94063203
Yeah.
Jackie Chan tornented by the unending grief of a father losing his daughter to terrorists and the pain of cumulative injuries from a lifetime acquiring a special set of skills making him a nightmare for people like Pierce Brosnan with a beard?
Noone's going to fuck with that guy.