Your figures that you have in your room are sentient like in

>>94030489
>a fuck ton on transformers
Geez, I don't know.

Sometimes I pretend my TV remote is an action figure, does that count as a toy?

>>94030489
>it's almost all weebshit
>eleven Hatsune Mikus
Wasp and Batgirl better learn some nip and get accustomed to jpop.

>>94030489
being nonexistant, like they are when I am around

>>94030489
Well, my drifts of random figures from when I still got lootcrate (aka: useless garbage delivery edition) are probably chill, my set of bionicle fishmen and my ancient bag of transformers probably fight, and the row of gifted funko pops are ostracized and mocked for being shut.
Also the three foot tall Vynil Luigi rules with an iron fist.

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Chill out and watch me masturbate onto my anime dolls

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>>94030489
I like to imagine Darth Vader cucking all of my Transformers when i'm not home, it's quite funny really.

All I have are stuffed animals.

No, you're a faggot.

My Stormtroopers gangbang emma frost statue

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>>94030489
I bet my Fourze figure is already pal with all my other toys and sneaks out at night to befriend the neighborhood's toys. Samus probably doesn't talk much and goes on secret raid missions on the wasp nest that's outside my room. Kuuga probably mastered 2000 new toy tricks for the new millennium and tries to impress Samus and Fourze with them. Samus doesn't really humor him but Fourze is genuinely impressed. Blastoise is the cool dad that keeps everyone out of trouble.

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She loves me and I love her.

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>>94030489
I'm too poor for figs.

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Stream obscure British sitcoms apparently.

>>94030871
Just because you use her to masturbate doesn't mean she loves it.

>>94030722
>Darth Vader just lets Shamrock fuck him in the ass
Good taste.

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I am sure they will declare this man as their king once I have him in my hands.

They judge me.

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>>94030489
Fight

>What do you think they do when you're not around?
>when I'm not around
Yeah.... that's a thing that happens. A totally normal amount of not being around happening over here.

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>>94031399
>Dio stops time and sneaks up behind Woody
>Just as he's about to stab Woody in the neck with his fingers full part 1 vampire style, Woody's head slowly turns 180 degrees in stopped time
>"We toys can see EVERYTHING!"

>>94030489
Probably barf and/or be traumatized given how much they have to stay still and watch me fap.

https://discord.gg/Tec7VB

They'd probably fight like in >>94031399

>>94031553
>Implying they're not voyeurs and don't immediately jerk off to all the good memories of you whacking it when they're finally able to move

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Probably watch movies, read some of my comics, play some of my games.

I wish I could join them. I just want a job where I can work from home and never have to leave my room if it can be avoided.

>>94031620
considering im ugly as fuck. Either they have very weird kinks or probably are scared shitless.

>>94031508
KEK
SAVED.

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>>94030489
Sometimes when I want a little extra kick, I like to imagine my toy collection is just like it is in Toy Story.
And they're all sobbing and holding support groups for each other for all the times I fondled my Winx Club and Monster High dolls while jerking off. And maybe there's one or two that secretly enjoy it, but they don't want to bring it up because they see how devastated the others are. And this fills them with anguish because they can't influence who I pick, and of course they'd take one for the team.

And there's only enough clothes for about half of them, and only my favorites get something to wear. Which of course leads to considerable ambivalence. They'd all rather have something, but don't want to be marked for attention. And ones without clothes both resent and pity the ones that do.

>>94030489
Clean off the semen.

>>94030489
My VR Troopers wonder why I chewed on his leg and why I still have them.

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I'd like to hear their banter.

>>94031508
>"N-NANI?!"

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Shoot webs

>>94031668
Hey pan, hows it going? I loved your last podcast. Howd you score herny?

>>94031953
That reference went way over my head.

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>>94030489
Probably the same shit that Arby and Chief do.

I have a single figure and it's a clay Moses that was made for a cake years ago.
I guess he'd just chill or something. Idk.

>>94030870
Good taste overall, fellow frenchfag

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>>94030489
Do statuettes count? If so no idea what this dude would do.

yoda bobblehead is still trapped in his packaging all is quiet while i am away.

Comment about the bizarre porn I look at.

>>94032834
Now that I think about it he probably fucking despises Death Grips since I listen to that a lot.

Try and get to cum off enough to breath while keeping enough on so i don't get suspicious.

Which i do. APPLEJACK! IRON GUNDAM! BARNY! BART SIMPSON! AND MACHO MAN!

Don't make me break out the acid.

>>94030871
>>94031668
>>94031676
>>94032904

>4channing it up.

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>>94031668
a bit fucked up my dude

reminds me of "I have no mouth but I must scream"

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If I was autistic enough to own any, they would probably plan for my summary execution.

>>94034125
You are autistic enough to get upset over other people owning them, however.

Not quite sure. They've all watched me masturbate a lot though. I like to think when I get a new figure, the older ones tell them all the things I do when I think I'm alone.

>>94030489
>Android 18 inside a glass case alone while all my other DBZ figures are on the bookshelf

>>94030706
So, why is Skeletor's head on Mumm-Ra's body?

I'm a sickly shut-in and I rarely leave my room.

They must be bored out of their minds.

>>94030489
I don't have any "figures" in my apartment. I'm a grown man.

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not /co/ related but probably cute girl stuff.

My Yamcha is still dead, that's for sure.

>all that Gunpla and other plamos
They are playing Super Robot Wars IRL, I guess.

Some try to establish eternal night, and the rest try to prevent that.

>only /co/ related toy is Bumblebee standing behind some chibi Persona figures and DBZ action figures
Probably try to break SHF Triple H out of his box.

>>94030489
What figures?

>>94030489
>bunch of shitty funko pops which work gives me and a mordecai plush I lynched with headphones
Not much

>>94030489

Yearn for death.

>>94030489
>SH2 nurse and some lego star wars figs
Decent slasher flick I guess

>>94030489
>I hope I don't get cummed on again

What happens if you use the cupboard from Indian in the Cupboard in a world that already operates under Toy Story rules?

>>94036369
The cupboard gave the toys personality based on what they were modeled after, so you would have Toy Story where the entire cast was brainwashed into acting like Buzz in 1.

The plot would probably be the cupboarded toys go rogue and some that didnt get it would have to try to un brainwash them

>a bunch of carved frogs and resin block containing a clutch of eggs, two stages of tadpole, and a young frog
They probably shitpost.

>geez what a creep he jerks off to cartoon kids

>>94031668
If they want clothes so bad couldn't they just wear tissue togas and ditch them in whatever basket you throw your jizzy tissues in?

>>94036532
And you're next.

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>>94030500
Chris?

>>94030489

>batman chess pieces
>assassins creed figures
>legend of zelda, metroid, and pikmin amiibos
>a few funko pop figures courtesy of my gf

It'd be fucking busy, that's for sure.

I hope my gf's pop figures get bullied for being ugly.

>>94036564
Chris' toys would have gone full Cid rebellion on him by now.

>>94036582
Nah. Chris doesn't abuse toys like Sid, they'd probably be happy that Chris still plays with them.

>>94030489
My Transformers take a few of my legos and build various things to gamble with like a dog race track, poker tables, or a boxing ring.