ITT: Possible relationship moments

>>94028439
How would they fuck?

>>94030690
Penis in vagina

>>94028030
This is the single worst thing Tynion has ever written!

I dare you to find worse.

>>94028544
Take heart, anon, because even if you're self-conscious about your writing, even if you never get published, even if you never even show another living human being your writing, you will never, ever be as bad a writer as Gabby Rivera.

Squirrel Girl x Wolverine past relationship tease

>>94028030
What a slut, has she tried to fuck Tim too?

>>94030893
what?

>>94028067
barbara and bruce? or who and who?

>>94031115
It's Lois and Bruce.

>>94028030
I love the look on her face when he rejects her!

>>94031141
the fuck now?

>>94031173
Batman got his memories erased, Lois on the other hand has no excuse.

>>94028030
when did they put her back in her proper mask?

>>94031351
This is like 3 years old.

>>94031367
is it?

so she's still in her stupid not a mask, mask?

>>94031091
Evil ninja ghost possession. And a guy ghost too.

Bat family members should NEVER be in long term relationships. ESPECIALLY not with each other.

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>>94031500
I dunno. This family' working out all right so far

>>94031500
I appreciate how even the people that like inter-Batfamily pairings freely acknowledge that every time it happens the only ultimate result is disaster. Even the writers and artists that ship within the Batfamily acknowledge this.

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This is one that was just a "NO." right from the start.
There's no way, it ain't gunna happen, we ain't falling for it.
One character is just a never-ending trainwreck of fucked life-insanity and the other is too popular and too cute and has too much potential to throw into that canonical meatgrinder that embodies the other's stories.
Hell, you can even see that the one isn't even picking up on the potential vibe.
So it just won't happen.

... however...

>>94031173
new 52 lois aka worst lois

>>94032868
I'm glad she's dead.

>>94031173
>an arc where OoC Batman makes Lois Lane wear a Batgirl costume so they could save Gotham from OoC Superman and Catwoman who have been banging and committing crimes without stopping.
Batman/Superman was a waste of paper. Thankfully, this Lois Lane was erased from existence.

>>94032905
I will say this much, Catwoman riding around on a shirtless agro Superman fulfils a lot of my fetishes.

>>94032934

Then get better fetishes.

>>94032943
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

>>94028030
Isn't she also trying to get with Dick?

>>94032956

I'm not the one who brought up "muh fetishes". Don't act like a toonfag.

>>94032976
And Luke fox
And the Penguin's son
And Killer Moth.

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>>94028544
God, that comic was so bad. Even the art was just horrible. I honestly have no idea how some of this shit got into print.

>>94033004
Don't be a wetblanket.

>>94032943
>>94033004
>Sexy women drapped possessive over buff shirtless men
>not the best fetish
I pity you and your inability to enjoy things.

>>94033009
and that asian guy from the first batgirl arc in rebirth. the bitch is very promiscuous

>>94033400
I can't believe I forgot about Asian Chad.
>he was such a memorable character

>>94030979
In the Arkham series they're married. I think the only Robin she's never gone for yet is Damian.

>>94033459
what I'm having a hard time figuring out is how is she sleeping around after being CHAIR'd by joker, if anything it should've matured her, instead she still acts like a sex starved womanchild

>>94033582
She's making up for lost time.
Nothing highlights how fragile our sex lives are than a paralyzing injury.

>>94028471
Is Magnus gay?

>>94033009
And Jason Bard.

And after being played around for so many shitty guys, she friendzoned Ted Kord.

>>94031254
BLACKED
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>>94031598
>>94031500
>>94028030
>im sorry babs, i cant be in a relationship with you. im busy with my green card marriage wife and our autistic child

>>94033695
Didn't she and ted have cybersex?
>or am I thinking of the calculator?

>>94033724
They should have Deathstroke fuck her

>>94033741
>Ted and the calculator had cyber sex

So who catfished whom?

>>94033746
>too old.

>>94033764
They catfished one another's hearts.

>>94028439
What happened to her? The series ended with the baby being an older child in another universe/timeline or something. But what happened to Linda?

>>94034381
I'm guessing a random Crisis retcon erased her.

>>94033676
He just has enough self respect to not fuck a robot that he built, which is about one step removed from masturbation.

>>94033778
Deathstroke of Barbara?

>>94034475
Barbara prefers the older gent but for Deathstroke, too old.

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>>94028544
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>94035908
>>94033778
He fucked Etienne though.
>>94030738
>tfw Seeley wrote the script for that particular issue of Eternal

>>94035952
Well in that case it was Slade's instinctual drive to be the shittiest parent possible.

>>94033676
He knows not to put his dick in crazy, specially one that could crush his penis

>>94028030
You know? I kind of ship it because the only time where N52 Barbara was actually fun was when she was with Jason.

>>94035958
jesus fuck, why wouldnt there be groups dedicated to eradicating telepaths?

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>>94030488

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Best couple coming through

>>94032868
>new 52 lois aka worst lois

True fucking words have never been spoken...

>>94033722
DOOMED

NAMORED

PARKERED

THINGED

Am I forgetting any?

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>>94028544
Kate Bishop's dialogue literally reads like the speech in Simpsons about how the other characters should be describing Poochy.

>>94036740
Why is reed such a cuck

>>94036949
It's the thinking man's fetish

>>94036740
>>94036949
You guys do know that Sue hasn't have sex with any of these characters, right?