Well, /co/?

>>94042054
What if the Crystal Gems were in the Breaking Bad universe?

>>94042054
>They're not lesbian space rocks, they're lesbian space MINERALS!

Steven we have to cook

>>94042109
Lars would be a meth head, obviously.

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>>94042054
>Steven grows up to be Hank Schrader
>Moves to New Mexico to have a normal life and get away from the gems
>ends up having a meth kingpin brother-in-law after getting married

>>94042238
I'm glad someone did this before I could.

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>>94042054

>>94042238
DAMMIT MARIE!

>>94042054
Would Brainiac be able to shrink a city in Homeworld and then blow it up?

>>94044994
Funny thing is, i was just about to say that Garnet could split a mountain in Monster Buddies.
This guy gets it

>>94042054
How would Heisenberg kill the Gems?

>>94042054

>Steven literally has the power to heal

Doesn't that stop Heisenberg's descent into total cuntishness (magnitude of cuntishness, not in comparison to everyone else)? I mean, if he bumped into him right at the very start, I'm not sure how well he'd do in the later seasons when he's too obsessed.

>>94047172
Shoot them

>>94042566
>Cries like a faggot when he sees people dying for real by the first time

Yep, that's Steven