Captain America

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>>94032211
>super soldier genetics
Not how it works. He's hopped up on Serum and Rays.
His kids are going to be scrawny 80lb weaklings, actually.

>>94032211
>Why is (any version of) Captain America still single and childless /co/?
Superheroics doesn't allow for a lot of time for dating.
And I'm not talking modern dating either, I'm talking old school "Don't kiss till the third date" pace dating.

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>>94032211
Captain America is a gay icon

>>94032211
Because Cap is gay, but Marvel won't let him come out.

steroids shrinks your balls

>>94032211
>as many women

Wrong. It is his American duty to ensure that any child born from his seed is raised in such a way that s/he is able to become a productive member of American society.

>>94032211
He was about to have one in Brubaker's run, but Sin planted a knife in Sharon's guts, and that caused a bit of problems with the fetus.

I'd have Steve's patriotic babies.

Hail Hydra.

Given his political beliefs any son raised by him would grow up to be an east coast nu-male.