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BLOCKADE RUNNER EDITION: Post Corvette Scale Craft of all kinds

>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2017.htm

>Out Next Week:
Inferno Squad (Jul 25)
Doctor Aphra #10 (Jul 26)

>Star Wars: Rebels - The Final Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b7GAhnVwhA

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Behind the Scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye6GCY_vqYk

>Battlefront 2 - Behind the Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pryBP4K-_34

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>Star Wars: Forces of Destiny
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpSnlSGciSWNBXSxZZrsvWdnoGsLCr6WL

>Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing
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SoL Star Wars anime when
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CHANGE

GETTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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If only Tarkin had gotten authorization for a cape, none of Rogue one would've happened.
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There's a few brief moments in Valerian & the City of Thousand Planets where it almost cleverly becomes a refutation of the cosmic scale violence seen in Star Wars and Star Trek.

But it's like 30 seconds. Otherwise the movie is dumb as shit. Anyway, TLJ looks great by comparison.
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>>94045508
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHsvnJ1NqO8
I don't know how you got there, but sure
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>>94045588
Is there a good amount of focus given on the aliens that don't look basically look like humans in the movie?

The trailer made it seem like the bald and pale near-humans had a large amount of focus over the other aliens that didn't look like humans, and it made me not want to see it.
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>That star destroyer is disabled! Call the hammehead corvettes, i've got an idea
>Obviously wants to crash it into the objective
>Has, like, five capital ships with tractor beams
>Hammerheads probably have tractor beams
>Fucking tells them to manually smack into the star destroyer to push it
What the fuck, you fucking fish! How are you even the boss here?
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Who will be /swco/'s TLJ husbando and why it'll be Not-Ezra?
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>>94045771

The movie is constantly throwing snippets of really great aliens, and then focusing on the more conventional ones.

The pale beach aliens are the origin of the story's minimal plot.

There's a subplot with a shapeshifter alien played by Rihanna where they infiltrate the lair of some space orcs.

If a solid writer had been able to tame Luc Besson they really could have made something of it. Instead the whole film spins its wheels with distractions because there's almost no story.
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>>94045953
>and then focusing on the more conventional ones.
How conventional are we talkin'?
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>>94045800
don't tractor beams pull? They needed to push it. into the gate.
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>>94045998

Somebody decided the a trio of bipedal swindler platypuses who complete each other's sentences needed to have multiple scenes.
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>>94046178
They can push. They could've also pulled it towards the other star destroyer through positioning. The fish was just fucking retarded.

Thankfully, He's dead alongside all the other bad characters.
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>>94045800
>>94046247
don't you get tired of being retarded or does the alliance to restore the eu pay you for it
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>>94046354
Tractor beams are still in canon, dear anon. It is unlikely that the writer forgot, and way more likely that the writer wanted to show incompetence on fish's part.
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>>94046481
Right, because they clearly forgot the very first image shown in the Star Wars saga when the Tantive IV gets tractored by the Star Destroyer Devastator, and didn't merely intend to be original and interesting, they were just incompetent. Whatever you say shield-gate anon. Do us all a favor and eat a fucking shotgun.
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>>94046481
It's cooler to use a ramming vehicle than to passively bring something down with a tractor. Don't forget that the tractor beam tactic is used for the most lame way of bringing down the SSD at Jakku.
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>>94046621
I thought it was pretty cool when that happened. Not in a "this would be awesome to watch in film" way, but in a "nigga I'm takin' you with me" way
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will ahsoka be in season 4 of rebels?
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>>94046621
tractor beaming a larger ship sounds like an unguaranteed last resort thing reserved for suicidal missions
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>>94046689
yes
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>>94046618
Nigga, how can Boss Fish remember a thing that hasn't happened yet?
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>>94045457
I miss Grieve-tan posting
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>>94046945
Talking about the writers you autistic fool, they knew what they wanted to portray in the movie and they knew the lore, they weren't trying to show off a character as stupid or bad, and just because your reptile brain can't grasp that doesn't mean your fucktarded headcanon means anything. Get over it and complain about something real instead of imagining shit to nitpick about you plinkett newfag.
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>>94047065
Of all the anime star wars avatar waifu bullshit out there, this one is by far the most baffling. They take a space orc that turned himself into a cyborg, and then turn that into an insectoid monstergirl schoolgirl? Who comes up with this shit?
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>>94045429
so, space-fist was a thing all along?
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>>94047069
>It is unlikely that the writer forgot, and way more likely that the writer wanted to show incompetence on fish's part.
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>>94047125
I'll take false dichotomy for $100 Alex
>waaah my pea brain cant comprehend movie making
>therefore its bad
its as fucking stupid as the "hurr rebel budget why pilots so fat?" nonsense from last thread
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>>94047121
I don't know how or why, all I know is that it's cute.
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>>94047177
Are you dumb, the statement doesn't imply anything is bad, if anything it implies it is well made, by showcasing the reason the rebels lost the battle was ingrained in bad leadership without having the need to tell us explicitly. That makes it excellent writing. Why does your brain translate "Boss Fish is a bad leader" to "the movie was bad"?
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>>94045457
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>>94047266
That is the superior version
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>>94047203
forgot my pic
again, its baffling, it's like taking the cyborg drider seventh sister (both halves) meme that's posted here seriously, or those grotesque renditions of Starfighters as dragons

>>94047266
this one at least makes sense as a joke
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>A Star Destroyer is like 50x bigger than a CR90
>"HURR WHY DON'T THEY PUSH IT WITH A TRACTER BEEM"

Hey guys, who wants to help me relocate my house? Don't worry, I got a dolly. That thing can push fridges around.
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>>94047244
I am pretty sure you are reading too deep into a scene that was just made to look cool.

If tractors were available and useable for towing, I am certain the Hammerhead's crew would've brought it up before going on a suicide run.

>>94047315
To be fair, tow boats are tiny compared to what they pull around IRL.

>>94047314
>grotesque renditions of Starfighters as dragons
Wat
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>>94047429
It was established earlier in the movie that most rebel soldiers follow orders blindly and without question. All the independent thinkers where on the ground with Rogue One.
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Would Krennic approve of Kylo's fancy new cape?
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>>94047475
Was it?
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>>94047315
That's exactly how it worked in that very scene, tho. The engines on a single hammerhead 50+ times smaller than the star destroyer were enough to push it because it was disabled and just floating there.
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>>94047315
A single ISD-sized warship was enough to pull a dead-in-the-water SSD down to Jakku's surface, until some others joined in and made it happen faster.
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>>94047527
Yes, Jyn has a bitchfit about it and everything. Then the rebels who join the operation apologize for following orders blindly to her.
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>>94047527
It wasn't at all, he's just being a baiting retard fishing for (you)s, he's been trolling these threads consistently for over a month now

>>94047529
You know what the "neutral" position on a car is for? It allows the car to roll cleanly for towing or pushing under the force a single (strong) human can provide.

>>94047429
consider yourself highly fortunate I cannot find the horrors I am talking about to post here, if you haven't seen them, then trust me you don't want to
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>>94047558
You mean the scene where they decide not to do the Scarif thing because they are scared?

I wouldn't call that an order per se but I see what you mean.
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>>94047639
>I agree with you so heartily, that it makes me mad: the post!
The hell man?
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What's /swco/'s favorite iteration of Darth Bane? I'm fond of the TCW concept art that never really got to be utilized.
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>>94047642
Yeh, the rebels willing to disobey orders are the ones that leave with Rogue One. AFTER the spokesguy has a little speech about how they have all done horrible things for the rebellion when following orders.
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>>94047701
Did you quote the wrong post?

>>94047736
Do you even need to ask?

>>94047754
>AFTER the spokesguy has a little speech about how they have all done horrible things for the rebellion when following orders.
Is that really the takeaway you got from Rogue One?
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>>94047754
Technically it was just the ones that did horrible things. Cassian shot a cripple, and what were they all described as? assassins, spys, saboteurs, all things that are considered "bad". The rank-and-file troops and pilots don't count as having done bad things.
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>>94047807
>Guy claims that the star destroyer can't be pushed by smaller ships
>Actually, it can, it happened in the movie
>YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW NEUTRAL WORKS, RIGHT?!?
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>>94046233
But their vital characters in the original stories.
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>>94047869
Oh, aye.
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>>94047870
>Guy claims that the star destroyer can't be pushed by smaller ships
Who said that? It certainly wasn't me.
I just said that a smaller ship tractor beaming a larger ship might not be a safe or reliable course of action. Never said anything about physically pushing.
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>>94047736
The one in my head.

Ninja Bane is silly.
Angry Middle life Man is silly.
Coral Guy is silly.
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>>94047954
>A Star Destroyer is like 50x bigger than a CR90
>"HURR WHY DON'T THEY PUSH IT WITH A TRACTER BEEM"
hrm...
>Hey guys, who wants to help me relocate my house? Don't worry, I got a dolly. That thing can push fridges around.
>Never said anything about physically pushing.
Hrm...
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Tarkin is just jealous that I look fly as fuck
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>>94048035
I always felt Darth Bane's design in TCW was less Japanese and more pre-Mughal Indian or Khmer. But what do I know, I didn't design it, I don't know what was going through their heads.
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IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A B-WING YOU NITPICKING FAGLORDS
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>>94045429

New star wars sucks.

Star wars is dead to me.
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>>94048185
WHERE
ARE
THE
FUCKING
MICRO MACHINES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>94048157
All this happened just because tarkin wanted a fucking cape.
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>>94048228
>Hasbro brings back Micro Machines
>Hasbro mismanages Micro Machines
>"oops guess people don't like them!"
>Micro Machines disappear for another decade
The cycle continues
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>>94048185
Why does it matter when we have three thousand millenium falcon-like ships?
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>>94048157
I have your chair, Krennic. I don't need your silly cape
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>>94048181
It's awful. awful.

Lucas can fuck himself for giving us this before he left as well as Moraband.

>>94048228
"Gone, destroyed by the Empire."
Somewhere they exist. There were RO Micro machines but I never saw them.
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>>94048342
they were picked up by fucking scalper organizations like EntertainmentEarth

>>94048309
ITS NOT TRUE THEY'LL BE BACK FOR FORCE FRIDAY JUST YOU WAIT
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>>94048216
Ok, no one cares. Leave the thread.
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>>94047736
Canon one
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>>94047522
I now see why he spends most of TLJ without the helmet. It looks ridiculous with that costume change.
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>>94048423
You cared enough to give him a (You).
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>>94048419
Not in the UK.
The "Gold Series" appeared in discount stores a year ago but the RO wave can't be found at all in the UK.
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>>94047522
>>94048456
Kinda looks like a sperg wearing it so he doesn't bash his head whilst REEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGG.
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>>94048489
I want Mark Hamill to do a Frank Oz impression for like half this movie. It's all I want.
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>>94048627
>Return of the Jedi almost had a completely different ending...
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>>94048567
You're hilarious really.
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>>94048742
Where did this meme start?
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>>94048423

Everyone cares.
Disney killed it.

They basically blew it up with a death star.
A death star with two big fucking ears.
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>>94048489

ha ha ha , such a funny picture of two VERY ICONIC CHARACTERS.

ha ha ha. Oh boy, rey sure is up there with luke and han.
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>>94048931
If you're just going to bitch because 'weh THE MOUSE TAKIN MY STAR WAR' then leave
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>>94048873
here
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/56689178/
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>>94047522
It'll looks daddy asf
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>>94048931
Quit your autistic sperging already
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>>94048973

The mouse didn't take it as much as it deliberately blew it up.
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>>94049236
Blew up the shit parts, yeah. What is up with that comic? It just screams neckbeard saying 'A WOMAN?? IN MY COMIC?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
Don't you have a billboard to keep up
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>>94048965
Reminder that Anakin's saber is officially named Rey's saber now and there's nothing you can do about it.
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mods please prune my thread and take the anti-Disney eu shills with it all I wanted was people to post smaller warships
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>>94049119

*tie fighter crashes

finn "hey guy where u go?"

*tie fighter blow up

finn "noo"

*end of movie*

guy "ha ha hi finn"

finn "how u survived?"

guy "haha, just did lol"

........quality story telling.
QUALITY.

Well done mouse, well done.
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>>94049304
the best part was that it was mentioned as Finns in the visual guide
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>>94045800
I'm more interested in how the hell they got a corvette into that position behind the Imperial line.
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>>94049275
>>94049236
SJW Marvel is shit, but it has nothing to do with Lucasfilms handling of Star Wars.

Anon is just sperging out
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>>94049332
Nobody here fucking likes TFA. We blame JJ appropriately.

That doesn't mean the rest of Star Wars is just as bad, because it isn't.

Go cry more on Facebook about it.
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>>94049236
>posts about a non star wars comic
>in /swco/
>complaining about the mouse
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>>94049343
you don't actually notice on film due to editing of the sequence, but there's actually a lot of back and forth maneuvering of the fleets, sometimes the rebels have control of the shield gate, sometimes the imperials due, and there's lots of large ships weaving between one another, the profundity at one point actually dives right between the ISD's at one point and then circles back around while the imperial admirals are flummoxed
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>>94049382
I mean, at most I acknowledge that it has points that could be good. But it's fucking awful, I don't think I've ever seen anyone genuinely defend TFA beyond 'it was alright to turn your brain off and watch'
I am convinced he's falseflagging to pick fights and shitfling, or he's the shieldgate anon who is still rectally rectified that he gets BTFO every time
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>>94049275

The shit parts being the other six movies ...
Why not just make an entirely new movie series if you just want to do crappy stuff.

>>94049304

And the falcon too :'(
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>>94049496
Here comes
>BABBY SHIT FOR BABBYS
because I think the cartoons are vastly superior to 100% of the EU
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>>94049434
>due to editing of the sequence
That or just plain inconsistent positioning because some people who think large scale ships should be just as maneuverable and dynamic in their locations as fighters.
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>Kylo is described as being reverse Luke Skywalker in that his journey through these movies will be the reversal of what happens to Luke. Instead of becoming the hero, he becomes the villain
>in the first movie he begins learning the ways of the dark side
>he then is promised training in the true nature of the dark side by Snoke
>then in TLJ he will be tempted greatly by the light only for him to realize the true nature of the dark side in the climax of the film
>in the first half of TLJ Luke tells Rey about Kylo's life and she begins to feel sorry for him instead of hating him like she did in TFA
>when they fight Rey promises him that 'together we can destroy Snoke and end this destructive conflict!'
>Kylo wants so desperately to take her up on the offer because, according to Adam Driver, 'Patricide isn't all it's made out to be' and Kylo's expectations of the dark side were way off in TFA
>in the final scene of the movie Kylo and Rey fight in a ship over Crait as the Resistance and First Order battle on the surface
>Kylo ends up chasing Rey onto a nearby pole in the hangar of the ship similarly to Luke clinging to the pole in his duel with Vader
>Rey tempts Kylo once more
>Kylo desperately tries to argue against her but can't bring himself to continue making excuses for why the dark side is better
>Rey tells him it's alright and promises to help train him to be a Jedi again
>Kylo looks up sadly
>his sadness then turns into anger
>he presses a button and the hanger wall opens into space
>Rey flies off into space as Kylo hangs onto the railing and closes the walls
>the movie ends with Rey floating above Crait and a determined looking Kylo walking away from the hangar
POTTERY
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>>94049382
>Nobody here fucking likes TFA.
I do.
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>>94049554
No you don't understand, LSG showed off during celebration for behinds the scenes stuff in Rogue One that the space batte was a huge carefully choreographed scene like 30 minutes long that played out "automatically" in real time and that the exterior parts we see of it are just the "camera" pointing in one direction. It's like a demo mode of an arcade game, or playing an RTS with one of those "battle cam" features.
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>>94049382

I like the rest of star wars mostly.

TFA was terrible. The new direction was terrible. Blowing up the expanded universe was cruel and wicked. Making a seventh movie that ultimately did not serve the story was also very cruel and evil.

>>94049453

No false flag, I hate the mouse.

The mouse eared death star blew up star wars. It's almost poetically funny but I can't laugh because it's sad.
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>>94048228
I think I still have the snowspeeder one somewhere
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>>94048965
>Oh boy, rey sure is up there with luke and han.

She is, though. Just like Obi-Wan, Anakin and Ahsoka were and are, no matter how much the detractors like to reduce SW's legacy to just the OT3. Whatever your personal opinion of them might be, Kylo and Rey at least already stand side by side with the old characters in the general public's perception.

I don't see anyone giving a fuck about Finn though, true. Poor John Boyega. Unlike Ridley, he's actually a SW fan and Driver doesn't seem to give a fuck about popularity and the fandom.
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>>94049644
>Blowing up the expanded universe was cruel and wicked.
At least you're admitting to being a dumbfuck salty EUfag
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>>94049596
That'd redeem kylo desu

and further rey as the true villian
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>>94049626
Link?
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>>94049644
>The mouse eared death star blew up star wars
Did you even see Rogue One? It was fantastic. but of course, you're going to cry about the shieldgate or something and try to complain that it isn't ''truly star wars''
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>>94049668
>black man put down by white women once again

how do we stop it bros
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>>94049530

Clone wars was cool and rebels is sort of cool but it looks like Disney got wind of that and is getting ready to take a massive power dump on it.
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>>94049754
>it looks like Disney got wind of that and is getting ready to take a massive power dump on it.
fucking what
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>>94049703
There's like 24 hours worth of SWCO 2017 panel videos, I can't find it at this time but it was very interesting and they went on about the various pilot actors getting to fly a virtual reality simulator cockpit thing in front of a huge imax screen with shit going on they could react to and it was awesome
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>>94046686
What are they saying in the pic?
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>>94049668
>Driver doesn't seem to give a fuck about popularity and the fandom.
This is a good thing, he's not running around appealing to teenage girls going 'kylo ren is gay lol buy my shit'. He genuinely seems down to earth, and not some power hungry fame seeking attention whore a la the literal ayy lmao benedict c
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>>94049789
>The behind the scenes stuff is probably better than the film.
>never release it

>people want to read about the making of episode 7
>don't release it

Disney are the devil.
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>>94049778
Translation - Disney has caught wind that Rebels has far more potential than they give it credit for, the suits are now preparing to meddle.
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>>94049778
>>94049754
>these things are objectively awesome and shows all signs of remaining awesome but I just KNOW Disney will somehow retroactively ruin it because corporations are like, evil man
losing the good parts of legends was so worth it for the EUfag salt
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>>94049596
>>94049685
Forgot to add that one of the aspects of this would be Kylo beginning to think of Rey as a friend and them legitimately laughing at and enjoying banter between each other over the film. Kylo realizes that there nothing he wants more than to join Rey and put all this conflict behind him. Then he realizes that what truly turns you to the dark side is the destruction of what you care for the most, for example when Anakin murders Padme and loses all hope. He realizes that this is what made Darth Vader into the man he was so at the end of the movie he destroys the one thing he cares about the most, Rey.
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>>94049313
I see you, OP
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>>94049722

That scene where the girl beats up an army of stormtroopers with a little stick was really cool.
Really intense drama.
Serious action.

LOL

or when dopey darth demonstrated that he could pull guns out of peoples hands but couldn't just force pull the death star plans into his hands or use a gun or something.

Dopey darth.
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>94049877
Holy fucking shit, you didn't even earn my (You)
>>94049887
He's not even coherent at this point 2bh famigilio
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>>94049722
>Like Rogue One overall
>Whenever I mention something that can be taken even slightly negative, fags have to REEEEEE about how much *I* hate it
I hope the Rogue One defense force burns in hell.
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>>94049855
Nigga, what planet are you living on? There's literally a bonus disc of behind the scenes stuff with the blu-ray and there's literally a book detailing the making,
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>94049924
Holy fucking shit. Did you miss the part two seconds later where a man needed to save her? or the part where Chirrut needed baze to shoot someone because he was in too deep?

I knew this was shieldgate anon, I got fucking baited. God damn it.
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ISB scrutinizing in process...
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>>94049913
DELETE THIS NEBULONS ARE FRIGATES I WONT HAVE YOU SULLY THEIR GOOD NAME BY DOWNSCALING THEIR CLASS

>>94049972
I hate to admit it, but he is right about Rogue One which had basically zero special features whatsoever
He's dead fucking wrong about TFA though
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>>94049988
Nice b8 m8.
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>>94049972
>shiny fluff BTS about TFA. Went smooth, allude to Lucas and the original story.
>Making of TFA not released.
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>>94049961
Depends on what your criticism is. If it amounts to 'the shiledgate was up because it was' then yes, you're going to be shit on. But I think there are very valid criticisms. I loved it, but the first half is a bit wonky, introducing everyone at once, the LIES, DECEPTION scene needed to be taken out, and a couple of other things rewritten.
but of course, this couldn't be my second favourite movie because I have criticisms?? I mostly assume it's because people think your falseflagging, or they're tired of people shitting on things for no reason, like the current SQUEAK SQUEAK guy in the thread right now.
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>>94050028
>I hate to admit it, but he is right about Rogue One which had basically zero special features whatsoever
There's a behind the scenes disc of this with the Rogue One blu-ray too, anon.
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>>94050089
He probably pirated it and then cried because it didn't come with them, so obviously it's the studios fault
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>>94050112
Nice inflammatory post.
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>>94050179
Where's your response to mine? prove me wrong
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http://www.starwars.com/news/new-star-wars-the-last-jedi-books-and-more-revealed-at-sdcc-2017

Details and cover art for pretty much everything else (some things missing) this year.
Rose is a technician for Cobalt Squadron from the looks of it, and that group has the bombers seen in the TLJ trailer. Pablo is once again writing the visual dictionary for TLJ, as I'm sure most of us expected. Chewie is getting a solo child adventure book with the porgs.
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I honestly didn't like Rogue One very much at all, but I've rarely, if ever, seen someone make valid criticisms of it around these parts, and certainly not on fucking youtube.

>>94050148
>>94050089
There's one extended BTS featurette that mostly just concerns the characters and a little bit of visual design, but it's very boring and threadbare. Compare to TFA which had numerous lengthy special features on every subject, some of which were interactive, and deleted scenes as well. I've got the disc cases on hand, if you want me to list them all side by side.
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>>94047522
I really miss the hood
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>>94048181
It was based more on Chinese feudal armor, iirc.
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>>94050200
Nice attempt at setting the hook back.
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>>94049668

>general public's perception

::Observation: You are completely lying. Rey was an uninteresting character. TFA may as well have been a Chuck Norris movie. Completely bland and boring.

::Amusing fact: Rey knew of Han Solo and was a professional scavenger, but didn't think to investigate the Millennium Falcon because it was "junk".

::Analysis: Rey was written to be brilliant but the writers legitimately proved her to be retarded because of this failure.

::Admission: I sometimes envy the ability of meatbags to laugh at such blatant contradictions and failures.

>

::observation: Finn is worse than jar jar.
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>>94050243
>The Rebel Files

I'm suddenly reminded of those four legends books about the Sith/Jedi/Bounty Hunters/Empire
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>>94049972
>>94050028
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Making_of_Star_Wars:_The_Force_Awakens

>never

>>94050271
"No RO had no problems at all".
Reshoots were minor.
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>>94050271
>I've got the disc cases on hand, if you want me to list them all side by side.
No thanks, mate. I've got the discs too.
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@94050300
There it is. You're not responding because you can't. you're not getting the (You) because you're not even trying at this point.
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>>94050303
Just... stop being pure cringe.

>this is a totally different anon that was browsing the board, btw.
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Thread's gone to shit, post concept art.
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>>94050303
what possessed you to type this? This makes me want to hang myself from my ceiling fan from the secondhand embarrassment.
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>>94048342
>It's awful. awful.

>Lucas can fuck himself for giving us this before he left as well as Moraband.

Your opinion is noted though dismissed
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>>94049596
This is dumb. Kylo is already the villain. He did pretty much he worst thing he could possibly do in the eyes of the audience in the first fucking movie and it still didn't work. There's nowhere to go but lighter for him to have any meaningful arc. Nothing will top the bad he's already done, and this scenario would literally just be going around in a narrative circle for no reason and in too short a time. It's pointless.

Besides, Kylo has never been called reverse Luke. He's called reverse Anakin.
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>>94050290
I suppose you're right, but it looks more Siamese to me.

>>94050318
Then you'll see by comparison how poorly the special features fare in comparison to TFA's offering. That said even TFA was garbage by Star Wars bonus content standards, any given movie of the saga had more special features than the entirety of TFA and RO (including the movies themselves) COMBINED. RO of course is the better movie than TFA, but they didn't even let us have the deleted scenes.
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>>94050317

Ha ha, "the making of the force awakens"

"well we decided that we didn't know what to do after the good guys won so we decided to just bring the empire back lol thus making all the other movies pointless"

"haha, but those x wings right?"

"professional scavenger who knows about the millennium falcon but never thought to investigate.....the millennium falcon at the market"

"ha ha, how about that cool scene that shows you how poe dameron survived?"

"you know you're getting QUALITY when you see the mouse ears"

Cha-CHING!!! $$$$
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>>94050396
>>94050456
At least he's pretty much admitting he's an autistic robot.
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Can the fucking 'MOUSE SHILLS GO REEEE' guy put on a trip so I can know to ignore his fucking shit opinion
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>>94050517
Non-canon to boot
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>>94050317
They reshot half the third act and significantly readjusted Jyn's character. All under a control of a new director with the original's """oversight""". The only reason Edwards didn't go the way of Lord and Miller is that he liked the job and wanted to compromise.

I like Rogue One and I think the movie turned out exceptionally well compared to most troubled productions these days, but I wouldn't handwave the problems it faced away. As it stands, the only smooth production LFL had so far seems to be TLJ.
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>>94050472
>Then you'll see by comparison how poorly the special features fare in comparison to TFA's offering.
Yeah, I could. But I can't be bothered just now.
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>>94050523
I like this look
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>>94050603
Tell me more about the sticckers
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>>94050566
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>>94050472

It would be cool if one of the special features turned TFA into one gigantic "deleted scene"
LOL.
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>>94050528
Nah, I think Knights of the Old Republic can get away with being canon considering it's set way before the prequels. I think it's only most of the EU stuff that takes place after the OT.

However, I may be wrong and I apologize if I am, anon. Do correct me if I'm wrong.
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>>94050565
Seeing as the third act may be the strongest portion of Rogue One, I'lll argue that the reshoots were for the best.
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>>94050451
soon
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>>94049644
Every last goddamn bit of the EU is still there and will always be you incredible fucking retard.
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>>94050709
RO was one of my least favourite films, up until Galens speech. Then shit became fucking real and I was invested.
Mads is a fucking god.
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>>94050523
I'm kind of disappointed by the reaction this gets in other communities: "oh no, Rey gets hurt :(".

I unironically waifu Rey and I still want her to get her ass kicked and pulled through a wringer. Why are so many people afraid of drama and challenge these days?
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>>94050667
>Nah, I think Knights of the Old Republic can get away with being canon considering it's set way before the prequels.

That isn't the case at all.
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>>94050761
Someone post pab's tweet about a communicator
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>>94050761
Well then, as I said, I apologize. Forgive me, anon.
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>>94050667
Where it sits in the timeline has nothing to do with it. It's the content that makes up the game/book/etc.
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>>94050756
>Why are so many people afraid of drama and challenge these days?
The current generation grew up very sheltered.
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>people still give a shit about canon
pic related its the fag who posts "not canon" every time
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>>94050667
Unfortunately, it's is no longer canon.

That said, though, I wouldn't mind if that particular one was, but only if they keep Revan's identity as ambiguous as possible. Giving Revan a specific identity (let along a gender) is only going to cause endless shitposting and 'reeeeing' about 'not muh Revan'. At the same time, I have my doubts that we could get any meaningful discussion out of the whole Revan thing (but that's more to do with the people in general than the concept)
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>>94048185
That ship looks terrible. Like something from a boring 1 week running Sci-Fi movie.

>>94048228
I still have all of these.
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>>94050465
People like Kathleen Kennedy keep reiterating that Star Wars is an optimistic story of love and hope. They're not going to have Han and Leia's son stay evil. Frankly it confuses me that anyone thinks Kylo will end the series as anything but redeemed.
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This cutesey kids book artwork makes the Forces of Destiny thing look a lot better than the crappy flash animation would otherwise suggest

>>94050667
There's a Pablo tweet about tech levels that pretty much affirms it to not be canon. It looks virtually identical to the main saga, when that era's equivalent of a "cell phone" should be ancient Babylonic cuneiform clay tablets.

Of course they do look to it for inspiration occasionally, and there's no reason to assume that its component parts might not be canonized down the line.

>>94050738
>We call it the Death Star...there is no batter name
was the best line in the whole film tee bee aitch

>>94050827
you're not canon ;^)
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>>94050709
The only thing I didn't like about the final act of Rogue One was the fact that I felt nothing for any of the main characters' deaths except for Chirrut and Baze. Because there was hardly any relationship between the main characters, and Chirrut's death was the most impacting because of how Baze reacted to it.
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>>94050756
This, I'm afraid
>>94050811

It's a generation that has somehow become oversensitized to criticism. I suppose that's why hugboxes and safe spaces are a thing. People would rather ignore criticism rather than do something to correct it, though I'm not ruling out the possibility of me being completely mistaken.
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>>94050485
That YT-1300 over by the company store is obviously the MFing MF, not another of the millions produced. Especially as it looks like shit when the MF is obviously awesome.
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>>94050827
Hey, good job posting a canon character this time
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>>94050909
That's one reason I dislike Rogue One in general. It has a huge bodycount, but nobody seems to give a rats ass about any of the named characters, and nobody can, because everyone familiar with them is conveniently dead by the end of the movie, so they don't have to worry about appearing again to conflict with the movies. Which of course is absurd as theres huge space for alternate characters to appear alongside the heroes of the OT in non-movie material. This is an inherent problem with "mystery box" writing.
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>>94050603
I hear she opens her mouth in the movie and it as the to suck Hutt dick FUCKING MARY SUE WHORE REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>94050868
>inb4 the 'technology has stagnated' guy
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>>94050722

>Every last goddamn bit of the EU is still there and will always be you incredible fucking retard

No it's not. It's not official anymore.
They replaced it with something that was really crap and boring.
Why? why do this?

>>94050976

She didn't even investigate and she is a professional scavenger lol...

TFA is SO bad on SO many levels.
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>>94051048
It isn't to.

Fuck you Steve Jobs I hope you die you Syrian terrorist shitbag.
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>>94050910
>It's a generation that has somehow become oversensitized to criticism
Do you see how buthurt the EUDF has become? It's not a new thing
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>>94051070
Look in your fucking bookshelf you mongoloid. Are the books gone?
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>>94051084
I was actually speaking generally, beyond the Star Wars medium. Though I suppose I should've mentioned that.
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>>94051070
>weh I can't love something that isn't considered not fanfiction
dude I like new canon, but from time to time, I pop out a Luceno novel and enjoy it. Stop being so fucking autistic
Captcha: STOP MAN
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>>94050868

Tales of hope and courage... lol...... I guess rogue squadrons attack on Death Star 1 wasn't quite as impressive as the story of how Queen Amidala accidently got impregnated by a psychopath.
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>>94051185
I think it's more than people complain, and then complain on social media, so you have to see it. Nerds have always pushed up their glasses and gone 'this isn't REAL x' and refused to buy it.
social media was a fucking mistake
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>>94045801
That theory going crazy
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>94051189
>he's a prequel hater too
LMAO RLM BABBY CONFIRMED

>>94051217
ezra a cute
bdt a cute
I hope they're the same
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>>94050738
I hear you, the whole Jedha bit felt like watching someone's D&D party forming up, but y'know Star Wars tabletop game.
I still think the Kyber Temple and Guardians of the Willies and blind kung-fu monk are utterly awful. Especially blind kung-fu monk, they should have just made him a fucking Miraluka
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>>94051112

>Look in your fucking bookshelf you mongoloid. Are the books gone?

It's gone forever because they killed it.

>>94051186

>dude I like new canon, but from time to time, I pop out a Luceno novel and enjoy it. Stop being so fucking autistic
Captcha: STOP MAN

It's not autism, it's laying down the FACTS.

Rey was a boring ass character. How can you like the new movies? they are absolute garbage.
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>>94051295
I actually really liked Baze and Chirruts dynamic, but you can totally disagree. Upon my second viewing, I liked it a bit more, but only because I knew the characters a bit more, and how far they were willing to go. And then I read Catalyst, and this movie was fucking incredible. ten times better. but your opinion is your own, and I'm not saying your wrong.

guardians of the whills was super comfy though, you should try reading it
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>>94051356
Oh my god, you're making me kek with how fucking autistic you are. You sound like a five year old crying about shit.

the best part is that you repeated the dudes captcha
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>>94051356
>how can you like the new movies?
never said I did famingo
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>>94051392
I just realized he's been autistically reddit-spacing this entire time, every single post, even when totally unnecessary, which confirms him as the same retard shitposter from the past month who thinks
>scarif shield was up
>secret =/= illegal
>gotta bloodtest them senators for midichlorians
>even though force powers aren't genetic
etc
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>>94051356
Buddy, the EU may have stopped but what the EU has given you still exists. You can read the old books and play the old games as much as you won't. They aren't going away.
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>>94051469
I bet he actually believes the Disney Police will come to confiscate and destroy his wrong-canon content and send him to Auschwitz.
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>>94051463
He got me earlier when he told me that Jyn beating up troopers was unrealistic, when they got captured, and then proceeded to call all of my responses bait until I gave up. This is some extreme autism
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>tfw all the Star Wars vidya we will get from now on is """epic""" shooters and mobileshit
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>>94051392
At this point, I think we're past autism and way deep into full blown insanity
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why are people confused about the scarif shield? i dont think the shield gate generated the whole shield did it?
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>>94051565
This argument is an in-thread meme at this point, because of one autistic guy who kept arguing about it after he was BTFO several times. I doubt we can seriously have this conversation
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>>94051549
Whatever makes money in the long run.

I'd kill for a console/PC version of Uprising, but there's no money in games that aren't bogged down with mircotransactions.
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>>94051565
I don't know. I haven't seen anyone confused about it, just a bunch of people claiming others are confused about it.
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>>94051549
>Can see into the future
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>94051565
http://www.starwars.com/databank/hammerhead-corvette
>Indeed, they were the key to the Alliance's victory at the Battle of Scarif, as a Hammerhead Corvette was used to drive a Star Destroyer into Scarif's shield generator.
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>>94051557
just the way it should be!

also heres your daily dose of not canon enjoy
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>>94051619
Yeah, its called EA having the license.
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>>94051549
fuck EA
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>>94051646
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http://www.cbr.com/star-wars-thrawn-marvel-announced/

So we are getting a comic adaption of Zahns Thrawn book. Thoughts?
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>>94051469

>Buddy, the EU may have stopped but what the EU has given you still exists. You can read the old books and play the old games as much as you won't. They aren't going away.

That's not exactly much help now is it?

"hey ya know that cool bike you bought that you really like riding?

yeah?

"we decided to completely destroy it"

what?

"but don't worry, you can still remember the good times"

my bike !!

It wasn't even replaced with something good. It was replaced with something TERRIBLE. It was basically the ghostbusters remake.

>>94051424

Because the new movies suck and are completely bad.
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from last thread
>Oh, speaking of /Scarif Shield/ here's the hard evidence for Earth's planetary shield. >Around 20s for instance.
>https://vimeo.com/131006122

>>94051654
ea does more than just make shooters and mobileshit, though that's hardly a defense

>>94051718
cannot fucking wait

94051735
reddit
spacing
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please don't have shit art please don't have shit art please don't have shit art
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>>94051735
Your comparison falls flat. A good one would be that they replaced your bike with a newer, more sleek model. You can still ride yours, but most people have this new one and wonder why you haven't upgraded.

this is, like, fifth grade level argumentation.
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>>94051735
oh oh! its kind of like they reused the tires and maybe the crank from the old bike on a new one to
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>>94051549
>Battlefront is the only shooter they're doing
>Action Adventure game in 2018
>Lightsaber focused game in 2019

Stop crying /v/
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>>94051755
The guys who are doing Darth Maul are doing it
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>>94051735
Anon, do you still own the "bike"? They haven't destroyed your "bike", they have released a new "bike" but you can keep your old "bike" and have fun with it. You're really bad at this.
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>>94051735
Except the mouse hasn't come to your home and burned your PHYSICAL BOOKS?
holy fucking shit, you have no idea how to form a basic argument, do you?
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>>94051813
I'll do that when EA stops pumping out trash
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>>94051814
that's good
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>>94051861
the mouse burned my family alive in my house
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>>94051869
Battlefront 2 looks like it could be the best Star Wars game ever made.
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>>94051869
This

even though the games are coming out at a snail's pace, that's not the root of the issue. EA is shit, they've had an established track record of shit.
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>>94051735
>Because the new movies suck and are completely bad.
Did you.. even read my post? because that response makes no sense
>that argument
Oh, sorry, I'm not allowed to be mean to downies. My apologies
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>>94050523
Is she an elf?
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>>94051718
Do we know when?
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>>94051861
As has been witnessed for weeks and possibly months by now, this guy has been consistently btfo and his argumentation gets ever worse. I think he's either having a serious mental breakdown or else he's exhausted from incessant dedicated

>>94051913
I played the alpha, and, while this is extremely subjective, it looks and feels a lot worse than Battlefront 2015. I know it can change a lot between the alpha showcase from ages ago and the upcoming release, but I'm not hopeful for it at all, outside of possibly the SP campaign which is shaping up to be interesting.
shitposting
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>>94051913
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

BF2 was.
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>>94051718
>we'll finally see Eli
YES
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>>94051913
am I in a /v/ shill thread?
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>>94051979
I put 1000+ hours into BF2.

You are nostalgia-blind if you think the new game is not going to be better.
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>>94051735
If I give you a (You), will you stop?
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>>94051975
fucked up my post, "shitposting" was obviously meant to be after "dedicated"

>>94051979
battlefront 2 2006 fucking sucked and you have huge nostalgia goggles, the 2004 battlefront was leagues better

though the fact I need to add a year with all these titles in the first place is a crime
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>>94051971
Sometime next year
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>>94051975
>I think he's either having a serious mental breakdown or else he's exhausted from incessant dedicated
He's the Barneyfag for Star Wars. I swear to god.
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>>94052092
>barneyfag
I need a story
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is rebels going to get anything at comic con this weeknd or are we gonna have to wait for filoni to spoiler everything a week before it begins?
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Is this canon?
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>>94052115
>not knowing about barneyfag
hownew.ru
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>>94052146
I spent most of my time on /cgl/, /ck/, and /fit/.
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>>94052008
not him, but a nice coat of paint can only take a game so far. the first Nu-Battlefront looked amazing and had great sound design, the game play and map designs were fucking terrible and it also had barebones content.

from what I've seen so far, they've added a ton of content, which is good, but the gameplay still seems shallow and the map design, at least for the Theed map, looks terrible, especially towards the end when it just turns into hallways. it just looks like Battlefield: Star Wars at this point. I'll give it a chance, but this is still EA we are talking about here. I'm not expecting much.
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>>94052115
Oh boy here we go

>>94052118
I sure hope so that looks kawaii af, big bear-dog-person playing with fuzzy fat little seal pup penguins

>>94052193
the very base gameplay was extremely slick, however it was ruined instantaneously by the star card meta and infinite cheating
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>>94052008
I played the 15 one and it wasn't evem fun to play. It looked great but it bored the crap out of me,


>>94052047
>no Jedi/heroes
>if you shot a jedi, you better run
>lack of map content
>generally less things to do.

It's still fun though, prefer that geonosis map to BF2 06.
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>>94052159
thanks pham, I appreciate the spoonfeeding.
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>>94052225
and that's what I'm worried about. the class system is a definite plus, but the star card shit still looks imbalanced and unnecessary.
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>>94052239
At least you had real arguments for why you like the 2006 BF2, usually everyone I see goes "MUH SPACE BATTLES" which were hot garbage and a total joke
>WE GOTTA GET INTO SPACE
>SO WE CAN LAND ON THE OTHER SHIP AND ENGAGE IN A GROUND BATTLE
BF2015 was better than that shit and it wouldn't even let us play fucking y-wings or defenders
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>>94052193
>>94052239
The 2015 Battlefront was dogshit, but this new one looks amazing.

So much more content, free DLC, Single-Player story spanning out of Canon stuff, it looks great.

I'm sorry but saying the 2005 BF2 looks better is just absurd. I get that Dice and EA aren't exactly popular, but credit where it is fucking due, this new game looks exactly like the kind of game people were hoping out of a Battlefront 3.
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>>94052303
Ive never liked space battles, although the canned BF3 probably would have made me like them with the ground to space stuff.
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>>94052377
>Ive never liked space battles
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>>94052439
Playing them in BF, I mean.
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>>94052239
>>no Jedi/heroes
This is one thing I consider to be a merit.
Playing Battlefront should mean playing a faceless grunt, you should be TK-3746, you should be Unit 6748, you should be Rho 928, you shoudn't be a named character, you shouldn't be anybody of note, that just goes against the grain of the rest of the game.

>>94052321
>this new game looks exactly like the kind of game people were hoping out of a Battlefront 3.
It looks exactly like the last one but without shitty token system and with extra eras. Don't lower your standards just because the last one was shit.
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Where were you when you realized Poe will be the least important "main character"?
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>>94052321
of course it doesn't "look" better, it was made in 2005. But I still prefer it's gameplay and game modes over the Battlefield copy and paste. Like I said, I will play it to see before finally judging, but from what I've seen so far, it just can't match the originals and it would have been much better if Disney called these games something different and treated them as a separate franchise.
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>>94052377
I like the idea, and it was executed decently in 2015 (except for the death of playable craft and the fact it was dlc only), its just that the space battles in 2006 were shit, and anybody who defends them deserves scorn. The fighter controls in the BF2 alpha were actually WORSE than those in 2015, which is a considerable accomplishment, but I could get over that AS LONG AS I GET TO PLAY AS SOMETHING OTHER THAN A FUCKING TIE FIGHTER, TIE INTERCEPTOR, A-WING, OR X-WING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LET ME PLAY AS MY Y-FU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>94052497
but he's pretty much gonna be the Leia of this trilogy
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>>94051768

>Your comparison falls flat. A good one would be that they replaced your bike with a newer, more sleek model. You can still ride yours, but most people have this new one and wonder why you haven't upgraded.

New? Sleek? TFA is new and sleek? Are you kidding? It's absolute garbage. There's no drama, no morals to the story. Even the music was crap.

>>94051795

>oh oh! its kind of like they reused the tires and maybe the crank from the old bike on a new one to

Or they took the wheels of your bike and stuffed them up your own ass and then called you a racist for not enjoying it. Which is basically what happened to star wars.

>>94051855

The bike is totally dead at this point. Disney killed it.

>>94051861

Oh cool, it's like someone stole my house but said "hey, here's a picture of your house, yeah, you don't have it anymore, but you can keep the picture.

All of the expanded universe is gone. They won't make another jedi knight game.
We will probably get star wars sims relationship advice with rey addition or something. Or maybe disney will just hire someone to take a dump on our faces while we are sleeping, because that's basically what rogue one was.
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>>94052497
Walking out of the theater after seeing TFA
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>>94052303
I didn't like the space battles for those reasons. Never bothered to dog fight and just bombed the shit out of my friends when I played.

I agree with the flying, I did spend alot of time just flying around the Jakku battle until they shot me down.
Flight simulator game/exploration game when?

>>94052321
I don't think I said it looks better, just that it plays better and is more enjoyable.

It can look like the films but if at the end of the day I get bored and actually consider just switching it off and doing something else with my life then the hame has failed.
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>>94052498
>>94052536

>slow lasers and rolling everywhere is better gameplay
Sorry but no. I have a lot of nostalgia for the classic games too, but they were clunky as hell, and they do not hold up
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>>94052497
Where were you when you realized there will always be a most important main character and a least important main character, and you decided to turn it into a shitpost?
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>>94052469
It sucks the fun out of it. If I wanted nameless guys I could play cod or Battlefield.
Perhaps a mode where you awake on kamino and then fight through battles until you die as a one time thing would be fun.
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>>94052518
>its just that the space battles in 2006 were shit
Shit is an overstatement.
Poorly thought out is more like it, like how every capital ship was the same four rooms on the inside, bad move. Getting out inside an enemy ship to sabotage it solo being perfectly valid and even easy, again bad move. I'd complain about how nearly every fighter/bomber was a copy-paste but that was beyond a doubt purely a matter of balance.
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>>94052533
holy fucking kek, this is the most booty blasted, anally annihilated, rectally rectified thing I have ever read.
Your point about sleek? Other people think it is sleek, you don't. it completely falls flat. Holy shit. You're talking as though they physcially took something from you, which they didn't. They just declared it fanfiction. You can still enjoy it, the mouse gustapo isn't going to zap you for enjoying an old Zahn novel. I hope someone is screenshotting the assmaddery in this post, it's reaching Revans gender levels
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>>94052552
I like rolling around with tight gunplay better than jetpacking everywhere because the map is so big and the running speeds are so slow, it takes forever to get into the action.

different strokes for different folks, I guess
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>>94052700
we black comet now
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>>94050868
Is that Mara Jade in the bottom right corner?

Is there a community looking to continue Legends as Disney won't?
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>>94052693
If you want to play a jedi there's a dozen other star wars games out there for that. Battlefront is the one game where you are the grunt, that's it's USP
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>>94052533
Anon, the point I'm making, which you do not seem to understand, is that the EU books and games and other media still exist. They are not going away, there is lots of EU material out there which you can still enjoy.

What is so hard for you to understand about that?
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>>94052794
I believe that is Jyn
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>>94052533
>We will probably get star wars sims relationship advice with rey addition or something
I would unironically play the fucking shit out of this, so long as I can date an imperial. Tarkin is my sempai
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>>94052702
>rectally rectified
you should change that to "ravaged" or "wrecked", the word "rectified" means fixed or amended, such as rectifying the terrible opinions of the rectally ravaged retard you're replying to
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>>94052794
>Mara Jade
No, anon. It's all the ~important~ females characters in canon.
Bottom left, clockwise up: Jyn, Sabine, Rey, Leia, Ahsoka and Padme. Maz in the middle.
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>>94052826
>Star Wars dating VN

FUND IT
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>>94052841
I'll go with ravaged. Good point. It was just the first thing I thought of when thinking of synonyms of ass mad that start with the same letter
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>>94052702
Best part of all? He's far from finished
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For the love of god, someone make a collage of this guys shitty arguments. I can't because I'm on my phone.
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>>94052795
It seems retarded to play battles like Geonoais without Jedi.

Yes they appear more legendary but what you describe isn't what I want.
A jedi game is not the same thing as a Jedi in a BF game because you can't just go and tear up some droids.
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>>94052907
try going through the archive, you'll have to go through a shitload of threads though because he's been doing it for at least a full month, and possibly 2 months before that, there's probably too much shitposting to even put on a collage that could visibly fit within an image smaller than 4mb to post here
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>>94052813
How mad is Mark Hamil that Luke is now gay and a red haired MILF like Dana Delaney won't play Mara Jade?
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>>94052958
I've seen it, my computer is a fucking potato and I can't do images like that.
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>>94052987
Mara would be the same age as Luke, anon. Mark wouldn't be de-aged down to Mara's age in that picture. She would be old and busted.
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>>94052987
>5 years younger than hamil

What was the mouse thinking?!
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>>94052850
No Mon Mothma.

(Dictatorfu)

They can tackle sexism but not ageism.

Checkmate Lucasfilm.
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>>94053031
see >>94053035

Good lord, Carrie Fisher did not take care of herself. Would the SJWs have allowed this?
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>>94052862
All routes lead to you joining the rebellion, you may not date outside the rebellion, Imperial romances will kill you for being rebel scum.
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>>94052987
>gay
gay for orange buttcheeks and female Indiana Jones
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>>94053051
Mothma is a crucial secondary character, not primary. That's why Hera isn't on the list either.
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>>94052987
Where has it been said that he's gay?
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>>94053074
What about Thane Kyrell?
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>>94053098
its disney
we all know its coming
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>>94053098
Mark Hamil posited it.

>"...fans are writing and ask all these questions, 'I'm bullied in school... I'm afraid to come out'. They say to me, 'Could Luke be gay?' I'd say it is meant to be interpreted by the viewer... If you think Luke is gay, of course he is. You should not be ashamed of it. Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves.”
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>>94053139
>in 10 years these will sit in bargin stores dusty and sunbleached
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>>94053127
There's a difference between canon and 'you can interpret a character how you want'
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>>94053139
>Dat FO Axe.

Impractical as fuck, but it'd make for such a lovely execution method.
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>>94053120
Ree will kill you like the yandere she is.
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>>94053160
Luke would never marry a ((woman)). That gender normative behavior is something the Empire would promote.
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>>94053080
Maz isn't a primary character, she's barely a character.

Hera/Mon Mothma/Toryn Farr/Sy Snootles/ Oola stories when?
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>>94053209
>Ree
>Yandere

My penis can only get so erect
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>Luke tries getting it on with THREE women in canon, excluding Aphra
"homosexual"
I hate lgbt political labels, heaven forbid you like sucking cock and eating pussy equally
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How bad of a sign is it that the mouse heavily edited Rogue One, has abandoned a 'director's vision' for the Han Solo film, and seem to be transforming the main Disney trilogy into Wonder Woman in space?
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>>94053256
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>>94053139
>That fatty next to Finn
I see that the resistance will continue the proud rebel tradition of hiring all the fat fucks they find. She better be related to porkins.
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>>94053293
It was edited because it was grimdark and needed the editing. The Han Solo movie was probably going to be 'marvel quipfest' the film. These aren't bad things.
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If everybody wants to cut down on the shitposting they see, put "mouse" "shill" and "squeak" into your filters. Also filter the name ~~HeHe~~
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>>94053293
You don;t know what you're talking about. Fuck off
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>>94053345
>that photoshop to make boyega not pear shaped
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>>94053293
>heavily edited Rogue One,
They did standard reshoots. They streamlined the third act.
>has abandoned a 'director's vision' for the Han Solo film,
Lord and Miller were playing fast and loose with a corporate gig and should have known better.
>and seem to be transforming the main Disney trilogy into Wonder Woman in space?

People loved Wonder Woman both critically and commercially. Perhaps you are being left behind by a franchise that is outgrowing you?
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>>94053356
>dat sad feel when all you want to do is do some light, brief talks about Galaxy's Edge
>ends up sparking mouse/anti-mouse flaming

Think I'll keep to myself for a while
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>>94053352
Rogue One was edited to cut out some filler in the final act. Gareth spoke about this after the Blu Ray released.

All that was changed was that Jyn would have to run between two buildings to get the plans, and transmit the codes, as evident by the trailer footage. There wasn't any editing in tone.
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>>94053356
>filters
Fag
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>>94053262
False dichotomy? Or not extreme enough.

Probably just 'either/or'.
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>>94053406
>paid $5m to director cut filler
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>>94053406
Hm. That makes sense. personally, I thought some stuff was cut from the first act, it jumped around a lot more than I would have liked. Some of the stuff in the trailers was incredible, like Krennic walking in the water. Wish we had gotten that stuff.
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>>94053293
Not quite as bad as the route of over-saturation they're going for. I can see Star Wars hype dying by the time #9 comes out going by how they handled it with Marvel.
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>>94053398
People loved Wonder Woman because it was Wonder Woman.

Avatar also made cash, do people really love it? Wonder Woman would at least make it on the Monopoly game.
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>>94053398
Modern Star Wars is not "outgrowing" anyone. It's just attaching itself to whatever is popular or trendy. This is not maturing, more like regressing.

Obviously, the more behind the times someone is, the more wrong they will find with the trends being picked up.
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>>94053490
The whole film should have been 30 minutes. It was forgettable aside from the Vader scenes.
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>>94053406
>>94053406
But muh War film.
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>>94053453
I'm saying the entire idea of obligate homosexuality is fucking bogus and people shouldn't put a limit on their screw options
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>>94053293
>How bad of a sign is it that the mouse heavily edited Rogue One
They did reshoots and only really edited the third act.
>has abandoned a 'director's vision' for the Han Solo film
Honestly, Ron Howard seems like a much better choice for directing the movie. And considering L&M were making it too comedic, I rather have a Han Solo movie instead of Jump Street in space.
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>>94053524
Imagine the fat goblin that posts this shit
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>>94053553
Luke is gay, get over it.
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Is RO on netflix yet?
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>>94053553
I got what you're saying, actually. And I agree as well.
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>>94053581
Prove it. With canon material
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>>94053581
Tell that to Nakari Kelen and Farney.

And Leia.
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>>94053593
yeh
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>>94053581
I'll ask again. Give me a source that is not mark trying to be inspirational to people, and is canon
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>>94053568
Why didn't they pick Ron Howard from the start?

>literally the reason people love Han were his quips

>Don’t everyone thank me at once
>Keep your distance Chewie but don't look like you're trying to keep your distance. I don't know...fly casual!
>And I thought they smelled bad on the outside
>you’re gonna die here, you know. Convenient
>Wonderful girl. Either I’m going to kill her or I’m beginning to like her

>I love you! I know.
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>>94053581
he literally attempted incest

someone really needs to step on this mouse
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>>94053749
The good news is, the mouse is literally doing to Star Wars what the Goodfellas did to the Chinese Restaurant. Exploit it for all its worth... then burn it down.

>BOBA FETT FILM!!!
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>no results on google reverse image search
holy shit I think hes actually making these shitty comics himself

just when you though he couldn't get more autistic
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>>94053749
Good job avoiding points there friend. Even in the time of the EU, 90% of it was not canon because it was just writers jerking themselves off with their bigger and badder star war.
>Why would you even do this?
That wasn't the point to my post, good job avoiding it and changing the subject of your OWN prediction of how shitty new cannon will be.
>They don't even understand what starwars is
They literally have George and people who worked closely with him for decades. I posit it is you who does not understand what star wars is.
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>>94053706
Dont gay guys usually try to fuck a few girls because that's what you're supposed to do?
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>>94053842
The guy's a certified crazy. I've dealt with raging autists more controlled than him
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>>94053495
>make it on the Monopoly game.

Literally no one gives a fuck about monopoly.
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>>94053074
>Imperial romances will kill you for being rebel scum
Will I at least be tortured and raped first?
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>>94053933
Tell that to #wheresrey
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>>94053749
Buddy, do you even watch the clone wars and rebels.
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>>94053749
Anon, there is years upon years of EU material, they have built upon it for over 30 years. You may not like the new canon but it's how things are now. You're just being an autist who can't accept change. So if you aren't going to accept the change, ignore it and pay attention to all the EU media that you can enjoy. Because the new canon isn't going away, there is no use crying over it because you can't change it. So you might as well enjoy the 30+ years of EU you have.
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>>94053520
>Modern Star Wars is not "outgrowing" anyone. It's just attaching itself to whatever is popular or trendy. This is not maturing, more like regressing.
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>>94053962

Why the fuck would I ever care about a hashtag?
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>>94053969
You seem unable to understand the point, so you just posted an irrelevant strip. Good job trying, i'd give you a gold star, but I ran out.
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>>94053969
>the films about the struggles between the light and darkness in us all is now about tree people and owls

No, they're just making Rey a Disney princess with her new woodland friends to fight white supremacy.
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>>94053933
>Literally no one gives a fuck about monopoly.
Never had a family game night, anon? Nights playing Monopoly can lead to fucking heated arguments.
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>>94053879
That used to be the case until it became politically convenient to be an oppressed minority, now people will go "oh no I saw a naked man/woman and I liked it! I guess that means no more girls/boys for me ever again!" and then go to a misogynist/misandrist echo chamber to reinforce their delusion instead of accepting the possibility they're bisexual
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>>94054033
>You seem unable to understand the point

Star Wars is fine. It belongs to young people.
Adults who cling to star wars are sad and doomed.
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Just nuke the damn thread already.

As a matter of fact, let's see what can speed it along
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>>94054083

No one has ever completed a game of monopoly.
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>>94054033
People who can't accept that Star Wars is for kids, and cling to it and scream when it's not a fucking thinkpiece and character study (baby shit for babies) need to step back and realize this isn't intended for them beyond mindless entertainment
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>>94054120
We wouldn't need nuking if this samefag shitposter could be reliably eliminated, but chances are he's been a permaban evading proxy user this entire time.
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>>94054103
Gratz on expressing your opinion, I guess.
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>>94054120
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>>94054184

You seem unable to understand my response, so you just posted an irrelevant comment. Good job trying, i'd give you a gold star, but I ran out.
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>>94054155
>Star Wars is for kids, and cling to it and scream when it's not a fucking thinkpiece and character study (baby shit for babies)
Why the hell do you watch what you consider to be baby shit for babies?
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>>94054155
Star Wars was a guy's attempt to marry Joseph Campbell and Kurosawa with a peppering of WW2 Kino.

Now it's a pop culture commodity designed for Return on Investment.
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>>94054257
kek
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>>94054264
That's the common argument against it, and the cartoons. I like star wars because it's nostalgic, and there are good stories within. But acting as though it needs to 'grow up' is pretty stupid, considering that Lucas himself has said it's a series for children. Unlike most people, I can admit that I like having fun. Star Wars is fun. I like it because I do. I'm not incredibly militant about it like the EUDF guy (who I am convinced is falseflagging).
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>>94054315
Lucas also sold it for $4b - it's a commodity now like Gold or Pork Bellies.
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>>94054155
Yeah, which explains why you're here and why millions of people of all ages love Star Wars and treat it as whatever they wish.
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>>94054343
That doesn't change what it is. It just changes who makes it. Lucas wasn't some avant-garde misunderstood genius
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>>94054315
I used to think he was a falseflagging shitposter but after a month of the same shit nonstop and then the bevy of autism in this thread, he has proven himself beyond a shadow of a doubt to be a genuine grade A loon.
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>>94054380
He wasn't?

It was always about the cinema, never about the story.
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If we're getting a thrawn novel, will we get to see Eli?
What's it going to be about?
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>>94054433
We got a novel. Now we're getting a comic adaptation of said novel.
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>By definition, it cannot be enjoyed.
>Star wars was never about the story
This guy just digs himself deeper and deeper
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>>94054433
Thrawn was a bigger Mary Sue than Rey.

Prove me wrong.
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>The Thrawn comic is going to reveal what Eli actually looks like
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>>94053809

>The good news is, the mouse is literally doing to Star Wars what the Goodfellas did to the Chinese Restaurant. Exploit it for all its worth... then burn it down.

It's a mercy kill at this point. A boba Fett film... wow, just wow. They act like they are doing "fan service" but they forget that people are fans of the prequels too... why not do something interesting and original?
Why not do something VERY NEW? like an old republic series or something in the very distant past or future? maybe the first jedi or something?

No, that would take hard work and effort. They may as well just reboot the series or something if they are going to start DELIBERATELY shitting into the very DNA of starwars.

>>94053842

Those are scenes from the new movie.

>>94053869

Are you telling me george lucas thought it would be a cool idea to literally have nothing change for 30 years just so you could have "iconic" crap doing nothing?
THEY HAD THE BEST FUCKING SOURCE MATERIAL. and that is what they came up with?
a shit version of a new hope that wasn't even a complete movie because it was missing entire essential scenes.

Poe dameron *blows up*
*shows up at end of movie* LOL, not dead.

The main characters had no clear motivation, the only one with something close to a personality was kylo ren, who is basically just anakin skywalker
For some reason RETARDS like kylo but not Anakin.

>>94053963

Yeah, but lost track of rebels. Loved clonewars.

>>94053964

I don't even want to think of it surviving 30 more years. I'd rather just see it get mercifully put down rather than live as a walking corpse.
They didn't even give it a peaceful death or just let it fade into legend, maybe to be brought back later on when someone had a good idea for it. They instead just murdered it and brought it back as a fucking crappy lich.
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>>94054494
He was in the EU when he had literal godlike deduction powers that required fourth wall breaking authorial knowledge. In the canon novel he's pretty well rounded with flaws of his own.
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>>94053139
>china has 1 billion consumers

BRAVO, MOUSE
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>>94054543
At this point if he's not a mary sue, he's a jobber.

Either or. There is no inbetween.
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>>94053842
>this reaction image again
You faggots need to stop using the same reactions every god damn thread I know it's fucking you use something else
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>>94054523
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Holy shit he's still going, not only does he spout nothing but pure autism he types SO FUCKING MUCH. ISB for the love of God get rid of this troll.
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>>94054543
>thrawn sitting offworld observing Karde's base
>hmmm, one single asteroid
>I already sent a kill party!

>they got away
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>94054523
So you were ok with boba fett in the clone wars but a movie about him is crossing the line, and rogue one had pleanty of prequel fan service but you hated that
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>force penguins
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>>94053969
Fuck off with this god damn image people don't hate franchises because they change they hate franchises when they get worse, and although I have no stake in this argument, I'd say the handling of the Force Awakens and star wars by disney so far is extremely dissatisfying to real fans. You can argue that it'll get better or that it's not that bad, but you can't say it's not objectively worse, which really shouldn't even be possible
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>>94054523
You're a lost cause, mate.
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>>94054584
>jobber
give one example of Thrawn jobbing

>>94054589
its not exactly an uncommon reaction image you newfag, and people save images they see posted by others to use at their own discretion
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>>94054523
You're edgy as fuck. Not only don't you understand basic tenants of debate, you seem to think I like TFA, as you keep bringing it up. I don't. I like Kylo Ren, sure. But I didn't like the film. Stop bringing up Poe, as if I'm defending the film. The fact that you cannot seem to understand why people don't take you seriously is just making this all the funnier. Stop bringing up TFA and form an actual argument that is not based on things I have never said, and I might take you seriously. But as it stands? You seem like an edgy fuck complaining about kids movies on a fucking taiwanese basket weaving picture blog, and you're really bad at it, too.

The cognitive dissonance is fucking real with you, damn.
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>>94054589
Wait I got one for you
>>94054630
It's RLM syndrome of TFA was good cause muh nostalgia but RO was bad because NOSTALGIC PANDERING REEEEEE
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>>94054120
Sorry that someone disagrees with you
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>>94054677
>Fuck off with this god damn image people don't hate franchises because they change they hate franchises when they get worse, and although I have no stake in this argument, I'd say the handling of the Force Awakens and star wars by disney so far is extremely dissatisfying to real fans. You can argue that it'll get better or that it's not that bad, but you can't say it's not objectively worse, which really shouldn't even be possible
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>>94054697
Rebels.

Not my words, mind you. Just the common criticism that usually gets tossed around. Personally, I find the insistence on absolutism (mary sue, jobber) fucking ridiculous. Then again, I suppose I'm just as at fault for bringing it up. Kindly disregard any potential faggotry on my part.
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>>94054712
god fucking damn you autocorrect, I meant tenets
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>>94054677
The thing is, the ST is the main outlier, rebels, rogue one, some of the books and some of the comics are just like star wars was before disney bought it. By which i mean TCW and not the eu.
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>>94054744
>>94054630
Rogue one doesn't even feel nostalgic with all the new shit made specifically for the movie that is taking the place of stuff that already existed. Shit like, Scout troopers already exist, but we have new scout troopers anyway, just shits over any nostalgic value it might have held
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>>94054788
I'm glad you admit that, but care to point to a single specific example within Rebels where Thrawn loses? It is his minions who job, not himself, and he quite handily whooped Atollon base.
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>>94054827
Rogue One was even worse than Episode 7 when it came to 'let's exploit the OT'. At least Episode 7 tried to make new circumstances... though the Death Planet and Obi Wan Luke were pretty bad ripoffs.

Rogue One was literally an unoriginal, unnecessary story. You would think Disney would have known this when they skipped Uncle Ben in the new Spider-man film. They literally had to edit in a massive space battle and digital Darth Vader and Leia to make people talk about it.
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>>94054924
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>>94054964
Why did the Imperials blow up their own planet?

>it was a cool way to make the Death Star menacing
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>>94054155

It's just for kids so why is it they are trying to inject LGBTQWTFEVER into it and make everything about women and race?

Kids will identify with fucking cartoon dinosaurs for crying out loud, why inject sexuality into everything? Why can't social justice maniacs just make their own fucking stories up? why do they have take everything over and then break it?

Not only does the force awaken SUCK, but they even executed the story badly.
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>>94054924
>Rogue One was even worse than Episode 7 when it came to 'let's exploit the OT'
Yet it felt a hundred times more original what with the new designs, new planets, and new characters.
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>>94054924
>You would think Disney would have known this when they skipped Uncle Ben in the new Spider-man film.
Do you seriously want to see that repeated in movies again?
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>>94054994

Saw Gerrera's attack on Jeddha City was the last straw so they annihilated the last traces of the jedi temple and Saw in one swoop.
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>>94055005
Where have they done this in star wars beyond diversity? Are you triggered that they are giving women stories and making them the main characters? I've not seen someone in star wars yet go "I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR' or "YEAH IM BLACK BUT IM JUST AS GOOD AS YOU"
there's a difference between a character being something, and a character being a mouthpiece for politics.
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>>94055021
No, just like I didn't need another fucking Death Star film.

It's a shame a new one will show up in Episode 9.
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>>94055021
A surprisingly common complaint I've heard about it. Not as common as the whole MJ fiasco, though.
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>>94055038
>every protagonist must be a young, white, british chick

Emilia Clark will be the true protagonist of the Han Solo film - just wait.
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>>94055005
>make everything about women and race?

They haven't done anything of the sort.
They've included women and non-white actors in major parts.
That's not an agenda, that's open casting in a fantasy setting.
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>>94054630

>So you were ok with boba fett in the clone wars but a movie about him is crossing the line, and rogue one had pleanty of prequel fan service but you hated that

Why do we need a boba fett movie? Just think of how crap they will make it.
Disney have no interest in making anything good.

IMAGINE IF THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT MANDALORIANS INSTEAD?

>>94054712

You have a rey tattoo.
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>>94055038
I find it funny that this was the biggest complaint about that Forces of Destiny shit, and it never happened. It came close with Jyn, but it was your usual imperial scum nonsense.
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>>94055104

But Boba Fett is a mandalorian.
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>>94055087
>white
Racist
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>>94055128
:^)
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>>94055144
When will Finn x Poe be confirmed?
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>>94054924

What's worse is that the darth vader scene didn't even make sense.
It made darth vader look like a big doofus.
He could have just force pulled the plans into his hands or something, instead he just messes around.

Why don't they just make a darth vader movie or something?
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>>94054924
>This is what RLMfags actually believe
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>>94055190
>Vader being a showoff to terrify people?
>anakin being over the top
stop the fucking presses
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>>94050603
She would look better with her bangs down. The way it is now looks like a pompadour with a mullet.
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>>94051971
February
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>>94055190
It seemed like he didn't know what he was looking for. So, he just cut down motherfuckers until something came out.

I'm way more annoyed about a blockade runner, a 100% capable warship, being docked during the whole battle for the sake of doing a cheap reveal at the end.
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>>94055210

They don't want her to look too much like Rose.
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>>94055190
That's because it was added in by executive meddling. Disney shills will defend it as a necessary edit the same way Han Solo never quips now.

Rogue one was a fucking mess - it felt like the fourth Pirates of the Carribean where they pushed Jack Sparrow on some other story.
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>>94055208
>anakin
Who?
Idiot prequelbaby
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>>94055275
What? He's always been Anakin. Just not Christen.
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>>94055249
>>94052087
Much obliged.

Enough time to get around to reading it
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>>94055275
I thought the Prequels weren't canon.
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I really hope that, if Kylo is redeemed, that he doesn't die immediately after his redemption a la Anakin. Imagine if he became a Jedi and that way for decades - I feel that kind of redemption story isn't done very often, someone who is redeemed usually dies right after; I wanna see what happens when someone completely overcomes the dark side and it becomes a distant memory of his past.
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>>94055309
Bit busy, m8.
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>>94055309
Being outsmarted by 12 year olds.
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>>94055309
Half the thread. Half the fuckin thread.

And it's all related, as nonsensical as it is
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>>94055038

>there's a difference between a character being something, and a character being a mouthpiece for politics.

Yeah, but here's the thing, finn isn't a character, poe isn't a character, and rey isn't a character.
They have nothing beyond being members of "under-represented" groups.

>>94055092

>That's not an agenda, that's open casting in a fantasy setting.

HAHAHAHA, wow, what a liar.

If that's incidental, why did they keep bringing diversity up?
It's not incidental. These people are not colour blind or above seeing people in terms of racial and sexual groups.
That is their main concern and it shows.
That's why the stories are SO CRAP.

It's like that scene where Jyn is beating up the stormtroopers with that stupid stick while the STUPID MALE is in the corner going WOW omg what a woman.
What do you think the point of that scene was?
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>was she a jedi hero?
>nah just a broken down cow who dies

BRAVO, DISNEY
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>>94051549
>Epic shooters
Since when? Does EAfront 2015 really count? Besides, we've never gotten a solid FPS Star Wars game outside of Republic Commando. Fuck off.

>Mobile shit
Only when you cunts stop buying the shit.
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How would you react if Reylo became canon?
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>>94055356
>Why did they bring diversity up
So they wanted to make it seem more diverse, in a setting of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE? damn...
>Jyn and the storm troopers
Ten seconds later, she gets captured and has to be saved by a man. Not to mention that Cassian, a ((male)) has to save her from the imperial death camp. Your argument it invalid, because you keep ignoring this point. But ignore it again, please.
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>>94055383
Feminists would 'reeeee' harder than the idiot spamming the thread
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rogue one was good it was a solid episode on its own and it served its predecessors in the timeline and it its successor in the timeline perfectly. if you want a star wars film which is just a good film on its own episode 4 is your only option.
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>>94055383
with disgust
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>>94055383
>kylo has to sit in the chair as the bull Finn properly pleases Rey

Disney has gone too far.
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>>94055379
Did you not notice the quotation marks? I was shitting on it.
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>>94055411
Only one period for all that, you sure?
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>>94055383
only if it involves Rey saving Kylo from the diabolical feminization Snoke puts him through
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>>94055447
i put two periods in that.
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>>94055356
>HAHAHAHA, wow, what a liar.
>If that's incidental, why did they keep bringing diversity up?
>It's not incidental. These people are not colour blind or above seeing people in terms of racial and sexual groups.
>That is their main concern and it shows.

Star Wars belongs to everyone. Anyone should be able to identify with a star wars character. Anyone can be cast as a star wars character because it's not real.
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sure is /tv/ up in here
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>>94055128

Douche

>>94055255

Someone should dock a blockade runner into disneys ass.

>>94055266

That's what's so scary about it. You're dealing with mindless marketing zombies, they don't care about artwork.
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>>94055472
I get the strong impression he might be replying to himself
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>>94055483
Are you kidding? /tv/'s never been this bad, even in 2015 when the thread catalog was filled with nothing but Finnigger posting
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>>94055472
Especially Chinese, because they buy film tickets.
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>>94055506

Kelly Marie Tran and the actress playing her sister are both Vietnamese.
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>>94055498
oh yeah if im a marketing zombie how can i say this

ROGUE ONE IS GREAT

THE FORCE AWAKENS IS SHIT
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>>94055542
And Japs are often played by Koreans - what's your point?
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>>94055397

>So they wanted to make it seem more diverse, in a setting of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE? damn...

No. They did it to appeal to dorky liberals. They weren't saying "hey look, more aliens", they were saying "diversity".
Did you even see what chris weis wrote about this shit?
Politics is at the heart of this shit.

>Ten seconds later, she gets captured and has to be saved by a man. Not to mention that Cassian, a ((male)) has to save her from the imperial death camp. Your argument it invalid, because you keep ignoring this point. But ignore it again, please.

You dodged my question. What do you think the point in that scene was?
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So I take it SDCC was a disappointment and this is why the thread is so restless and salty, right?
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>>94055472

>Star Wars belongs to everyone. Anyone should be able to identify with a star wars character. Anyone can be cast as a star wars character because it's not real.

It belongs to disney. Starwars always had racial diversity.
Why are they suddenly patting themselves on the back about it?
Because of politics, not because of authenticity.


You liberal idiots cannot pretend that this shit is incidental any more because diversity is at the HEART of your every waking thought.
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>>94055644
Even if it's bad it will gross $1b.

Disney will keep on keeping on.
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>>94055644
The book announcement was pretty interesting, at least
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>>94055644
I'm interested in the stuff revealed about the new season of Young Justice, but don't really care for anything else announced this year.
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>Dave Filoni's new show is about Luke's new Jedi order
>Because of Disney's focus on the ST, he gets TCW levels of funding
>Starts off directly after ROTJ and covers events until after the Jedi order falls again
>The OT characters are apart of it, probably voiced by their lego versions or something
>Get returning side characters like Obi-wan, Yoda, Anakin, and Lando
>Rex survives ROTJ and helps Luke before dying
> Ahsoka and Kyle help form the order before being killed by Ben or some other force

How would you react?
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>>94055658
Ah, you're one of the faggots that got assblasted about the white supremacist thing.
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>>94055658
but that guy got in trouble for that
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>>94055658
You forget that he got into big trouble for posting that. your point is invalid, considering they DON'T want people making sweeping political statements using star wars you dingus
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>>94055751
People will still shit on it because of blatant pandering by the mouse.
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>>94055751
I'd wake up because that's clearly a dream.
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>>94055751
that my biggest hope, but i think he could get hamil.
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>>94055751
you mean Ahsoka and Kanan living
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>>94055751
The sequel era of Star Wars doesn't deserve Filoni making a show for it but I'd probably watch. Anakin and Obi-wan's space ghost mentoring or at least being there would be cool as hell.
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>>94055658
None of it is actually present in the films though. Directors and writers can pedal their agenda, but at the end of the Day finn being black or their being a bunch of muslims in Rogue One doesn't effect the movie or the universe because non of that matters in Star Wars.
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>>94055751
I wake up
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>>94055658
>Starwars always had racial diversity.

There are no non-white actors in the original.
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>>94055360
Yes EU Leia became a Jedi but it was 2nd to her political career. She knew what it did to Anakin too so there's was the fear it could happen again.

But it would have been cool, but you know they had to reset the status quo.
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>>94055898
>Lando
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>>94055898
>James Earl Jones
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>>94055851
>a bunch of muslims in Rogue One

Riz Ahmed plays Bodhi Rook.
Another actors plays a rebellion leader with a few lines.
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>>94055898
Also, James Earl Jones as Vader's voice.
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>>94055929
>>94055924
cute goalpost move in 3...2...1...
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>>94055924

Lando is in ANH?
Must be the special edition!
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>>94055917
They abandoned her as a character honesty. Her appearance in Episode 7 was so sad. She was not even plot important.

Now it doesn't even matter. Chances are because she died they'll make her character seem more important but ultimately that's it.
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>>94055973
And I was ready to spam every alien in the cantina scene, too...
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>>94055973
>>94055971
>>94055929
>>94055924

The original film is star wars, a film that has no non-white actors cast in it.

And yes, James Earl Jones voices Darth Vader. His robust voice does not make Vader into a non-white character.
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>>94055761
>>94055769
>>94055794
>>94055851

They got in trouble for it because they let the cat out the bag.
It's BLATANTLY obvious what is going on.
On its own merits these new movies are FUCKING TERRIBLE.

George Lucas is a MASSIVE liberal hippy.
But his stories were good BECAUSE HE ISN'T A RETARD. He understands stories and mythology, and created something resonates with LOADS of people because of it. He is a student of history and mythology, he gets this shit.
These stupid motherfuckers DON'T get it. They can only make cheap immitations of starwars.

NOTHING sums it up more than the tagline "starwars for a NEW generation".

If you understand THE HERO WITH ATHOUSAND FACES, you will KNOW that there are no NEW generations, which is why the ANCIENT MYTHS still have such an impact on people in the present.

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE SHALLOW.

All they care about is their own crappy, dying social agenda that is getting destroyed more and more every day.

STAR WARS IS DEAD.
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>>94055818
>If the leaker about the porgys was telling the truth, then Force ghosts can be killed in TLJ
>This will likely mean either Obi-wan, or more likely Anakin will be killed in TLJ
>We will never have a 20 issue comic series of Force ghost shenanigans
>Obi, Ani, and Yoda have now become deus ex machinas instead of characters and will never get any spotlight outside of 2 sentences of advice to our main heroes
>No super special edition where Qui-gon's floating balls show up at the end of ROTJ

Fuck I just want to see Obi and Ani bro it out after everything that's happened.
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>>94056033
but rebels season 4 looks like its going to be good so how is star wars dead
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>>94056031
>claims there are no non-white actors were in the original
>Black actor cast in the movie
>doesn't count

You said there no non-white actors, and got proven wrong. It's your own fault for not specifying they had to be on-screen
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>>94056081
>rebels
>good

p1
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>>94056033
>being this mad because there's less white dudes in Star Wars
Okay man
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>>94056062

I'm not moving the goal post, you fucks are moving the fucking field.
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>>94056077
>no special edition where Qui-gon shows up
im surprised Lucas didnt do this
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>>94056033
I think you browse /pol/ a bit too much. Yes, they push shit in other franchises, but they aren't in Star Wars, and their not going to.

The fans are too autistic to let them.
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>>94056149
>Did you see the field? They flipped the bitch
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>>94056031
Going by your own standard, it certainly does. You want to look at the first movie, 'star wars' on it's own? Vader was voiced by a black man. Vader is vader, we don't know who anakin is yet, and we certainly don't know his plight. So on the whole, he is a black man in the film. You're moving goalposts, now.
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>>94056123
>It's your own fault for not specifying they had to be on-screen

More like I'm not autistic.
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>>94056033
>>STAR WARS IS DEAD
Nothing and no one truly dies until people stop talking and thinking about it or them, anon. The Mouse's Star Wars will never die as long a you keep whinging and whining about it.
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>>94056033
You claim to be a "le true fan" but hate 90% of canon Star Wars just because Disney is making it.

Its very obvious you havent touched anything but TFA and maybe Rogue One, and you seem to hate Rogue One out of spite.

Just fuck off to a different franchise.
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>>94056180

Except that anyone who didn't recognize James Earl Jones' voice didn't know he was a black man.
>>
I say we take five on the next thread. Wait at least an hour or two before making a new one.

Let this shitfest die out
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>>94056208
>they didn't even know he was a black man
that's a terrible argument. I don't know what nationality poe is, but he is still that. Doesn't make it any less true. Just accept that you were BTFO already
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>>94056242
Admit defeat? In his moment of triumph?
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>>94056228
this shitfest won't die out until rebels comes back and the threads are too full of discussion to give (you)'s to retards
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>>94056228
I've honestly been mildly enjoying how much this anon is having a shit fit over nothing.
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>>94056266
Good luck not having threads until then
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>>94056228
He's just going to be back, he's been shitposting incessantly in EVERY SINGLE THREAD for the past month or more, he's not going to stop no matter how tired and btfo and brain damaged he gets. He has shown with his consistent and unprovoked lengthy spergouts that just ignoring him doesn't work. The only way to end autism of this scale is to ban the perpetrator, of course that only works if he doesn't evade with a proxy.
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>>94056295
are there any big comics or novels coming out soon?
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>>94056327
Star Wars - Hunchbacked Individual
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>>94056325
His typing pattern seems familiar. Kind of reminds me of this chilian punk who kept spamming the monster musume threads on /a/ becacuse they were no longer as lewd as they used to be.
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>>94056266
Don't be silly, shitposting happens at random. We've had threads ruined with shitposters the very day a new Rebels episode drops.

And then we've had some pretty great threads during dry spells of content too.

The only real way to combat shitposters is to ignore bait, and keep good conversations alive.

Reply to intelligent and interesting posts, and start interesting discussions. If you aren't doing this, then you have no right to call the threads shit and point fingers, because you're part of the problem.

So the only REAL solution is that next thread, we start some fun, on-topic discussions and focus on them.

If the shitposter comes back, ignore him. Simple.
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>>94056419
He reminds me of that persistent DCEU autist.
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>>94056439
Quality post.
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>>94056419
>>94056325
For some reason it's impossible for people in generals to ignore shitposter's. Until the administration figures out how to put teeth back in bans, or people realize that it's okay to ignore morons, every long running thread will be infested with them.
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>>94056550
>>94056439
It doesn't help that our resident tantrum thrower is doggedly determined to ruin every single thread with his autism and shows no signs whatsoever of tiring out. The SSposters and rignamanons have been murdered by this vile form of bait.
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>>94056601
It can't ruin anything in the absence of replies. Now, if only the people who inhabit every freaking /swco/ thread and have seen its work for weeks could just spare a couple brain cells to recognize and ignore it, it would starve to death. That won't happen though, because the majority here share its illness, just not its opinions.
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>>94056766
>ignore it and it will go away
is not a useful course of action if the fucker still shitposts when you ignore it, as has been proven time and again, he absolutely does not stop posting until he gets a reply, he is here to stay unless he is removed by force
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Okay serious question, looking for an canon answer other than "J.J. is a hack".

Why is Han and Leia's son named Ben? Han didn't like the Obi-wan and Leia never met him.

Where they trying to make EUfags happy by having Ben Skywalker, even though they're not the same at all?
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>>94056861
All I'm hearing from you is excuses for enabling it by replying to it. It's careful not to post ban-able material, so you can't get rid of it. You're still under no obligation to engage it in any way. Arguing with it just makes you an accomplice. Let its posts find no audience here for a week; see if it's still here.
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>>94056952
he is named after podracing legend ben quadrinaros
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>>94056978
That would be comedy gold if it turned out to be true
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>>94056952
Eh, I assumed it was because Obi-Wan was the catalyst for them meeting. Like people naming their kids after the town where they met.
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>>94056970
You really think that after creating these fucking bait mspaint comics he's going to stop? Where do you think you are? When has your advice ever worked?
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>>94056952
Maybe Luke told her about Ben. That was my theory, considering how important he was to him

though I also like it because I imagine one day Ben was like 'yo mom check out my new name its REN' and she just looked at him because that's one letter off and god damn it why was I cursed with this edgy kid
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>>94057037
>>Where do you think you are?
In the land of anonymous autists.
>>When has your advice ever worked?
When has it ever been tried?
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>>94056978
>>94057001
Considering Han is canonically a Galaxy-famous racer now, it's too good to not be true.

I like the idea that Luke suggested Ben to Leia. Leia mentioned it to Han, and he thought "Ben? It's perfect!", completely oblivious that she was referring to the old wizard he met one time.
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>>94045429
For shame, /co/! Why no Raiders!
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>>94056952

It's because JJ is a hack and can't come up with good ideas.

Take the millennium falcon scene with rey for example

She is, by trade, a scavenger. She knew of the falcon and han solo but never thought to investigate that ship enough to find that it worked, dismissing it as "junk".
That's retarded, but the reason that she did that was really because it was an uncreative nod to the first movie.

Why is he called ben? it's an uncreative nod to the other movies and the EU that they brutally and savagely murdered.

The whole thing utterly sucks. They still haven't defeated the empire. The republic army is nowhere to be seen. The "resistance"??? really? No technological progress? Really? Still using xwings? really?.
The first order were inspired by "nazis reorganising in Argentina" so that about sums up how retarded this shit is.

The Galactic empire was built on fear, the fact that it could somehow survive in fragments requires SERIOUS justification. Problem is, these idiots, because they view empire = nazi, cannot allow themselves to entertain presenting the galactic empire as an idea that is appealing to some in the galaxy. No, the soldiers have to just be "brainwashed".
They have brainwashed inferior soldiers despite having the option of having a clone army.

The whole thing utterly sucks.
Why didn't finn feel compelled to tell anyone about starkiller base? Wouldn't that have been a better incentive for his character to flee the first order and maybe try and warn the republic?
The whole story was a massive turd, it's not even worth wondering about.
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I'm super fucking pissed we haven't seen the Force ghosts in any post ROTJ media yet. It makes sense why Yoda is off masturbating to the force, it even makes sense why Obi-wan might be distant, but you're telling me Anakin fucking Skywalker isn't at least talking his son on a regular basis?

The same Anakin who killed an entire order to save someone? The same Anakinwas worried to death when Ahsoka went missing? Your seriously telling me he's fine with just abandoning his children and only appearing for sage advice? Fuck you J.J.
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>>94057145
Do you still think your advice works? He's not going to stop posting as long as there's a thread to reply to. Either permanently kill the general or permanently ban the troll. I'm fine with either after the fucker ruined my corvette thread.
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>>94057037
>go to a buffet
>they serve pizza, steak, fried rice, spaghetti, soups, salads, ice cream, sandwhiches, and tons of other delicious foods
>but they also serve the chef's turds
What do you do in this situation? Do you:
>A: Gladly eat a plate of spaghetti and ignore the plate of turds
or
>B: Force yourself to eat a plate of the chef's freshly shat out turds and proceed to throw them at the other customers who are trying to eat
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>>94057290
Obi-wan is too busy busting anakins balls for the shit he caused all over an autistic freakout
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>>94057333
>food analogies
/v/ pls
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>>94057333
is this a pro-nucanon post
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>>94057362
savage desu

he should have used an analogy involving griefers and cheaters in video games but of course being from /v/ he's never played one
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>>94057333
What the fuck is this analogy

i think the guy you were talking about tried to explain himself
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>>94057312
>Do you still think your advice works?
I don't see anyone but myself following it. I've several (You)s from it, as it begs for attention, yet it has none from me. If you've found a way to put teeth back in bans, let the administration know, until then, use some patience and starve it out.
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>>94057414
he's saying that even though some things in the nu-canon are bad, we should focus on the good things which are much more plentiful.
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>>94057362
>analogies are invalid if they involve food because..... uhh....
>>94057392
I haven't visited /v/ since the E3 where they announced the PS4.
>>94057414
Are you retarded? You are in a situation where you have multiple opportunities to have an enjoyable time but you choose instead to force yourself and others into having a bad time. This is the easiest analogy ever. Aka: don't waste your time giving (You)s to shitposters because it's aggravating and only serves to shit up the thread for the rest of us.
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>>94057422
>starve it out
just like exiting a Battlefront server with cheaters in it, that just leaves you with a dead game filled with nothing but cheaters
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>You underestimate my power
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>>94057448

Name one good new canon thing.
Please don't say "diversity".
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>>94057525
Only if you don't shit on it
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>>94057525
Star War Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back
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>>94057525
Rebels. First and best piece of new canon after the purge.
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>>94057525
>Catalyst
>Thrawn
>Rebel Rising
>bloodlines
to name a few
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>>94057525
Darth Maul (2017)
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>>94057525
dismmeberment
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>>94057525
Animated Thrawn
Inquisitors
Lost Stars
Catalyst
Uprising
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>>94057614
You could poke an eye out with that nose
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>>94057499
The decent discussions keep going even if it keeps trying to lower the threads' signal to noise ratio. Try this for one thread: find the phrases it loves to spew, filter them, then see if the thread improves for you or not. You'll miss not only its posts but also most replies to it. Except you probably won't miss them at all, instead you'll see a much better thread.
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>>94057648
I already did that and you know what happens? Half the thread disappears.
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>>94057525
(you)
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>>94057712
So, did the thread get better or worse? Shorter isn't synonymous with worse, you know.
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>>94057730
Probably busy working on a retort to every reply
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>>94057778
probably drawing a picture of fat rey shitting out all those comics and novels while mickey mouse feeds her the eu.
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>>94057772
It's a lot worse because some of the word tells are so innocuous they filter out perfectly innocent and relevant topical discussion.
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>>94057979
>>94057979
>>94057979
Keep the hate off of Star Wars, its creators, and its fans, and pile it onto me instead
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>>94057579

Exactly.

>>94057599

Rebels doesn't really count because of how close it is to clone wars.

>>94057601

Thrawn... that say's it all really.

>>94057604

Darth Maul.. again, ... notice a pattern here?

>>94057634

Thrawn. really? this is funny.

Was any of this worth murdering star wars for?
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>>94057909
So do some fine tuning, anon. Bluntly, the mods are impotent to make things better; and the thread inhabitants are eager to make things worse. You'll have to find a way to fix your experience for yourself.
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